8/7/2019 The Demise of Enviroment Canada V2
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Press release for immediate country wide distribution.
The demise of Environment Canada weather reporting. Or a
genuine
way of bringing the Action Plan to every part of Canada.
A new local model for up to the minute Weather conditions is to
be phased in across the
country over the next year, this local service is cost effective
and will bring up to the
minute weather conditions in the local official language of
their choice.
The device is to be made under the auspices of the soon to be
eliminated or extended
Action Plan depending upon who is in power.
Material for this project is to be 100% Canadian sourced.
The plywood for the device is from mills in Ontario,
The paint for the project is to be manufactured in Quebec and
shall be limited to two hues
of blue, PQ blue and Conservative blue.
The stencils for the signage are to be made in New Brunswick,
Canadas only bilingual
province.
Brushes are to be manufactured in Newfoundland from locally
sourced materials (Seal furallowed as long as the seal lovers lobby
doesnt find out).
The rope is to be spun from BC hemp in BC.
The rock is to be sourced within a 1km radius of where the
weather station is to be
erected, to give local members of Parliament something to be
photo-oped with.
Only one prototype was constructed and found to be very durable
and 100% accurate.
This is a cost effective programme that will be entirely
financed by the elimination of theEnvironment Canada weather
forecasting department in Ottawa except for D. Philips,
pending a satisfactory per calendar gratuity agreement for each
one of his Annual
Weather calendars printed.
Local EC employees will be kept on in an on call basis to touch
up paint on the weather
stations; this hopefully will not affect their EI (Employment
Insurance) payments.
