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81 Earn as an affiliate or by submitting original ideas. [email protected]
I’m not here
Our garden gate doth open wide
What children hear at home
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FORE I went golfing! to welcome all our friends inside!
soon everyone knows!
No brainsNo brainsNo brainsNo brains
No headaches!No headaches!No headaches!No headaches!
This is a pen that you will almost never mis-
place or lose and you’ll instantly spot a pen
thief! The only problem is that kids love it too,
so it gets lots of use! My DSIL Bridget made
this for me and it is the only pen I can ever
find. She is always coming up with something
new and different. Please check out her site at
BridgetsCraftCorner.com.
Line up flower stems or feather stems along the
side of a stick pen. Wrap the pen and stems with
florist tape, stretching slightly as you wrap. The
tape will stick to itself. It is that simple! Then
fill a fluted bowl vase with colored florist mar-
bles for a home befitting your new pen. This is
even easier than the pen!
Tickler ©2006 [email protected]
I’ll always be yours
and this everyone knows,
but if anyone takes me
I’ll tickle their nose!
Grandmothers like letters. Even
if they just consist of a squiggle
and a dirty finger mark.
If your children don’t see their rela-
tives often, or even if they do, teach
them the lost art of writing real let-
ters! Print out their own letterhead
on the computer, give them a supply
of stamps and envelopes and make
them a special pen. Then encourage
them to write their relatives and
friends. The bonus is they’ll probably
get mail back which all kids love!
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The Craft Book with the index on the outside
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Vol. #5
Confucius Fortunes Collection © 1972 - Present by [email protected]
Confucius say: Man who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired.
Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say: Man who tells one too many light bulb joke soon burn
out.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point.
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change in base-
ment.
Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient.
Confucius say: Man who keep nose to grindstone end up with pointy
nose.
Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss
balloon.
Confucius say: Man who plow straight furrow fall in rut.
Confucius say: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain
himself.
Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot not eat
from pot.
Confucius say: Man who guess woman's age may be smart, but not
very bright.
Confucius say: Man who throws dirt loses ground.
Confucius say: Man with unchecked parachute likely to jump to con-
clusion.
Confucius say: Wise man get clean in hot water.
Confucius say: Wise man make sure words touch wisdom tooth on
way out of mouth.
Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Confucius say: Wise man never eat yellow snow.
Confucius say: Naked man fears no pick pocket.
Confucius say: Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble
putting on pants.
Confucius say: Man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face.
Confucius say: Woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in
man’s sink.
Confucius say: Man who listen for train with head on track likely to
get splitting headache.
Confucius say: Man who drive like h*## bound to get there.
84
Of course these
“fortunes” are meant to
be entertaining, but I feel
that Confucius would
agree that they still offer
good advice. Bake up a
batch of cookies using
the recipe on the next
page. Cut apart and put
a fortune in each cookie.
Confucius
Fortunes ©2002 [email protected]
Your fortune may bring good luck
or you may just find it amusing,
because as Mrs. Confucius say
Confucius can be very confusing!
Confucius confuses me!
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• Print Confucius fortunes or make your own and cut into strips. • Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease cookie sheet. • Mix egg white and sugar in a small bowl. Add water, butter and vanilla and mix. Stir in flour.
• Drop by teaspoonfuls onto a cookie sheet. Swirl the batter with the back of a spoon until spread very thin and almost transpar-
ent. (See picture below.)
• Bake 3 to 5 minutes until lightly browned on edges. Only bake a few cookies at a time to allow time for folding before they cool...
about four at a time per person folding, less to begin with. Be
careful of burns and work very fast!
• Put a fortune in the center of each cookie. Fold cookie in half and then fold again draping over the edge of a bowl to form the boom-
erang shape. Place each cookie in a muffin tin cup to cool.
• Makes 8 cookies. For a nice gift, box up cookies in a Chinese food take out box. Ask for one at the Chinese restaurant or print one
from http://www.CraftSayings.com/templates/chinesebox.
Lots of Love ©2002 [email protected]
My cookie sheet may be
quite worn and scratched,
but it still tastily bakes up
lots of love unmatched!
1 egg white
1/4 cup sugar
1 tbsp. water
2 tbsp. butter, melted
1/4 tsp. vanilla
1/3 cup flour
• Materials: Glass jug, regular paper bags, Royal Coat decoupage glue, clear polyurethane (varnish), small foam brushes, cork.
• Before beginning, print your favorite saying, joke, funny face, state slogan, etc.
onto cardstock. If possible print it using
a laser color printer so that the colors
won’t run while decoupaging. If using
an inkjet printer, allow it to dry for two
days before decoupaging to minimize
running.
• Decoupage torn pieces of paper bag onto the jug starting at the top, slightly
overlapping the pieces. Leave the handle
alone for now since you will need some-
thing to hold onto. After a few rows,
brush on a coat of Royal Coat. Keep do-
ing this process all over the jug. Let the
jug dry overnight. Then do the bottom
the same way. Let dry.
• Decoupage the handle the same way with small thinly torn strips and let dry.
• Cut out or tear around the edges of the printed cardstock and de-coupage it onto the jug using light, long strokes to cover it. (If using an
inkjet print, be extra careful and repeat after drying.)
• When completely dry, coat with two layers of clear polyurethane, letting each coat dry good and hard to protect the jug.
• Fill it with sand for a doorstop and seal with the cork. This one is filled with good old Georgia red clay!
Sherry (redrosesherry) Hampton
This brought back memories of a project my
twins did over 15 years ago in Boy Scouts.
They tore off pieces of masking tape and
stuck it all over a glass juice bottle. Looks
like they had longer base strips and top
strips were about an inch long. Along the
top, the pieces fold over and go inside a bit.
They remember it and think they finished it
by brushing on thinned glue. The vases have
“weathered” over the years and I love them more every year!
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
Fortune knocks once, but misfortune has much more patience.
These fortune cookies begin
great conversations at any
gathering!
85 86
Sherry Hampton made this gorgeous doorstop. This method also
can be used to make beautiful vases out of discarded bottles.
Roll down the top of a tiny baby sock and place it
on the handle of a plunger as a stocking cap. Glue
large wiggly eyes and a pom nose to the handle un-
der the cap. With a black marker, draw a mouth
and write “And you think YOUR job stinks!”
down the front. Glue a tiny mouse to the cap. If
preferred, face can be painted on. Next time your
job gets you down, just remember this little guy!
Can I tra
de th
is job for what's b
ehind Door #2?
Stinky Job! ©2001 [email protected]
I know it’s a thankless dirty job
and sometimes rather pungent,
but be thankful you've got me
to dive right in and plunge it!
And you think your job stinks!
Waiting by the Door Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he
returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed
him. "She spent every night at the front door, await-
ing your return," she said.
"What an example of true love,"
Dave replied. "I wonder if you'd
be that concerned about me?"
"Honey," she answered, "if you
were gone overnight, and I didn't know where
you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you
at the front door."
Hiring? A woman walked up to the manager of a department
store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"
she asked.
Don’t forget the laughing magnets on Page 29.
Some days you're the pigeon,
other days you're the statue.
Some days you're the windshield,
other days you're the bug.
Some days you're the dog,
other days you're the fire hydrant.
Some days you're the cow head,
other days you're the cow butt.
Some days you're the early bird,
other days you're the worm.
Some days you’re the cat,
other days you’re the hot tin roof.
Some days you're the cow pie,
other days you're the boot.
Some days you step in it,
other days you don't.
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.
Some days are a total waste of makeup!
Every workplace bathroom needs this fellow!
Wrong Name Two men were walking home after a Halloween
party and decided to take a shortcut through the
cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-
tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a ham-
mer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his
breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you
were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
A good friend is there even when you stink!
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Mrs. Potpourri Mouse ©2006 [email protected]
Unlike her naughty cousins
this little mouse is nice and neat.
She won’t ransack your house
and will make it smell real sweet!
Kids will love helping
put together and giv-
ing this quaint little
gift. Gather pinecones
on your next venture
through the forest. Put
them in a basket with
a small jar of peanut
butter and a small bag
of birdseed. Add
Emily’s cute little
poem to the basket.
Birdie Snacks ©1998 [email protected]
Here's a gift for you and all the lovely birds,
for although they cannot speak the words,
and they may find lots of worms on which to feed,
their favorite still is peanut butter with bird seed!
Fall is a good time
to bring out the pot-
pourri when we
start closing up the
house. Also make a
few with felt bot-
toms and no pot-
pourri in Christmas
fabrics for the tree.
Body: Fill an empty walnut half shell with potpourri and glue fine tulle
netting to the bottom.
Bonnet: Cut a 2.5” circle of fabric (shadow gray circle pattern) and
glue lace around the outside edge. Gather the edges with a needle and
thread. Insert a wad of fiberfill to puff it like a bonnet. Adjust the gath-
ering and tie a knot. Glue the bonnet to the top of the walnut shell.
Ears: Cut two ears from gray felt, pinch in the center and glue to the
bonnet as shown in the picture. Glue a small ribbon bow between ears.
Eyes: Glue on small black beads for eyes.
Optional whiskers: Glue on three strands of black thread or clear
mono-filament (fishing line) in a crisscross fashion.
Nose: Glue a black pom or bead over whiskers as shown in left picture.
Potpouri Hints: When planning your next garden, add flowers and
herbs that yield nice potpourri ingredients, like roses, lilac, lavender,
mint and lemon balm. Some dry better upside down in hanging bunches
in a dark dry room. For others dry the separated petals on screens.
Also grow a few flowers for their color like violets, calendula and pan-
sies. Drying these in silica gel will help maintain their colors. Save and
dry orange and lemon peels. Pick up cinnamon sticks, vanilla beans,
nutmeg and whole cloves on sale. Save pine cones, gumballs and small
sticks for bulk. Mix up a batch of whatever you like. It is imperative to
add approximately 1 tablespoon of fixative such as orrisroot, oak moss
or sandalwood to each quart of dried petals to preserve the scent.
Ear Pattern
Little Pinecone ©2006 Emily Carlsten
To you I am just a pinecone
and you are not alone.
But cover me with peanut butter
and dip me in some seed.
Then you shall see how I can help
A little birdie in need.
Garden
Bird
House
Sign:
Garden
of
Eatin’
89 90
Emily Carlsten
Cut two
ears
Pinch this end.
• Tie a string to the top of the pinecone,
hiding it under the edges of the cone as
much as possible and leaving the string
long as a hanger.
• Mix peanut butter and bird seed in a
bowl.
• Spread the mixture all over the pine
cone, working it up under the “petals”
of the cone. If desired, roll it in more
bird seed to make it drier to the touch.
• Another version that kids like is to sim-
ply spread peanut butter all over each
cone and then roll it in birdseed.
• The finishing touch: Dress up the cones
by hanging a few together. Add a few
beads to the strings and knot off at the
top with a loop for hanging.
• Enjoy watching the birds flock to your
creations.
Traveling Consonants The quantity of consonants in the Eng-
lish language is constant. If omitted in
one place, they turn up in another.
When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah,"
the lost r's migrate southwest, causing
a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest
in "erl wells."
Paranoid Principal The new principal was checking over his
school on the first day. Passing the stock-
room, he was startled to see the door wide
open and teachers bustling in and out, car-
rying off books and supplies in preparation
for the arrival of students the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal
the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly
less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he
asked the school's long time custodian, "Do you
think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked, let-
ting the teachers take things without requisitions?"
The custodian looked at him gravely. "We trust them with
the children, don't we?"
Caught in the Picture I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came
into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet pa-
per. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable,
so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They
came out so well that I had copies made and in-
cluded one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called, laughing hysterically and suggesting I
take a closer look at the picture. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and
was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured
my reflection in the mirror -- wearing nothing but a camera!
Strained Eyeballs
6 hard boiled eggs
6 oz whipped cream cheese
7 oz green olives -- with pimientos
Red food coloring
• Peel eggs and cut in half lengthwise. Remove and dis-card the yolks.
• Fill the holes with cream cheese to look like an eyeball. • Press an olive into each cream cheese eyeball, pimiento facing up, for an eerie green iris and startling red pupil!
• For a final touch, dip the tip of a toothpick in red food coloring and draw broken blood vessels as shown.
From the files of Amanda Formaro at FamilyCorner.com CraftSayings.com
FamilyCorner.com
Strained Eyeballs ©2006 ShirleyT@
CraftSayings.com
These eyeballs are delicious
and nutritious too...
if you can dare eat them
looking back at you!
The eyes have it... These are delicious!
Oh yuck,
but won’t kids
love these!
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This wonderfully oddball recipe came from Amanda Formaro at
FamilyCorner.com. Don’t miss her online magazine that has the cutest
crafts and recipes you’ll find on the net. Please check out all of the delight-
ful projects on her site. Just don’t miss the signup link for the magazine!
All eyes are on you… making sure you check out FamilyCorner.com!
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Humble Beginnings ©2006 [email protected]
“The inn is full,”
the innkeeper said.
“I do not have for you a nice bed.”
But he took pity as her tears did fall...
“I can give you only a place in the stall.”
So he took his lantern and led the way
and soon a sweet baby was born in the hay.
It was not at all a bed to befit a grand king
but angels gathered all above it to sing.
And the child grew up to do remarkable things
and on mankind He bestowed great blessings.
So whenever life makes you want to grumble
remember Jesus laying in the hay so humble!
Kids need a stable background...
beginning with baby Jesus in the stable.
Fill a large glass ball with excelsior, hay or anything that resembles hay.
Arrange the “hay” with a pencil poked in the opening. Add the poem.
Give as a gift, hang on your tree or in a window. May it remind that
sometimes our problems aren’t as big as we think and Jesus is always
there to help us through it.
Who you know determines where you go …. Know Jesus!
Less Stress
with Jesus! ©2006 [email protected]
Maybe our stress
will be a little less,
if we think of Jesus
and His love for us!
Jesus sa
ves!
The rest o
f us better m
ake backups.
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• Head: Slide one end of an 18” thin silver
wire thru a 24 mm pearl bead and center
the bead on the wire.
• Halo: Slide small beads and/or rondelles
onto the wire with head (pictured halo
used 2 small pearls/1 rondelle, 2 small
pearls, etc. totaling 5 rondelles and 10
pearls). Push end of wire back down thru
head bead hole and make sure ends are
even. Form bead circle into a halo.
• Body: Thread 5 18mm starburst beads, 5
14mm starburst beads, 5 10mm starburst
beads, 5 4mm rondelles and 2 tiny crystal
beads onto both
strands of wire and
push up against the
head bead. Thread
wire ends thru a
teardrop crystal
and twist around
the top of it and up
again around the
next bead. Snip
wire ends.
• Wings: Fold a 24”
length of 24 mm
artist wire in half
and twist around
neck. With needle
nose pliers twist it
into wing shapes on
each side as shown.
• Finish: Glue an
iridescent bow at
neck. Tie a thread
hanger to halo base.
Beaded Pattern ©2004
Angel Tears ©2004 [email protected]
Angel tears are beautiful!
They fall from a loved one,
who only cries because the time
with us here on earth is done.
But there is this hidden message
in each lovely glistening tear...
"I am doing great in heaven
and look at the beauty here!"
"Live your life to the fullest.
Do everything with real zest.
Give all your problems to God
and let angels care for the rest."
"Just remember that I love you
and one day you'll be here too,
but until that time should come
I gleefully watch over you!"
This little angel makes a great ornament or add the poem and
give to a grieving friend.
When the stars are twinkling, an angel awaits your prayer. 94
Cooking up a Good Marriage ©2006 [email protected]
Marriage is like cooking
And to be a success,
There is a lot to go in it.
You must give it your best.
If you leave something out
You may be likely to fall.
It’s one of those things where
You must give it your all.
There will be times
You scrimp and scrape,
And at other times
Life is a piece of cake.
There will be times
When you will disagree.
Good times, bad times,
Just wait and see.
Patience, humor and acceptance
Are all part of the recipe.
Put all your good traits forth
And there is no guarantee.
But with the man you love
There is no greater joy in life,
Than looking in his eyes
And becoming man and wife.
Bridal Shower Gift: Tired of giving the same old shower gifts. Here is something different that is sure to be loved. Pack ingredients
for a special dinner in a picnic basket. Example: Spaghetti noodles, a
jar of sauce, parmesan cheese, a loaf of Italian bread, a bottle of wine,
etc. Add Karen’s sentimental poem.
Grandpa’s Party Potatoes
10-12 cups potatoes
2 tbsp margarine 8 oz. cream cheese
2 tbsp. milk 8 oz. French onion dip mix
1/4 tsp. pepper 1/4 to 1/2 cup Ranch dressing
3/4 tsp. salt paprika
• Cook and mash potatoes. • Add margarine, milk, pepper and salt. Mix until smooth. • Add cream cheese and French onion dip mix. Mix well. • Add Ranch dressing. Mix well and spread into a 9 x 13 baking dish.
• Sprinkle with paprika. • Cover and chill overnight in refrigerator. • Remove for 30 minutes. Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 50 to 60 minutes. Bring on the party!
Politically Correct Potatoes To the politician who once spelled potato incorrectly, here is the
politically correct way to spell potato. Since GH can stand for P as
in Hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in Dough, PHTH can stand
for T as in Phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in Neighbor, TTE can
stand for T as in Gazette and EAU can stand for O as in
Plateau, the correct spelling of POTATO is…. drum roll….
"GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU"
Party Potatoes
©2006 [email protected]
Tis nothing like a party
and these party potatoes
to kick things up a notch
and chase away all woes!
Pat aka KraftyPattie said her family loves these potatoes and I bet all cooks
will too! They are great for a fancy holiday dinner because they cut down
on hustle bustle the day of your dinner. Make them the night before and
just plop them in the oven the next day and wait for the compliments!
Less stress. More delicious fun!
A Few Thoughts
on Marriage
All marriages are
happy. It's the living
together afterward
that causes all the
trouble.
Don't smother each
other. Only mush-
rooms grow well in
shade.
Getting married is
easy. Staying mar-
ried is more diffi-
cult. Staying happily
married forever
ranks up there with
the fine arts.
Give and take, a
happy marriage
make.
Keep your eyes wide
open before mar-
riage and half shut
afterwards.
Love is temporary
insanity, curable by
marriage.
Love, honor and
negotiate.
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Rainbow Goodies ©2006 [email protected]
What could be better than finding
goodies at the rainbow’s end?
Giggling and making memories
and sharing it with a friend!
Giant Rainbow Cookies 1 cup sugar
1 cup butter, softened
1 egg
1 tsp. vanilla
2 cups flour
6 colors of food coloring
Mix sugar, butter, egg and vanilla. Add flour; mix well.
Divide dough into six bowls. Add a different food color-
ing to each bowl. Roll each of six balls into a snake
shape onto a floured surface. Arch the snake and press
onto cookie sheet. Add another snake shape until the
rainbow is formed. Bake at 350 for 10-15 minutes.
When cool let each child taste a piece of the rainbow.
Diane’s son made these in third grade class and I made them with my
DGD. We made rainbow flowers too and Trini says they’re…..
Super Scrumdillitelyumplischous!
Cooking up a storm with a rainbow at the end!
Always keep a smile on your face,
a rainbow in your heart and the cookie jar full!
Cook up some fun!
98
For perfectionists, let ROY G. BIV help you get your rainbow perfect.
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Make up your mind.
Are you a cow or an owl?!!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the pool,
I’m dwowning!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda come out and play?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel get you in trouble.
Better tell the truth!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore and Doris
Theodore and Doris who?
Theodore is stuck and
the front Doris locked
and we can’t get in!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in.
It's cold out here!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
The doorman?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come
out with your hands up!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles
for you!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Nobody. Banana split!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad
I’m done? 97
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ayings.co
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Diane’s tot name song tape is fun too at CraftSayings.com/tunesfortots
Instru
ctions: F
ailure to
follow co
uld resu
lt in a fire h
azard. K
eep aw
ay
from children & pets. N
ever b
urn unatte
nded. V
otives: A
lways burn
votive in
a proper fittin
g votive holder. B
urn on a p
rotected
heat resis-
tant su
rface. Always m
aintain ¼
” wick length. Flame size sh
ould never
be m
ore th
an ½
” for any long length of tim
e. Liquid pool sh
ould be ¼
”. If th
e candle is b
urning too hot, b
low out &
allow to cool. T
rim wick &
relight. R
emove w
ick trim
mings, m
atches o
r any debris fro
m candle.
Glass m
ay beco
me hot so
avoid touching. D
rafts, ceilin
g fans, air co
ndi-
tioning may alter th
e speed
of th
e burn and should be av
oided. Candles
should not be burned for m
ore th
an 3 to 4 hrs. C
andles sh
ould not be
used
with shades. M
elts: Use o
nly in a w
ell v
entilated
, candle lit o
r UL
approved, electric w
ax potpourri p
ot, w
ith min. 2 ½" to
p opening; do
not co
ver or ad
d water. If u
sing a tea lite p
otpourri b
urner, w
arm with
unsce
nted
tea lights. D
o not le
t flame co
ntact u
ndersid
e of pot. N
ever
warm
the m
elts o
n a sto
ve. W
arm a m
inimum of one m
elt.
Thank you!
I’d like to give you m
y three scents.
I think you’ll find it better than two,
since no advice I could ever give
would smell as good as these do!
My T
hree S
cents
©2006 [email protected]
Check out www.MiaSoy.com for the best smelling melts.
That’s my three scents worth of advice!
Package three scented melts/tarts
individually in Ziploc bags to avoid
cross scenting. Spread out so that
all can be seen and staple on top-
per. Votives can also be used.
Another cute presentation is to
“shrink wrap” individually two
melts with stretchable plastic
wrap. Stack the two melts on top
of a votive, set them in the center
of a piece of tulle, pull the tulle up
around the votive/melts and tie it
off with a pretty ribbon. Tag can be threaded onto the ribbon.
Sayings from Collection of [email protected] ©1972—Present
Fish har
d!
You can
rest
when yo
u die.
A bunch of little sayings
just for the pun of it!
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
What little ears shouldn’t hear…
Big mouths shouldn’t say!
Don’t byte off more
than you can view.
The laughter of children is
an international language.
A bicycle can't stand on its
own because it is two-tired
.
The best vitam
in for a
Christian is B
1.
Church Sign Under same management
for over 2000 years!
The plush ne
w teddies
in the store a
re strangers.
The tattered
bear in the
chest is a frie
nd forever.
Intelligence without ambition
is like a bird without wings.
Optimism: Waiting for a
ship
to come in when you hav
en’t
sent one out.
Mom’s
Kitchen
Love served
24 hours Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Better to have laugh lines
than worry warts!
In God w
e trust.
In God w
e trust.
In God w
e trust.
In God w
e trust.
All others ...
All others ...
All others ...
All others ...
we virus scan.
we virus scan.
we virus scan.
we virus scan.
A family is a gift forever!
American by birth. Fisherman by choice!
Hairy Kiwi:
Death by fru
it
If you can’t convince them, confuse them!
If I were normal,If I were normal,If I were normal,If I were normal, I wouldn’t be me!I wouldn’t be me!I wouldn’t be me!I wouldn’t be me!
Loose lips.
Broad hips!
I gave birth to royalty…
The Prince of Wails!
Life is more fun
when we don’t
keep score.
It’s snowtime!
Teachers
add up!
Some people are like wheelbarrows… only useful when pushed and very easily upset.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
99 100
Purrrrrfec
t!
Think snow!
There isn´t enough darkness in all the world to snuff out the light of one
little candle. — Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Bud-
dhism, 563-483 B.C.
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