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Garrison Keeler on MethodistsPart II Last month I shared this article by Garrison Keeler in which he talks about Methodists. I really enjoyed the humor (and truth) he told about us. I have listened to and appreciated Garrison Keeler for many years and always assumed he was Lutheran, based on the things he told about his life. But he also knows the Methodists pretty well. So here is the rest of the article I did not have room for in the last Circuit Rider: “*Methodists believe their pastors will visit them in the hospital, even if they don’t notify them that they are there. *Methodists usually follow the official liturgy and will feel it is their away of suffering for their sins. *Methodists believe in miracles and even expect miracles, especially during their stewardship visitation programs or when passing the plate. *Methodists think that the Bible forbids them from crossing the aisle while passing the peace. *Methodists drink coffee as if it were the Third Sacrament. *Methodists feel guilty for not staying to clean up after their own wedding reception in the Fellowship Hall. *Methodists are willing to pay up to one dollar for a meal at the church. *Methodists still serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color of the season and think that peas in a tuna casserole adds too much color. *Methodists believe that it is OK to poke fun at themselves and never take themselves too seriously. And finally, You know you are a Methodist when: It's 100 degrees, with 90% humidity, and you still have coffee after the service. You hear something funny during the sermon and smile as loudly as you can. Donuts are a line item in the church budget, just like coffee. When you watch a Star Wars movie and they say, "May the Force be with you," you respond, "and also with you." And lastly, it takes ten minutes to say good - bye !Grace and Peace, Bill OFFICE HOURS Mon.Fri 8:00-12:00 & 1:005:00pm 402-564-8463 WORSHIP SCHEDULE Saturday 6:00 pm Sunday 8:00 & 10:30 am SUNDAY SCHOOL FOR ALL AGES 9:00 am PASTOR Bill Ritter [email protected] ASSOCIATE PASTOR CARING MINISTRY COORD Dusty Sprague [email protected] CHRISTIAN EDUCATION COORDINATOR Stephanie McLaughlin [email protected] PARISH NURSE Martha Davidson [email protected] BUSINESS COORDINATOR Sharon Zobel [email protected] ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Rose Dannelly [email protected] CHRISTIAN CENTER DIRECTOR Nick Kaufmann [email protected] CUSTODIAN Diane Bejvancesky The Circuit Rider FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH 271014th St (Worship Center) 247232nd Ave (Christian Center) Columbus, Nebraska 68601 www.columbusfumc.com May 30, 2013 - June 27,2013

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Garrison Keeler on Methodists—Part II

Last month I shared this article by Garrison Keeler in which

he talks about Methodists. I really enjoyed the humor (and

truth) he told about us. I have listened to and appreciated

Garrison Keeler for many years and always assumed he was

Lutheran, based on the things he told about his life. But he also knows the

Methodists pretty well. So here is the rest of the article I did not have room for in

the last Circuit Rider:

“*Methodists believe their pastors will visit them in the hospital, even if they don’t

notify them that they are there.

*Methodists usually follow the official liturgy and will feel it is their away of

suffering for their sins.

*Methodists believe in miracles and even expect miracles, especially during their

stewardship visitation programs or when passing the plate.

*Methodists think that the Bible forbids them from crossing the aisle while

passing the peace.

*Methodists drink coffee as if it were the Third Sacrament.

*Methodists feel guilty for not staying to clean up after their own wedding

reception in the Fellowship Hall.

*Methodists are willing to pay up to one dollar for a meal at the church.

*Methodists still serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color of the season and think

that peas in a tuna casserole adds too much color.

*Methodists believe that it is OK to poke fun at themselves and never take

themselves too seriously.

And finally, You know you are a Methodist when:

It's 100 degrees, with 90% humidity, and you still have coffee after the service.

You hear something funny during the sermon and smile as loudly as you can.

Donuts are a line item in the church budget, just like coffee.

When you watch a Star Wars movie and they say, "May the Force be with you,"

you respond, "and also with you."

And lastly, it takes ten minutes to say good - bye !”

Grace and Peace,

Bill

OFFICE HOURS Mon.—Fri

8:00-12:00 & 1:00—5:00pm 402-564-8463

WORSHIP

SCHEDULE Saturday 6:00 pm

Sunday 8:00 & 10:30 am

SUNDAY SCHOOL

FOR ALL AGES 9:00 am

PASTOR Bill Ritter

[email protected]

ASSOCIATE PASTOR CARING MINISTRY COORD

Dusty Sprague [email protected]

CHRISTIAN EDUCATION

COORDINATOR Stephanie McLaughlin

[email protected]

PARISH NURSE Martha Davidson

[email protected]

BUSINESS COORDINATOR Sharon Zobel

[email protected]

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Rose Dannelly [email protected]

CHRISTIAN CENTER

DIRECTOR Nick Kaufmann

[email protected]

CUSTODIAN Diane Bejvancesky

The Circuit Rider FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH

2710—14th St (Worship Center) 2472—32nd Ave (Christian Center)

Columbus, Nebraska 68601 www.columbusfumc.com

May 30, 2013 - June 27,2013

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July Birthday Calendar

1 Katy Carlson, Evan Eickhoff, Nicolas French, Jeff Galley, Craig Williams

2 Kelly Burton, Donna Fricke, Twila Wallace

3 Richard Johnson, Kathleen Ladehoff, Andrew Markham

4 James Stahl

5 Kim Garretson, Drew Luebe, Bentley Willison

6 Joseph Hanson, Zetha Nelson, Victor Rosendahl

7 Deanna Galley, Kayla Gehring, Karli Gernstein, Jerilyn Rieken, Jake Steiner

8 Della Berneckl, Evelyn Fraser

9 Ashley Bejvancesky, Ethan Boswell, Oneta Nitz, Morgan Schoening, Lennice Vanek, Tracy Wolfe

10 Macey Abernathy, Gregory Davidchik, Allison Dolezal, Jeff Elliott, Ella Jelinek, Kyle Peplinski

11 Jan Custer, Manny Izaguirre

12 Megan Coan, Joan Hohrmann, John Justice, James Warnecke, Marcia Warnecke

13 Ellysha Roelle-Scheel, Adrian Valenzuela

14 Patrick Keep, Paul Mohr

15 Kyle Curry, Colleen Johnson, Betty Osborn

16 Andrew Brockhaus, Savannah Kleckner, Henry Luebbe, Warren Rood,

17 Joe Brown, Holly Champlin, Timothy Tannehill

18 Stephanie Boruch, Dylan Peters, Helen Tiaden, Makenzee Umstead

19 Courtney Hamling, Landon Heule

20 Robin Curry, Janet Inselman, Rosemary Jeffres

21 Collin Henry, Morgan Merrill, Aaron Rohde, Jane Schneider, Sylvia Walters, Linda Zobel

22 Nicole Everingham, Corrina Griffiths, Kathy Neemeyer, Douglas Rice, Cathy Sanchez, Jamie Snyder, Kim Wolfe

23 Lynn R. Anderson, Taylor Neuhalfen, Florence Potter

24 Jose Delacruz, Adam Lindgren, Lori Pickinpaugh, Jaden Williams

25 Joan Adams, Nicole Green, Kasha Iwan, Joshua Schindler

26 Tyler Avila, James Cumming, Sharon Roberts, Randy Rohde

27 Sam Jahn, Sarah Plettner, Gabriel Sandman

28 Blake Becher, Terry Boss, Richard Karlin, Robyn King, Loneta Kuta, Charli Preister, Larry Reed

29 Judy Cetak, Eric Champlin, Karen Long, Margaret (Tina) Varejcka

30 Cecil Jones, Michael Rowe Jr.

31 Colin Flyr, Patricia Fowler, Jesse Osborn, Bonnie Summers

If we have missed your birthday, made an error listing it,

or if you would prefer not to have it listed, please call the Church Office. Thank you.

*Underlined names denotes XYZ Members

Thank you for the many birthday cards I received . Very grateful!

Louise Meridith

July’s food item request is:

Powered Milk, Drink mixes such as Kool-aide or Lemonade

The collection bins are

located in the west entrance next to the elevator.

Financial Update

$48,740.75 needed per month

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10000

20000

30000

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50000

60000

JAN APR

Received per month

Needed per month

On behalf of Girl Scouts of Nebraska,

I would like to thank you all for al-

lowing us to use your facility for our,

“Your Time to Shine,” program. I

thank you for being accommodating

to our needs and helping to make this program a huge

success. The girls had a wonderful time! Once again,

thank you so much. I look forward to working with

your organization again in the future.

Akia Sparkman - Program Specialist

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The following families and individuals will be on duty as Partners in Faith in July. If your name is listed below, please volunteer for an area or areas of service by signing up in the Narthex. Sign up for July service begins on the second Sunday of June. We are counting on this list of members to step forward and demonstrate that ours is a church family where all are welcome to serve.

Chairpersons for June: Loren & Evelyn Fraser

Chad & Holly Anderson Loren & Mary Beckler Betty Benson David & Shirley Bohaboj Darrell & Carol Burrows Gay & Randy Chinn Dorothy Cole Stan & Jan Custer David & Gina Czapla Keith & Katie Ferris Pam Folsom Joshua Fricke James & Sylvia Frieze

Josh & Chelsea Hamilton Nancy Hansen Linda Johnson Jamie Kleckner Judy Marshall Cal McClurg Don Morris Marilyn Murray Georgia Nelsen James & Betty Osborn Dianna Parmley Dean & Julie Pearsoll John & Penny Peters

Keith Pollard Tom & Jerilyn Rieken Norma Rodriguez David & Lisa Schacher Bruce & Connie Schneider Ardean Stone Gordon & Lennice Vanek Donna Wasco Harvey & Ruth Weber Dorothy Zwick Scott & Suzette Zwick

Bell Choir Concert

The Celebration Ringers from First Lutheran Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado will be

performing in concert on Monday, June 3 at 7:00 pm here at First United Methodist Church.

Director Zach Schneider was formerly our Youth Coordinator and is excited to be bringing the

choir to perform for us. The concert is open to the public, so invite your friends and neighbors to

come and enjoy an evening of music.

TERRY SMITH 65th BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITE – Please join

Terry’s friends and family at the FUMC Christian Center, Sunday,

June 9, 2:00 – 4:00 pm. The “open house” is at 2472 32nd Avenue

(strip mall north of McDonalds). Refreshments will be served.

Birthday cards are welcome.

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PHOTOGRAPHY DATES AND TIMES Photo times are Tue. June 11, to Fri. June 14 2-9 Sat. June 15 10-4 Thur. June 27, to Fri. June 28 2-9 Sat. June 29 10-5

How do I make an appointment?

Where to sign up: Go to our web site at www.columbusfumc.com We will also help people sign up before and after church on June 2 in the Gathering Area. For signing up online you will get a $10 coupon off portraits.

YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS PERSONALLY! For personal photos, Lifetouch encourages you to bring to your portrait session something that says who you are

Perhaps a: hat.. .pin...scarf...musical instrument...Bible...sports gear… whatever it is that’s important to you!

WE WILL ACCOMMODATE YOUR NEEDS! Let us know if you have special requests for: intergenerational family poses. Also, you can bring props and have special posing done for extra portraits of family members.

Sign up in May and June to be part of our Church Directory and receive: or just come to have your photo taken

* a COMPLIMENTARY 8x10 PORTRAIT Plus….

On the day of your portrait sitting, bring a non-perishable food item for our food pantry drive and receive an additional $5.00 off your order!

You’re part of our Church Family!

IT WON’T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!

First United Methodist Church

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A CUP OF GRACE COFFEE HOUSE

Located at the Christian Center in the Northtown Mall Hours of operation will be 9:00AM-1:00PM

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate and Wi-Fi will be available

Free will donation

Come join us for a cup of coffee while you meet new friends, tour the Christian Center, chat with other church members

or even study for a test! See you there soon.

Sponsored in part by United Methodist Women

Christian Center Operations!

With hopes to begin a NEW Wave Worship in the

fall at the Christian Center, we need and want

volunteers. We are looking for God-fearing

people to step out of the “boat” and direct the

current of transforming lives. We are looking for

a Coffeehouse Manager, Recruitment Committee

members, Worship Tech team, and Worship

Ambiance Crew to name a few. Please email Nick

J. Kaufmann-Christian Center Director at

[email protected] if you are interested in

helping or have further questions.

1Corinthians 12:27

Christian Center Poet’s Corner

REVELATION

We make ourselves a place apart Behind light words that tease and flout, But oh, the agitated heart Till someone find us really out. 'Tis pity if the case require (Or so we say) that in the end We speak the literal to inspire The understanding of a friend. But so with all, from babes that play At hide-and-seek to God afar, So all who hide too well away Must speak and tell us where they are.

Robert Frost

If you have a poem you would like to share in the Circuit Rider, please email it to Nick J. Kaufmann @ umcfirstccd@frontier,com

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This is a great opportunity to promote your business! Business Card Size Ad 3.5” X 2” $50

Quarter Page Size Ad 3.5” X 4” $100

Half Page Size Ad 7” x 5” $200

Full Page Size Ad 7 x 10” $400 All ads must be print ready or in hard copy format.

Please send your ad to [email protected] All ads and payment must be to the church office by July 1st

DenUM Senior High Trip

Hello from your youth! We are traveling to Denver, CO the week of July 21-27 with the

Senior High. We will be serving the homeless, packing food for the needy, spending

quality time with those in assisted living homes, mentoring children in poverty, and

experiencing a hands-on education of what it’s like to be in constant need of every day

life’s essentials for survival. Please help us by hiring us to work for you via our Fountain

of Youth Project. Sign up in the Chapel Parlor or email Nick J Kaufmann-Christian Center

Director at [email protected].

Please tell your friends. 1Corinthians 3:9

During the 2013 Nebraska Annual Conference Session at Lincoln St. Mark’s, June 6-8, a semi-trailer will be

on-site to receive items for the United Methodist Committee on Relief (UMCOR). Any of the seven UMCOR Kits and small case instructions for the contents and assembly of kits may be found

at www.umcor.org/UMCOR/Relief-Supplies. Please place your donated items in the Collection box in the West

entrance.

As of March 2013, UMCOR is especially in need of layette kits, sewing kits and bedding kits.

Bulk/ Individual Items from any of the kits are also welcome, especially items listed below:

Hand bath towel (15” x 25” to 17”x 27”) (No kitchen, cleaning or microfiber towels)

Cloth baby diapers (pre-folded cloth or plain cloth diapers only)

Baby sweater or jacket (open from the front; may be hand knitted, crocheted or sewn; hooded sweatshirts are

acceptable)

Fabric scissors (in original packaging)

Hand sewing needles (in original SEALED packaging)

Sewn school bags (pattern is available on the website)

Important note: All items must be new.‐ Do not wash any of the items as they will be considered used.

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JUNE 2013 Calendar 1 Saturday

6:00pm Worship Service 2 Sunday

8:00am Worship Service

9:00am Sunday School

9:15am New Membership Class (GA)

10:00am Fellowship Time (FH) 10:30am Worship Service

3 Monday- Home Communions

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

7:00 pm Handbell Choir Concert

8:30-11:45am Vacation Bible School

4 Tuesday - Home Communions

8:15am NO Tai Chi (FH)

8:30-11:45am Vacation Bible School

9:30am NO Bible Study (CP)

11:00am Lectionary (CR)

11:30 am Memorial Committee

@ Picket Fence 5:15pm Beginning Tai Chi (FH)

6:30pm SPEED

5 Wednesday

6:30am UM Men (FH)

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

11:45am Endowment @ Traditions

1:45 pm Youth Bingo

6:45 pm UMW Missions

6 Thursday 5:15pm Beginners Tai Chi (FH) 6:00pm Prayer Team (Lib)

7 Friday 9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House NOON Keystone @ Senior Center 6:00pm Naylor/Becker Rehearsal

8 Saturday

3:00pm Naylor/Becker Wedding

6:00pm Worship Service

9 Sunday

8:00am Worship Service

9:00am Sunday School

9:15am New Membership Class (GA)

10:00am Fellowship Time (FH) 10:30am Worship Service 2-4pm Terry Smith’s B-day Party (CC)

10 Monday

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

1:00pm NO Hearts for Missions 6:45pm Program Committee Chairs (CR) 7:00pm NO Education Committee (Lib) Evangelism Committee (CR) Mission Committee (FH) Worship Committee (CP)

11 Tuesday

8:15am Tai Chi (FH)

9:00am Quilters (CC)

9:30am Bible Study (CP)

11:00am Lectionary

5:15pm Beginners Tai Chi (FH)

7:00pm Ministry Development (CP)

12 Wednesday

West entrance will be closed

6:30am UMM Breakfast (FH)

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

13 Thursday

West entrance will be closed 5:15pm Beginners Tai Chi (FH) 6:00pm Prayer Team (Lib)

14 Friday

West entrance will be closed

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House 15 Saturday 6:00pm Worship Service 16 Sunday-Happy Father’s Day!

8:00am Worship Service

9:00am Sunday School

9:15am New Membership Class (GA)

10:00am Fellowship Time (FH) 10:30am Worship Service Noon Connections @ Dusters 17 Monday 9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House 6:00pm Prayer & Healing Service (CP) ARC (FH) 7:00pm Stephen Ministry (CP)

18 Tuesday

8:15am Tai Chi (FH)

9:00am Quilters (CC)

9:30am Bible Study (CP)

11:00am Lectionary (CR)

6:30pm SPEED

6:45pm Administrative Cmte Chairs

7:00pm Finance Committee (CP)

Staff Parish Relations (Lib)

Board of Trustees (CR)

19 Wednesday

6:30am UM Men (FH)

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

9:00am NO UMW Circles

1:30pm NO Eve’s Circle

2:00pm Meridian Gardens

20 Thursday

5:15pm Beginners Tai Chi (FH)

6:00pm Prayer Team (Lib)

21 Friday

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

22 Saturday

6:00pm Worship Service

23 Sunday

8:00am Worship Service

9:00am Sunday School

9:15am New Membership Class (GA)

10:00am Fellowship Time (FH) 10:30am Worship Service

24 Monday

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

1:00pm NO Hearts for Missions

25 Tuesday

8:15am Tai Chi (FH)

9:00am Quilters (CC)

9:30am Bible Study (CP)

11:00am Lectionary (CR)

5:15pm Beginners Tai Chi (FH)

5:30pm JFON (CP, CR & Lib)

26 Wednesday

6:30am UMM Breakfast (FH)

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

27 Thursday

1:30pm UMW Reading Group (CP)

5:15pm Beginners Tai Chi (FH)

6:00pm Prayer Team (Lib)

28 Friday

7:00 am Youth Mission Hastings leave

9am-1pm Cup of Grace Coffee House

6:00pm Schmitt/Zwingman Rehearsal 29 Saturday 3:30pm Schmitt/Zwinman Wedding

6:00pm Worship Service

6:00pm Youth Missions Hastings return

30 Sunday

8:00am Worship Service

9:00am Sunday School

9:15am NO New Membership Class

10:00am Fellowship Time (FH) 10:30am Worship Service

Room Key

CP — Chapel Parlor CR — Conference Room FH — Fellowship Hall CC — Christian Center GA — Gathering Area Lib — Library Sanct — Sanctuary

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Mission

Trip

NUMB Ride for Hunger The Nebraska United Methodist Bike Ride for Hunger (NUMB) was founded by Pastor Bill Ritter in 1996. NUMB had its beginnings in a hog barn east of Creighton, Nebraska where Bill and friend Greg Bakewell were seeking refuge on a bicycle ride across Nebraska and it was raining and sleeting. While shivering from the cold, Greg and Bill talked about starting a ride of their own. The next year they teamed up together and started the NUMB Ride. The first NUMB had 36 riders and they traveled from Chadron to Elkhorn. NUMB 2013 will have 150 riders and is returning to the area where it was born back in 1995. It will start in Norfolk and spend the first night in Oakland. From Oakland the riders will travel to Laurel. From there they bike to Creighton and then return to Norfolk. During the 18 year history of NUMB over $620,000 has been donated to hunger projects around the world. Each rider must raise a minimum of $100 in pledges for hunger to go on the ride. You can help by making a pledge to one of the Columbus riders on NUMB: Ashtin Alt, Annette Alt, Andy Alt, Doug Kallesen, Peg Jeffres, Daniel Kuehler, Dale Murcek, Rocky Plettner, Bill Ritter, Blake Ritter, Roy Steiner, Jill Wolfe and Dan Davidchick.

Hastings Mission Trip Needs your Donations: The youth from the church are

going to be making care packages that will be sent to our military serving over seas. Donations may

be taken to the Christian Center or placed in the marked container in the Chapel Parlor by Thursday,

June 27. Items needed include: granola bars, nuts, hot/cold drink packets, macaroni and cheese

(individual serving), peanut butter (individual serving), dehydrated fruit, fruit snacks, mini

bagels, crackers (snack size), gum, hard candy, seasoning packets (hot sauce, ketchup, mustard,

salt, pepper, etc), can meat, beef jerky, toiletry items (soap, shampoo, comb, toothbrush,

toothpaste, mouthwash, lotion, etc- individual sizes), pencils, pens, unused greeting cards,

paper, envelopes, magazines, newspapers, men’s tube socks, , non-aerosol sunscreen, first aid

items ( foot powder, band-aids, antibiotic ointment, Tylenol, etc), money (to be used for

purchase of extra items for the care packages or shipping of the packages) Cost of shipping

each box is about $13- last year we shipped 48 boxes=$624.

Next Circuit Rider Deadline is:

Thursday June 20

at Noon.

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Students going into 9th grade through current Seniors

Where: Denver, CO

When: July 21-27

Time: Leave from church at 7:00am on Sunday the 21st and return evening of 27th

Cost: $180 (plans are to fundraise half of this cost) you will be expected to help out with the fundraising

efforts or pay the full amount

What: Work with Denver Urban Ministries helping people of Denver and surrounding communities

Bring: Clothes, toiletries, swim wear, towels, sleeping bag, pillow, spending money, Bible and Journal

(notebook)

Contact Nick Kaufmann @ [email protected] or call the church office 402-564-8463

June 3-7: Vacation Bible School June 10: Final Due Date for Registration for Mission Trips June 28-29: Hastings Mission Trip July 21-27: Denver Mission Trip

Students going into 5th grade through current Seniors

Where: Hastings

When: June 28 - 29

Time: Leave from church at 7:00 am Friday, we will return by 6:00 pm on Saturday

Cost $40.00

What: Make food bags and care packages for Kids Against Hunger & Trees 4 Branches

Bring: Clothes, swim wear, towel, toiletries, sleeping bag, spending money

(for putt-putt golf, go-karts and snacks)

Contact Sarah Borgman @ [email protected] or call the church office 402-564-8463

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Thank you to all of the parents and sponsors for helping out with the Youth Lock In. It was a wild success. From all of the

positive comments from our youth, I know that a wonderful time was had by all. I would like to extend a special thank you to

the following people for their help in making the event so special: Stephanie Bourek, Lisa Weber, Sandy Griffiths, Bill Ritter,

Dale Murcek, Ann Hardy, Anne Kallesen, Krisit Nelson, Nick Kaufmann, and our amazing hair dresser, Amy Williams.

Youth Sunday was April 14, and due to so many Youth and Adults the day was fantastic. Thank you to all of the youth and

parents who helped set up, greet, lector, usher, do children’s sermon, perform in MYTT, sing, and tear down. Thank you also to

the congregation for all of your support to our youth. It is because of your love for them that they are willing to share their

faith. We would also like to thank Pastor Bill, Doug Olson, and Roy Steiner for their accompaniment on the drums and guitars.

2013 Scholarships

On Graduation Sunday, First United Methodist Church recognized eight of our seniors

who received the following scholarships:

Megan Naylor has been awarded the Pam Zehring Memorial Scholarship. Patrick Keep has been awarded the Sara Rae Claborn Memorial Scholarship. Sarah Martensen has been awarded the Anne Kallesen Scholarship. Erin Burrows has been awarded one of two scholarships from United Methodist

Women.

Robyn King has been awarded the second scholarship from United Methodist Women.

Ashtin Alt, along with Haily Anderson, and Colton Martensen have been awarded

scholarships from the FUMC Education Department. These scholarships are each provided from separate entities.

The Pam Zehring Memorial established by her family in 2004, is a memorial to Pam,

and honors the memory of a loving young woman who touched many lives through her

smile and love of life. The Sara Rae Claborn Memorial was established by her family

and first awarded in 2006. This scholarship honors the memory of Sara Rae Claborn,

who was full of friendship and warmth. Sara worked hard at attaining the goals she set

for herself. The Anne Kallesen Scholarship was established in 2009 to celebrate

Anne’s 25th year of employment at FUMC. The United Methodist Women’s

Scholarship, as well as the FUMC Education Scholarship, are ongoing and provided by

fundraising of the organizations. We would like to recognize and thank those who

have made these generous gifts available. Without the continued giving of these

organizations, we would not be able to offer this wonderful gift to our graduates.

Congratulations to a wonderful group of students who will use these gifts to continue

their educations.

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Young Children

News

United Methodist

Church Camp

Church Camp Season is Here! Now is the time to schedule camp for

your child. Brochures for camp themes

and dates are available in the church

office. The church pays one-half for

every camper, and additional scholarships

are available if needed. Contact

Stephanie McLaughlin for more

information [email protected]

402-564-8463.

Vacation Bible School is collecting the following

items for Missions Projects:

Disposable Diapers size 3, 4, 5

Pop tabs

Travel size shampoo, soap,

toothpaste, toothbrush,

hairbrush, deodorants

Scrapbooking/Wallpaper

samples

Cans of Food

(for Can Care-A-Van)

Tubes of Acrylic Paint

Everywhere FUN FAIR Where God’s World Comes Together

Where: First United Methodist Church

When: June 3rd – 7th

What time: 8:30 am – 11:45 am

All children ages 3 through 4th grade are welcome to come.

Cost is $3.00 per child.

Please register today by stopping in or call in the church office.

(402-564-8463)

Early morning childcare available at 7:30 a.m.

Summer Sunday School for

Children and Youth

Begins June 2nd 9:00 – 10:00 am

Nursery III – Kindergarten;

meeting in Pre-K Room

1st grade – 6th grade; meeting

downstairs in 1st Grade Room

Jr. & Sr. High encouraged to assist.

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BEHIND THE SCENES AT FUMC This is Wesley Mouse with a report from my visit to the Christian Center. How I get

there is a long story but I was happy to investigate the place Suzanne and I had heard

so much about. Wow, what an adventure! After a bumpy ride and a thunk on the

floor I was at the Christian Center. I didn’t have my cell phone to tell Suzanne where

I was so I decided to investigate the place. It is a huge place!! In one part I saw tables

where those ladies I know sew those big blankets; I think those ladies used those

noisy machines at the church, too. My, they were busy but I scurried around the

corner fast before they saw me. Then I was in an area where there were small tables

with tablecloths and flowers on them. There were lots of chairs around the tables -- no crumbs tho. I did see a

machine that smelled like the coffee pots at church. Then it was quiet so I snoozed on one of the big couches.

Pretty soon I heard the young human with glasses working on that machine with pictures on it. He was very

quiet so I was too. Then I heard some more voices talking about food. Another door opened and there was a

room full of tall shelves of cans and stacks of food in boxes and many sacks of food wrapped up. No crumbs

here either. Then all of a sudden there were loud voices, lots of noise and laughter, lots of people running

around and the smell of delicious food. I ran under a couch and shivered in anxiety. Then the music started

and I did enjoy those young voices singing. This all went on for a long time and then it was quiet again. I did

sneak out to find some good crumbs. Then the young human started turning off lights so I hurried and jumped

in that big bag with all the pockets and buckles and stuff. I felt myself bumping along, riding in a vehicle and

then , plunk, I was back at the church. I caught my breath, ran very fast to find Suzanne and tell about my

adventure. I don’t know if she believed it all but I was glad to be back home in the big church. Editors note:

This, of course is a story about Nick Kaufman and the busy things he oversees at the Christian Center. The

backpack program, the Cup of Grace Coffee House, the quilting ladies, Blood Mobile and all the youth

programs are what Wesley observed on his visit.

Hopes and Fears for the Christian Center

Last September, our congregation gathered to decide if we should extend the

lease for their Christian Center. The decision to keep the center passed with an

almost unanimous vote. When collecting your comments we found where you

listed “Getting more people to church, increasing membership” and “Inviting

the un-churched.” We are happy to report that the Christian Center is addressing these hopes, and many more.

Beginning June 8th, a Women’s Bible Study will be offered at the Christian Center, hosted by Cindy Rohde

and Stephanie McLaughlin. This study will be available to all women. We are especially hoping to attract

anyone outside who may see the posted invitation “Walk-ins Welcome.” Women will be able to come, sit and

relax while watching a video, then engage in small group conversation. We heard you ask for a bible study

that did not require “homework” and built that in to a relaxing coffee time. Every time we attract outsiders, we

grow God’s Kingdom. We would love to create a Men’s Haven as well. Please call if you could help lead a

men’s group @ 402-564-8463.

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ARE DIETARY/HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS HELPFUL

OR HARMFUL?

Many people do not tell their doctor about dietary supplements or herbal medications they may be taking in part because physicians may not be as knowledgeable about supplements and patients may fear the physician will be unhappy about the patient using non-conventional therapy. It is important to visit with your doctor regarding the use of herbal supplements because: These supplements can interact with your prescription medications. Dietary supplements and herbal medications do not have to follow the same strict rules that prescription drugs have to follow by law. Herbal medications do not have to be proven safe by the Food and Drug Administration Herbal medications do not have to work or be clean, pure or actually contain what the label claims Herbal medications can be just as strong and potent as prescription medication. Herbal medications are classified as dietary supplements so that they don’t have to undergo tight scrutiny like prescription drugs. Pharmacists use computer software to alert them to potentially dangerous drug interactions. These computer programs don’t recognize adverse interactions with herbal/dietary products.

Brought to you by your Parish Nurses

Our Mission Committee is looking for

people to accompany them on their trip to

MMDC on October 6 - 9, 2013. Easy

and rewarding work and a lot of fun and

fellowship. Contact Don and Pat Fowler

at 402-450-9556 or any Mission

Committee member for more information

or see the flyer in the Chapel Parlor. For

more information you can access MMDC

website at www.midwestmissiondc.org.

Volunteer Needed! A volunteer opportunity has opened

and begins July 1st

Make a child happy!

Fill the children's activity bags once a week.

If you are interested please contact

the church office or Sue Burton.

MISSION MARKET IS OPEN! If you are blessed with the ability and space to grow a garden and

have excess produce you don’t want to waste, or are thinning out

or replacing a flower garden and have plants or cutting in excess,

please bring them to church and put them in the bins in the

shelving unit by the elevator. If you cannot have a garden, but

would enjoy some fresh produce, please take whatever you would

like and put a donation in the Mission Market Church bank on top

of the shelving unit. The proceeds will be used to help with

various Mission projects and any left-over produce is taken to the

Rescue Mission, Rainbow Center or Center for Survivors. If you

have any questions about the Mission Market please contact Cathy

Davis or Georgia Nelsen.

If you are 16 t0 99 years of age

and LOVE to sing or play a

musical instrument we have an

opportunity for you! Please

contact Nick Kaufmann

@[email protected]

to join the

“Summer Choir Explosion”

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June Noon Conversations

Wednesday, June 5th

Kelly Feehan

Platte County Extension Educator

Gardening with Water Conservation Samples of problems welcomed

Friday, June 14th

Michelle Rushkamp

Columbus Community Hospital’s

STAR Cancer Rehabilitation Program

Noon – 1:00 p.m.

Bring a Brown Bag Lunch

Coffee and Tea available

Cup of Grace Coffee House

First United Methodist Church Center

Northtown Mall

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GUIDELINES FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS DURING WORSHIP SERVICES

1. All announcements need to be submitted, in writing, to the Church office by Wednesday of each week

so that they can be included in the bulletin and in the Power Point slides.

2. Announcements that will be made from the pulpit should pertain to the whole congregation. (Examples

are; new Bible studies, new Alpha sessions, public meals such as the soup supper and the Valentine’s

Day dinner.)

a. Groups that want to make announcements from the pulpit need to contact the church office by

Wednesday so that time can be allotted during the service for each announcement.

b. The Worship Committee recommends that the groups plan their announcements and consider:

i. Keeping the announcement brief – usually a minute is long enough to share the

message.

ii. Using a videotaped announcement to provide a consistent message at all three

services.

Attention everyone that enjoys singing, playing an instrument or just

glorifying God with their music. I have started contacting people to

share their talents during the worship services this Summer. Each

weekend there are three services that needs someone to share their

music. There is a Saturday night service at 6:00, an early Sunday

morning service at 8:00 and a second service on Sunday morning at

10:30. If you want to sing, you can sing to a CD or have someone

accompany you. The schedule will fill up quickly. The earlier you

contact me, the more options you will have for which service is

open. You can contact me at 402-564-4254, or email at

[email protected]. Let’s fill the church with special music every

weekend from June through August and show how many ways we

can praise our Lord and God.

Finance Committee is seeking volunteers to support the Scrip program by performing

the weekly reconciliation of sales. In an effort to keep the Scrip inventory more secure,

the weekly reconciliation process will now be done in the church office. Individuals

must be available for 2-3 hours on Monday mornings and need only basic computer/

spreadsheet skills. Computer and training will be provided. You may work as an

individual or as a team of two.

If interested, please contact Pastor Bill or the church office for more details.

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