THE BRONCVolume 17 – 5th Edition May, 2014

SPECIAL SENIOR 2014 EDITION

**********************************************************************************************************Colors: Gold and Pearl White

**********************************************************************************************************Motto: “Life waits for no one.”

**********************************************************************************************************Sponsors: Mrs. Chelsea Edington, Ms. Tana Turney

********************************************************************************Baccalaureate: Sunday, May 11, 7:00 pm, Hillsdale Bible Church

Speaker: Pastor Bob Courtney********************************************************************************

Commencement: Friday, May 16, 7:00 pm at Kremlin-Hillsdale School GymnasiumSpeaker: Mr. Jason Warnock

*********************************************************************************Valedictorians: Ryan Voth & Hannah Wuerflein

Salutatorian: Connor McCollough

Class of 2014 Wills Hannah Wuerflein wills Hayden Bonine nun chuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills, because girls

only want boyfriends who have great skills. Ciarra Creel wills Blake Bower the ability to keep track of all his belongings. Kendra Sellers wills Ashleigh Brewer enough restraint to stop talking when she’s told to. Brenden Stokes wills Austin Brewer his red beard and ability to stay away from bleach blondes. Cassidy Albert wills Megan Courtney her ability to do trigonometry lightning fast. Tanner Sinclair wills Austyn Creel the patience to withstand his sister. Elizabeth Elliott wills Katie Davis her amazing singing skills and musical abilities. Tim Mardis wills William Dunlap the ability to wreck his vehicle every once in a while. Haley Carson wills Keeley Horning the ability to keep her cheer shoes white while ordering Chinese food between cheer

practice and a KHS basketball game. Ryan Voth wills Andre Lizar the ability to swim without floaties. Tyler Jones wills Antwon Lizar the ability to smooth talk the ladies. Devin Helm wills Zane Maner the ability to make smart decisions. Jessica Britton wills Jessey Martin the desire to occasionally use her full name. Kristin Burris wills Cherokee Minter lots of cats. Connor McCollough wills James Olmstead the ability to throw a knuckleball to a batter. Karlee Bittle wills Rustin Pearce her ability to laugh and smile. Lee Olmstead wills Jacob Pekrul his defensive lineman skills. Braley Bench wills Shay Regier her bowling skills and the ability to win state. Chantz Tucker wills John Schrader the skillz to pay the billz. Trev Schoenhals wills Jadrien Stubblefield the ability to dunk a basketball. Olivia Felber wills Kendra Sweetwood the ability to take the perfect selfie and pick the perfect Instagram filter. Eugene Brooks wills D.J. Toelle the ability to easily to disappear for long periods of time, without anyone noticing. Tim Mardis wills Zach Webber the ability to easily gain Twitter followers. The senior class wills Jacob Woodall the power to grow a ferocious grizzly-man beard.

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page Senior class president: Trev Schoenhals

Trev Schoenhals is 18 years old. His family members are Dennis, Pam, and Ty and Thrash (his yellow Lab). Trev’s favorite color is red and his favorite car is a 1969 Camaro Z28. His favorite TV show is The Walking Dead and his favorite movie is Failure to Launch and We are Marshall. His favorite song and music group is “Turn Down for What” and the Zac Brown Band.

Trev’s favorite class and teacher are history and Coach Fettke. Trev’s favorite actor is Matthew McConaughey and his favorite food is mac and cheese. His favorite high school activity is playing basketball and his favorite memory of KHS is seeing Mr. McLain kick the top of his door during his sophomore year. His favorite quote is “Those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future” by JFK.

Trev’s plan for next year is to attend Oklahoma State and 10 years from now be a commercial airline pilot. When asked who had the most influence in his life he replied “My father, because he has always been my role model, and I want to grow up and be like him.” If Trev could go anywhere in the world he would go to Nepal so he could climb Mt. Everest.

Senior class vice president: Ryan VothMari Ryan Voth, eighteen years old, is the child of Dean

and Jacque Voth. Her siblings are Peter, Jeremiah, Benjamin, Elijah, and Malia Voth. She enjoys playing fast pitch softball and basketball with her coach, Ms. Turney. She likes listening to the Eli Young Band while eating breakfast foods. She likes driving around in her turquoise Chrysler 200 on Sunday afternoons, and watching The Mentalist and 27 Dresses in her free time. She adores Sandra Bullock and loves the subject of math.

Ryan’s best memory of KHS is playing in the regional fast pitch tournament as a senior, and making it all the way to area in basketball. Her quote is, “Happiness keeps you sweet, trials keep you strong, sorrows keep you human, failure keeps you humble, success keeps you glowing, but God keeps you going.”

Next year Mari Ryan will be attending SWOSU and majoring in Pharmacy. Ten years from now she will be married, living in a beautiful home, and working as a pharmacist. The person who has been most influential in her life is her mother, because she has not only taught her valuable life lessons, but most importantly has supported her through everything and taught her to be the best person

she can be. Mari Ryan would like to visit the Caribbean islands because of the beautiful landscape and warm tropical weather.

Senior class secretary/treasurer:Hannah Sydney Wuerflein

Hannah is seventeen years old. Her parents are James and Kathryn Wuerflein. She has two sisters, Lydia and Gretchen, and one brother, Hans.

Hannah’s favorite color is orange, and her favorite car is the Nissan Altima. The television show she likes the most is Say Yes to the Dress, her favorite movie is Mean Girls, and Hannah’s favorite actor is John Candy. She has two musical groups that she likes the most: REO Speedwagon and Journey. Her favorite song is “Butterfly Fly Away” by Hannah Montana. Her favorite school subject is health, favorite teacher is Ms. Turney, and favorite activities in high school are softball and basketball. The foods Hannah favors are hamburgers and watermelon. From her time at KHS, Hannah’s favorite memory is the tagging war. Her favorite quote is “Success keeps you glowing, but only God keeps you going.”

Next year, Hannah plans to attend Oklahoma State University. Ten years from now, Hannah aspires to have a family, own a beach house, and be a teacher. The person that has influenced her life the most is her mother because she taught Hannah how to be patient, kind, and optimistic, and encourages her in her faith and all that she does. If she could go anywhere in the world, Hannah would go to Barcelona, Spain, because it’s absolutely breathtaking.

Lee OlmsteadLee is 18 years old. His parents are Paula and Eddy

Olmstead, and his brother is James. His favorite colors are red and black; he just happens to own his favorite vehicle which is his truck. He enjoys watching Burn Notice on his free time, or The Avengers. In school his favorite subject to learn about was history. He says a move with Bruce Campbell makes a good one because in his opinion he is the best. Smoked ribs is a food he never gets tired of.

His favorite high school activity is baseball, and his favorite saying/quote is “Do Work.” Next year he plans to attend Autry & NOC, and in 10 years he plans to have his own electric company. The person who has influenced him the most in his life is his brother James Olmstead, because he is always there for him.

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Senior class reporter: Karlee Lynn BittleKarlee Lynn Bittle is seventeen years old. Her parents

are Dusty and Tracy Bittle. She has one brother, Kass.Karlee’s favorite color is turquoise, and her favorite car

type is Camaro. She likes watching the television show Friends and the movie Frozen. Her favorite actress is Sandra Bullock. While her favorite music group is the Eli Young Band, she likes listening to the song “Happy” by Pharrell Williams. Her favorite teacher is Mrs. Chesser, and she likes the school subject history.

Karlee’s favorite food is pizza. The activity that she likes the most in high school is fast pitch softball. Her favorite memory of her time here at KHS is winning districts in softball her senior year and making it to area in basketball. Her favorite quotation is “God answers prayers in three ways. He says yes and gives you want you want. He says no and gives you something better. Or he says wait and gives you the best.”

Karlee intends to attend OSU and study marketing next year. Ten years from now, she wants to be the head of a marketing department at a big company like Devon or Chesapeake. The person that has influenced her life the most is her mother because she always encourages Karlee when she needs it the most and is the first one to help her out. She’s taught Karlee about staying true to herself no matter what. If she could go anywhere in the world, Karlee would go visit Australia because she’s always wanted to explore the outback and learn their culture.

Senior class Stuco representative: Chantz Tucker

Chantz is eighteen. His mom is Debbie and his dad is Tony. His siblings are Ty, Jace, and Trea Tucker.

His favorite color is blue. His favorite kind of car is a 1970 Camaro. His favorite T.V. show is Breaking Bad. His favorite movie is Napoleon Dynamite. His favorite song is “Kryptonite”. His favorite band is 3 Doors Down. His favorite subject is history. His favorite teacher is Mrs. Toelle. His favorite actor is Will Ferrell. His favorite food is Chick-fil-A.

Chantz’s high school activities include football, baseball, and Stuco. His memory of KHS is when Mr. McLain made people sing to the Duke. His saying is, “If you pile up too many tomorrows you will have a whole lot of empty yesterdays.”

Next year Chantz plans to go to Northwestern. Ten years from now he hopes to have graduated from college and to be an optometrist. The person who has influenced him the most is his mom -- she is the person he can always go to with things. He wants to go to Italy, for the pizza.

Stuco President: Haley CarsonHaley is seventeen years old. She is the daughter of

Doug and Heather Carson. Her sibling is Hannah Carson. She enjoys driving teal Chevy Camaros while listening to “I Hope You Dance” by LeeAnn Womack. She watches Once Upon a Time and Pitch Perfect in her free time. She wants to meet Emma Stone and the band Pink while hanging out with Mrs. Shultz. She likes eating whale crackers in history class. She loves playing fast pitch softball. Her saying is “Make good choices”. Her best memories are winning districts in fast pitch her senior year and doing a Chinese fire drill her freshman year on the way to a football game.

Next year she plans to go to Northwestern and major in Pre-Med. In ten years she hopes to be back in town at a local hospital as a radiologist and have a family of her own. Her nana has influenced her the most. She has seen her survive cancer, all while keeping up with her family and attending school functions. She is the strongest woman Haley has ever met and continues to be her hero daily. Haley wants to visit Europe because there is so much history, sightseeing, and beautiful places to go visit, you won’t be able to see it all.

Devin HelmDevin is 18 years old. His parents are Jody and Teresa

Helm. He has 2 siblings, Kristin and Jarred. His favorite color is grey. He plans to be driving around in a souped up 1965 Ford F100. His favorite TV show is Gold Rush and his favorite movie is Fast and Furious.

His favorite song is “Aaron Lewis” and his favorite artist is Jamey Johnson. He has no favorite subject, teacher, or school activity. His favorite actor is Vin Diesel and his favorite food is chicken fettuccine alfredo. His favorite KHS memory is the humor of the class and his saying is “I live in the wrong generation.”

His plan for next year is to go to Autry for his last year of collision repair and 10 years from now he plans to be a stay at home mechanic. The person that influenced him the most is his dad because if it wasn’t for him Devin says “I wouldn’t know what I know now.” He wants to go to

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page Alaska because it’s cold in the winter and cool in the summer.

Brenden StokesBrenden is 18 years old. His mom’s name is Shonda

Stokes. He has three brothers, Carson, Trevor, and Major Stokes. He also has one sister, Pandilon Stokes.

His favorite color is white, his favorite car is a 1969 Mustang Fastback, his favorite TV show is Leverage, his favorite movie is The Breakfast Club. His favorite song is “46&2”, his favorite musical group is Tool, his favorite subject in school is naptime, his favorite teacher is Mr. McLain, his favorite actor is Chris Farley, and his favorite food is Pizza Rollz.

Brenden’s favorite high school activity is baseball; his favorite memory of KHS is wrestling Mr. McLain, and his favorite saying/quotation is “Andre FDB”.

Next year he plans to have a beard and 10 years from now he plans to have a 10 year old beard.

His mother has influenced him the most in his life because, he has seen her right hook, and has always been good after seeing it.

If he could go anywhere in the world he would go to Australia, because the weather is hot and the women are even hotter.

Ciarra CreelCiarra Creel is 18 years old and she is the daughter of

Tim and Debbie and she also has a brother, Austyn. Her favorite color is teal and loves the Honda Accord. Her favorite movie is Courageous and musical group Dan and Shay. Her favorite teacher and subject is Mrs. Lyon and science and her favorite high school activity is FFA.

Ciarra’s memory of KHS is when a freshman class was in Mr. McLain’s class with Hannah Wuerflein and “False Advertising”. Ciarra’s favorite saying is “Let your dreams be bigger than your fears, your actions louder than your words, and your faith stronger than your feelings.”

Ciarra’s plan for next year is to go to NOC and major in Biology then nursing and her plans 10 years from now is to have a dependable career in the medical field.

When asked who had influence in her life and why Ciarra replied “My dad has been the biggest influence in my life. He has showed me the kind of person I want to be. He is caring, lovable, patient, honest, and he would do anything for anyone without question. I am blessed to have a dad like I have.”

If Ciarra could go anywhere she said she would either go to Belize or Cozumel because it is beautiful and has water.

Eugene BrooksEugene is 19 years old and his parents are Eugene

Brooks Sr. and Linda Brooks and his Grandma is Linda Chavis. His favorite color is Orange and favorite car is Dodge. His favorite song is “God’s Not Dead.” His favorite musical group is the Newsboys. His favorite movie is The SpongeBob Square Pants Movie. His favorite subject is History. And his favorite teacher is Roger Gossen. His favorite actor is Chris Farley. His favorite food is noodles. His favorite school activity is field trips.

Eugene’s favorite memory of KHS is all the friends he made. Eugene plans to go to NOC and study general education. In 10 years he plans on being a Children’s Pastor. The person that has influenced his life the most is “my Grandma because she has helped me out in so many ways, I thank God that she is in my life.” If he could go anywhere in the world it would be Israel so he can visit all the places where Jesus walked and slept.

Braley BenchBraley Bench is the 17-years-old daughter of Robin and

Susan Bench. Her only sibling is Brayden Bench. She enjoys playing softball and bowling. She likes eating chicken during her favorite subject, which is lunch. She adores the actress Shailene Woodly, even though her favorite movie is The Last Song. Braley enjoys watching Criminal Minds, but she gets distracted by her favorite musical group, Newsboys.

She loves listening to “19 You and Me” in her teal Chrysler 300 with Mrs. Edington. Her favorite memory of KHS is attending all the sporting events and cheering on the Broncs and the Lady Broncs. Braley enjoys the saying “I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength.” Philippians 4:13.

Her plan for next year is to attend the University of Oklahoma. In 10 years from now she sees herself graduated from college and having a good job. If she could go anywhere in the world she would go to Bora Bora, because the island looks so pretty, and she would love to swim in the ocean and explore the island.

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Valedictorians:

Mari Ryan Voth & Hannah Sydney Wuerflein

Salutatoran:

Connor Wade McCollough

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page Connor McCollugh

Connor is eighteen years old. His dad is Todd McCollough, and his mom is Sallie Jo McCollough. He has one brother, Austin McCollough.

His favorite color is purple, and his favorite car is the 1970 Plymouth Barracuda. His favorite food is Italian food. He likes to watch the TV show Two and a Half Men, and the movie Varsity Blues. His favorite actor is Mark Whalberg. His favorite song is “Simple Man” and his favorite band is either Nickleback or Hinder. The subject he likes the most in school is athletics, favorite teacher is Mr. McLain, and favorite high school activity is painting the road before homecoming football games.

Connor’s favorite memory of his time here at KHS is standing up during the 8th grade graduation to tell a story about Mr. Hoffsommer, Mr. Patton, and a few of the boys, and winding up turning both the principal and superintendent at the time faces red with embarrassment. His favorite saying is: “Always behave like a duck: keep calm and unruffled on the surface and paddle like heck underwater.”

Next year, Connor plans to go to school. Ten years from now, he plans to be a big rock star, live in hilltop house, and drive fifteen cars. The person that has influenced his life the most is his family because he’s constantly around them, they raised him to be the way he is, and have encouraged him to be his best. If he could go anywhere in the world, Connor would go to Alaska, where it’s nice and cool, because it’s remote and there’s a lot of big game to hunt.

Jessica Sue BrittonJessica Sue Britton is 18 years old and her parents are

Terry and Shari Britton. Her two brothers are Dusty and Jason Britton. Her favorite color is purple and car is a Mini Cooper. Jessica’s favorite TV show is Switched at Birth and favorite movie is Pretty Woman. Jessica’s favorite song is “Dark Horse” by Katy Perry and favorite musical singer is Blake Shelton. Her favorite subject is Yearbook and favorite teacher is Mrs. Conway from Autry.

Jessic’s favorite high school activities are cheer and yearbook. Her most unforgettable memory of KHS is when the cheerleaders were headed to a basketball game at Cherokee and Mrs. Carson pre-ordered pizza from Pizza Hut. When we got there they did not have our order and found out the order was ready in Alva, and we did not go to Alva to pick it up. Next year Jessica plans to Attend

Autry Technology for Accounting and Bookkeeping and continue volunteering on the Garber Fire Dept. and working on getting her Firefighter Certification. In 10 years she plans on working as a full time firefighter and be married to the man of her dreams.

The person who has influenced her most is her mom because “she has been there for me and helped me through everything and has directed me in a better direction.” Jessica would travel to the Bahamas over anywhere else in the world because she hears it is beautiful.

Timothy MardisTim is 17 and his family includes Jim and Linda, his

parents and his siblings are Isaac, Mary, Jason and Josh. Tim’s favorite color is green and his favorite truck is a 04 Silverado. Tim’s favorite TV show is Sponge Bob Square Pants while his favorite movie is Forest Gump. His favorite song is a “Pocket Full of Sunshine” and his favorite band is Fleetwood Mac. Tim’s favorite subject is Geography. His favorite actor is Will Smith and he likes baked oatmeal.

Tim’s favorite high school activity was beating everyone at chess. Tim’s favorite saying is “Who first forged the deadly blade? Of savage steel his rugged soul was made.” Next year Tim will go into the Navy’s ROTC program and then go to college and in ten years he sees himself as Supreme Admiral of the U.S. Navy.

The person that influenced him most was his dad because he has” made me the person I am today, without him I would be completely different.” Tim wants to go back to China because he misses the food.

Olivia FelberOlivia is eighteen years old. Her parents are Cindy and

Todd Felber. Her siblings are Emily Felber (9th grade) and Jerry David Felber (4th grade).

Her favorite color is royal blue and her favorite car is a Ferrari. Although she her favorite music group is One Direction, she likes listening to “Talk Dirty” by Jason Durillo. Her favorite actor is Josh Hutcherson, who plays in her favorite movie, The Hunger Games. Her favorite things having to do with school are diverse, with science being her favorite subject, Mrs. Toelle being her favorite teacher, and baseball being her favorite high school activity. She loves jalapeno poppers. The favorite memory from her time at KHS is pitching in her first baseball

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page game. The quotation that she likes the most is “I can do all things through God who gives me strength.”

Olivia plans to attend NWOSU in the fall after high school. She anticipates being a second year surgical internal at a trauma hospital training to be a cardio thoracic surgeon in ten years. The person that has influenced her life the most is Jesus Christ, because He has helped her to achieve her biggest goals and is her Savior. If she could go anywhere in the world she would go to Australia because of the hot surfer men with accents.

Kristin BurrisKristin Burris is eighteen years old. She is the daughter

of Dianne Burris and her sister is Courtney Burris. She likes driving blue Lamborghinis with Channing Tatum and listening to “Hannah Montana” by Migos. She loves eating watermelon during her favorite subject, lunch. In her free time she watches Dance Moms and A Little Princess. She wants to meet Justin Timberlake and her favorite teacher is Mrs. Pirtle. She says FCA and cross country are her high school activities. She has had so much fun meeting so many great people at KHS. Her quotation is, “Never trouble trouble. Unless trouble troubles you.”

Next year Kristin plans on going to Oklahoma State University. In ten years she hopes to be living in Florida with her ten cats. Her mom is the most influential person in her life, because she has been there for her through the good and bad times, and never has given up on her. Kristin wants to go to Paris, France to visit the “love lock” bridge.

Tyler JonesTyler’s family members include Janel Boyer, Jay Boyer,

Tim Jones, Linda and Tom Jones as well as Wade and Debbie Mason. Tyler is 18 years old and his favorite color is blue. Tyler’s favorite car is a 1970 Nova SS and his favorite song is “Scar Tissue”, while his favorite band is the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Tyler’s favorite subject in school is science but his favorite teacher is Mr. Bond.

Tyler’s favorite food is Italian and his favorite high school activity is the Ag trips. Tyler’s favorite memory about KHS is all the random things his class would do. Tyler’s favorite saying is “Fortune favors the bold.”

For next year Tyler plans to enjoy the first year on his own, while in ten years he sees himself owning his own body shop/customs shop. The person that influenced his life the most was his dad because he always did what he

had to do, no matter how hard it was. Tyler wants to go to Colorado because it’s a beautiful place.

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page Kendra Michelle Sellers

Kendra is the daughter of Shelli Sellers-Minnick and Tony Minnick. Her siblings are Todd Sellers, Shelby Minnick, and Katie Sellers. Kendra’s favorite things are the color yellow, her favorite movie is Pitch Perfect, and a delicious slice or two of Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza. On her free time she likes to watch Awkward or Teen Wolf, or jam out to Miley Cyrus’s recent hit “We Won’t Stop”. Her most liked actor is Channing Tatum, and she would love to own a Nissan Juke!

During Kendra’s high school years she enjoyed learning about Agriculture. The teacher she most liked was Mr. Campbell. Throughout her high school years she made so many memories. All of her high school years will be cherished.

Her future plans are to go to college to become a dental assistant and ten years from now she hopes to be living with her prince charming in a big mansion with her ten children. If she could visit anywhere in the world she would choose to go to Italy because of their pasta.

The two people in her life that have influenced her the most are her mom and brother. She says “They have taught me to be a strong person and I am who I am because of them.” Kendra’s favorite saying is “There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.” – The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Tanner SinclairTanner’s age is 18. His parents are Donnie and Tonya;

and he has an older brother named Tyler and a younger sister named Taylor. Tanner’s favorite color is blue and his favorite car is the Ford Mustang.

He likes M*A*S*H and his favorite movie is Saving Private Ryan. When it comes to music Tanner’s favorite song is “November Rain” and his favorite musical group is Guns and Roses.

Tanner doesn’t have a favorite subject, but his favorite teacher is Mr. Campbell. His favorite actor is Tom Hanks, but when it comes to food he likes everything. His favorite memory of KHS is hanging out with friends. Tanner’s future plans for next year include the armed services and ten years from now he sees himself working and being married.

The person that influenced his life the most is his dad because it’s his dad. And if he could go anywhere in the world he’d choose to go to Scotland to see the Loch Ness monster.

Elizabeth Litton ElliottLiz is the 18 year old daughter of Mary Elliott and the

late Gary Elliott. She has a brother Jon. She’d love to have a lime green Camaro, listening to “Harvest Time” or Miley Cyrus. When at home she watches Dance Moms on TV or the movie Boys in the Hood. At school, she enjoys science classes, but Mr. Bond was her favorite teacher. Her fave actress is Rebel Wilson, aka “Fat Amy” and she loves to eat Mac and Cheese. Her favorite sport is basketball. Her best memories of KHS are sport-related: winning districts in softball and going to Area in basketball.

Liz’s favorite quote is “Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, and I make it happen.” by Ele. Next year she will attend a college and in ten years plans on being a pediatric neurologist.

Rebecca Wasson has influenced her the most because she is the bomb.com and she’s really good at b-ball. And Kristin Burris because she’s amazing. She says she’d go to Paris if she could go anywhere in the world and the reason? “Because I’ve already been everywhere else.”

Colors: Gold and Pearl White

Motto : “Life waits for no one.”

Sponsors: Mrs. Edington, Ms. Turney

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page Cassidy Albert-Funderburk

Cassidy is sixteen years old. Her sisters are Alyssa Albert-Funderburk, Emma Albert-Funderburk, and Brooke Albert-Funderburk. Her brothers are Joshua Albert and Zotar Conaway. Her mother is Angie Conaway, her father is Jason Funderburk, and her step-father is Brent Conaway. She also has two step-sisters, Braylee Conaway and Hadlee Conaway.

Cassidy doesn’t have a specific car that she likes, but likes convertibles best out of most cars. Her favorite color is seafoam green. She likes to watch The Mentalist, and the new movie Frozen. She enjoys listening to Taylor Swift, but her favorite song is “Thunder” by the band Boys Like Girls. Her favorite subject in school is math, the teacher she liked the most during high school is Mrs. Edington,

and her favorite high school activity is doing physics experiments. Her favorite food is cherry limeade slush. Her favorite memory of her time at KHS is being initiated into National Honor Society. Her favorite quote is “You never know what you can do until you try.”

Cassidy plans to go to college after high school. Ten years from now, she plans to have opened up her own veterinarian practice. The person that has influenced her life the most is her mother because she always has advice and is always there for Cassidy. If she could go anywhere in the world, Cassidy would stay here in Oklahoma because she grew up here. She knows her surroundings here, and can navigate it easily.

Prophecies of the Class of 2014 Chantz Tucker fulfills his dream of becoming an optometrist and makes the first fly eye to human

transplant, giving humans the ability to see eight of everything. He later gets into legal trouble after his patients begin to grow wings.

Brenden Stokes becomes the first genetically mutated human and grows butterfly wings. He flies too high out of the atmosphere, dies, and is reincarnated as Bob Marley.

After high school, Tanner Sinclair joins the military and comes home to be one of the greatest NASCAR drivers of all time.

Olivia Felber caught the attention of an all-woman’s baseball league. She was drafted right out of high school and played for the Romanian Rebels. After making her second million, she invested in producing and starring in the live, musical version of “A League of Their Own.”

Cassidy Albert becomes the world’s greatest veterinarian and cures a mysterious disease that affects all the frogs of the world.

Lee Olmstead dedicates his life to proving that aliens do exist. The aliens find out that Lee knows their secret and they abduct him.

After getting his pilot’s license, Trev Schoenhals flies through the Bermuda Triangle and is whisked away to pilot Lee’s UFO.

After graduating, Eugene Brooks became a youth pastor in Italy and starts a Vacation Bible School for poor kids. After a couple of years he is taken captive by a native scientist who performs many test on him, and the end result has Eugene becoming genetically altered into a flying version of the Hulk. Eugene uses his powers to save children from disasters. After all the kids on Earth were safe, Eugene heads to outer space where he marries a super-hot space queen. His last heroic act before retiring is saving Lee from the aliens.

Connor McCollough “wakes up in a New Bugatti” and realizes he is the new Richard Simmons. His “Sweating to the Oldies” videos have gone viral and he is a rock star to everyone over 80, getting many marriage proposals from nursing homes across the globe.

In post high school years, Hannah Wuerflein gets her teaching degree from OSU. After teaching for five years she finds herself in trouble with the Jamaican mafia, who pay her back by mutating her into a bird.

Right out of high school Tyler Jones opens his own collision repair shop. After two years of running a successful business, he is arrested for wandering through the mall parking lot, bashing peoples’ cars to create more business for himself. He escapes and flees to Russia where he joins the KGB.

THE SENIOR 2014 BRONC Page Haley Carson goes on to become one of the highest paid radiologist in the country… but is eventually

fired because she was known to make up an annoying cheer for every patient she worked with such as, “Rah Rah don’t you move.. I’m gonna take an x-ray… of YOU!”

After graduation, Jessica Britton began living out her dream of being a professional Belieber. She follows Justin around for an entire touring season and he finally proposes. He retires after their wedding and they are living happily… in Canada as owners and operators of a singing syrup-making business.

Tim Mardis will be the first human to marry a panda. Kendra Sellers fulfills her dream of becoming a dental assistant. She now lives in California with

Tyler and their five kids. Fortunately they get free dental care because their kids have summer teeth….. Some are here…. Some are there.

Karlee Bittle skips college. You see the day after graduation she goes to a Thunder game, she is randomly selected to come down on the court and participate in a dunking contest. She was the only contestant under 6’5. The first of the three challengers approached his dunk and as he went up, his foot fell off. There were teeth marks on his ankle. The second contestant got sick and passed out at seeing that and Karlee was declared the winner by default. With the prize money she opens her own business as dunk coach to the rich and famous. “Little Bittle Dunkers’ is known worldwide.

Kristin Burris wins several awards and marriage proposals since starring in her own TV reality show, “The Cat Lady” which is basically just a small video camera in her living room that records her petting her 250 cats.

Devin “The D Man” Helm becomes a professional wrestler and tours the world. “The D Man” is known around the globe. Wanting to try something new, “the D Man” enters the TWP (Toe Wresting Playoffs) but sprains his big toe in the first match, thus ending his career. Don’t feel too bad for him through; he is living the life of luxury off profits from his T-shirt and merchandising sales. To order your own collection of clothing and souvenirs with his logo: “You don’t’ wear the D-Man, the D-man Wears you.” Please visit www.D-Man.com.

Braylee Bench goes to college for ten years to become a famous doctor for finding a cure for a disease she discovers called “Giggle-itus”, but she gives up her prosperous career to pursue her ultimate dreams as a professional bowler.

NOTE: Any relation of the above statements to actual events is purely coincidental!

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Graduating SeniorsClass of 2014

Braley Bench Brenden Stokes Cassidy Albert Chantz Tucker Ciarra Creel

Connor McCollough Devin Helm Liz Elliott Eugene Brooks Haley Carson

Jessica Britton Karlee Bittle Kendra Sellers Kristin Burris Hannah Wuerflein

Lee Olmstead Ryan Voth Tanner Sinclair Tim Mardis Olivia Felber

Trev Schoenhals Tyler Jones Sponsors: Principal SuperintendentMrs. Edington Ms. Turney Jeremy Brashears Jim Patton