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Time to Go to School!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old.

And for another, you're the Principal!"

Terjemahan :

Saatnya Pergi ke Sekolah!

Suatu pagi, seornag ibu membangunkan anak laki-lakinya;

"Bangun, Nak! Waktunya pergi ke sekolah"

"Tapi kenapa, Bu? Saya tidak mau pergi ke sekolah"

"Beri Ibu 2 alasan kenapa kamu tidak mau pergi ke sekolah"

"Hem. anak-anak di sekolah tidak menyukai saya dan guru-guru juga ikut membeci

saya, Bu"

"Oh, itu bukanlah alasan untuk tidak pergi ke sekolah, Nak. Ayo bangun dan

bersiaplah!"

"Beri saya 2 alasan, Bu. Kenapa saya harus pergi ke sekolah"

"Kenapa kamu harus pergi ke sekolah? Alasan yang pertama, kamu berumur 52

tahun, ok? Alasan yang kedua, kamu adalah kepala sekolahnya"

Nama : VINA LATIFA

Kelas : IX IPS 3 / 25

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One day Abu Ali went to the fair, and bought nine donkeys. He rode home on one of

them the rest of the donkeys followed behind.

After a while Abu Ali said to himself, “I must make sure all my donkeys are here.”

And he turned round to count them.

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh! Where’s number nine?” Abu Ali

cried

He jumped down from his donkey. He looked behind the rocks and behind the trees.

But there was no donkey to be seen.

“I’ll count them again,” Abu Ali said. “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine. Oh, he must have come back.”

So Abu Ali climbed back on to the donkey and trotted away.

After a while he counted his donkeys again. He counted only eight! Once more he

looked behind the rocks and behind the trees. But there was no donkey to be seen.

“I will count again,” he said, and this time there were nine.

Just then Abu Ali saw his friend Musa walking along the road. “Musa,” he called.

“Help me to count my donkeys. I keep losing one. When I stop to count I have only

eight, but when I get down looking for the ninth, there he is again!”

“Well, I can see ten donkeys, Abu Ali,” laughed Musa. “And the tenth donkey’s name

is Abu Ali”

Terjemahan :

Suatu hari Abu Ali pergi ke adil, dan membeli sembilan keledai. Dia naik rumah pada salah

satu dari mereka sisa keledai mengikuti di belakang.

Setelah beberapa saat Abu Ali berkata kepada dirinya sendiri, "Saya harus memastikan

semua keledai saya di sini." Dan dia berbalik untuk menghitungnya.

"Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tujuh, delapan. Oh! Dimana nomor sembilan? "Teriak

Abu Ali

Dia melompat turun dari keledainya. Dia melihat di balik batu dan pohon-pohon di

belakang. Tapi tidak ada keledai untuk dilihat.

"Aku akan menghitungnya lagi," kata Abu Ali. "Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tujuh,

delapan, sembilan. Oh, dia pasti datang kembali. "

Jadi Abu Ali naik kembali ke keledai dan berlari menjauh.

Setelah beberapa saat ia menghitung keledai lagi. Ia menghitung hanya delapan! Sekali lagi,

ia melihat di balik batu dan pohon-pohon di belakang. Tapi tidak ada keledai untuk dilihat.

"Aku akan menghitung lagi," katanya, dan saat ini ada sembilan.

Saat itu Abu Ali melihat temannya Musa berjalan di sepanjang jalan. "Musa," sebut dia.

"Bantu aku untuk menghitung keledai saya. Aku terus kehilangan satu. Ketika saya berhenti

menghitung saya hanya delapan, tapi ketika saya mendapatkan ke bawah mencari

kesembilan, itu dia lagi! "

"Yah, aku bisa melihat sepuluh keledai, Abu Ali," tertawa Musa. "Dan nama kesepuluh

keledai adalah Abu Ali"

Nama : ERLITA YOLANDA


Narrative text in The story Rabbit and Bear

Once upon a time, there lived a bear and a rabbit. The rabbit was a good shot. On the

contrary, the bear was always clumsy and could not use the arrow to shoot

.

One day, the bear called over the rabbit and asked the rabbit to take his bow and arrows.

Because he was afraid to arouse the bear's anger, he did not refuse the challenge. He went

with the bear and shot buffaloes. He shot and killed so many that there were lots of meats left

after.

However the bear did not make the rabbit get any of the meat. Even he could not taste it. The

poor rabbit went home hungrily after a day of hard work.

Fortunately, the youngest child of the bear was very kind to the rabbit. His mother bear

always gave him an extra large piece of meat but he did not eat it all. He took some outside

with him and pretended to play ball with the meat. He kicked the ball of meat toward the

rabbit's house. The meat flew into the rabbit's house. In this way, the hungry rabbit got his

meal.

Nama : VINA LATIFA


Narrative Story in a Farmer and a Box

Once time, there was a poor farmer. He lived with his wife. One day, he dug up his field and

found a big box. He then kept it in their house.

One sunny morning, his wife dropped an apple in the box. Suddenly, the box begun filled

with apples. No matter how many apples were taken out, more apples took place in the box.

One day, the framer dropped a gold coin into that box. At once, apples disappeared and the

box begun filled up with gold coins. Soon the farmer became rich.

Having heard that his son got rich, the framer's father visited the couple. His father was not

very strong. He could not go out to work anymore. So the farmer asked his old father to help

him take the gold coins out of the box.

His father worked hard, took the gold coins out of the box. When he told that he was very

tired and wanted to have a rest, the farmer shouted at him; "Why are you so lazy? Why can't

you work harder?. The old man said nothing and continued to work. Suddenly the old man

fell into the box, he died. At once the gold coins disappeared and the box begun filled up

with dead men.

The framer had to pull out and burried. To do this, the farmer had to spend all the money

which he had collected before. When he had used up all his money, the box broke. The

farmer was just as poor as before.



Contoh Hortatory Exposition Text

Corruption

ThesisDo you know what the meaning of corruption is? What is the relation between money and corruption? Well, corruption is common everywhere in the world, even in the United States. It’s just a matter of intensity. However, it is quite shocking when one reliable survey claims Jakarta as the most corrupt place in Indonesia.

(Apa kamu tahu arti dari korupsi? Apa hubungannya uang dengan korupsi? Baiklah, korupsi merupakan hal yang umum di dunia, bahkan di Amerika. Hanya merupakan masalah intensitas. Tetapi, sangat mengejutkan ketika salah satu survey menyatakan bahwa Jakarta merupakan tempat yang paling banyak melakukan korupsi di Indonesia) Argument 1 The survey has made me sad, actually, because I stay and earn a living here in the capital. As most people know, Tanjung Priok port smuggling is not a new thing at all. Entrepreneurs who want to minimize their tax payments tend to do such a thing more often. They even bribe the officials.

(Survei tersebut membuat saya sedih sebenarnya, karena saya tinggal dan hidup di sini di ibu kota. Seperti yang semua tahu, penyeludupan di pelabuhan Tanjung Priok bukan merupakan barang baru lagi. Para pengusaha yang ingin mengurangi pajak perdagangan mereka melakukan hal seperti itu sering kali. Mereka bahkan menyogok pihak berwenang.)

Nama : VINA LATIFA


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Online Job

Online jobs are selected in part-time employment for many, and some have taken more seriously. A growing number of people are willing to take a job online. Working online has its advantages if we manage efectively. Why not?It offers flexibility and convenience that no other job can give. We can work from home with minimal investment and get a good income. The idea of adding weight to our pocket and makes life easier and comfortable is the most reassuring.

The reason behind this great opportunity is that every day there are new companies to join. Every day and every minute men are seeking information aboute verything under the sky of the Internet.As we know, the Internet is the answer to every question, web sites need to update each section and also add reports on developments that have recently joined. Therefore, it is an expansive space for articles.

There are a number of jobs we can work online. Some of them which strongly recommeded are writing, marketing, stock trading, and online education. However we should be very careful because scamming opportunities are always there.



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