Soon enough, the new guy will

be here.

Yes, I've heard good things about him.

Apparently he has made

entire militia groups

disappear.

And he once took on a covenant

cruiser using only a

penknife and won.

Indeed, it seems this

SPARTAN-B312 will be a welcome

addition here.Hang on.

Bzzzt....Holland to Noble 1.

Yeeellow?Ooookay...Okay, Understood.

Oh shiiiiit.What is it?

Apparently Spartan-B312 died just a while ago in a

strange incident involving food

nipple.

He is going to be replaced by...five of the only SPARTAN-

IIIs available.Who?

I dunno but apparently they

all suck.

Do you think they’ll like

my cooking?

T O B E C O N T I N U E D . . .

T H I N G

A N O T H E R F R E A K I N’ A U T O S H A P E A N I M A T I O N B Y D A N I E L T U R K I N G T O N

B E A N ZA S“N O B L E 7”

H A R R YA S“N O B L E 8”

D A N I E LA S“N O B L E 9”

This situation requires more

explosions!

S A MA S“N O B L E 1 0”

LOLOLO HOW DO I TURN DIS

TING OF

M I N I “L U C A S” B E A N ZA S“N O B L E 1 1”

Welcome to Noble Team Spartans.Care to

introduce us to everyone?

Well I guess that makes sense...

There’s Emile, some say he

found Wally and since then no one

has found him since.

And that he can’t see through the

skull on his helmet and it

simply obscures his vision in

fairness to his enemies.

Of course it’s all bull, all he does is sit there and

listen to loud rap music.

ROW ROW FITE THE POWA

There’s Kat. Not much can be said

except...DAT ASSDAT ACCENT

DAT...nah I've ran out of things to

say.

There’s Jun. He has entered

Masterchef more times that you could possibly

imagine.

And then there’s Jorge.

I have this sudden urge to

hug him.

That’s normal.

What about you?

I have no emotions.

I thought so...

Listen up Noble T-

What is this Call of Duty? Pep talks are not

meant to take up expanses which could

be awesome cutscenes.

How could we make this

cutscene more awesome then?

I dunno uh....

We’re goin’ DOOOOOWN!

Something like that yeah.

Bzt...Carter, I am sensing heat sigs in

the structure ahead.

Could we at least have

found out who was in there?

Better safe than sorry.

Emile, i’m hearing some funny noises. Use your HUD binoculars and look out that

window.

Kay Bro.And please

don’t reduce this animation to racist slurs.

What’cho talkin’ bout

Carter?Just...no.

Screee!

Wait a second...

Jun, I've found another one.

Rodger that Emile.

Scoped and Dropped!

Leer’s MacawThe Lear's Macaw, also known as the Indigo Macaw, is a rare

Brazilian parrot with a highly restricted range. It is metallic blue with a faint, often barely visible, tinge of green, and a yellow

patch of skin at the base of the heavy, black bill. It weighs around 950 g (2 pounds) and is 75 cm (30 inches) long. It was

named after the poet, author, and artist, Edward Lear, who published many drawings and paintings of live parrots in zoos

and collections. One of his paintings in his book Illustrations of the Family of the Psittacidae, or Parrots strongly resemble this species, although at the time it was believed to be a Hyacinth

Macaw — a species which is larger, darker, and has a differently shaped patch of yellow skin adjacent to the base of the bill.

Medium Tree FinchThe Medium Tree Finch is a critically endangered species of bird in the Darwin's finch group of the tanager family Thraupidae. It is endemic to the Galapagos Islands.This species is only found on Floreana Island at elevations above 250m in moist highland forest habitat. Prime breeding habitat is dominated by Scalesia pedunculata trees It is threatened by habitat loss which has occurred through clearance for agriculture and introduced predators such as rats, mice, cats, and the Smooth-billed Ani. The diurnal Galapagos Short-eared Owl is its only remaining natural predator. The introduced parasite Philornis downsi is a significant threat to the survival of this species. Parasitic larvae of this fly live in the nest material and feed on the blood and body tissues of nestlings. P. downsi causes high nestling mortality in the Medium Tree FinchMedium Tree Finches generally lay 2-3 eggs. Eggs are incubated for approximately 12 days, and nestlings are fed by both parents at the nest for approximately 14 days before fledging.The range of beak sizes of the Medium Tree Finch on Floreana and the Large Tree Finch, Camarhynchus psittacula, on Isabela is roughly the same.[citation needed] This reflects the fact that the two species feed on the same type and size of insect. The beak of the Medium Tree Finch is intermediate in size between the Small Tree Finch and Large Tree Finch. All three species are found in the same habitat.

Sidamo LarkThe Sidamo Lark , also known as Liben Lark, is a species of lark in the Alaudidae family. It is endemic to Ethiopia.

Its natural habitats are dry savanna and subtropical or tropical dry lowland grassland. It is threatened by habitat loss and unlike

previously believed its population is rapidly declining. Listed as Vulnerable since 2000 on the IUCN Red List, it has been uplisted to

Endangered in 2007, and then further to Critically Endangered in 2009.

Puerto Rican ParrotThe Puerto Rican Amazon , also known as the Puerto Rican Parrot

or Iguaca, is the only bird endemic to the archipelago of Puerto Rico belonging to the Neotropical genus Amazona. Measuring 28–30 cm (11.0–11.8 in), the bird is a predominantly green parrot with a red forehead and white rings around the eyes. Two subspecies have been described, although there are doubts regarding the distinctiveness of the form gracilipes from Culebra Island, extinct since 1912. Its closest relatives are believed to be the Cuban Amazon (Amazona leucocephala) and the Hispaniolan Amazon (Amazona ventralis).The species is the only remaining native parrot in Puerto Rico and has been listed as critically endangered by the World Conservation Union since 1994. Once widespread and abundant, the population declined drastically in the 19th and early 20th centuries with the removal of most of its native habitat; the species completely vanished from Vieques and Mona Island, nearby to the main island of Puerto Rico. Conservation efforts commenced in 1968 to save the bird from extinction. In 2006, the total estimated population was 34 to 40 individuals in the wild and 143 individuals in captivity.

INDUSTRIAL BLACK PAINT

Noble Team! We have to

hold this posi-

INDUSTRIAL BLACK PAINT

Noble 8, what the hell are you doing?

Painting my Visor black!

Door is closed now Carter,

unfortunately the two dimensional display of this comic can not

efficiently show it so I’m just going to have to say it.

And what is up with Noble

11?

Shellshock.

...ah.

Noble 8, search that

body.

What body? Where?

Okay this black visor

thing is going to be a

problem. Can you sort it out?

I guess...Emile! Hand me your

knife!

This is gonna take a while...

THIRTY MINUTES LATER...

WORTWORTWORTBLAAARGG!!!

...Stop stealin’ my style foo!

More important matters at

hand!

ALOT OF FIGHTING AND BULLET

SPAMMING LATER...

zzzzzzz....

Good day Carter old chap. Me and

my spiffing counterpart Beanz here have found a jolly ol’ Survivor in

the building.Where am I? It’s all

so dark and strangely detailed.

Why aren’t the walls white?

Don’t worry bro, I’ll deal with

this...

zzzzzzz....

What does Marsellus

Wallace look like?

What?

WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM?!

What?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK

IT?!

What?Yes!

Then you know what I’m saying.

Yes...

DESCRIBE WHAT MARSELLUS

WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!

What?

SAY WHAT AGAIN SAY WHAT AGAIN! I

DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODAMN

TIME!....What?

zzzzzzz....

zzzzzzz....

You need to stop quoting entire

scenes from Pulp Fiction Emile, I hear that’s bad for you.