FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was

completely out of my control.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...

Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. more warm..

Less words.. more understanding..

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your heart.

We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

Friendship is a promise made in the heart....

silent...unwritten...

unbreakable by distance...unchangeble by time...

its lovely to have u as one..!A friend is like a "PILLOW",u can hug it when u r in trouble,u can cry on

it when u r in pain,u can embrace it when u r happy...!Always remember I can b ur PILLOW.

words begin with A... B... C... Numbers begin with 1... 2... 3... Music begins with sa... re... ga...

But friendship begins with U & meListen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet

& are very important 4 Friendship because only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent.

Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight,But through all of it, there's one thing,

That will never change, we'll be friends forever.

"Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond

God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True FriendEligibility: Loving & Caring,

Duty: To Luv,Experience: Not required,Salary: Never Ending Luv,

Joining: ASAP,R U interested?

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive

Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.

Smile N Happy Birthdaywishing u a day soft as silk.....

white as milk..... sweet as honey&full of money. may all ur dreams come true....

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Step by step the journey goes on, Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can't change it, Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it. Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways..

May your life be filled with coloursAn yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much

(Language: Urdu)"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,

dekho yaroo shad hain na,aj tumhari salgirah hai,

dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR

Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'Day

May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday

wishing u a day soft as silk.....white as milk.....

sweet as honey&full of money.may all ur dreams come true....

HAPPY BIRTH DAY(Language: Hindi)

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt

bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy BirthdayLet the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of

Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,

wealth and prosperity in your life.With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day, Happy BirthDay!

May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams

Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet. Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joyWishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family.

love you(Language: Hindi)

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Junam Din Mubarak HoHappy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!

enjoy ur day .......Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my

sweetheart.I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness,

You have always given me. Wish you Happy BirthdayIts a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever

forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the

cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A wish : 2 lighten ur momentsA cheer: 2 perfect ur day

A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and

laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAYA smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away

hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 comehappy Birthday .......

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.

With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day, Happy BirthDay!May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful

moments and shinning dreamsIts always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

Sending birthday blessingsFilled with love and peace and joyWishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family.

love you(Language: Hindi)

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Junam Din Mubarak HoHappy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!

enjoy ur day .......Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my

sweetheart.I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness,

You have always given me. Wish you Happy BirthdayIts a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you,

someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

A prayer: 2 bless ur wayA wish : 2 lighten ur moments

A cheer: 2 perfect ur dayA text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle awayhope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy Birthday .......

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNINGClose ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too

early. Let me sleep again." No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself

2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morningEarly this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -

LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...

Good Morning!See outside the Window,

Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night

I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.Wishing u................

G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -

I save the money.....................Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I

would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...

New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....

Good Morning...Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that

Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...G@@d M(:)rning....

All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D

M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to

shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning... Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…

Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…

These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.(>*<)

T*A*K*E* (<<**>>)

;;''C*A*R*E*@$##

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@ OF URSELF..$#%% Good Morning....

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my

STRENGTH TODAY!!!Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not

nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning** KAASH KHUSHIYON KI KOI DUKAAN HOTI, HUME BHI USKI KOI PEHCHAAN

HOTI,BHAR DETE AAPKE HAR PAL KO KHUSHIYON SE, KEEMAT USKI CHAHE

HAMARI JAAN HOTI...!GOOD NIGHT!i wish i would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving gud nite.

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams

As the day turns into night,keep ur worries out of sight,close ur eyes n go to sleep,for all

the good times are urs to keep.sweetest dreamz!A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems

so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams()"""() WAIT...

( "o" ) Dont(,><.) Sleeplet me pray

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Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello

Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night....Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello

Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night....In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away

ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite

"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS

come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams! Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u

before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT

Since ur eyes arelooking tired... Let ureye lashes hug eachother for few hours.

Happy journey into theworld of dreams..GOOD NIGHT !

darkness is every ware.the birds r back there home.

road are quiteevery body is sleeping.but i m not

u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the

world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last

thought at night..GdnightI wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to

switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night...... Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars

twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!

mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

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''' Hey u!!!

Yes u...the cute one...holding this

phone!are you asleep?

Juste wanted 2 say Good Night..!

 . ' 12 ' .9   !/   3' . 6 . '

. ' 12 ' .9   !_   3' . 6 . '

. ' 12 ' .9   _!   3' . 6 . '

still awake?Time to sleep, GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!!

_/|_\" // ,\

I sent You a night star 2 brighten up your night...GOOD NIGHT!!!!!

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,

Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena TearLove Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,

Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoyPriyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.

Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda

cella anappuda gud morni, gud after, gud night messagea

Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu

rakham polum cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo.....

Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.

padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .

.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her

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Ninnkkaay 10 UmmakalPaathummaayishumma

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Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti

ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA....Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.

Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

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Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,

Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae ChondoNoton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,

A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.

EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi

EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy....EID MUBARAK....BONDO.

tomay bhalobese ki pelam amitumey ba ki dile amay

tomar preme pagol pothik amitao ki bujhte paro na tumi

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul, Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool, Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona... Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,

Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

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Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum... Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain

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Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma? Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban:

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Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

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SARIA VARUM TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT"

PODANUM. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai

padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns) Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai

Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’ Rojavaivida Alaganadu

En theriuma? Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga. 10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga

Enna ulagamba Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

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Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama

Josiar: …………….?!??????? One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?

Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film Super Punch:

Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra “BANNUM” nalla irundhatha

sarithirame illay. Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for

“made in India” Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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2 men went 2 a callgirl

(335 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”

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It’s the things that satisfies your mind

(249 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)

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It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.

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Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

(139 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)

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Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI

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Can we do romance in the midnight today

(103 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)

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Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.

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Difference between stress, tension & panic

(48 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)

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3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant

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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

(135 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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Tujhey sub pata hai

(197 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai!Child: nahin pata promise!Father: in k pait main pani bhara hayCHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hainpappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

(178 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

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Usne utari saree…

(188 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)

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Usne utari sareefir aayi peticoat ki bariblouse to pahle hi diya tha utarziyadah excited mat ho yaaryeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

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Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

(161 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)

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Pehle KISS karo,phir PALANG per leta do,phir CHADDI utar do,

phir NICHE haath lagao,....Aur check karo kBABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

(236 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

(151 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

(212 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

(266 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)

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In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

(158 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

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Sardar on phone:

(138 votes, average: 3.05 out of 5)

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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aaj tumhein akeiley mein….

(95 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

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aaj tumhein akeiley mein…le ja kar…apney hontoon se eik…k…ki…kis..kiss…kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

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Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….

(123 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)

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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,Phele Chota Hota Hai,Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

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A girl phoned me

(119 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)

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A girl phoned methe other day and said …“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”I went over. Nobody was home

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Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…

(71 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u “lastnite”

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Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

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In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

(111 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

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pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai …

(71 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)

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pahlay hat ma lophir mon mai lophir thook lagaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma daloouff..kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

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I want to suck you … lick you

(63 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)

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I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!

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Us nay kaha aur dabao

(102 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)

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us ne kaha or dabao,main dabaya,us ne kaha or dabao,main ne or dabaya,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya,us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya . . .  dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Aik bar karo na plz…

(86 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)

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Aik bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa……..muje acha lage ga…aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri

kar do na plzz…aik pyara sa SMS!!!

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teri sula ke lu?ya bitha ke lu?ya tujhe karu khadaya fir teri juka-jukake lu?ab tu hi bataki mein teri…photo kaise lu

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