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Background: tumba tumba modalu, there lived a couple. ganDa Hemanta matte wife Vinuta.avara-du ondu sundara jeevana. aadre avarige makkaLu illa.Question guy: aaan, kshamisi sir. nimage yaake makkaLu illa ?Husband : Hereditary problem sir. adikke.
Background: pratidina, avaru Lord Brahma-nige praarthane maaDidaru.Om brahmaaya namaha, Om brahmaaya namahasud suddenly, ondu dina Lord Shiva pratyaksha aadaganDa: aaan, kshamisi saar. We prayed to Brahma. neevu yaake bandiri ?Shiva: arrey !! Proxy machaShiva: Vatsa ! kELu. Enu bEku ?ganDa: oh k. namage makkalu illa.Shiva: chinte maaDabEDa. khushi aagi iru. www.downloadbabies.com ge log on maaDi.
ganDa matte henDati: DhanyavaadagaLu
Background: pOshakaru, khushi-aagi www.downloadbabies.com ge log on maaDidaru. Matte ondu adbhuta magu download maaDidaru
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Background: Suddenly, innu ondu magu download aaytu. aa tuyyyn tapak
ganDa: yaaru neenu ?magu: yOchane maaDabEDi saar. Introductory offer. ondu tagoLi, innu ondu free.
Background: pOshakaru, free magu-ge “just miss jitendra” hesaru iTTaru.
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Background: class-alli modala dina.Miss Laila: namaskaara makkaLE, naanu “miss laila”. naanu nimage English kalisutteeni.
Just miss jitendra: teacher teacher, can I go to toilet?miss Laila: illa magu. it should be “shall I go to toilet?”Just miss jitendra: Okay, aadre naanu first kELide. (runs)
miss laila: nanage nimma parichaya koDi makkaLEmiss laila: magu, hELu. ninna januma elli aaytu ?Download Dharmendra: nanna januma Africa-alli aaytu teacher
miss laila: hmmm, yaava part ?Download Dharmendra: “Whole part”
Download Dharmendra: teacher teacher, kOti kOti.Miss laila: Aey makkaLE, neevu yaake manga-na kaDe nODutta ideera ? When I am here.
Background: heege, namma hero-gaLa shale munde hOytu.Background: namma hero-gaLa shaale muktaaya aaytu.Background: eega, avarige engineering entrance exam samaya bantuBackground: exam hall-alli, namma hero “download Dharmendra” entrance munde kootidaaneBackground: Examiner bandaExaminer: entrance-alli yaake kootideeya neenu ?Download Dharmendra: gulDu, idu entrance exam. adikke.Background: madhya-alli, namma hero “Just miss Jitendra” Delhi-ya Qutub minar hattira kootidaaneQuestion guy: aan, sir, sir, sir. neevu illi yaake exam tagotideera ?Just miss Jitendra: Oye gulDu. alli baredu ide. Write in CapitalBackground: namma hero, Just miss Jitendra-ge yaava answer kooDa gottilla. adikke, avanu Coin toss maaDida. khushi aagi, toss maaDi uttara bareda.