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Check it out…Great hours of work! only three intensive sessions of work per day – some call out work required at odd hoursTeam players welcome!

Situation vacantWanted: one molar

A vacancy has arisen at our workplace and the company seeks an experienced molar keen to join a large team of dedicated workers who have a success track record in the chewing business. Specifications – a successful applicant should have a strong enamel coating, a calcium phosphate makeup and a dentine core. Excellent work place conditions are on offer, fluoridated water will provide enhanced protection from caries tooth decay as well as a daily operational plan with tooth brush and toothpaste care. Two dental checkups annually guaranteed to ensure health of all employees.

Enquiries welcomed: 0800 the mouth

Listen to what employees say about working at The Mouth“ I joined the team at The Mouth when the company was only 8 years old and now 20 years on the guys here are a real team, we work together, talk together, and get to give the company a bright outlook when things are going good…great photo opportunities too!” Canine tooth

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Vacancies for white blood cellsRecruiting now!

The Blood company has multiple positions available for front line work in the defence of the body. This exciting position requires true fighters ready to give it all to fight disease and prevent foreign particles from invading the body

Could this be you!!!Join the team!

Specifications:Though microscopic in size, you will need to be ready to work 24 hours per day in the defence of body tissues and cells. There are multiple vacancies in the lymphocyte, phagocyte and Killer T cell squadrons

While this is not the job for the faint hearted, you will be well cared for, plasma provision for dissolved glucose, and the team of red blood cells and platelets will guide you through the extensive and well designed circulation system. A heart will provide all push for transportation and capillaries are especially designed to deliver you right to your place of work.

Do you want an exciting job on the front line of defence of the body? Are you a team player, ready to become a highly trained fighter of infection?If you are looking for better work stories contact us now!

whitecellarmy @the body.co.nz