SharePoint Quiz and Humor

1On my first SharePoint developer assignment, I saw myself as the bear and SharePoint as the salmon. I quickly realized the opposite, the salmon was me!

2SharePoint QuizWhat is the definition of WSS?Windows SharePoint Services. A web based environment for collaboration, document management and application development

Office Humor Define Blame-storming Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible

SharePoint Quiz: What is meant by a Basic WSS install?SharePoint Services, IIS and SQL database are installed on the same server. This is our goal today.

5SharePoint Quiz: Windows SharePoint Services is a free download included with what software?

Every Windows Server 2003 and 2008 license

6Office Humor Ohnosecond -That very short moment in time during which you realize that you have pressed the wrong key and deleted hours, days, or weeks of work.

Office Humor Egosurf -To search for yourself on Google or another search engine

SharePoint Quiz: What is the definition of MOSS?Microsoft Office SharePoint Server

9Office Humor reBay -To buy something on eBay and immediately put it back up for auction

SharePoint Quiz: Features of Microsoft Content Management Server are included in which SharePoint version?MOSS 2007

11Office Humor Alpha Geek

Name given to the most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group

12SharePoint Quiz: Name 4 applications to install for a SharePoint dev environmentServer 2003 or 2008WSS 3 or MOSS 2007 SharePoint Designer 2007Visual Studio 2005 with SharePoint extensions

13Office Humor ScarePoint - Name given to SharePoint by developers as they become aware of its complexity

SharePoint QuizWhat are the Fabulous 40?Free SharePoint application templates that provide a starting point for developers looking to build deeper SharePoint-based solutions

15Office HumorCellphonic Appraisal -The activity that occurs when a ringing cell phone causes everyone in the room to check and see if it's theirs

Office Humor Cellopain -The person who talks loudly and obliviously on a cellphone in a crowd

SharePoint Quiz: Name any of the 4 WSS Permission LevelsFull Control

Contribute

Read

Limited Access

18SharePoint Quiz:Name any of the 9 MOSS Permission LevelsFull Control DesignManage Hierarchy Approve Contribute ReadRestricted ReadLimited AccessView Only

19Office HumorCrapplet -A poorly written or totally useless Java applet

SharePoint QuizName 3 Built-In Groups in WSSOwners

Members

Visitors

21SharePoint Quiz:Name any of the 11 MOSS built-in GroupsApproversDesignersHierarchy ManagersHome Owners Portal Members Portal Owners Portal Visitors Quick Deploy Users Restricted ReadersStyle Resource ReadersViewers

22Office HumorNegabytes Per Second (NBps)A measure of data transfer that seems so slow it can only be assumed to be flowing backwards

23SharePoint Quiz: You are given 3 servers for a MOSS farm. How to you use them? Front End Web ServerDatabase ServerSearch Server

24Office Humor FamSpam -Unsolicited email sent by family members

SharePoint Quiz: Describe a benefit for using Windows SharePoint Services?Provides a free* portal-based platform for creating, managing and sharing documents and customized Web Services

26Office Humor id10t error -Help desk log lingo for clueless end-user

SharePoint Quiz: What is the Stsadm utility:STSADM is a command line tool which provides SharePoint administration, including the automation of configuration and common day-to-day tasks like back-up

28Office HumorBluetooth Fairy -Someone who walks around with a blinking Bluetooth headset permanently affixed to his or her ear

SharePoint Quiz: What is the goal of this presentation?Create a SharePoint sandbox on your PC which can lead to interesting assignments and money.

30Office Humor Unstant Messaging -Minimizing your IM window when your boss walks by

SharePoint Quiz:Name 3 SharePoint technical roles frequently requested by employers on www.dice.com SharePoint Administrator SharePoint DeveloperSharePoint Application Architect

32Office Humor Percussive Maintenance -The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

SharePoint Quiz: Does SharePoint store documents and meta data about the documents in folders/files or a database?In a database, not a file system

34Office Humor Phenomenot - The Latest, Greatest, wizz-bang whatever that's not what it's proclaimed to be phenomenut - the guy who runs right out and buys phenomenots.

SharePoint Quiz: Does SharePoint need more storage overhead than a file share? Yes. Because of its version history record, SharePoint can consume on average two to three times the amount of storage space as a file share drive.

36Office Humor Random Excess Memory - Memory you were talked into buying in order to solve some problem that never did get resolved

SharePoint Quiz: Is Microsoft Outlook a SharePoint tool?Yes. You can view/modify SharePoint alerts, calendars and lists from Outlook

38Office HumorGleemail - Inspirational emails forwarded by a friend or coworker that may or may not bring joy to your inbox

SharePoint Quiz:

Name 2 types of Integrated Windows authentication NTLMKerberos (Recommended)

40Wacky definition:Multi-Asking - Communicating with someone through IM, phone or e-mail at the same timee-dundancy - sending someone an e-mail at the same time you're having an IM conversation with them.

SharePoint Quiz: What is \\.\pipe\mssql$microsoft##ssee\sql\query Database server name for SQL Server embedded edition (SSED), used by WSS

42Office Humor IMdecision - Repeatedly erasing an IM text box because you change your mind about what you want to say

SharePoint Quiz: Visualize the New Project templates provided by SharePoint Extensions

44Visualize the Web Part template provided by SharePoint Extensions:

45Office HumorExecuglide - To maneuver oneself around the room while seated in a wheeled office chair

SharePoint Quiz: Name the administrative web site created during a SharePoint installation SharePoint Central Administration

47Office Humore-mailsculation - What happens when the IT department abruptly takes away access to an email account from a worker that's been fired, including archives, distribution lists and contacts

SharePoint Quiz: How much does a hosting serviced charge for a MOSS or WSS site? MOSS $995 / MonthWSS $20 / Month

49Office Humor Spammified - When an email ends up in the spam folder by mistake.

Office Humor Prairiedogged - The feeling of helplessness that overtakes you when co-workers in neighboring cubicles constantly pop their heads up to ask you stupid questions

Office Humor Cewebrity - Someone who is well known online but obscure offline

Office Humor Analog-retentive - Those people who obstinately cling to outmoded technology.

Office Humor Treeware -Documents made out of paper, as opposed to electronic documents

Office Humor Screenager - An intern in the IT department

Office Humor BUI - Getting caught blogging under the influence. Also known as PUI, or posting under the influence

Office Humoroxoxomoron - A person who includes symbolic "hugs and kisses" at the end of their e-mail