at the capulets mansion somewhere along sixth avenue

my friends, a great night of

fun! no one goes home till they're dead drunk!

i've booked 50 taxis to

get you home on your

wobbly legs

wah some hell of a party eh

benvolio. THe capulets sure know

how to throw a

party

wah so many people

ha! you two have fun...

i'll be around here

woohoo! so many

hot babes man

she's so beautiful

omg, my heart.. it

goes weak at

the sight of her

i think i love her

oh lovely lady, you are like a

goddess to me

you are my religion and i am

your devotee

don't talk so cheem, my simple

brain cannot take

it

hi i just wanna say you are so hot and you turn me on

you too... you are the

most yandao in the party

do you wanna go

somewhere

no... but..

uncle i think i saw romeo just now... let me get rid

of him

relax... forget about

romeo. don't spoil the party

for goodness

sake

besides, i think he is a

goodly gentlemen

i wanna KILL HIM!

back off that idea before i

lock you in the

basement

tybalt takes his leave

shit the kiss so

shiok, why must stop

now?

man... bye darling

crap!

JULIEEEEET!

in case you didn't know,

you just made out

with juliet capulet

nurse could you find out

for me who was that

young man just now?

he was someone

you should not have kissed...

he is romeo montague...

find someone else my

dearwah lan eh...

why i so suay juliet vows that she will

die unwed if she does not

Oh romeo...

after the party... oh romeo... why must you be a

montague

Should i kaypoh more,

or talk now?

Haiii.... What's a Montague? Also not a

hand, a foot, an arm of any part of a man loh!

Throw away your name and i will

give you me in exchange

ONZ! bond..

call me james bond!

Aren't you romeo?

Well, sorta. no, call me bond, james

bond

How did you get here?

Ha! i have wings of love ay!

" FAP FAP FAP "

No, don't swear by

the moon. i don't like, sometimes

big, sometimes

small

[sings].. "i sweearr... by the moon and stars and the

sky..."

....

huh... then swear using

what?

don't swear lah. so

lame can... this is too fast, and

errr, goodbye!

goodbye? you're leaving me high & dry

[nurse] JUuLieeet!!!

then what you want? don't be pussy,

faster say lah!

hmm, erm... i want us to soompah our love

high and dry...

[nurse]JULIIIETTT

Walao, anti-

climax. wait ah...

nurse calling, orhh...

wah, this is machiam strike

TOTO. too good to be real lah!

hehe

on the streets of ang mo kio

Whoa... So many

capulets... lets go

home bro

WHy? i'm not scared of them leh...

WHere is romeo... i'm gonna get him

tybaltDon't know, don't care. But if you want to

fight... i'm game

Hahaha. what a joke...

You know, i find it really distasteful

to slaughter pigs on the

streets

@*#& bring it on if

you've got the ballS!

mai lai la bro... too

many people here,

pointless getting

into trouble

Let them see, i don't

care!

enters romeo...

Romeo! i challenge you on a 1-

on-1!

but.. but.. i don't wanna fight you...

you're my bro leh

ROMEO you pussy! you make me

sick!

die tybalt! today you meet your

maker!

DIE TYBALT! HAHAHAHHA

YOur aiming

sucks! EAT THIS

mercutio!

STOP!!!!

May you find peace in heaven

OH MY GOD! mercutio!

sayonara!

tybalt makes his escape

someone call 995

SHit... i'm so sorry

mercutio

i think i sure die already...

@$#*Screw you capulets,

montagues... you too!

juliet it's all your

fault! you made me a

wimp!

tybalt! i will avenge my

kaki...

don't kill me please!

oh shit! what have i

done?!

romeo soon flees ang mo kio

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ROMEO... Singapore

disowns you! you're banished!

now scram!!

romeo gets banished to hong kong

romeo darling, I'M heading to HONG KONG to

find you..I'M ON FLIGHT

SQ5528come over!

pick me up at the airport!

*MUACKS*

romeo on board plane to hong kong

juliet hears of the news and drops romeo an sms

juliet heads to hong kong to find romeo

romeo hears of the plane crash just before he leaves his house

saddened by the news, romeo attempts to take his life

even though we're not born

on the same year, same

month nor same day, but we can die together on the same year,

same month and same day...

i'll see you in heaven my dear... i'll always love

you

romeo was rushed to queen elizabeth hospital

ROMEO!juliet... you're alive?!

after some magic..

a year later...

the end...