Blank Steps to Ruining Your Powerpoint

Seven Steps to Ruining Your Powerpoint

Step 1: ILLEGIBILITY IS KEY!It doesnt matter what you write hereBecause anything you type would be illegible!The bright green background combined with neon font colors is essential!

Step 2: Find the Most Annoying Animations Possible!You can have all of your words come in individually like this.Or they can spin around and around and around making everyone SICK

Step 3: To Misspell Spels Succes!Often timez poeple seam to phorget the spill chek. Thes is vary distrakting! Perfekt four yor audiense!

Step 4: Choose Your Word Format!You actually have two options for this step! The first choice is to put as much information as possible in a gigantic paragraph all on one slide. This can be achieved by typing as many run on sentences as possible. These sentences can go on and on without any real purpose or intention. This makes it so your audience completely loses focus before they even finish this sentence. Which of course, makes them a lot easier to manage, not to mention much quieter.

Step 4: Choose Your Word Format Cont.TheNext OptionIsToPutEveryWordInIndividualBulletPointsSoThat The AudienceGetsSwampedWithPointlessInformation

Step 5: Pick the Coolest Font You Can Find! First, theres always the calligraphy fontsIf youre going for casual, you could use Jokerman.Matt Peaks favorite, Wingdings(Matt Peaks favorite, Wingdings)

Step 6: Cram as Much Info on a Chart/Graph!

Step 7: Make Sure You Have No Clue What Youre SayingYou should make sure that the first time you ever see your completed slide show is the moment you present it!That way, you will be completely and utterly unprepared!