SECRETS OF THE SECRET SERVICE · 2021. 1. 14. · The Secret Service loved him and Laura Bush. He was also the most physically in shape who had a very strict workout regimen. The

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SECRETS OF THE SECRET SERVICE

Very interesting, but not surprising. Scroll down to read what Kessler thinks of

the presidents he served.

And now, you'll know the rest of the story. Interesting snippets from Ronald

Kessler's book about our presidents.

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JOHN & JACQUELINE KENNEDY

He was a philanderer of the highest order.

She ordered the kitchen help to save all the left-over wine from State dinners,

mixed it with fresh wine and served again during the next White House occasion.

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LYNDON & LADYBIRD JOHNSON

LBJ was as crude as the day is long. LBJ kept a lot of women in the White House

for extramarital affairs and had set up early warning systems to alert him if his

wife was nearby.

He was a promiscuous and oversexed man. Lady Bird was either naive or just

pretended to not know about her husband's many liaisons.

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RICHARD & PAT NIXON

A moral man, but very odd, weird, paranoid.

He had a horrible relationship with his family and was almost a recluse.

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SPIRO AGNEW

Nice, decent man. Everyone in the Secret Service was surprised by his downfall.

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GERALD & BETTY FORD

A true gentlemen who treated the Secret Service with respect and dignity.

He had a great sense of humour. She drank a lot!

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JIMMY & ROSALYN CARTER

A complete phony who would portray one picture of himself to public and very

different in private, e.g. would be shown carrying his own luggage, but the

suitcases were always empty. He kept empty ones just for photo-ops. He wanted

people to see him as pious and a non-drinker, but he and his family drank alcohol

a lot!

He had disdain for the Secret Service and was very irresponsible with the

"football" with the nuclear codes. He didn't think it was a big deal and would

keep military aides at a great distance. Often did not acknowledge the presence

of Secret Service personnel assigned to serve him. She mostly did her own thing.

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RONALD & NANCY REAGAN

The real deal; moral, honest, respectful and dignified. They treated Secret Service

and everyone else with respect and honour, thanked everyone all the time. He

took the time to know everyone on a personal level. One favourite story was

early in his Presidency when he came out of his room with a pistol tucked on his

hip. The agent in charge asked: "Why the pistol, Mr. President?" He replied, "In

case you boys can't get the job done, I can help." It was common for him to carry

a pistol. When he met with Gorbachev, he had a pistol in his briefcase. She was

very nice, but very protective of the President, and the Secret Service was often

caught in the middle. She tried hard to control what he ate. He would say to the

agent, "Come on, you gotta help me out."

The Reagan's drank wine during State dinners and special occasions only,

otherwise they shunned alcohol. The Secret Service could count on one hand the

times they had served wine during family dinner. For all the fake bluster of the

Carters, the Reagan's were the ones who lived life as genuinely moral people.

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GEORGE W. & LAURA BUSH

The Secret Service loved him and Laura Bush. He was also the most physically

in shape who had a very strict workout regimen.

The Bushes made sure their entire administrative and household staff

understood that they were to respect and be considerate of the Secret Service.

She was one of the nicest First Ladies, if not the nicest. She never had any

harsh word to say about anyone.

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BILL & HILLARY CLINTON

Presidency was one giant party. Not trustworthy. He was nice mainly because

he wanted everyone to like him, but to him life is just one big game and party.

Everyone knows about his sexuality.

She is another phony. Her personality would change the instant cameras were

near. She hated, with open disdain the military and Secret Service. She was

another who felt people were there to serve her. She was always trying to keep

tabs on Bill Clinton.

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ALBERT GORE

An egotistical ass who once overheard by his Secret Service detail lecturing his

son that he needed to do better in school, or he would end up like these guys,

pointing to the agents.

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GEORGE H. & BARBARA BUSH

Extremely kind and considerate, always respectful. Took great care in making

sure the agents’ comforts were taken care of. They even brought them meals.

One time she brought warm clothes to agents standing outside at Kennebunkport.

One was given a warm hat and, when he tried to say "no thanks" even though he

was obviously freezing, the President said "Son, don't argue with the First Lady.

Put the hat on."

He was the most prompt of the Presidents. He ran the White House like a well-

oiled machine. She ruled the house and spoke her mind.

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BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA

Clinton's all over again. Hates the military and looks down on the Secret Service.

He is egotistical and cunning. He looks you in the eye and appears to agree with

you but turns around and does the opposite. He has temper tantrums.

She is a complete bitch who basically hates anybody who is not black, hates the

military, and looks at the Secret Service as servants.

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General STANLEY A. McCHRYSTAL

A true story about General McChrystal's resignation in Obama's office from

General McChrystal's book, NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN.

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others.

When former the U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, General McChrystal,

was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going

to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political

role as President.

"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr President, it's my job to support

you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his

resignation.

Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation, the President made a cheap

parting shot. "I bet when I die, you'll be happy to piss on my grave."

The General saluted and said, "Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving

the Army I'd never stand in line again”.
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