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Bibbing Of The Fresh IDR. SCHOFIELD STRESSES CHANGES JAthenaeum Enjoys Fine Begins Their Pe~i?d . I FACING MISSIONARIES OF TO-DAY
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Progra~me Of Movin? Of Lowly Hum1hat10n Pictures At Meetmg
Freshmen Warned to Adhe re Strictly to Rules Read to Them.
Cossman-Hayun ga Soc iety Tho roug hly Enjoys the Splendid Address Given I Scenes of Interest Del ight Membe rs by well known Church Worker. of Society.
Gignntic the bibbing. coloes.al the "People "·ho succeed in Africa he is looked down upon with sus- A moving picture travelogue pre-sob; ?ncl A3ia are t.':J.o,se who are de·sirous picion." The use of a national spirit sented by :vrr. )lorman Schneider
•nnhomore titanic, lbou bast done a of doing good in their own commu- is i30mewhat reeponsible for this was the main fe-ature of the Athe-=··eat job. nity.'' s·lid Dr. F . W. Schofield, •3 tate. the epeaker a.sserted; it has naeum Society'e first meeting. On
\pproximately ,,e ,·enty-two fright- B.V.Sc.. of O.A.C., Guelph. in ad- taken the place of loyalty to Jeeus 11i.s miniature screen :vir. Schneider 111 ere.; watched the back of Pro- dr€·~.-; ing lhe members of the Coss- Christ. .3howed firet Geveral reels of inter'•Jl' ·Klinck .3,3 that authority left man-Hayunga :vtissionary Society on In .opite of all difficulties we must esting pictures taken in the Rocky
room. and. with the Game ges- the evening of Tue6day, October 3rd. uot back a way, the Gpeaker declared. :\'fountain.s and on the :vruskoka l"P deJil·ered them into the hand.s Thr·oughout his addree.s Dr. Scho- The cleGperate need of the world Lakes, depicting the IH.tural beauty :he Pbili.;tine·> . Thel· had been field Gtre·::;sed the c.hange that has must be recognized and met, and of these celebrated Canadian resorts.
'r.;yed;and he had se~med such a tJken place in the foreign mission lhe mi.s.sionary cau.se i.s the only Perhaps even more intere.sting than r' man. too. Formidable forms field -3. e.;pecially since the Great hope for ~ world .so divided. "The the Canadian pictures were those t almoGt blotted out the daylight War. The political. economic and 11·orld is phy.sical!y one," the s.peaker bken by :\Ir. Schneider himself
~e:lged thelilselve.; in the doorway social upheaval, accompanied by the "aiel. "make it spiritually one." IYhile motoring through Southern !I~ the mo.ot formidable of all- grE·lt aclvance.s of ecience, haG shat- 1\'e are the products of foreign Germany and Switzerland. :.Jurem-¥eritable mountain of sinew and tered the faith of many people. Xot mi•'Gions and a.s •3nch owe an obliga- berg and :vtunich. with t.heir quaint ,rle paced the floor, idly swing- only clicl the.;e changes have a shat- tion to the martyr.;; of the church, etreet.3 and famous buildingG, con
- a knotted toweL a foreign country, but they have also to society and to humanity at large .• stituted one reel, the Swis.s Alps "F're.;hmen. you will forget your tering effect on tho,>e called to go to Above all we c~nnot ignore the com- with its glacierG and its magnificent irle and le·ll'n to .;mile in the face c!estro,·ed the f·:tith of the natives mancl of our :\1aater. The world can "Jungfrau" made up the other. A
Certain rather nasty in th:::.ce countrie.,. only be evangelized as we become ri.3ing vote of thanks waG tendered "The novelty of the missionary Hi.; agents and ambassadors. :1Ir. Schneider for hitS presentation. bli~ation.; must be cheerfulll· ac-
Such -were hr 1 11·orn off." continued Dr. Scl10- PrevionG to the addre6s a short A .:;hort business se.;sion, presided Skelton',; preliminary word.> to fie:d. "Twenty year.:; ago he wa.3 cJi.;ctF·3 ion wa., held regarding mis- I over by Wilfred Be·an. was devoted little flock of cringing Frosh. 1 :aokecl npon a.c; a demi-god; to-day fCont.inned ou Page fil
1 to the matter of purcha.sing news-
"f'hildren," he continued, "I am I paper.s and magazines for the Read-
in~ to read the rule.s by which you I WALTER HAMM FROSH MAKE TREK ing Room. mn>t abide. If you listen real, real Miss :vtildred Toivonen offered a
d_o what NEW PRESIDENT DOWN KING ST pian~ solo as her contributio~ ~o t.he grve you • evemng's program. Her rend1tlon of
Rules I Ge1 mania ~egins Activitie~ Of Year Frocession going into the classroom.o W1th Tap of Penc1l.
Led By The Tall And Short Of lt.
.' E•'hmen must wait until all their ---• nor. Junior and Sophomore cl•l•3S· At 8.20 p.m. September 28th. the D:eathe.; there the Fro.sh with body
' hare prp(;edecl them into the pre•;iclent of the Germania struck a so tir'd
rron-inn<>rl on P(jc:e i\ __ , ___ _ bench in the ch·:tpel with /.1i.s pencil \\'ho never to .'1im.3elf hath .said a ncl •;aiel "Ordnung." And the Ger- This is my own, my college bed mania got uncle1· way for the new A ; on the pillow he laid hi.s head.
Ruben.stein's "Kommonoi Ostrow'' wae beautifully clone and was hear· tily applauded.
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French Circle Elects Jean Brent President
Graham Campbell New Ass' t Editor
academic ,·ear. A·> a result of the elections. the
follo11·in~ will hold office for the
Snch mn.;t have been the feelings \ The first meeting of "Le Cercle of all t.'1e Frosh as they resignedly Fr•ancais" for the season was voted lolcled their humiliating gr-een babY ~' huge Gnccws by everyone present_
fiJ.;t •Je!ne.3ter: Honorary president, bib.; over their chairs and flopped :\fiGs Ree.se was re-installed as honorDr-. Schorten; president, W. Hamm; w€·:trily in between the sheets the ary pre.sident, while Jean Brent was
.\ po>ilion of A.,.;istant Editor on Yice-president. Conradine Schmidt; night of Oct. 4th. elected president. The remaining , "College Cord" staff haG been secretar,·-treasurer, E. Diet.sche. I \Vhat a day for the Sop.hs and officers are: vice-president, Helen ont for .;orne time. In order to :\1r. Karl Gerhardt, the .speaker of Juniors as they rode leisurely down \Villison; secretary-treasurer, Mar
,: thi,, racancy the .staff recently th e eveni ng gave an interwting I King ,, treet. not quite a.s fast as Ben jorie Brown and pianist, Enid Willi-;d an election with the rroult that speech on "German Student Life." (Continued on mage 8) .:;on.
fill He stressed the point that German The meeting decided to subscribe P. rac·lncy and begins his new clu- 1 .student.:; are in.stilled with the feel
ing that they are the country•., fuTwo ot.'Jer vacancies were catto3ed ture. Consequently these students , fall when Winnie Obenhack and are intere<;ted in political business I
Kruspe did not rwume their and are !.1Plping much in the develop-1
'udie.; at Waterloo College. The,se ment of new Germany. filled until the A number of German folk songs 1
or the .,emestE!r. concluded the program.
The students and faculty of Waterloo College and Seminary extend their sympathy to M 1".
Wilfl"ed Malinsky '37, whose mother passed away on Tuesday, Oct. 3, 1933.
to a French periodical at as early a date a.s po.ssible.
A sing-song was enjoyed and sever! game.s were played to bring the program to a successful conclusion.
--w--A bachelor is a man who never
makes the same mi.stake once.
THE COLLEGE CORD
Published biweekly by the students of Waterloo College, Waterloo,
Ontario; subscription 75 cents a year, single copies five cents.
Editor-in-chief Richard Ruch, '34
Business Manager Harvey Goos, '34
Faculty Advisor Dean Willis C. Froats
Associate Editor ..Audrey Froats, '34 Advertising Mgr
Ass't. Editor G. Campbell, '35 Ass't. Adver. Mgr Paul Eydt, '35
Ass't. Editor ....Evelyn Klugman, '35 Circulation Mgr
Sports Editor H. Scherbarth, '34 Ass't. Cir. Mgr Ernest Gomann, '35
Head Reporter, Otto Reble, '34
REPORTERS
Marjorie Brown, '35, Grace Bowers, '36, Norman Berner, '35,
William Skelton, '36.
Seminary Correspondent, William Nolting.
The Editor's Chair
Rugby At
Waterloo College.
In all lines of human endeavour there come
times when a feeling - of depression and
utter hopelessness envelops individuals of
the human race. It has been so ever since man first trod the soil
of old mother earth. Just such a feeling- has begun seriously to
affect the equilibrium of the Waterloo College rugby squad.And why ?
For several seasons Waterloo College has had a rugby team
and has been playing exhibition games. Last year the ambition
of the rugby players knew no bounds and they began demand-
ing that we enter a league. Obliged to recognize these claims
the Athletic Directorate has been negotiating with officials at
Western U. for an interfaculty league. A tentative schedule was
drawn up, but at the last moment the high hopes of the Water-
loo players were brought crashing to the ground. The proposed
league has fallen through. It is easy to visualize the disastrous
effect this would have upon our team. One can fancy such ex-
pressions, "Oh, what's the use of playing just exhibition games
now?"....
"The fellows don't turn out regularly for practice
anyhow." And there is some justice for these complaints made
by the officials and players themselves. But— is that any
reason why the rugby team should not struggle along even
under adverse conditions?
We could write columns on the advantages to be gained
by our College possessing a rugby team—advantages both for
the College and also for the students. But a lengthy discourse
in that connection would result practically in no effect at this
time. The team needs something more than mere words!! In-
stead the "College Cord" will conduct a student vote on the
question and we urge every student to cast his ballot and thus
give the rugby team an idea of just what the students think
about the matter. The voting will be under the supervision of
the Sports Editor of this paper. We therefore refer you to
page five for further particulars.Is the students body in favour of our rugby team playing
a season of exhibition games? And is every student of Water-
loo College voluntarily willing to give his moral support to the
team by as regular attendance at games as possible? Answers
to these questions, we believe, will form the fundamental basis
of the success of our rugby team for the remainder of this
season.
Do not neglect to cast your vote!
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"College Cord."
The "College Cord" is once more the eight-
page publication that it formerly was. Our
readers will remember that the size of the
"Cord" had been changed last spring to a four-page, five-
column issue. That act had been for purely economical reasons,
for the "Cord" had to be preserved as an undergraduate news-
paper.
It is with pleasure, then, that wT
e announce the return of
our paper to its original size. We feel certain that the host of
our readers will welcome this announcement with pleasure at
this time. But we want our readers to understand this fact:
this change in the size of the "Cord" has been made possible
because our list of advertisers has been substantially increased.
It is they who are financially responsible for what has been ac-
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CONCORDS
The other day we were quite surprised to discover that another
course had been added to our curriculum—Dean FroaUs was found in front
of the College conducting a lecture in Holland Dutch. We didn't know he-
had a degree for that—but, of course, he has so many degrees and has
taken .so many courses . Also, the seating capacity of the college must
have been sorely taxed that day for it was observed that the students
were all standing up during tliis first lesson in Holland Dutch. But we
hasten to inform our readers that only an informal photograph was being
taken by a visiting photographer.
Did you observe that the co-eds were putting the picture over with a
magazine? They don't bangs any more.
Looking over a recent publication of "The Varsity", student news-
paper of the University of Toronto, we noted an article referring to the
rather large decrease in registration at that university. From seven
thousand last year "The Varsity" now reports a drop to six thousand in
the number enrolled there this year. Financial difficulties has been the
apparent reason for the decrease. By comparison proportionately Water-
loo College records a greater increase than Varsity's decrease in registrar
tion. Our Alma Mater is certainly holding more than its own in these
times of depression.
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iunttny t~P i\rrlJlUP!l (by R verson Casselman )
·well, the Archives certainly need queer yell-.something about oil your aid. I wonder if I can help them I thigh. Left Queen'•3 in disgust•J.long with anyone else. Let's see- muGt have been the yell. Came to Oh, .':!ere we are! Lawson, Lynden Charlton. Say! I certainly can help the archive.3 with his life history.
Hm, born in Lacolle, Quebecwell, well , I didn't know that Lynden
Waterloo in '31. He is a senior now and is going to graduate this yearhe must have enjoyed studying after all.
Activities-Hockey, public speak-wa.s a Frenchman-no wonder he ing. track and girls. Hm, practised takes Greek. (and .how he loves it!) running in order to keep ahead of Oh. he only lived there eight months too insi.stent ladieB. Well, he cer-probably didn't learn much tainly runG a fine hundred yards. French. ::\foved to Ottawa-but, And can J1e jump, pole v·ault, broad that•,, nearly as bad-stayed there jump! But why ennumerate since eight years too. Next went to Carle- he ha.s won the gold medal at the ton Place-lived there six years. track meet for three years. Well, .':le sure has lived down a bad Hockey is another favorite sport beginning. Oh !- here is the rea.son of Lynden'G. He rips and teHrs (not -moved to 'Morrisburg and lived Gweam) around the r ink, passing, there ,3ix years. \Vel! he certainly shooting and checking. But I'll tell w·J·3 luck~· to have lived in such a ~·ou a c;ecret. Lynden delights to fine place for at least part of his .hang (ye.s-hang, it hangs too) his life. Too b·Jd he moved to ::\fount tongue out of the left side of his Forest from :Worrisburg-a few more mouth. I suppose that it is easier ) ear.s of its benign influence would 1 for him to b:te on it when he gets have been all to the good. angr~· at the referee. I Went to College at Queen's. I'll
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Lynden is a fine public speaker. bet he had trouble learning that (Continuer! on Page 6)
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QUESTIONNAIRE F OR FIRST YEAR STUDENTS
The "College Cord" de.; ires ,.,ome information which it is hoped the First Ye·ar .students will be glad to c;upply through an•;wer.; to the que.stions listed below. Signatures must accompany all questionnaires .submitted to the editor of thi,3 paper. AnGwers of eacl1 individual First Year student will be strictly confidential. Kindly placP an X oppo.site tho.se questions which can be an.swered in thP aJ'firn,ative only.
L Did the radio broadca.st.s last spring from CKCR. which were 3ponsored by the faculty and Gtudents of ·waterloo College. influence your decision to Httend \Vaterloo College? .. .. ........ .. ..... .
2. If you r home is in Kilchener-Waterloo or t.he vicinity, did the proximity of Waterloo College cause you to prefer it to any other college or university? .. .... .... ............ ..
3. Did the Summer Session of this year cause you to decide for \\'aterloo College in procuring your h igher education? ... ............. ..
4. Wa., it thro ugh the influence of someone interested in Water-loo College that you cho.se to go that institution? ...... .... ............. .
5. Did your decision rest upon the fact that Waterloo College pos-ses·ses a competent teaching staff? .................. ..... .
6. If you had h·ad the necessary financial backing, would you have gone to oSOme other college or univer.sity for the course you are now taking or intend to take at Waterloo College? .......... ........... . ..
7. \V·J.terloo College i.s not a large college. Did the possibility of greater individual instruction for each student al)pear to you as a diGtinct advantage over larger colleges and universities? ......
8. If you won a Waterloo College sc.holarship, waG that your ree.-•3011 for enter ing Waterloo College as an undergraduate? .......... ..
9. Have you entered Waterloo College to procure your B.A. first and then enter Waterloo Seminary? .. .................... ..
10. Did you enter Waterloo College because it is a Lutheran Col-lege and because you are of Lutheran faith? ...................... ..
11. Did you enter Waterloo College because it is a fundamentally Chri.stian institution? ........... ............ .
12. (a) Did you know that Waterloo College Residence expenses were exceptionally low? ....................... .
(b) If o30, did you enter \Vaterloo College instead of remaining at or entering any oth€r college or university for economi-c-al reasons? .............. ........ ..
Signature ............ .... ...... ....... .... .. ....... ..
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Local Students
At Cambridge U.(By Dorothy Tailby)
(Con'd from last issue)
Headquarters were made at Cam-
bridge with trip,s to Windsor Castle,
A scot. Sandringham House. London,
Whipsnade Zoo, Bury St. Edmunds,
Leicester and others, and several
seaside re-sorts.
Xotal)le among the cathedrals
visited was Ely Cathedral. The
Church of Ely has been a cathedral
since 1109, although it dates back to
673 when the first monastery at Ely
wan founded by Lady Etheldreda.
The Lady Chapel of the cathedral
is in a sadly mutilated state, all t.he
carved figures but one on the walls
and in the niches were beheaded at
the time of Cromwell, because it
was thought that they led to idolatry.
Other cathedrals visiteds were Nor-
wich, Coventry, Leicester and St.
Paul's in London.
On July 20t.h, the summer courses
opened at the University and the
work was carried on at the Arts
School. Benet St.. where many stu-
dents received intensive culture in
the English language, history, litera-
ture. architecture, government edu-
cation and customs of the land—
thirty-two nationalities were repre-
sented.
As lectures in the morning only
weie compulsory with optional ones
in the evening, many excursions and
visits round the Colleges were en-
joyed with and without guides; so-
cial evenings, where the students
themselves contributed t.he pro-
grammes were also enjoyed. And
last but not least, the river Cam
proved a source of unusual pleasure
and comfort.
Many of the students were teach-
ers of long experience, young men
•aiming at the diplomatic and consu-
lar services, and innumerable stu-
oents of philology, law, literature
and medicine. Newnham College for
ladies, and Downing College for men
accommodated the majority of stu-
dents, while many preferred to be
guests in private families.
Class Elections
Junior Class
On September 27t.h the Junior
Class held their election meeting
and the following officers were elect-
ed: Honorary president, Rev. W.
Hirtle; president, F. Loth; vice-pre-
sident, W. Bean; secretary-treasur-
er, Marjorie Brown.
Sophomore Class
At the election meeting of the So-
phomore Class the offices were filled
as follows: Honorary president, Prof.
K. Klinck; president. Wm. Skelton;
vice-president, Marion Nickason;
secretary-treasurer, G. Whittaker.
Frosh(By Graham Campbell)
(Continued from last issue)
YVilda Graber of Kitchener likes
school work providing the home
work isn't too heavy. During the
summer vacation she occupied her-
self by knitting soldier's socks —just
in case there is another war. Phone
numbers are not included in this
treatise.
Prizes are mighty nice to win.
Robert Wood knows this, for. while
on his uncle's farm this summer, he
learned sufficient about cattle so
that, as a member of the Junior Far-
mer's Association, .he was able to
win a fine medal for judging high-
grade cattle at Toronto Exhibition.
Bob lives in Kitchener.
Ruth Johnson, younger sister of
the elder Miss Johnson, finds life at
Waterloo College a wee bit alright.
At the moment she is worried about
the forthcoming initiation. She pre-
fers green stockings rather than red.
Rah! Rah! Rah! Who are we for?
Who is this man of mystery, this
phantom hero of the gridiron? Who?
We exalt him to the stars, we sing
his fame, we worship at his feet,
we bow. Who can this master be?
No one knows. Alas. Perhaps Fred-
erick Oliver will do. He will. Rah!
Rah! Rah!
Phyllis Schnarr is perhaps the only
gifted dramatist in the college. She
is writing a play called, "When the
Bough Breaks." Steps are being-
taken to produce this play in the
gymnasium. Pliyl will play all three
parts; the unbroken bough, the
breaking bough and the broken
bough.
Walter Ziegler has fallen in love
with a straw hat. Yes, he wants to jhe like Maurice Chevalier. He wants j
to go to Paris and gather atmos-1
phere. but each time he mentions his jambition to be like the inimitable!Frenchman, his father says, "I'll jhave none ot' your lip, young man." |
"Sometimes I'm happy," says little jGracie Schmidt; "usually, however,
i feel depressed and run down." An-
swer: "My dear child, keep a stiff
upper lip and think of beautiful !
things. Your grandmother does ap-1
prove of Tommy and I am sure that
all will be right in the end."
Wes Hamilton doesn't go out with
girls. He is so effeminate that he
would rather stay at home and look
in the mirror, watching the chang-
ing color of his eyes. There is not an
unbroken mirror on the fourth floor.
Wesley comes from Hanover.
There has been some discussion
concerning that little wisp of per-
sonified sweetness, Isabel Cherry.
Members of the older school main-
tain that Isabel has a heart of stone
while others say that they believe
she is capable of at least one great
love. At least this dispute was
settled by Ernie, the smiling philan-
thropist, "O, when it comes down to
fine points she's snappy enough."
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WATERLOO COLLEGE(An affiliated College of the University of Western Ontario)
REV. F. B. CLAUSEN, D.D.—President.
PROF. W. C, FROATS, M.A., B. Paed.—Dean of tlie College.
PROF. R. J. E. HIRTLE, M.Sc.—Registrar.
PROF. HANNAH M. HAUG, M.A—Dean of the Women.
REV. C. H. LITTLE, D.D., S.T.D.—Bursar.
Waterloo College offers (a) A General Arts Course leading to
Pass B.A. degree (b) Honor Courses leading to tlie degree of
Honor 8.A., and Specialist's Standing, (c) Courses to M.A. (d)
Courses for Students with Theology in view, (e) Courses preparingMiddle and Upper School students in Greek, German, etc., for Pro-
vincial Departmental Examinations, (112) Extra mural assistance in
German, Greek, Latin, etc. The College offers each year summer
sessions of 7 weeks doing regular college work; examinations for
credits.
The Men's Residence is under the direction of Prof. H.
Schorten, D.D.
Waterloo College Graduatesare found (1) Teaching in the High Schools
and Collegiates of the Province of Ontario. (2) Studying in Osgoode Hall. (3)
Training for High School Teachers. (4) In our Seminary. (S) In the Ministrythroughout Canada and the United States. Pursuing Graduate work leadingto Ph. D. degree in Universities abroad. (7) Pursuing Post Seminary work forB.D. degrees.
For information, please write the College Dean or CollegeRegistrar, Waterloo College, Waterloo, Ontario.
sionary work in the local commu-
nity. A motion carried that the So-
ciety should hold services in the
Freeport Sanitarium and other local
institutions where such work was
needed. The society offered its una-
nimous support in such undertak-
ings. Mr. O. Kononen was in charge
of the devotional* for the evening.
Records Tumble
At College Track
And Field Meet
Lynden Lawson Captures Senior
Championship for Third Consecutive
Year; Ken Miller Wins
Junior and Betty Spohn
Breaks all Marks in the
Co-ed Division.
Lynden Lawson. by winning the
Senior Boys' Championship at The
Field and Track meet at Waterloo
College, held at Waterloo Park on
Wednesday. Oct. 4th, has captured
the Senior Championship for the
third consecutive year. Miss E.
Spohn and Ken Miller were winners
of the Co-eds' and Junior Boys'
Champioit-hips respectively.
The field and track meet certain-
ly was a success for these three
young people. They net 15 new
record."
Betty Spohn, who lia» returned to
Waterloo College for post-graduate
studies, won the eight events avail-
able to the co-eds, and set new re-
cords in each one of them.
Ken Miller collected seven firsts
and two seconds in the Junior Boys'
events. Elvin Legge was marked for
second with 12 points and Alvin
Hartman third with ten.
Ev. Litt .set two new records in
the Senior Boys' division: in the 440
and SBO yd. runs. Litt has been a
contestant at the secondary-schools
meet at Toronto. He qualified for
the 100 yard dash finals, but injured
his ankle and was unable to make
the run. He was a close contestant
to La wson in the 100 yd. dash, only
losing to the champion by a frac-
tion of a second. He, however, de-
feated Lawson in the 220 yd. dash by
a .second. Lawson won firsts in all
of the pit-events, thus winning an
advantage of eight pointe over the
twelve points won by Litt.
The following are the results of
t.'ie meet:
Girls' Events
Standing broad jump -1. E
Spohn; 2, E. Willison; 3. M. Shoe-
maker. distance 6 feet. 7 7-8 inches.
New record. Former mark of 5 feet
10 1-2 inches set by H. Willison in
If31.
100-yard dash —1, E. Spohn; 2. C.
Schmidt; 3. M. Hoelsclier. Time 13
seconds. New record. Former re-
cord of 15 seconds set by L. Pullam
in 1931
Running broad jump—1, E.
Spolin; 2, L. Pullam; 3. E. Willison.
Distance. 11 feet, S 1-2 inches. New
record. Former record of 10 feet set
by L. Pullam in 1931.
220-yard dash—1. E. Spo.hu; 2. W.
Graber; 3. C. Schmidt. Time 33.3
seconds. New record. Former re-
cord of 40 seconds set by L. Pullam
in 1932.
Running high jump—1. E. Spohn;
2, G. Kalbfleisch; 3. .VI. Shoemaker.
Height 4 feet 4 inches. New record.
Former record of 3 feet 10 inches
set by E. Kingman in 1932.
Softball throw —1, E. Spo.hn; 2, W.
Graber; 3, L. Pullam. Distance 140
feet. 3 inches. New record. Former
record of 10S feet set by L. Pullam
in 1931.
Shot put—1, E. Spohn; 2, L>. Pul-
lam; 3. W. Graber. Distance, 27 feet
9 inches. New record. Former re-
cord of 26 feet. 5 inches set by L.
Pullam in 1932.
Hop, step and jump—1. E. Spohn;
2, M. Shoemaker: 3. G. Kalbfleisch.
Distance 28 feet, 2 inches. New re-
cord. Former record of 21 feet, 4 1-2
inches made bv L,. Pullam in 1931
and 1932.
Junior Boys
100-yard das.h—1. Ken Millar, time,
12.4 seconds.
Standing broad jump—1, Ken Mil-
lar; 2. Elvin Legge; 3, Alvin Hart-
man. Distance S feet 4 3-4 inches.
NOTICE RE
STUDENT VOTE
As has been stated in an edi-
torial of this issue of the "Cord",
a student vote will be conduct-
ed by this paper in regard to
Waterloo College playing exhibi-
tion rugby games this season,
as in the past.
The Sports Editor will there-
fore supervise this student vote
in the hall of the first floor on
Tuesday, Oct. 17th during the
following hours: 10.00-
12..00
a.m. and 2.00 - 4.00 p.m. The fol-
lowing are the questions: (1)
Are you in favour of the rugby
team playing exhibition games
this season? (2) Are you, as a
student of Waterloo College,
willing to give your moral sup-
port to the team by as regular
attendance at games as pos-
sible?
The rugby team will be an-
xious to hear the result of this
voting.
Seminarians are also permit-
ted to vote.
Don't forget to cast your vote!
SportComment
The proposed inter-faculty rugby
league with Western Meds, Arte and
Huron College has not materialized
thin year. It i.s .hoped that better
conditions exist next year to make
this possible. The rugby team will,
as in former years, play exhibition
games.
We are all wondering when that
annual 100 yd. dash will be staged
between Malcolm (come forth) Ault
and "Nipper" the Neeb. Last year
"Mac" defeated "Nipper" by the
close margin of five seconds.—"Mac" j
made it in 15 flat. (And How). |"Nipper" couldn't get that knee-ac-
tion. Mac .has that down to perfec-
tion this year.
That lump on "Mac's" upper arm
can't be all air. He won second in
the shot put. What's the matter with
you. "Wes"? Big "Bing" Whittaker
shattered the record by tossing the
iron pill two feet past any former
mark. More push to you next year,
Genzmer!
A team will again be entered in
the Senior Church Basketball
League this year. There have been
several practices, at which several :
new players turned up. With the
addition of these to the old team
Waterloo College can perhaps win
the odd game.
The co-eds will probably have a 1
basketball team this year. They
have been practising for several
weeks under the coaching of G. Ryer-
son Casselman. "Rye" says he has
some wonderful material and will
probably have a first class team.
The centre of the rugby team is
now balanced. "Bing" has a part-
ner in "Wes" Hamilton, who hails
from Hanover. "Wes" is a big man
but "Bing" still has a few pounds on
him. "Wes" is a former Queen's stu-
dent. who got homesick, having to i
get closer to home. Let's see you
plunge that line. "Wes"!
Lawson. Anderson, Litt and Whit- j
taker went to London on Friday to ;
take part in the inter-faculty Field '
and Track Meet. The results were
obtained too late to publish in this
issue of the "Cord".
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He has won many awards in this
field. Wait until he gets out in the j; ministry (yes he's going to be <a jminister). Won't he be able to
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j fire? It'll burn alright!
Girls —Now this is a delicate sub- jject. Perhaps rather than say too jmuch, I'd better not say anything.
Lynden really is tender hearted, so
rather than see a poor weak girl go-
ing some place alone lie usually
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Seminary Notes
Although the preceding issue of
the College Cord contained Seminary
notes, we wish to state that they
ivere very incomplete; This was due
to the fact that the Seminary corres-
pondent, Matthew Lepisto, did not
return this fall and a new corres-
pondent had not been chosen. We
make special mention of this fact
in order to correct any misunder-
standing on the part of our readers
regarding the registration in the
Seminary this year.
Mention was made in the last
issue of one new student, namely.
Julius Turscanyi. Two others also
have registered for the first time,
namely, Karl Knauff and William
Nolting. The reporter, no doubt,
overlooked the fact that the last two
two mentioned were new-comers in
the Seminary because he has been
accustomed to seeing them in the
halls of the institution for quite a
number of years; both were gradu-
ated from Waterloo College last
spring.
■ The total registration in the Semi-
nary now stands at nine; three in
each class. The middler class lost
two of its members in the persons
•of Matthew Lepisto and Alvin Pauli.
At the organization meeting of the
Seminarians the following officers
were elected: Honorary president.
Dr. C. H. Little; president, George
Durst; vice-president. Herman
Twietmeyer; secretary, Karl Knauff;
treasurer, Julius Neff; Seminary
•correspondent, William Nolting.
Dr. Little thanked the Seminarians
for electing him to the position of
honorary-president of the organiza-
tion and urged all students to take
an active part.
The Seminarians have taken the
initiative in the holding of services
at the Freeport Sanitorium and other
institutions where such services are
required. As a result of their efforts
and pleas they have obtained the
whole-hearted support of the mem-
bers of the Cossman-Hayunga mis-
sionary society to carry on this
work. A choir has been organized to
assist and lead in the singing. It is
hoped that this active participation
in missionary work will greatly in-
crease the interest in the missionary
society.
Recent visitors at the institution
were the Reverend Arthur Buelilow
and the Reverend Fred Mueller, both
graduates of last spring. Rev. Bueli-
low is stationed in Gait; Rev. Muel-
ler in Montreal.
"Bing" probably received the best
compliment of his life the other daywhen a dashing co-ed. Ruth Tuerk-
heim, rushing down one of the dark
halls of the college, suddenly
humped into the lad from Williams-
burg.
"Honestly, Bing, I did not see
you!!!"
THRU THE KEYHOLE
"Hi yuh." as Huey Long would
say. Unlike Huey, however, I left
my henchmen at home . . . believing
that the pen is mightier than the
sword.
I certainly hope my victims will,
in their rage at seeing themselves
as I saw them "thru the keyhole",
pick on somebody their own size to
get even with, because I'm writing
about big people this week.
Ever hear of the little (?) boy
who hails from.
..
where is it?.
..
Dr. Locke figures in the background
somewhere...
oh well, I forget the
name of the town. What does it mat-
ter as long as we know that the in-
nocent country boy was city bound.
The city lights certainly must have
gone to his head because he was
seen at the corner of King and
James (Hamilton) in a top coat,
derby, white gloves and yes—he car-
ried a cane. Just when the Hamil-
tonians were really impressed, a
ragged urchin bawled raviously in
the dude's ear, "Just fat!". . .
my
oh my! . . . must have gone the
way of all Flesh. I still think, how-
ever. this fellow will make an excel-
lent half back on our rugby team
and if a gap occurs in our forma-
tion—no one can say he won't do
his best to fill in the said gap.
Imagine motoring to Toronto with
•:. decorative bit of feminity, holding
her hand under a rug and whisper-
ing. "Papa's 'ittle ittums" or some
such sweet nothing in her shell-like
auricle, and then as they neared the
city and the rug slipped, the holder
found himself "hand in glove" with
. . . Mac. .Did his heart beat!.
. .
no, but I'll bet Mac's did. And poor
Mac is so bashful . . . never mind
Mac, I'll manage that introduction
yet. Yes. fellows, he wants to meet
one of the new co-eds. So beware
he doesn't put one over on you.
The author of "Dusting the Ar-
chives" must have shaken a shelf-
fill of dust on himself in resurrecting
Herman Scherbarth's "Past, Present
and Future", or how do you account
for his trip to Lion's Head over the
Thanksgiving week-end. Imagine
going to such a nerve-racking place
in search of big game and coming
back grinning sheepishly like Slim
Summerville himself and trailing,
instead of a lion, a few miserable,
gasping suckers and perch. Oh well,
they say there's a sucker born every
minute so somebody's got to catch
them, but what beats me is why so
many are still left.
The inevitable has happened. A
perfectly tame Junior has suddenly
gone haywire taking a Freshette out
to see the bright lights of Kitchener.
You see her eyes were only accus-
tomed to Stratford candle-power—
so she certainly is thrilled. I won-
der if he will follow George Washing-
ton's example and ask her to cross
the Delaware with him?
The orchids go to Mac this week,
because, even if Mac does yell at
two ill the morning when Fritz is
doctoring him up, he certainly can
take it; and he proved himself an
all round fellow by treating a few
tired Froeh to supper the night of
the Initiation when they were strand- j
ed downtown without a cent.
I'll be seein' you. j
6 THE COLLEGE CORD
DUSTING THE ARCHIVES
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University of Western OntarioLondon Canada
The University of Western Ontario was founded in 1878;
is co-educational and undenominational; is under provincial,
municipal and public control; is supported by municipal and
provincial grants, endowment funds and students' fees. The
University has three faculties and five affiliated colleges. The
courses offered cover Arts (languages, history, mathematics, etc.)
natural science, business administration, secretarial science,
medical science, public health, etc. Degrees are 8.A., B.Sc.,
LL.B., M.A., M.Sc., M.D., D.P.H. and C.P.H.N.
In 1932-33 there were 1,764 students enrolled and 292
degrees granted.
Waterloo College is affiliated.
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2. In going into the dining hall
Freshmen are required to wait at
the entrance till all their uyper ciaee-
men have entered.
3. Freshies must be willing at all
timed to carry out the wishes of up-
per classmen.
4. Fresliettes must keep the
shelves in the girl's room tidy at
all timers.
5. Freshmen must undertake to
set out and put away the chairs for
Athenaeum or any like occasion.
6. In the dining hall Freshies must
not sit down till all upper classmen
are seated.
"Now, please, may we have our
presents?" asked the trusting Frosh.
Sly glances were exchanged
among the so called "upper class-
men" as thirty-six serviceable bibs
of superior quality were produced.
Engraved upon each one in large
block leters was the word.
"FRESHIE".
"The upper classmen." said Skel-
ton. "were unanimous in the selec-
tion of this unusual wearing apparel
for two good reasons. Firstly, these
bibs are unusual enough to draw at-
tention to the wearer and hence
serve as a minor form of initiation.
Also, they will save the upper class-
men from being slobbered upon
while over-zealous Freshmen are in
the process of fawning."
"Now", said the master of cere-
monies, "since you have accepted
such valuable and useful articles of
raiment, it is only fitting that you
pay for them. The price is ten cents
per bib."
That evening two Frosh were over-
heard in stealthy conversation. Said
one to the other, "Are you going to
sleep with your bib on, to-night?"
Replied the first, "I should say not.
W.hy, do you know. I'm going to
splash ink on mine for revenge."
Literary News
United In Marriage
By Rev. H. Schorten
Ceremony held in College Chapel
During Vacation.
Mr. John C. Herbert, a graduate
of the Class ot' '29, and Helen Eliza-
beth Taylor were married in the
Chapel of his Alma Mater on August
•r
>. 1933. by the Hon. Pre*, of Class
'29. Rev. H, Schorten. Miss Grace
Bennet Taylor acted as bridesmaid
and Albert D. Herbert supported the
groom.
Many students. Professors and
graduates were present at the cere-
mony and gave the happy couple a
loyal send-off.
The altar was fittingly decorated
with huge bouquets of golden glow
and palms and the beautiful new
altar cover, which was made and do-
nated to the College and Seminary
by Mrs. F. B. Clausen, was used for
the first time on this occasion.
Penalty Inflicted
On Daring Freshette
Taken For A Ride On Kitchener
Street-car.
Freshmen, you can't escape the
Sophomores. Sooner of later they
always get their man—or woman,
as it was this time. One Freshette
thought she had escaped—oh, so
nicely! 'Twas on that fatal Wed-
nesday when —but we anticipate. j'Twas Wednesday anyway, Oct. sth.
Waterloo College had gathered, then,
her Beauty and her Chivalry—at Wa-
terloo Park. Freshmen were there,
resplendent in green bibs; Fresh-
ettes too. similar green bibs de-
murely tucked under saucy chins;
and Upper Classmen. Those Upper
Classmen, they seemed particularly
alert that day. They watched each
Freshie so furtively, or was it pity-
ingly? or maybe it was maliciously.
At any rate, they were watching.
And one Freshette whose street at-
tire proclaimed her as superior to
those of her classmates who tore
about inelegantly in gym togs—su-
perior and above such childish pur-
suits —decided that she would attend
the theatre. She tried to leave, but
those Sophomores requested, urged,
begged, commanded her to stay. She
did—until a car hove into sight, a
car piloted by a young gentleman,
un de ses amis. The Sophomores
weren't looking, and she left—l-eft
her fellow classmates to pull that
awful tire wagon all the way down
that awfully long street in those aw-
ful gym togs, to the accompaniment
of such awful jeers and laughs from
their superiors—the Upper Class-
men.
Thursday morning this wary
Freshette came to school, prepared
for the worst. Nothing happened.
She stayed at school all day. No-
thing happened. She walked home
in the evening. Still nothing hap-
pened. "Ho. ho," cried the other
Freshmen, "her daring has cowed
the Sophomores. Hail, leader! Help
us to avenge ourselves, O Thou brav-
est of the brave!" And the Freshette
serenely smiling, gave her advice.
She came to school again Friday
morning. Nothing happened. Noon
came. Nothing happened. Three
o'clock, and something did happen—-
but not to her—rather because of
her. For now, there IT stood in the
lower hall, the work of her hands.
the fruit of her brain, the idea of the
.sole Freshette who had been clever
enough to outwit the Sophomores.
IT was a dummy, a very handsome
dummy, a plump and substantial
dummy, and gaily festooning the
dummy were—oh Sophomores, be-
hold!—the bibs, the beautiful green
bibs of the Freshmen.
But now, the foe. they come!
they come! Two Sophomores, smil-
ing female Sophomores and a male
Junior (?) sailed up majestically.
"Won't you come with us," they
asked pleasantly. And go she did.
She had to; but not until her purse
was confiscated and pennies were—
but we will explain that later. A
presentiment of evil —just a presen-
timent-flitted through the Fresh-
ette's brain. "Mother, mother," she
cried, but mother turned a deaf ear.
And now those Sophomores led her
down to the street-car, put her on
that street-car. minus a purse, minus
a ticket, but the proud (?) possessor
of five pennies—But those pennies!
One was in her handkerchief secure-
ly tied up: one in her scarf, well
knotted in; and—oh horrors! three
were in her shoe. One by one she
extricated them. One by one she
dropped them into the fare box. But
the worst was yet to come.
The car was gradually filling. The
Sophomores beamed even more ec-
statically. The larger the audience
the better. And now Miss Freshette
was ordered, commanded, exhorted
to read aloud all those charming
little posters one finds on street-care.
"Buckley's mixture acts like a
flash." (The Freshette had the auda-
city to add. "just like the Sopho-
mores.") "The New Chocolate-coat-
ed Mint." etc. You know the type.
Some of them even boasted bits of
poetry. And the Freshette had am-
pie opportunity to show her rhetori-
cal ability. And 011 and on, one ad
after another, poetry and prose, the
poor Freshette read—but then she
escaped;—at Queen street she es-
caped, escaped those wary Sopho-
mores; escaped to the street and
was soon lost to view at the bend
in the road. Lackaday!
During a lecture in Psychology
21:
Prof. Henkel: "What is the
occult?"
Rye: "Things mysterious, spirits,
ghosts, the life beyond"
Hamm (profoundly) : "Et cetera."
Dietsche was out walking with a
little girl the other day at noon.
He aaked her the difference between
pride and vanity.
After considerable thought she re-
plied: "Pride means. 'I don't think
much of you'; vanity means, 'what
do you think of me.' "
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The Frosh " :\Iy name is Hartman," the young
man said; "my parents call me Alvin." Ahmen. Tl:!is lad hails from Erbsville. the town where the pavement ends. Alvin is a true nature
THE SUBCONSCIOUS
. (Continued from Page 3) I ''hen Jane slipped in, she found
the house silent, but was surprised to see :\1r.s. Lane listening intentlv outGide John's door. ~m. Lan~ beckoned. In astoni.:h Jane
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(Con tinned from Page 5) 220-yarcl dash 1, Ken Millar; 2,
Elvin Legge; 3, Alvin Hartman. Time 28.8. r3econcl.o.
Running broad jump-1, Ken MilJar; 2. Alvin Hartman; 3, ID!vin Legge. Distance, 15 feet 8 inches .
Shot put-1. Alvin Hartm:m; 2, Ken :\1illar. Di.stance 35 feet, 11 1-4 inche-s.
440-yard dash-1. Ken ~illar; 2. Elvin Legge; 3, Alvin Hartman. Time. 1 minute 13 Geconcls .
Running high jump 1. Ken ~illa.r; 2. Alvin Hartm-:w. Height 4 feet 9 inches.
880-yarcl run-1. Ken ~illar; 2 El·;in Legge. Time 3 minutes .2 .second.o. Running hop .. :;;tep and jump-1, Elvin Legge; 2, Ken :\1illar; 3, Alvin Hartman. Distance 31 feet 4 3-4
ALUMNI Discords !By "='Iosey Eel")
:--Iorm Berner wa.s grieving ov ..
The queston is often raised, "What the recent Geating arrangement ' !.Jappenecl to the Alumni column." the boarding club: The anr3wer is- It died like the back "Two of the bigge.st eater.:; in th fence, goe.sip. from Jack of news. college-and I have to sit betwee Surely it cannot be because of Jack them!" of literary ·J bi!ity-Ghade.s of Klinck, Kalbflei..;ch. Roberts and their suc- Her father: "So you wish to mam cessom, and Gtill there is news-we my daughter. \Vhat are your fina · never Geem to be able to find enough cia! pro.3pects?" time at the Reunions to talk about Aksim (eagerly): "I don't kno the events of the par3t yar. Let's be .;ir. Er- please tell me."
[r·:wk with ourEelvro- we are inclivid ually too Ia zy to dash off a word EOW and then, which truly is a Gad condition.
Fre~hman to Alice: "Say, Alic, why can't a hen lay a loaf qf bread?"
Alice (stammering in a horrifit tane) : ' ·Why, I don't know."
inche,;. Senior Boys good . but he ha<5tens to ·3.Bt3ure you Freshman: "Because it hasn't~ t
I th t · · the crust." 100-yarcl daelJ-1, Lynden Law.3on; a an~· newtS Geno us, spicy, or
2. Ev. Litt ; 3. Bill Bean. Time 10.5 otherwi.3e addressed to the Alumni r;eco ncl s. Editor. "College Corel'", will receive Pat (to little Johnny Schultz!
Opposite the CapitoL Standing broad jump-1, Lynden ."li•3 tender care. L:tw<:>on; 2. Gtaham Campbell; 3,
"D<ln't you drink coffee? Yo
There is another angle-for the ; houlcl."' LIGHT LUNCHES Otto Reble. Di-3tance 9 feet. 5 1-4
After Theatre Suppen l inches. ~ew records. Former rec- more 1iterar~· minded. Did you ever orcl of 9 feet 2 inche.; establ ir;hed bv re·:t lize that through the columns of
Jack: "Why?"'
Jones & Thompson, Mgn!. I L L · 19?? · ~-------------- awson m " ~ · thio3 paper you are offered an unri-
Pat: "It would stunt your growth Ja~k: "Too late now."
1 220-yarcl cla.;h- 1. . Ev. Litt;. 2. vallecl opportunity to see your work ------------, 1 Lynden Lawaon; 3. Bill Bean. T1me f t 1 b f · t· '"ee1J the [ai·nlei"' " SOil '1ad tak 23.5. · I u ar ,3preac e ore an apprec1a 1ve ·' . "' , ..
TWIN CITY R ·
1 1 [•ublic \Y e have n1e11 and ,,·omen en- ·:t long walk through the hot coun
unmng Jroac jump--1, Lynden ' · . . Law3on; 2. Grah·3. m Campbell; 3. Ev. gaged 111 nearly every profeeswn. try roado3 to call on the lady of h
LAUNDRy Litt. Distance 19 feet 8 incher3. Xew I ::\ow you minieter ·, school teachers dream., this <:>ummer. For a Ion 1 ecord . Former record of 16 feet 8 a ncl 1a wYe .. ; . .'low about an ilium in- time they o>at silent side by oide o
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inch€•3 .-.;et hy L. Lawson in 1932. 1 ating ai:ticle on your pet hobby. the bench outo3ide the cottage whe · Here i.; your opportunity-don't be .;he Jh·ecl. The evening wore on an bashful! the moon came up. It had its effec1
The Editor of thi.s column hopes and :\'eeb sidled up close to he
Shot put-1. Bing \Vl!ittaker; 2, .\lac Ault; 3, Wes. Hamilton. Di.:;tance 42 feet 10 1-2 in ciles. ='lew record. Former r ecord of 40 feet 10 iuche.; set by George Orth in 1931. in a succeeding edition to publish and took her hand in his. Thu,.;
440-yarcl dn·>h- -1. Ev. Litt ; 2, Otto the J.:ttest aclclrei;ses and occupation•> began: I{eble; 3. Bill Be·:tn. Time 55.4 i;e::;- ::Jf all the Alumni. Succ£,·,; depend.; "Yn .r know. I've got a nice !itt ::Jllcl'l. :\ew record. Former rec::Jrd of 1 minute.; 5 seconds ,;et by R. Ruch tq;on the co·operation of all mem- larm of my own coming to me. a
1 ii! 1~31. b:=rs. ][ you have moved ::JI" made two ilor.;e.; and a wagon. and a r
Running high jump- 1. Lynden s ny chang-er;. will you kindly drop · .. ncl a pig and GOme hen.;- " L1.w.:;on; 2. Joe AnclerGon; 3, Ernie 2. lint! to the J<;ditor. Alumni Column. Here he was interrupted by th Goman. Heigh~ 5 feet 1 inch. :\'ew College Corel. W·3.terloo, Ont. ; irl"~ mot.'Jer. who had ju<:>t awaken
~~2coi~cl~h!o~~:~~~~ 1~e~~o~~l ~iii t~ei 9~i ---\Y--- ed. and c. R eble in 1932. FROSH MAKE TREK ''!t;;
that young man o' yours the
PolP vault· - 1. L1·nden Lawsou· ?
\Yes Hamilton ; 3. Er!1ie Gon~a~~: Height 8 feet 6 inc:.'Je,;. ='lew record. Former record or 8. feet 3 inc~e.~
(Con tin nen from Page t r
Hur· would have. owing to inferior ho me power. l t is believed that the
p>:: ?"" Back came the answer: ":\"o. ma; but he'G getting there
made by L . La ;y,;::Jn in 1!!31. I SSO y·.Hd run-1. Ev. Litt; 2, Erni e. Frosh •3re not ma.3ticator,, of grape Fr eshie.3 are, the 1933 Fro·;h altemr' 1 Go man; 3. Garland Hallman. Time nut•3 because the old fire wagon ed a [·J.tal "get a way" at one oft
1----------------t 2 minute.; 28.8 .;econcls. :-lew record . needed the odd automobile puGh. c:c·rner.;. Legge made a valiant effr" ::\ow we know. "people wit!.1 pull" to "leg'" it up an alley but :\fac, aft
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bave Jots of "push". admini.;ter ing ·J. few nobl e kicks Ia· Citizens of the Twin Citieo3 got a the Celibate.; if they remember u
t r eat wh en they .;aw Gix feet six Ault Kick., ). lett the poor Frosh wi; inche-; of l'ircile . Iong·1imbecl man- h:Hclly a leg to .;tancl on. !J::>od tri11ping the light fanta.3tic Even Litt was bold enough tot. ·J.t the heJ.d of tile proceasion with tor a chance at freedom and w
five feet ot rlainty feminity. Jack heard to call weakly to a pa.;••in. grimly held a tomato-red umbrella milkman, "Hey, c·3.n you give me over his companion and himGelf bottle or milk." ... tsk, tsk ... want while he muttered, Durante fa.ohion, ed to get "lit". eh? W.':J.o said he "li "Am I n1ortified!" Doris, 'vhose out. Of co urse he didn't. Our edit .;chool-girl complexion made the um- had him 0 terrified that he hard
, brella look like a was!.Jecl out pink knew eno ugh to come in out of, color. wa.; speechless. The eare of rain-ye.; it wa.s pouring by the tirr this duet .;erved a., beacons to the we got to the City Hall. followers. Being as fresh ae all
, Former record of 3 minutee 9 seconds
IJL2cle b1· K Kn2uff in 1931.
Runninz. hop. Gtep and jump-1,
I Lynd e n L~ \I· son; 2. :\1ac Ault; 3. Otto H. eble. Distance 36 feet 7 inche~.
Oh it was a royal procee.oion • right with the two representativ· from the HouGe of Hanover.
Flaehecl all their ankleo3 tl1ere Fla<>hed as they went through ai \\'hat will collegians not dare Frosh to enBnare?
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