Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO - TV Tonight · 11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG The Ultimate Duel Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes 11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Nov 13, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Atlantic Inferno

Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred's New Job

With the baby coming, Fred tries to get a raise from his boss.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Poet's Storybook/Where The Wild Smurfs Are

Magic makes all the things in Poet's story book happen in reality despite that not being his intention.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G

Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Lazlo Loves a Parade / Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me, Samson

Lazlo is determined to make the best float for the Prickly Pines parade and ends up in a fierce competition with the Squirrel Scouts.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

I Am Octus

When a gaseous Mutraddi creature infects everyone except for Octus, he must find the monster that is causing others to be very sick.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Gorillas In Our Midst!

Gorilla Grodd and his super secret ape alliance replaced Gotham's entire human population with gorillas. Batman teams with Detective Chipm, B'Wana Beast and Vixen to thwart the mad Grodd's plans.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

The Hunter

A vigilante E.V.O. hunter turns his sights on Rex. Using his popularity with the common man, Hunter Cain makes Rex a pariah. It almost succeeds in convincing Rex to give up on what he does best, but that's not enough for the Hunter. He won't rest until Rex is dead.


10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Inside Man

Ben and company rescue Tyler, a runaway prisoner of the DNAliens while trying to stop them from completing the Jump Gate.


11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

The Ultimate Duel

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes

11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brainwashed - Part 2: I Am Not A Hat

The Brain and Pinky escape from the land of Hats, but find someone is still after them as they try to save the world from an evil dance, the Schmeerskahoven.

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

I Lost My Self In Us

Fresh from her breakup with Jay, Whitney questions whether she made the right decision to leave her life in Los Angeles and move to Manhattan.

12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 Aloe Blacc at the New Motion Party TB

Aloe Blacc at the New Motion Party

The New Motion Party will be celebrating cutting edge music with headlining performances from Aloe Blacc in acoustic mode, and the charismatic Marvin Priest, followed by a DJ set from Ruby Rose.

13:30 PICTURE THIS WITH QUICKFLIX TB

14:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wonder Woman

Mike finally finds the perfect woman in Laurie. Carter and Stuart try to find out what James does during his lunch hour, so they decide to follow him.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck


The Goodbye Girl

Michael tries to dissuade the Mayor from a relationship with a younger woman. Meanwhile, Paul is acting as Michael's assistant, and enjoying it so much that he can't bring himself to hire the best candidate for the job.



The Heat Of The Day

Carter is arrested when he's mistaken for a mugger while jogging in Central Park. Paul becomes paranoid that he is a racist. James struggles to pull off a successful date with the new supply girl.


15:30 THE BACHELOR PG

Stephanie has a touching reunion with her child, a charity group date raises body heat, Jason flies one woman to Las Vegas and one bachelorette runs out of the rose ceremony.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

17:30 SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC Captioned Repeat WS PG

Double Agent

Another battle takes place on Redemption Island in a challenge involving keys and locks to determine who stays in the game and who goes home.

18:30 TEEN MUM PG

Standing Up

Farrah starts focusing on being a better mum; Catelynn learns her boyfriend's dad may be going to jail; Maci continues to have problems with her boyfriend; and Amber faces her fears and puts her baby in day care.


19:30 THE MIDDLE Repeat WS PG

Super Sunday

Brick gets Mike to teach him football terminology so he can be conversant by Super Bowl Sunday, which irks Axl, who loves being Mike's football buddy. Sue's ex-boyfriend Brad asks to be her partner in a square-dancing event and Frankie is sent to a managerial seminar.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Toast Derivation

Sheldon struggles to cope when he realizes it's actually Leonard who is the center of their social group.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 2012 2009 Captioned WS M

2012

When a global cataclysm thrusts the world into chaos, divorced writer and father Jackson joins the race to ensure that humankind is not completely wiped out.

Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt, Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:50 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Chuck and Blair decide it's in both of their best interests to put the past behind them and end their vindictive games. Nate confronts Juliet.

Starring: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford, Taylor Momsen, Ed Westwick, Kristen Bell


00:40 MISS POPULARITY WS PG

10 New Zealand women are flown to a luxury hotel in Australia for a beauty contest - or so they believe. Instead they find themselves dumped in the middle of the Australian outback, where each week some of the girls are to be nominated for a public vote before the entire community where they must plead for the townspeople's vote. The losers will find them selves sent home, eventually leaving one of them to be crowned the winner.


01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Baghdad 911

The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Where's Poppa?

When Maya is attracted to the son of an old family friend, Jack worries that he might actually be her brother.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA

Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Heels On Wheels

Kelly buys a motorcycle to put some fun back into her life, but disaster strikes when Al decides to take the bike out for a spin.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley


Foxy Grandma

Wanting to help Wilma, Fred unknowingly hires a bank robber to be their housekeeper.

Mon Nov 14, 2011

06:00 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat PG

In the Land of Ooo, a human boy and his magical dog friend set out to become righteous adventurers.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Decoy

To distract Betti from her search for the newly-found Guardian, Veronica sets herself up as a decoy in Techno World.


Brainwashed - Part 2: I Am Not A Hat

The Brain and Pinky escape from the land of Hats, but find someone is still after them as they try to save the world from an evil dance, the Schmeerskahoven.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

The Team Unites

Five Teenagers are asked to help save the world by a weird being called Zoltar after they fend off a bunch of Bullies at a local Bowling Alley.


08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures

Visiting a Hollywood studio theme park, Ben discovers his alien heroes have been ripped off and are starring in a lame network cartoon.



Poet's Storybook/Where The Wild Smurfs Are

Magic makes all the things in Poet's story book happen in reality despite that not being his intention.


Fred's New Job


09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master The Weakling

During a physical fitness course, Jeannie gives the tough Navy officer the personality of his mother. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Repo Man

The Dukes inadvertently uncover a counterfeiting ring when they try to buy one of racer Richard Petty's wrecks from Hazzard's dishonest used car dealer.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 TEEN MUM Repeat PG

Standing Up

Farrah starts focusing on being a better mum; Catelynn learns her boyfriend's dad may be going to jail; Maci continues to have problems with her boyfriend; and Amber faces her fears and puts her baby in day care.


12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Be It Ever So Mortgaged

Darrin is buying a new house and wants Samantha to check it out. So Samantha and Endora go to the house and have a lot of fun rearranging the place with magic. Stars Dick York, Elizabeth Montgomery and Agnes Moorehead.


Paul Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The Mayor asks Mike to act as his divorce lawyer, but Mike finds himself attracted to his opponent, Laurie Parres. Meanwhile, the press thinks Paul has suffered a nervous breakdown, so Mike enlists a psychiatrist to pronounce him sane. But his plans go awry when the doctor unexpectedly commits Paul to an institution.


13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Opera

A simple night turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera, unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA



Mr. Empty Pants

Peggy is inspired to dub her cartoon creation of Al "Mr Empty Pants" and sends it into "Modern Gal Weekly", but after Al complains that people are laughing at him wherever he goes Peggy finally explains about her caricature and Al demands that it stop, until he is asked to be centerfold in Playgirl Magazine.



Erlene And Boo

When her younger sister arrives in town, Nina ends up being ignored.



The Team Unites

Five Teenagers are asked to help save the world by a weird being called Zoltar after they fend off a bunch of Bullies at a local Bowling Alley.


16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG



Under Wraps

Feeling his grandkids need to know the value of "hard work," Max takes them to a farm that puts city kids to work.



Porn In The U.S.A.

When Mike's new girlfriend, Laurie, bonds with Nikki, Mike has to compete with his own staffer for Laurie's attention and free time. Meanwhile, Paul's bombshell Mum dazzles his co-workers when she visits the office; and the Mayor is in a mess over an X-rated video.

Starring: Raquel Welch, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck


Hip Hippie

Jeannie blinks up a music group when Dr. Bellow's wife assigns the job to Tony Nelson. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.


It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients. The client brings his own date but advances on Samantha when he gets drunk. To teach him a lesson in respect, Samantha turns him into a dog. Stars Dick York, Elizabeth Montgomery and Anges Marehead.


The Opera

A simple night turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera, unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Charlie and Jake convince Alan to have a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones


19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG

From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy, James and Richard attempt to answer one of the world�s great unanswered questions: is it possible to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it is does on land? They have each come up with their own unique design, but will any of them actually work?

21:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Work Experience

It�s work experience week at school, and whilst Jay has sorted out something for him at Simon at his dad�s plant hire there�s been a mix up with Will and Neil that means Neil�s at a paper and Will is at a garage.

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes

21:30 HANCOCK 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M

Hancock

Well-intentioned but hard-living, edgy, sarcastic and misunderstood, Hancock is not your everyday superhero. His heroics, while they might get the job done and save lives, always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. Having fallen out of favor with the public, things don�t look good for Hancock � until he saves the life of a PR executive.

Starring: William Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Jae Head

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:30 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus The Dream Job

Chuck's life takes fortunate turns: Not only does his long-estranged father return, but Chuck scores a coveted job with Ted Roark, a heroic figure in his life. But there may be more to both of these men than meets the eye.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster


00:30 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus The First Kill

When Chuck's father is abducted by Fulcrum forces, Chuck attempts to rescue him by putting his faith in a most unlikely person---his double-crossing ex-girlfriend, Jill.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster



The Tanning Booth Incident

While Dangle recuperates in hospital from an overly long tanning session, the fellow officers visit him and make ample use of his incapacitation to share their feelings and thoughts.



Home Shopping.


Erlene And Boo

When her younger sister arrives in town, Nina ends up being ignored.


04:30 TMZ Repeat NA



Mr. Empty Pants

Peggy is inspired to dub her cartoon creation of Al "Mr Empty Pants" and sends it into "Modern Gal Weekly", but after Al complains that people are laughing at him wherever he goes Peggy finally explains about her caricature and Al demands that it stop, until he is asked to be centerfold in Playgirl Magazine.



Fred's New Job


Tue Nov 15, 2011




Too Many Chiefs

Jeremy convinces Ben that Veronica must still be alive. Ben sets off to find her but is lured into a trap.


Brainwashed - Part 3: Wash Harder

Pinky and The Brain unmask the culprit behind that evil, mind numbing dance, the Schmeerskahoven, and save the world.


Deal With a Nighlok

The Blue and Pink Ranger fend off an evil Nighlok that is forcing a young boy to give up his dream of playing baseball.



Under Wraps

Feeling his grandkids need to know the value of "hard work," Max takes them to a farm that puts city kids to work.



Little Big Smurf/A Hole In Smurf

The Smurf Village gets eaten out of houses and homes when an oversized Snappy arrives.


The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born.


Hip Hippie

Jeannie blinks up a music group when Dr. Bellow's wife assigns the job to Tony Nelson. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.


High Octane

The Dukes fire up Jesse's old still to enter his moonshine as a fossil fuel substitute in a contest worth $20,000.


11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Terror On Ward One

The entire team go undercover to discover the truth behind a malpractice suit in which a man died in a hospital. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.


It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients. The client brings his own date but advances on Samantha when he gets drunk. To teach him a lesson in respect, Samantha turns him into a dog. Stars Dick York, Elizabeth Montgomery and Anges Marehead.


Porn In The U.S.A.

When Mike's new girlfriend, Laurie, bonds with Nikki, Mike has to compete with his own staffer for Laurie's attention and free time. Meanwhile, Paul's bombshell Mum dazzles his co-workers when she visits the office; and the Mayor is in a mess over an X-rated video.

Starring: Raquel Welch, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck


The Virgin

A procrastinating Jerry and George strain to think of an idea for a TV series just hours before meeting with impatient network honchos. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.



14:00 TMZ NA



You Can't Miss

Bud's television appearance on "You Can't Miss", a game show, where you can win a date with a beautiful girl, is successful to everyone's surprise when Candy chooses Bud for her date.



Fanny Finch

Finch tries to engineer a romance between his mother and Jack; Elliott and Maya team up to revive the career of a famous photographer.



Deal With a Nighlok

The Blue and Pink Ranger fend off an evil Nighlok that is forcing a young boy to give up his dream of playing baseball.





The Unnaturals

When Ben attends the Little League World Series because his home team happens to be playing, he discovers that their opponents in the final are actually robots posing as kids.



Wonder Woman



17:00 THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Captioned Repeat WS TB

The final five are tested in a performance challenge with guest celebrities Lara Bingle, Jono Coleman, and Catriona Rowntree.


The Virgin

A procrastinating Jerry and George strain to think of an idea for a TV series just hours before meeting with impatient network honchos. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.


Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.






Jeremy races James and Richard from Alba in northern Italy to the top of the NatWest Tower in London. Richard tests the Marcos on the Top Gear track. Guest stars former Formula One World Champion.

20:30 MR. & MRS. SMITH 2004 Captioned Repeat WS M

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Seemingly ordinary suburbanites John and Jane Smith are stuck in a marriage rut until the truth behind their secret identity comes out. They are both lethal and highly paid assassins working for rival organisations and when they discover they are each other's next target, their lives collide in an explosive mix of non-stop action and wicked comedy that gives all new meaning to "Till death do us part!"

Starring: Doug Liman, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Greg Ellis

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References




The losing team face the boardroom grilling and one will be fired.

00:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

01:00 ROCK RIVALS WS M

Luke and Bethany bond over the damages involved in taking part in the show, but while Bethany is excelling in the competition, Luke has gone off the rails. Mal goes on the offensive and tries to sabotage some of the other acts.

Cons.Advice: Drug Use


Home Shopping.


Fanny Finch

Finch tries to engineer a romance between his mother and Jack; Elliott and Maya team up to revive the career of a famous photographer.


04:30 TMZ Repeat NA



You Can't Miss

Bud's television appearance on "You Can't Miss", a game show, where you can win a date with a beautiful girl, is successful to everyone's surprise when Candy chooses Bud for her date.



The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born.

Wed Nov 16, 2011




Ex-Ben

Betti disguises herself as Veronica and goes to Ben's world, determined to find the mystery Guardian.


Star Warners

Pinky, The Brain and the Animaniacs star in a parody of "Star Wars."


Day Off

Despite Master Ji's insistence that he take a day off, Jayden becomes consumed with perfecting a new samurai power disc.



The Unnaturals

When Ben attends the Little League World Series because his home team happens to be playing, he discovers that their opponents in the final are actually robots posing as kids.



Bad Luck Smurfs/Stop And Go Smurfs

The Smurfs suffer some bad luck when Gargamel captures Lady Luck.


Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home.


Everybody's A Movie Star

A movie is being made at the Space Center with Tony and Roger and Jeannie gets involved. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.


Swamp Molly

Jesse's old moon shining friend Swamp Molly brings a truckload of trouble to the Duke family.



Dancing In The Dark

The lonely widow of a Baseball Hall of Fame is blackmailed after a short affair with a gigolo and Charlie's Angels are called in to investigate. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.


Mother Meet What's His Name

The Stephens' neighbours are convinced that strange things are happening next door, so with their sons they decide to welcome Samantha to the community, and to humiliate her when possible. However Endora has some tricks of her own. Stars Dick York, Elizabeth Montgomery and Anges Marehead.


Wonder Woman




The Airport

On a flight home, Jerry parties in first class with a beautiful woman while Elaine suffers in a cramped coach seat. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.



14:00 TMZ NA



Peggy And The Pirates

While reading a romance novel, Peg fantasizes that she is a lady in distress and Al is the pirate who saves her.



Sugar Momma

A celebrated romance novelist plies Finch with toys in exchange for sex; Nina's harsh critique of a disabled star's wardrobe brings some unwanted publicity.



Day Off

Despite Master Ji's insistence that he take a day off, Jayden becomes consumed with perfecting a new samurai power disc.





Monster Weather

Max takes the kids to a drought-stricken Chicago to see his favourite golden-oldie band perform at a huge music festival.



The Goodbye Girl






Help, Help, Don't Save Me

Darrin is thrown in for a loop trying to find a perfect slogan for a soup account. Samantha gives him an idea but he accuses her of using witchcraft and submits his own idea, however it is rejected. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.


The Airport

On a flight home, Jerry parties in first class with a beautiful woman while Elaine suffers in a cramped coach seat. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.


I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty cheques come in, and now he must go on a budget.





19:30 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

After the Lovin'

Mike comes on too strong after spending the weekend with Molly, and takes Carl's advice to play it cool.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon


20:00 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mike Snores

Molly is troubled by Mike's snoring problem.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon


20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Walnuts And Demerol

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones



The Prestidigitation Approximation

Leonard must choose between new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Meanwhile, Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick.



21:30 UNDERWORLD 2003 Captioned Repeat WS AV

Underworld

Vampires and werewolves have waged a nocturnal war against each other for centuries. But all bets are off when a female vampire warrior becomes chummy with a peace-loving male werewolf.

Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane Brolly

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Good Times With Weapons

The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 V Captioned Repeat WS M

Birth Pangs

Erica goes to Hong Kong to strike a blow against Anna; Tyler may be useless to Anna; Diana bonds with Lisa.

Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure



Wiegel's Dad Returns

Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.



Home Shopping.


Sugar Momma

A celebrated romance novelist plies Finch with toys in exchange for sex; Nina's harsh critique of a disabled star's wardrobe brings some unwanted publicity.


04:30 TMZ Repeat NA



Peggy And The Pirates

While reading a romance novel, Peg fantasizes that she is a lady in distress and Al is the pirate who saves her.



Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home.

Thu Nov 17, 2011




Dad Meets Dad

Ben recruits Jeremy and Stefan to help fight Betti, but the two dads immediately lock horns the moment they meet each other.


To Russia...With Lab Mice/Hickory Dickory Bonk

To facilitate The Brain's latest plan, he and Pinky ship themselves to Russia, where they become involved in a James Bond-style adventure.


Sticks & Stones

An evil Nighlok with the ability to insult people wrecks havoc on the city and the Power Rangers.



Monster Weather

Max takes the kids to a drought-stricken Chicago to see his favourite golden-oldie band perform at a huge music festival.



Gargamel's Second Childhood/Poltersmurf

Gargamel and Scruple switch ages bringing a strange day to Smurf village.


Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.


Who Are You Calling A Genie

Jeannie loses her memory while at NASA and Tony has to rescue her from the authorities. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.


Luke's Love Story

A lady driver wins a spot in the Annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby, and Luke flirts with her and disaster as they tackle the course.



I Will Be Remembered

Aging actress Gloria Gibson seems to be losing her mind, reliving death scenes from her old movies. Charlie's Angels enter the case. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.


Help, Help, Don't Save Me

Darrin is thrown in for a loop trying to find a perfect slogan for a soup account. Samantha gives him an idea but he accuses her of using witchcraft and submits his own idea, however it is rejected. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.


The Goodbye Girl




The Movie

A comedy of errors kicks in when Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.



14:00 TMZ NA



Go For The Old

Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theatre cashier gives him a senior citizen's discount.



Maya Stops Thinking

Maya discovers that her one-night stand has been hired to work at Blush.



Sticks & Stones

An evil Nighlok with the ability to insult people wrecks havoc on the city and the Power Rangers.





The Return - Part 1

Ben, Gwen and Max investigate the fact that the latest shuttle launch has been delayed by a freak purple lightning storm.



The Heat Of The Day




Down to the final four, the toughest challenge yet when the losing celebrities return to fire things up.


The Movie

A comedy of errors kicks in when Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.


Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick (Part 1)

Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones




19:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Winter Wipeout: Baby It's Blob Outside

24 thrill seekers must endure the Wipeout obstacle course with a winter theme. This time obstacles will include the Spinning Ski Lift, Snowplow Sweeper and Big Balls with a new twist, the Snow-tivator.

20:30 $#*! MY DAD SAYS Captioned WS M

Lock and Load

With a burglar on the loose, Ed runs for his gun, but Rosemary shoots the idea down. Vince and Bonnie seek some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.

Starring: William Shatner, Jonathan Sadowski, Will Sasso, Nicole Sullivan



The Zarnecki Incursion

The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.



21:30 BLADE: TRINITY 2004 Captioned Repeat WS AV

Blade: Trinity

In the third instalment of the Blade franchise the vampires have declared war on Blade after framing him and turning the system against him. Blade is a fugitive caught between vampire and human worlds. He is going to need help.

Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Parker Posey, Cascy Beddow

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

23:50 THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER WS TB

Fresh from the US, GO! present the The Ultimate Fighter the reality show where 14 mixed martial artists live and train together whilst competing for a pro contract with the Ultimate Fighting Championship organisation.


00:50 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Captioned Repeat WS PG

Is honesty the best policy? For a chance to win half a million dollars, you'd hope so! The Moment of Truth will put contestants to the test - a lie detector test - to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth. What deep, dark secret will someone divulge in front of their spouses, relatives and friends for hundreds of thousands of dollars?


01:50 GO - FILLER Repeat PG


Home Shopping.


Maya Stops Thinking

Maya discovers that her one-night stand has been hired to work at Blush.


04:30 TMZ Repeat NA



Go For The Old




Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.

Fri Nov 18, 2011

06:00 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat G



The Krellick War

Betti lures the gang to Techno World where they battle the Krellicks.


A Legendary Tail/Project Brain

The Brain concocts a legend about himself.


A Fish Out of Water

While the other four Rangers are weakened by Yamiror and his nasty breath, Kevin sets out to capture the mighty Swordfish Zord.



The Return - Part 1

Ben, Gwen and Max investigate the fact that the latest shuttle launch has been delayed by a freak purple lightning storm.



Vanity's Wild Adventure

Wild Smurf has Vanity as a guest in his tree house for the night.


The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney.


My Master's Mother

Tony's mother comes to visit and she is determined to marry him off much to Jeannie's annoyance. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

The Big Heist

A masked gunman steals $30,000 from Boss Hogg and Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane and they, in turn, try to pin the crime on Bo and Luke Duke.


11:00 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.


Little Pitchers Have Big Fears

Samantha meets Marshall, a boy whose overprotective mother outlaws everything fun for kids. To get his spirits up, Samantha takes him to a baseball game. Thanks to Sam's magic touch Marshall makes it in the big Junior League however his mum is against the idea. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York and Agnes Marehead.


The Heat Of The Day




The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mailbox. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.



14:00 TMZ NA



Unalful Entry

Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar he encounters in their kitchen. Unsuccessful at getting Buck to attack the intruder, Al takes matters into his own hands and renders the burglar unconscious. Now the local hero, Al quickly moves to capitalize on his fame.



At Long Last Allie

In order to restore their marriage, Jack's ex-wife asks for a job at the magazine.



A Fish Out of Water

While the other four Rangers are weakened by Yamiror and his nasty breath, Kevin sets out to capture the mighty Swordfish Zord.





Be Afraid Of The Dark - Part 2

Ben travels into space with Gwen and Max to thwart Ghostfreak's grand plan of plunging Earth into eternal darkness.



Radio Daze

The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a deejay, in order to win the hearts and minds of the New Yorkers. Meanwhile, the women in the office vie to win the heart of the hunky water delivery man.


17:00 THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Captioned WS TB

The tension mounts as the final four have to stage a major event.


The Witches Are Out

Samantha does not like Halloween because of the image that people have of witches, ugly, mean and wicked. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York and Agnes Marehead.

18:00 STUART LITTLE 2 2002 Captioned Repeat WS G

Stuart Little 2

Pint-sized hero Stuart Little must journey through the city to rescue a new friend, Margalo, from a villainous Falcon.

Starring: Rob Minkoff, Michael J Fox, Geena Davis, Hugh Laurie, Jonathan Lipnicki, Nathan Lane, Melanie Griffith, James Woods, Steve Zahn

19:30 A CINDERELLA STORY 2004 Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Cinderella Story

Deep in the heart of the San Fernando Valley, Sam a modern day Cinderella, finds her Prince Charming on the internet. Despite the comically malevolent efforts of her stepmother and stepsisters to keep her at work at their diner, Sam dreams of meeting her online soul mate at the high school Halloween dance.

Starring: Hilary Duff, Jennifer Coolidge, Chad Michael Murray, Regina King

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 NICK & NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST 2008 Repeat WS M

Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Norah wants to prove to her friend Tris that she's capable of having a boyfriend. So at a concert, she grabs the first guy she sees, Nick, and asks him to pretend they're dating -- but it turns out that Nick is Tris's ex. Despite the fact that they started off as a fauxmance, Nick and Norah's relationship turns real as they traipse through Manhattan, sharing their love of music and all things weird.

Starring: Kat Dennings, Michael Cera, Aaron Yoo


23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Up The Down Steroid

Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References





01:30 RUBICON Repeat WS M

The Outsider

Will travels to Washington, D.C. with Spangler, leaving his team to make an important decision on their own. Katherine finds a suspicious voicemail.

Starring: James Badge Dale, Dallas Roberts, Miranda Richardson


Baghdad 911

The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.



The Tanning Booth Incident

While Dangle recuperates in hospital from an overly long tanning session, the fellow officers visit him and make ample use of his incapacitation to share their feelings and thoughts.



Strong Sister

A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.



Wiegel's Dad Returns

Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.



Junior Runs For Office

Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.


05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Sasha�s Big Interview

Sasha is uncharacteristically nervous about her upcoming interview with her idol singer/actress Alonce and becomes a pain in the office, snapping at her friends and insulting Dylan.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

The Great Chocolate Scramble - Terrifying! Mametchi the Vampire

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

Sat Nov 19, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Danger At Ocean Deep

Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G



The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney.


Vanity's Wild Adventure

Wild Smurf has Vanity as a guest in his tree house for the night.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G

Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Tusk Wizard / Squirrel Scout Slinkman

Lazlo pretends to be "the tusk wizard" when Raj loses his first tusk.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Disenfranchised

As Ilana tries to run for Sherman High School president and Lance is trying to find a job, a dragon-like Mutraddi creature puts the hex on them.


09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Siege Of Starro! (Part 1)

Led by Faceless Hunter, the Starro Invasion comes on full swing. Only Batman and a handful of unlikely heroes remain uninfected to thwart the alien parasites.


10:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Breach

Rex wakes up in a strange place: an old boarding school with no people but a menagerie of bizarre collections and wild E.V.O.s. Turns out he was grabbed by Breach and is being kept captive inside a pocket dimension of her own making.


10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Birds Of A Feather

Ben and company help the prince of the arachna-chimps, Simian, return to power.



Little Pitchers Have Big Fears

Samantha meets Marshall, a boy whose overprotective mother outlaws everything fun for kids. To get his spirits up, Samantha takes him to a baseball game. Thanks to Sam's magic touch Marshall makes it in the big Junior League however his mum is against the idea. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York and Agnes Marehead.


The Witches Are Out

Samantha does not like Halloween because of the image that people have of witches, ugly, mean and wicked. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York and Agnes Marehead.


My Master's Mother

Tony's mother comes to visit and she is determined to marry him off much to Jeannie's annoyance. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.


Here Comes Bootsie Nightingale

How does one hide from Jeannie that fact that Tony has to escort a beautiful movie star? Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.


Go For The Old




Unalful Entry

Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar he encounters in their kitchen. Unsuccessful at getting Buck to attack the intruder, Al takes matters into his own hands and renders the burglar unconscious. Now the local hero, Al quickly moves to capitalize on his fame.



Radio Daze

The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a deejay, in order to win the hearts and minds of the New Yorkers. Meanwhile, the women in the office vie to win the heart of the hunky water delivery man.










17:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK WS PG



James drives the Bugatti Veyron as fast as is possible, Jeremy, James and Richard take the latest Audi, Mazda and Alfa Romeo coupés to Scotland and test which one is the best, and actor Hugh Grant is the Star in a Fast Car.


Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.


Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language


Does This Smell Funny To You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.


Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 RONIN 1998 M

Ronin

The Cold War may be over, but a new world order keeps a group of covert mercenaries employed by the highest bidder. These operatives, known as "Ronin," are assembled in France by a mysterious client for a seemingly routine mission: steal a top-secret briefcase. But the simple task soon proves explosive as other underworld organizations vie for the same prize.

Starring: Robert De Niro, Jean Reno, Katarina Witt, Sean Bean

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence


The Passion of the Jew

Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.



You Got F'd in the A

A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.


00:00 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG


01:00 MISS POPULARITY Repeat WS PG

10 New Zealand women are flown to a luxury hotel in Australia for a beauty contest - or so they believe. Instead they find themselves dumped in the middle of the Australian outback, where each week some of the girls are to be nominated for a public vote before the entire community where they must plead for the townspeople's vote. The losers will find them selves sent home, eventually leaving one of them to be crowned the winner.


02:00 ROCK RIVALS Repeat WS M

Luke and Bethany bond over the damages involved in taking part in the show, but while Bethany is excelling in the competition, Luke has gone off the rails. Mal goes on the offensive and tries to sabotage some of the other acts.

Cons.Advice: Drug Use

03:00 THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER Repeat WS TB

Fresh from the US, GO! present the The Ultimate Fighter the reality show where 14 mixed martial artists live and train together whilst competing for a pro contract with the Ultimate Fighting Championship organisation.


04:00 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Captioned Repeat WS PG

Is honesty the best policy? For a chance to win half a million dollars, you'd hope so! The Moment of Truth will put contestants to the test - a lie detector test - to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth. What deep, dark secret will someone divulge in front of their spouses, relatives and friends for hundreds of thousands of dollars?


05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Slumber Party

After Cloe has a small rift with Cameron, the girls decide to throw a slumber party. Burdine orders the Tweevils to spy on the party, hoping to steal ideas for �Your Thing.�

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Gotchiman! Forever! Tres Bien! A Delicious Fruit Shake!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO - TV Tonight · 11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG The Ultimate Duel Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes 11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat