Scam The World Forever #1-------------------------By: The Rocker &-------------------------A United States Pirate's Guild Presentation-------------------------Uploaded by Elric of Imrryr Lunatic Labs UnLtdFormatted for 80 columns-------------------------------------------------- [ S c a m S ]--------------------------------------------------Welcome to the world of scam. If you like to play dirty, get revenge,or are a fucking cuff, then this phile is phor you. -TRR#1: Absolutely Free MerchandiseWalk into a pharmacy, small store, liquor store, etc. Have a friendwait outside. Tell him to enter the store 1 or 2 minutes after you do.While you decoy the sales attendant asking him/her a thousand questionsabout a package of band-aids that you wish you could buy but you're adollar short. Ask him/her what kind of material the band-aids are madeout of. Ask him/her how long they last, and if they can last throughtaking a shower. Just ask bullshit. Make sure the store has only 1attendant, this works best. While the bullshitter is bullshitting withthe clerk/attendant/sucker, your friend will sneak in on his hands andknees and snag anything he can find. Make sure you bullshit theperson for about 3 or 4 minutes to give your friend enough time tocuff. Also vica-versa, you can do the cuffing while your friendputs on the scam. The best way to scam is to lure the attendant tothe other side of the store wheras the cuffer will be on the otherside of the store getting everything that looks good. If the storehas 2 doors, the bullshitter should enter from one and the scammershould enter quietly and unseen from the other.. A friend of mine and Iwent into the local pharmacy and got away with a Sony Walkman, a watch-radio, and a carton of Marlboro's!! The plaza is crawling with rentalcops but we're crazy enough. Are you?#2: SmugglingThe next time you go on vacation, if you ever have anything to smugglethrough the metal detectors in the airports, put it (Whatever it may be,drugs, paraphanalia, small items, etc.) inside your battery pack ofyour WALKMAN (Hope you have one, I do, HEHE) and put 2 batteries overthe item(s) and put the plastic cover back on. This way, if themetal detectors pick up anything, they will think it's something inthe Walkman, or the batteries, whatever.. I did it with an eighth ofbuds (squeeze) from Hawaii. Worked Great.#3: Credit CardsGet out your local phone book and look up someone, anyone. Pick someonethat sounds rich, make sure the address and full name is listed. Callup your victim and tell them that they have won a trip for 2, allexpenses paid, to Hawaii. Then tell them, that to verify their winnings,you need their credit card #, visa or MC. If they are a sucker, theywill do it. If they ask questions, don't hang up, answer them withyour scam intelligence. Also, if they ask who you are, tell them youare Mr. Davenport (example) from Transpo express company, and thatthey won the trip from a random pick out of the phone book. If thisdoesn't convince them, call someone else. Then CC something to theircredit card. This worked for someone that BK (Blacknight) knows. Remember,absolutely free!#4: Magazine SubscriptionsTo receive the magazine of your choice, (e.g. Personal Computing, Hit Parader,Golf & Tennis , all you have to do is go into a store thatsells the magazine and take out one of the order cards, it's about 6 by 5inches. Fill it out in a fake name, and check the box to "bill me later".Usually you won't need a stamp for business reply mail so just drop it ina mailbox. You can expect your first magazine soon. When/if someone comesto your house asking about the bill that is due, tell them you neverordered it in the first place. They can't do shit. Also remember to leave a fake phone number on the card. Enjoy.#5: Ghastly revengeSomeone bug the hell out of you? Good.What you need:1 Gallon of paint: (bright green, red, blue, black)Go over to your victim's house at about 12:00 midnight. Pour thepaint all over there Mercedes or on their brand new car. A few otherobjects of distruction can be their cat, dog, front door, garage, walkway,plants-flowers, windows. Don't forget to add a touch of madness by pouring feathers, dirt, grass, cotton balls, dogshit, onto the newlypainted/thrashed surface. They will be thrilled.#6: Operation bankrupcyIs there a local school that you don't like near you? There are manyways to terrorize a school. For example, a high school has a lot ofhidden stashes. Go to the school bookroom and ask the attendant for abook for your studies. While he/she is checking (usually it's some old bag),look around for a file cabinet, box, etc. Most schools usually have a money stash in the bookroom. Scam on some cash. The school bank alsohas quite a bit of money.#7: Tape scamsGo to Record Factory or any records and tape store basically and journeyto the tape section. Take your pick. Unseen, have a key in your hand.In most music stores, they have those protective plastic covers with themagnetic inventory strip inside. They protect against shoplifters, naturally.Anyways, these hard to open objects are not hard anymore. Move to thefarthest end of the store with your choice of tapes. Try and not letanyone see you take this tape with you. Quickly and as quiet as possible,insert the key into the 4-6 slots and pry upward until each one pops out.Remove the tape and stash the plastic cover behind some records or something.BE FUCKING CAREFUL, VERY DANGEROUS UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED SCAM ARTIST.Scam the world forever by BK & TRRSpeed Demon Elite BBS 415-522-3074The Whore House Sysop: BK Coming Dec 24, 1985! xxx-xxx-xxxx 20 Megs- The UltimateTill my next phile...The Rocker/USPGBlacknight/USPG Downloaded from Just Say Yes. 2 lines, More than 500 files online! 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