Road to the

a tale of three hobbits

Beri,Toad,Olo

Shire

Once upon a time...There lived three hobbits that resided in the shire out in Buckland. Their names were Berilac Bramble of Willowbottom, Olo Toadfoot, and Olo Bracegirdle of Hardbottle.

These hobbits were not your normal variety. They were adventurous and followed in the long line ofBrandybucks and Tooks who talked to strangers and wondered outside the shire.

“Don’t you go talking to strangers” the other hobbits would say. “It will only lead to trouble.”

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One day Beri, Toad, and Olo (as they were called), were led away out of the shire by a blue wizard. He told them that far away in a distant land to the west lay great forests of pipe weed and sweet Rocky Mountain ale that flowed from the hills in pints and gallons.

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Before they knew it, Beri, Toad, and Olo were swept away in a great big poof and until this day have been stuck in a land called “Provo.”

Upon arrival they were saddened to find Provo to be the driest place in all the land. Soon after this discovery theyfled from their captor, narrowly escaping.

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Now stuck in this strange land the three hobbits have tried to adapt and even introduce hobbit culture to men with little success.

Fortunately, they have stayed occupied by attending to the gardening needs of several elderly neighbors and have lent their innate “green thumbs” in return for shelter and nutrition.

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Now upon hearing the news of the great family gathering (The Hobbit) back at the shire, these hobbits are desperate to get back and are doing whatever it takes to find their way home.

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You can help them get home by help-ing them to raise the needed treasure to secure their trip back and by sharing your support for them with the honorable Mr. Peter Jackson and crew. The treasure to by required is a sum of $10,000.00.

They need all the help they can get. Browse this roadtotheshire.com to find out more how you can help.

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