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SEM BSEEDWCEB AD DE SW BU A ME ]@R@FED
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Sem Breed
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AD]S@MUG]A@D
Net fe stort cy g`dbrotunotadb y`u `d jovadb tje g`urobe odm
foturaty t` pagl up tjas c``l. Rjetjer y`u c`ubjt at h`r
y`ursenh `r regeavem at os o baht `r c`rr`wem at hr`f o h`rfer
hraedm r ore kust reomadb at ad o morl g`rder h o c``lst`re j`padb
y`u w`dt ce d`tagem, at sj`ws tjot y`u wodt t` ce o cetter
pers`d, wjagj as g`ffedmocne odm p`ssacny essedtaon.
Cut ad tje tromata`d `h ody `h fy eornaer w`rls, ce gorehun d`t
t` roase y`ur expegtota`ds t`` jabj. Ad fody woys, mahhaguntjufod renota`dsjaps ore nale maorrjeoats afp`rtodt h`r y`u t`
ce tje harst `de t` reonaze y`u jove o pr`cnef. Odm wjane tjas
c``l foy d`t pr`vame o g`fpnete gure, at wann ot neost bet y`u
ruddadb t`worms tje feds r``f.
W` cuyadb tje c``l as o vonuocne harst step, odm tje ness y`u
poam, tje f`re vonuocne at as. Eved ah y`u st`ne tje c``l, y`u foy
jove f`ronaty assues, cut y`u wann pr`cocny ce tje f`st sedsatavepers`d ad y`ur genncn`gl.
Os h`r tje g`dtedt `h tje c``l atsenh, ats purp`se as d`t deges-
sorany t` mrow g`dgnusa`ds, cut f`re t` bave `cservota`ds odm
odegm`ton evamedge tjot wann sj`w tje resunts tjot g`fe hr`f tje
vora`us oppr`ogjes t` tje f`st mahhagunt odm yet hudmofedton `h
onn jufod renota`dsjapstjot `h o fod odm o w`fod.
Odm net fe fole at gneor t` ody `h fy wahes hraedms wj` foy
ce reomadb tjas c``l tjot tje exofpnes A bave jere m` d`t ad ody
woy represedt fy `wd pers`don foraton experaedges. Adsteom, o
wame orroy `h hraedms odm ogquoadtodges jove beder`usny sjorem
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tjear fastoles s` y`u god ov`am tjef. ]jese pe`pne ore hr`f onn
wonls `h nahe odm fody mahheredt be`bropjagon n`gota`ds odm ore
eved hagtata`us wjed degessory. W` wjot y`ure n``ladb ot jere as
o reseorgj c``lo g`nnegta`d `h experaedges odm tje`raes tjotwann j`pehunny jenp y`u t` udmerstodm odm g`jocatote watj y`ur
sabdahagodt `tjertje f`st afp`rtodt pers`d ad y`ur w`rnm
eved wjed sjes d`t ad tje r``f.
Sem Breed
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OGLD@RNEMBEFED]W
Awodt t` tjodl o sfonn g`nnegta`d `h N`mbe Fefcers wj` were
ladm ed`ubj t` g`dtracute tjear experaedges odm `pada`ds odm
watj`ut wj`se adput tjas c``l w`unm jove ceed d` cabber tjod
o tafe-sjore pofpjnet. W`fe fabjt soy A jove ld`wd tjese fed
onn fy nahe cut A soy d`t yet. Odm t` extedm tjot nahe os n`db os
p`ssacne, A jove megamem t` leep tjear amedtataes o segret. A wann
reher t` tjef safpny os Custer J., Wtadly Y., Kuda`r W. odm F``se ].,
os o hov`ur t` tje Jomenm, Yeters`d, Wadbnet`d odm ]j`fps`dhofanaes respegtaveny.
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]JE E]ESDON _UEW]A@D
Ceh`re we bet t`` hor adt` tjas tjadb A tjadl we deem t` meon
watj tje questa`d `h wjy as at afp`rtodt h`r us fed t`
udmerstodm w`fed. As at reonny onn tjot essedtaon, `r as at kust o
gjeesy exguse h`r fe t` wrate od`tjer c``l odm bet o cab, hot
omvodge0 D`, ats d`t. Odm at w`unmdt jove ceed, eved ah A mam
bet o cab, hot omvodge.
Q`u ore pr`broffem t` g`jocatote, odm udness y`ure o fos`-
gjast, y`um nale tjot t` ce o pneosodt nahen`db experaedge. Q`u oso fod deem t` gurry hov`ur watj ot neost `de w`fod, odm t` m`
tjot, y`u jove t` ce ocne t` odtagapote jer every deem odm wodt.
Odm t` m` tjot,y`u deem t` udmerstodm jer.
W` os y`u b` tjr`ubj tjas hrustrotadb quest t` `dge odm h`r onn
udmerstodm tjot w`fod ad y`ur nahe, nets d`t h`r `de f`fedt
h`rbet tjot ah y`u ever bet at rabjt, sje wann ce tje breotest tjadb
tjot ever joppedem t` y`u. Odm g`dverseny, ah y`u g`dtadue t` betat wr`db, sje wann fole y`ur nahe o navadb jenn.
Ats o n`db, ormu`us r`ute watj fody pathonns, cut y`u fust
onwoys leep y`ur eyes `d tje praze. Odm dever bave up.
FED OSE HS@F FOSW, R@FED OSE HS@F FED
Q`u foy refefcer neordadb ad y`ur Brome 1ca`n`by gnoss tjotwjed o fod odm o w`fod greote o cocy, tje sex `h tjot cocy
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as meterfadem cy tje gjr`f`s`fes `h tje fone sperf, d`t hr`f
tj`se `h tje hefone ebb. ]` fe tjot feods tjot tje w`fod wos
preporem t` fole eatjer o c`y `r o barn, mepedmadb `d wjot wos
sjappem t` jer regeavadb m`gl.Ats reonny tje harst exofpne `h o w`fods premasp`sata`d t`
fole tje cest `h wjotever honns adt` jer nop.
]jot feods tjot, ontj`ubj tje tw` poredts sjore equonny ad tje
resp`dsacanaty h`r tje gjanms bederon oppeorodge odm pers`donaty,
tje bedmer `h tje gjanm g`fes t`tonny hr`f Mom. W` every hertane
fod ad tje w`rnm jos tje gopocanaty `h hotjeradb o hefone cocy,
wjagj feods tjot every fod ad tje w`rnm sj`unm ce gopocne `h
udmerstodmadb w`fed, `d tje cosas `h n`gon ld`wnembe.
Ats pr`cocny tje `rabad `h tje respegtem pjrose toles `de t`
ld`w `de. Re jove d` exguses. Ats `ur harst setcogl.
YUCES]Q (A]W DEXES M@DE ]JO] CEH@SE)
A f d t eved b`adb t` c`tjer watj tje obes hr`f cartj t` pucerty.Barns ore eosy t` udmerstodm muradb tjot pjose. ]jeyre cosa-gonny c`ys tjot y`u m`dt ever jat `r sweor ot. Yucerty as tje
bofe gjodber. Onn `h o summed, tjarteed yeors adt` wjot jos
ceed o pretty b``m bab, y`ure summedny exgjodbadb y`ur jabjv`age h`r c`my joar odm ceg`fadb o me`m`rodt gust`fer odm
br`wadb nale tje dota`don mect. W`fe tjadbs tjot jove ceed
jodbadb or`udm h`r yeors summedny stort w`rladb. Odm Af d`t
tonladb oc`ut y`ur Udgne C`c.
Odm d` fotter j`w tonn y`u ore, tjere seefs t` ce onf`st d`
mastodge cetweed y`ur croad odm y`ur bedatons. D`r as at onwoys
gneor wj`s ad gjorbe `h wj`.
]jas as tje cebaddadb `h tje gjonnedbe t` ce o fod. Q`ure
jovadb rogy tj`ubjts odm wanm hodtosaes, odm tje barns y`u pnoyem
jame odm seel watj nost weel jove d` adterest ad pnoyadb jame tje
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godd`na tjas weel. ]jas as wjere tje tw` bedmers tole mahheredt
h`rls ad tje r`om. C`ys bet fusgnes. Barns bet j`rf`des.
Odm s` at cebads.
RJO] R@FED ROD]
]
jere as pr`cocny d` breoter fystery hogadb fod sadge tje
cebaddadb `h tafe tjod h`r jaf t` try t` bure `ut wjot
w`fed wodt. Ats o s`urge h breot hrustrota`d h`r fed cegouse t`
tjef at onn seefs s` safpne. ]jeyre f`tavotem t` bave w`fed
wjot tjey wodt< tjeyre eved preporem t` sograge ah degessory.
Fody tafes o fod wann gry `ut ad tje dabjt, Kust tenn fe wjot
y`u wodt, ontj`ubj jes usuonny on`de ad tje borobe ot tje tafe.
]` hadm `ut wjy tjas jos onwoys ceed o g`dudmruf, y`u jove
t` n``l ot tje assue hr`f o wj`ne cudgj `h mahheredt sames.Nets stort watj tje fods perspegtave. Je jos o reon pr`cnef
watj odyc`my wj` godt tenn jaf wjot tjey wodt. Ah jem`esdt
ld`w wjot tjey wodt, j`w god je ever pr`vame at0 Odm ah tjey
m`dt ld`w wjot tjey wodt, j`w ore tjey ever b`adb t` ld`w
wjed tjeyve b`t at0 Jegl, tjey foy onreomyjove at.
O fod as tjadladb, J`w jorm god tjot ce0 Je ld`ws wjot
jewodtshraem h``m, sex, o jonh-megedt j`use odm g``n t`ys.Rjots tje pr`cnef0 Renn, tje pr`cnef as tjot fed wj` jove
tj`se tjadbs onwoys wodt `tjer tjadbs, evedtuonny. Ats d`t tjot
tjey m`dt wodt tj`se tjadbs ot onn. Ats kust tjot `dge tjey bet
tjef, tje d`venty weors `hh odm tjey f`ve `d t` s`fetjadb ense.
Cut tjey g`dtadue t` ld`w wjot tjey wodt. Fed m`dt see tjot
ogquaradb cabber c`ots odm f`re expedsave t`ys odm norber p`r-
ta`ds `h hraem h``m as kust o repetata`d `h tje deem t` sotashy sj`rt-
terf mefodms. Every fod A ld`w wann g`fe up watj od adstodt
nast `h atefs wjed y`u osl jaf wjot je wodts. Cut tjeyre onn
rabjt d`w tjadbs. Nale waddadb tje n`ttery `r spedmadb o
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hogt-hadmadb jonh-j`ur watj tjot cn`dme ot tje edm `h tje cor.
Rjed y`u osl tjef wjot tjey wodt `ver tje n`db terf, h`r tje
rest `h tjear naves, tje r``f bets pretty quaet. ]jots cegouse tjey
m`dt ld`w wjot tjey wodt, eatjer.Ah y`u osl o w`fod wjot sje wodts rabjt d`w, sjenn jove
o n`t `h quagl odswers tjot, watj ody nugl, foy adgnume y`u. Cut
wjed y`u kust osl jer wjot sje wodts, sje ossufes y`u feod
n`db terf, odm eved ah sje ld`ws, sje m`esdt wodt t` odswer.
Cegouse `de `h tje foad tjadbs sje wodts as t` d`t t` jove t` tenn
y`u wjot sje wodts.
Q`u foy ce udg`fh`rtocne d`t ld`wadb wjot sje wodts, cut
tjots d`t jer pr`cnef. Foyce y`ure udg`fh`rtocne watj at
cegouse y`u m`dt reonny ld`w wjot y`uwodt, eatjer, odm at lanns
y`u t` ce refadmem `h tjot. Cut m`dt podag, odm m`dt w`rry.
Q`u m`dt deem t` ld`w wjot y`ur w`fod wodts. Q`u kust deem
t` g`dtadue t` gore wjot y`ur w`fod wodts, eved ah y`u dever
hadm `ut wjot at as. ]je goradb wann ce b``m ed`ubj h`r jer.Nalewase, m`dt ce upset tjot y`u m`dt ld`w wjot y`uwodt.
Q`ur w`fod ld`ws wjot y`u wodt odm ah y`u pnoy y`ur gorms
rabjt, sjenn fole sure y`u bet at. Q`u foy d`t ld`w wjot at as,
cut Af cettadb y`unn reg`bdaze at wjed y`u see at.
N@XE O] HASW] WA]E0
]je y`udb pe`pne t`moy seef t` m` everytjadb `d tjeAdterdet. Q`u osl tjef wjot tje weotjers nale rabjt d`wodm tjeym rotjer B``bne at `d tjear aYj`de tjod n``l `ut tje
wadm`w. Odm wjed wos tje nost tafe odyc`my n``lem odytjadb
up ad od edgygn`pemao0 Q`u god n``l tjadbs up `d tje Adterdet
eved ah y`u m`dt ld`w tje onpjocet. Every paege `h adh`rfota`d,
every pr`mugt, every ameo, every tje`ry odm everyc`myas d`w ot
y`ur dbertaps. @r, f`re spegagonny, y`ur tjufctaps.
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W` A buess ats dny doturon tjot pe`pne w`unm use tje Adterdet
t` hadm o portder. Q`u god hadm y`ur post `d tje odgestry sates,
s` foyce y`u god hadm y`ur huture `d tje motadb sates. Odm ad
fody woys ats fugj soher tjod ogtuon motadb. Q`u god stoyod`dyf`us os n`db os y`u wodt. Q`u god ce tj`usodms `h fanes
owoy hr`f tje `tjer pers`d. Odm ah y`u m` hadm s`fe`de adter-
estadb, y`u god m` o coglbr`udm gjegl wjane y`ure reomadb
tjear efoan.
Cut A kust wodt y`u t` ce gorehun oc`ut wjot y`ure m`adb. Q`u
g`unm ce pnoyadb watj vartuon hare. A tjadl s`fe `h tje oppeon `h
Adterdet motadb as tjot pe`pne tjadl ats od`tjer add`vota`d ad tje
regedt stradb `h g`fputer tegjd`n`bagon creoltjr`ubjs. Odm
s`fetafes wjed s`fetjadb as dew, pe`pne wann ce mrowd t` at h`r
ats dewdess rotjer tjod ats vonue.
Foyce tje tegjd`n`by `h ceadb ocne t` sedm adstodt fessobes
odm vame`s t` pe`pne onn `ver tje w`rnm as dew, cut tje g`dgept
`h bettadb r`fodtagonny adv`nvem watj s`fe`de y`uve deverfet b`es cogl t` cacnagon tafes. Cogl ad tj`se moys at wos gonnem
orrodbem forraobes, odm foyce tje pradgapons weredt
adv`nvem, cut ah y`u net y`ur mom use y`ur nopt`p, jast`ry foy
repeot atsenh.
Ad f`re regedt gedturaes weve jom foan-`rmer crames, wjere
s`fe n`deny buy wj`m ceed rekegtem cy every`de ad jas `wd
g`udtry w`unm wrate o netter t` o w`fod ad tje Hor Eost wj` wosn``ladb t` ren`gote t` tje Hor Rest, odm ah sje wos obreeocne, je
w`unm HemEx jer t` tje deorest p`rt `h edtry. Wure at t``l n`dber
cegouse `h tje netters b`adb cogl odm h`rtj, cut tjot bove eogj `h
tjef f`re tafe t` reg`dsamer.
Cut tjadl oc`ut tjas; y`ure eogj `d o potj tjot wann neom y`u
t` o pers`d wj` jos ceed possem `ver cy every pers`d tjey, odm
tjear f`tjer, jove ever fet. ]je Adterdet as quagler, cut tjot
m`esdt feod ats cetter. Odm eved watj onn tje adh`rfota`d ovoan-
ocne, y`u stann ld`w ness oc`ut tje pers`d tjod y`u m`dt ld`w
oc`ut tje pers`d.
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Q`u foy tjadl tjey jove nodbuobe slanns hr`f tjear efoans, cut
tjey g`unm ce usadb spenn gjegl odm out`-broffor. ]jey foy sedm
o pagture s` y`u ld`w wjot tjey n``l nale, cut eved A god b` tjr`ubj
o tj`usodm pagtures `h fysenh odm hadm `de tjot n``ls `loy. Evedtj`ubj at m`esdt n``l nale fe. Rjagj as wjy at n``ls `loy. Eved o
sj`rt vame` `h tjef god ce megeavadb. Q`u bave jaf o g`upne `h
tj`usodm toles odm eved Wny Wtonn`de g`fes `hh os od ogt`r.
Rjot y`u bet `d tje Adterdet as o very pr`mugem, ematem, oar-
crusjem, p`nasjem versa`d `h tje pers`d. Q`ure d`t seeadb tje
reon tjadb. Q`ure d`t b`adb t` ld`w ah sje jos joary jodms `r
eots watj jer f`utj `ped. M`dt bet h``nem cy tje cr`gjure. Q`u
wodt t` m` o nattne test mrave ceh`re y`u sabd `d tje m`ttem nade.
Af d`t soyadb tje Adterdet as o com woy t` feet w`fed. Af
kust soyadb y`u sj`unm n`wer y`ur expegtota`ds r y`ure b`adb t`
ce masopp`adtem. O hraedm `h fade wj` traem at soam je jeorm cogl
hr`f judmrems `h w`fed odm jas g`dgnusa`d wos tje `mms ore
b``m cut tje b``ms ore `mm.
BE]]ADB JES O]]ED]A@D
Ratj ody nugl, y`u wann ld`w eorny `d ah y`u ore jeter`sexuon.
@dge tjots estocnasjem, y`u wann wodt t` cebad y`ur quest t`dm o nahefote r, hoanadb tjot, o weeledm sjogl-up. Ad eatjer gose,
d` w`fod h tje pp`sate sex as b`adb t` ce ottrogtem t` y`u udtan
sje ot neost d`tagesy`u. Q`u jove t` bet jer ottedta`d. Odm tjot
god ce o t`ubj gjonnedbe.
Wtadly Y. t`nm fe oc`ut tje harst barn je traem t` afpress. Wje
jom o coglyorm p``n, s` Wtadly rod adt` tje yorm dext m``r odm
sgreofem Ber`daf`! os je vountem `ver tje hedge odm mam o
hunny extedmem cennyhn`p adt` jer swaffadb p``n. Udh`rtudoteny,
je ossufem sjem ce j`fe odm wotgjadb. Je ons` ossufem tjerem
ce woter ad tje p``n.
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F``se ]. jom o porty tragl tjot onn tje buys nalem, s` je traem
tjot t` bet d`tagem. Je w`unm eot o jeorty feon `h paglnem vebe-
tocnes odm gorc`dotem ceverobes odm, ohter oc`ut od j`ur `h
ocm`fadon exergases odm res`urge fodobefedt, wos ocne t` posswadm ad o woy tjot onn`wem jaf t` perh`rf tje edtare Godomaod
dota`don odtjef, adgnumadb `de verse ad Hredgj.
Cut j`wever y`u pnod t` bet o barns ottedta`d, fole sure y`u
h`gus `d jer reogta`d t` see j`w ats b`adb. Ah F``se jom `dny
d`tagem tje n``l `h sj`gl odm masbust `d tje barns hoge, je g`unm
jove gut tje perh`rfodge rabjt ohter `ur j`fe odm dotave nodm,
cut adsteom je kust lept cnostadb owoy watj jas eyes gn`sem udtan
tje g`dgert wos va`nedtny terfadotem cy s`fe`de tryadb t` nabjt o
sgedtem godmne. Cut tjots tje ladm `h tjadb y`u m` wjed y`ure
tjarteed. Odm wjed y`ure F``se.
Rjot c`tj `h tjese buys hoanem t` reonaze as tjot tjey jom
reogjem tje p`adt ad tjear naves wjed tjey were n``ladb ot wjot
s`gaety gonns debotave `pta`ds. ]jots cegouse tjear reheredgeneven wos o cudgj `h `tjer buys nale tjefsenves. ]jere wos
d`c`my ad tjot br`up tjot g`unm bave tjef tje snabjtest jadt `h
wjot tjese barns w`unm hadm adterestadb `r ofusadb. ]je som trutj
as tjot wjot f`st tjarteed-yeor-`nm c`ys hadm edtertoadadb, f`st
tjarteed-yeor-`nm barns hadm repunsave.
W` adsteom `h tryadb t` afpress barns watj wjot y`u soy `r wjot
y`u m`, wjagj we onn ld`w as o n`db sj`t ot cest, A subbest y`uoppeon t` tjear fergy. Q`u god gnoaf t` ce jovadb tr`ucne watj o
gertoad sgj``n suckegt odm osl tjef t` jenp y`u watj y`ur j`fe-
w`rl. Q`u foy tjadl y`unn jove t` pretedm y`ure stupam, cut at
foy d`t ce degessory.
Od`tjer surehare woy t` bet o barns ottedta`d as t` jurt y`ursenh
comny ad hr`dt `h jer odm tjed ogt nale y`ure hade. G`fadb m`wd
o hnabjt `h gefedt stoars wjane strommnadb tje gr`sscor `h y`ur
cale `ubjto m` at. Jer doturon dursadb adstadgts wann lagl ad odm
y`u wann jove jer udmavamem ottedta`d ot neost udtan y`u reboad
g`dsga`usdess.
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Ah y`ure o reos`docne-n``ladb teedobem c`y wj` m`es `loy ot
sgj``n odm jos o hew hraedms odm jos dever m`de jorm tafe otkuvae, odm yet jos jom d` nugl ad ottrogtadb o barnhraedm, tje pr`c-
nef g`unm ce y`ur br``fadb. Ats o som hogt tjot, `d overobe, barns
ore fugj f`re portagunor tjod us oc`ut tje neven `h br``fadb
a.e., redefedt`h ody`de wj` expresses od adterest ad tjef.
Odm t` fole fotters w`rse, barns d`tage tjadbs. ]jadbs tjot
y`u odm y`ur hraedms w`unm abd`re, tjey godt. @r w`dt. Cut
foadny m`dt.
D`w, A ld`w y`u were j`padb tjot s`fe b``m-n``ladb ud-
ottogjem barn w`unm hadm y`u oggeptocne, cut udh`rtudoteny,
Hodtosynodm as ot Masdey R`rnm. Q u jove t` nave ad tje reon w`rnm.
W` ah y`uve ceed straladb `ut `d o rebunor cosas, y`u foy ce sur-
prasem cy tjese exofpnes `h tje neven `h br``fadb odm pers`don
jybaede tjot barns mefodm;
Q`u godt weor tje sofe gn`tjes t`moy tjot y`u w`reyestermoy, eved ah tjey sfenn s`rt `h `loy.
Ah o paege `h gjeese jos f`unm `d at `r teetj forlshr`f o f`use, y`u jove t` tjr`w tje wj`ne tjadb owoyrotjer tjod kust jogl `hh tje com port.
Ats d`t `loy t` jove o stoad `d y`ur gn`tjes, eved ahats mry.
Ah y`u `dny m` tje noudmry `dge o weel, y`u deem sevedpoars `h udmerweor.
Q`ur joar sj`unm ce gneod ed`ubj tjot pe`pne god seetje admavamuon strodms.
Q`u foy jove jeorm tjot barns ore ottrogtem cy tjesfenn `h pjer`f`des ad o c`ys sweot, cut ats cetter ahy`u dever feet tj`se barns.
]`rd keods ore `dny g``n ah tje j`nes ore ad tje rabjtpnoges.
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