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READER’S DIGEST | SMALL AND PERFECTLY INFORMED | SEPTEMBER 2014 SEPTEMBER 2014 SEPTEMBER 2014 £3.79 readersdigest.co.uk ‘WHO WANTS TO BE STUCK IN THE CORNER?’ SU POLLARD EXPLAINS WHY SHE NEVER HOLDS BACK PAGE 22 BRINGING BACK EXTINCT ANIMALS PAGE 52 THE TREE THAT SURVIVED 9/11 PAGE 68 VITAMINS: WHAT DOCTORS THINK PAGE 34 BEST OF BRITISH: ROOFTOP RESTAURANTS PAGE 60 BOOKS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE: DAVID MITCHELL PAGE 127 LAUGH! .................................................................. 140 WORD POWER ....... ................................................ 131 TRAVEL ................................................................. 82 IF I RULED THE WORLD ......................................... 72 BEAT THE CARTOONIST ..... ................................. 144

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    SEPTEMBER 2014

    SEPTEMBER 2014 3.79

    readersdigest.co.uk

    WHO WANTS TO BE STUCK IN THE CORNER?

    SU POLLARD EXPLAINS WHY SHE

    NEVER HOLDS BACK PAGE 22

    BRINGING BACK

    EXTINCT ANIMALS

    PAGE 52

    THE TREE THAT

    SURVIVED 9/11

    PAGE 68

    VITAMINS: WHAT

    DOCTORS THINK PAGE 34

    BEST OF BRITISH:

    ROOFTOP RESTAURANTSPAGE 60

    BOOKS THAT

    CHANGED MY LIFE:

    DAVID MITCHELL

    PAGE 127

    LAUGH! .................................................................. 140

    WORD POWER ....................................................... 131

    TRAVEL ................................................................. 82

    IF I RULED THE WORLD ......................................... 72

    BEAT THE CARTOONIST ...................................... 144

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    092014 | |1

    ContentsSEPTEMBER 2014

    FEATURES

    14 REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL

    James Brown is boosted

    by a coincidental meeting

    Entertainment

    22 SU POLLARD: I REMEMBER

    The actress reminisces about

    Hi-de-Hi, hitting the charts

    and coming second to a dog

    Health 28 THE GIRL WHO

    WOULDNT BREAK

    Young Jessica Bernstein was

    determined that her rare

    condition wouldnt stop her

    pursuing her dreams

    34 WHAT DOCTORS TELL THEIR FRIENDS

    ABOUT VITAMINS

    Find out what professionals

    really think about our most

    popular supplements

    Inspire 52 THE LONG FLIGHT

    TO REVIVAL

    How scientists are working to

    resurrect the extinct passenger

    pigeonamong other animals

    60 BEST OF BRITISH: ROOFTOP

    RESTAURANTS

    From urban car parks to

    country forts, we explore

    the finest al-fresco dining

    68 THE TREE THAT SURVIVED 9/11

    Pulled from the wreckage of

    the attacks, a solitary tree now

    stands as a beacon of hope

    Travel & Adventure 76 THE SHARK WRESTLER

    When his guide was attacked

    by a great white, Trevor Burns

    didnt think twice

    86 DRINK IT INMeet the winemakers putting

    the tastes of Beaujolais back

    on the map

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    IN EVERY ISSUE

    4 See the World Differently

    12 Over to You

    Entertainment

    19 Whats On in September

    Health

    42 Advice: Susannah Hickling

    48 Column: Dr Max Pemberton

    Inspire

    72 If I Ruled the World:

    Philip Mould

    Travel & Adventure

    82 Column: Catherine Cole

    Money

    96 Column: Jasmine Birtles

    Food & Drink

    102 30-minute recipe and

    ideas from Rachel Walker

    Home & Garden

    108 Tips for your outside space

    Technology

    110 Olly Manns gadgets

    Personal Care

    112 Advice from Georgina Yates

    Fashion & Jewellery

    114 How to look your best

    Hearing & Vision

    116 Action on Hearing Loss,

    the RNIB and Sightsavers

    Books

    122 September Fiction: James

    Waltons recommended reads

    127 Books That Changed My Life:

    David Mitchell

    Fun & Games

    128 You Couldnt Make It Up

    131 Word Power

    134 Brain Teasers

    140 Laugh!

    144 Beat the Cartoonist

    EDITORS LETTER

    IN MY EXPERIENCE,

    pigeons tend to divide opinion. Indeed, many would be horrified to learn that a particular species of this bird was

    once the most abundant in the world. But within a remarkably short period of time, the passenger pigeon was driven to extinction, with the final one dying in captivity 100 years ago this month. Their fascinating storyand rumours of a possible resurrectioncan be found on p52.

    Fans of supplements, meanwhile, may be surprised by What Doctors Tell Their Friends About Vitamins on p34 (hint: they dont always justify the hype). And if you fancy some al-fresco dining while the weather is still fine, Id draw your attention to the return of our Best of British feature on p60, which highlights our most appealing rooftop restaurants.

    Speaking of new additions, a warm welcome to Catherine Cole, who takes over from Kate Pettifer as our Travel columnist. Check out her suggestions for this month on p82.

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    2 LETTER OF THE MONTH...

    James Brown tells us to

    look up to the skies. As a

    teenager in 1940, I often

    looked up into the summer

    sky, gripped by the vapour

    trails of aircraft during the

    Battle of Britain.

    The rattle of machine-gun

    fire could be heard faintly,

    and occasionally a plane would be on its way down, smoking and

    on fire. Sometimes a parachute would appear as someone bailed out

    to fight again or be taken prisoner. My school lessons were hard to

    bear as I looked though the window near my deskthe cane was the

    punishment for not paying attention!

    I still get pleasure when I see a Spitfire, Hurricane or Lancaster. The

    familiar sound of the Rolls Royce Merlin engines fills me with pride

    and the pleasure of a memory that will never diminish.

    ALAN ANDREWS, D e v on

    A NEW ERA

    James Brown asks why someone

    doesnt start building old warbirds

    again. Well, the Spitfire is actually

    enjoying a resurrection, with the

    introduction of the 90 per cent scale

    reproduction known as the Spitfire

    Mk26B, which you can buy in kit

    form from Supermarine Aircraft in

    Australia. All thats needed is the

    time and hangar space to build it

    and also a modest 210,000!

    The engine is a modern V8 rather

    than the old Merlin, but the end

    result looks excellent. I believe there

    are quite a few around the globe,

    including several in Britain.

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    Over to YouLETTERS ON THE JULY ISSUE

  • 092014 | |13

    NOT SO SWEET

    Tame Your Blood Sugar Forever served as a real wake-up call to me. Ive always thought of myself as healthy, and Im proud of the fact that I dont smoke or drink. If I have a vice, its chocolateI can devour family-sized bars in a single sitting! My weight has remained within the normal range, however, so Ive seen no harm in this indulgence.

    I now realise that what I took to be harmless has been endangering my health, so Ive decided to cut right back. We all need to start taking responsibility for our own health, and eating less sugar seems like a good starting point.

    SHAUN GARDNER, Bristol

    TECHNO-ISOLATION

    I loved Esther Rantzens If I Ruled the World, but her plea that families sit and eat together is a common one among the pre-laptop and smart-phone generation, who often sat and chatted with their loved ones.

    Despite families sitting in the same room, were now further apart from one another than ever before. And its by choiceafter all, its humans whove created and choose to use these technologies.

    ROBBIE BURTON SANIGAR, Faversham, Kent

    PHOTOGRAPHY FAN

    My favourite section of Julys issue was the Family Photo Competition: The Winners! Each photo oozed warmth and family bonds, and I couldnt help but smile at each one. The photography itself was simply stunning and made me want to reach for my camera.

    So will I be entering next year? No, I wont. Sadly, my 18-year-old arthritic cat can take better photos than me! ESTHER NEWTON, Berkshire

    A SHARED INSPIRATION

    Like Tony Parsons in Books That Changed My Life, My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell had a profound influence on me.

    I grew up in Tanganyika (now Tanzania) and we studied this book as part of our syllabus. It introduced me to flights of imagination and adventure, but most importantly laughter! I was the only one in a class of 11 students who used to giggle all the way through reading it, and my teacher loved me for that. I pursued biology, then pharmacy, and I also sketch African wildlife, donating any sales to the Amboseli Elephant Project. Thank you for the trip down memory lane! SUBHASH SUTHAR, Sittingbourne, Kent

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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL

    James, founder

    of Loaded

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    Timesan

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    We cant

    concentrate,

    why should

    you?

    In the depths of tragedy, a positive encounter

    gives James Brown a much-needed boost

    A COINCIDENCE, NO MATTER HOW SMALL, CAN

    GIVE AN UNEXPECTED LIFT TO THE SPIRITS. Ive started

    most of these columns from a level emotional playing field.

    But sometimes lifes not like that, and youre dealt one of

    those blows that knocks you right downand then a minor

    irritation makes it even worse. After that, a small but positive

    link can be strangely uplifting.

    Last week, my much-loved father-in-law Alan died, less

    than 12 weeks after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

    He was everything to his wife and two daughters, hugely

    popular with his lifelong friends, and remains a very good

    role model. He never had a bad word to say about anyone,

    but had an endless fund of interesting stories. And he was

    delighted to have spent his last nine months with his new

    grandson. Married for over 40 years, his daughters spoke to

    him every day of their lives.

    His illness and death has obviously proved devastating,

    and the intensity isnt lessened by knowing that similar

    things happen to so many tight-knit families. I know there

    are people who will identify with our situation, and theyll

    be feeling sad while reading this.

    Why Small Things Have A Big Impact

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    DURING THIS TERRIBLE TIME,

    however, we had to deal with a minor

    but particularly irritating situation.

    My girlfriend helped nurse her dad

    through his illness, and as a result

    some curtains for a bedroom in a

    holiday cottage she rents out didnt

    get made. When it became apparent

    that her dads condition was terminal,

    she wanted to cancel the summer

    bookings at the house, but instead I

    encouraged her to carry on as normal

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    Little acts of kindness can be magnified under such stressful

    circumstances, just as petty ones can

    the sooner we measured up, the

    sooner we could make the curtains

    and we could also help immediately

    by putting some black-out material

    in the window frame.

    As I drove away dumbstruck, my

    13-year-old son said, When you

    told her Alan had just died of cancer,

    she said, I dont care.

    We were shocked.

    After I sent them

    an email reiterating

    the circumstances and

    apologising for the

    light, I took the guests

    up on a compromise

    Mel the seamstress

    agreed to come out on

    a Saturday lunchtime

    and measure up then.

    WHEN I MET MEL,

    I was exceptionally

    thankful that shed given up her day

    off to help. Little acts of kindness

    can be magnified under such stressful

    circumstancesjust as petty ones

    can. She told me shed spent most

    of the last 20 years working in London

    until landlords turfed her out of her

    workspace and turned it into luxury

    flats. I smiled in disbelief.

    It turned out shed been based in

    the same building to which Id taken

    my eldest son to nursery for five years.

    She knew the friendly photographer

    with the big black dog we chatted

    to each morning, and the French lady

    that ran the nursery. In a weird way,

    and let people have their holidays

    there. We would try to do our best

    in the circumstances.

    After the first guests of the summer

    mentioned the excessive light in the

    bedroom, we immediately set about

    trying to find a local lady wed been

    told about who makes curtains. Then

    Alan passed away and

    the week just exploded

    emotionally. Curtains

    simply didnt matter

    to us any morebut

    they mattered to the

    second guests.

    When I managed,

    a day into their stay, to

    make it out of London,

    get to the coast, visit

    a knitting shop, get

    the seamstresss phone

    number and arrange

    to meet her at the

    property, giving the guests a days

    notice, they didnt want to let us in

    because they were annoyed theyd

    had one night of light. Well be

    slopping round in our pyjamas at

    9.30 on a Saturday morning, and

    anyway weve got our things here,

    they complained.

    When I tried to explain the terrible

    circumstances, and that our five-

    minute visit would make it better for

    them, the woman interrupted and

    told me it didnt matter that someone

    had died because, You shouldnt

    rent out a house where the room has

    no curtains. She didnt realise that

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    the connection was really uplifting.

    Her general outlook to lifedespite

    not having a car, shed worked at

    the three local village ftes in one

    dayand the shared minor history

    managed to erase the frustration

    Id felt about the guests.

    Knowing we must have passed

    in the street many times wasnt that

    big a deal, but it was a positive where

    previously there had been a surface-

    level negative. After the five minutes

    it took her to measure up, I drove

    her through the local nature reserve

    to her first tombola and cake stall

    of the day, while her friend Richard

    made us all laugh talking about a

    gig hed been to during which a fire-

    eater in the audience had singed

    the guitarists hair.

    When I said I might write about this

    in Readers Digest, she said, Oh good,

    my mums just passed away this year

    and weve kept her subscription.

    BUDDING AUTHORS, TAKE A BOW!

    This chilling tale was one of thousands submitted to our 100-Word-Story Competition. Well be publishing a commended story every month.

    UNTIL THEY FALL

    Half an hour after dawn, the two prisoners stood against the wall, motionless in the cold. They held their bodies erect, staring glassily ahead. Boots crashing, the firing squad marched into the courtyard, swung right and snapped to attention. The blindfolds were applied.

    On command, the squad drew back their rifle bolts, raised their weapons and fired. The bullets smashed into the wall. For a second the prisoners remained rigid and then, gasping audibly, they dropped their shoulders, their daily ordeal over. This was the colonels cruellest trick of all to blindfold the firing squad. One morning someone would hit. Graeme Robertson, Newcastle upon Tyne

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    ENTERTAINMENT

    PERSONAL PHOTOS COURTESY OF SU POLLARD

    Su Pollard I Remember A LWAY S H AV I N G A

    F L A M B OYA N T D R E S S

    SENSE. When I was five,

    my mum Hilda took me to

    C&A in Nottingham. I said,

    I want that blue dress with

    the yellow polka dots and I

    want one blue tight and one

    yellow one. My mums dress sense was

    more twin set and pearls.

    MY HANDSOME DAD. I remember

    him at a family party, all suited and

    booted, singing My Way like Frank Sinatra and everyone cheering him on

    and shouting, More, Don, more! I

    was so proud of him. He always said to

    me, Youve got to follow your dreams.

    MAKING AN AUDIENCE LAUGH

    FOR THE FIRST TIME. I didnt mean

    to. I was the angel Gabriels assistant in

    the school nativity, aged six,

    and was standing on a card-

    board box to deliver my line to

    Mary, Fear Not! Angel Gabriel

    will at which point I fell right

    through the boxthe teacher

    hadnt made it strong enough.

    It wasnt an auspicious start to

    my acting career, but I loved how the

    audience laughed at the situation, so I

    clambered out of the box and finished

    my line be coming to give you a

    sign. Everyone loved it.

    GETTING INTO TROUBLE. One

    day in our cookery class, Miss Poole

    said to us, Clean out your drawers,

    girls, and I laughed because it made

    me think of old-fashioned underwear.

    She sent me to the headmistress to say,

    Miss Poole says Im daft. Another

    time, the headmistress called me into

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    I Remember

    her office and said, Susan, youre

    wearing the school cloak like a

    Dracula cape. Thats not allowed.

    I think your theatrical tendencies

    need an outlet. You should join the

    local amateur-dramatic society. To

    this day I thank her for those words of

    wisdom. I couldnt have got a better

    grounding if Id gone to drama school,

    and I was an enthusiastic participant

    at the Co-Operative Arts Theatre until

    I left Nottingham.

    GETTING MY FIRST PAIR OF

    GLASSES WHEN I WAS 14. They

    were round, John Lennon ones. My

    dad bought them because they were

    on offer, but I thought they were hate-

    ful and cried my eyes out at having

    to wear them. I said to my dad, Boys

    wont want to make passes at me.

    MY MUM WAS PAINFULLY SHY.

    She and my dad both worked at the

    Players Factorythey were one of the

    biggest employers in Nottingham. One

    day I went to surprise her with a visit

    wearing a big Afghan coat and a bowler

    hat with a feather. She was horrified

    and said, Quick, walk behind me! She

    was a great tap dancer and had a lovely

    soprano voice. I remember dancing in

    the kitchen with her and ruining the

    lino on the floor. Shes very happy that

    Ive been able to do a job I love.

    I WAS A GOOD TYPIST. I left

    school at 16 and got a job with The

    Tennant Rubber Company. I could do

    200 words a minute shorthand and

    A ten-year-old Su on holiday at the local

    caravan park in Mablethorpe, Lincolnshire;

    (below) with parents Don and Hilda at a

    Buckingham Palace garden party

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    80 words on a typewriter. But one time

    I sent out a letter to loads of people

    that said, The couple who suffered

    flooding in their home have kindly

    been put up in a hovel. My boss wasnt

    pleased with my muddling up the v

    and t in their accommodation details.

    SINGING AVE MARIA IN HOT

    PANTS. I started singing in pubs and

    working mens clubs when I was 15.

    The clubs were a rather better place to

    learn your trade because they had

    proper secretaries that booked your

    act. I got paid 10 a gig, which was

    marvellous. One time my friend John

    and I did an evening together. He was

    a drag act and I helped get his wigs on

    and then sang Ave Maria.

    SEEING LONDON FOR THE FIRST

    TIME. Id answered an ad in The Stage

    magazine for a part in the musical The

    Desert Song. Ill never forget arriving

    at St Pancras station aged 19 for the

    audition; it looked like a Disneyland

    castle and I was so excited. Four days

    later I got a call saying Id got the job

    and that they wanted me straight away.

    But I hadnt done my fortnights notice!

    My boss was lovely and said, Just go.

    I never looked back.

    COMING SECOND TO A SINGING

    DOG IN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS

    IN 1974. It was a Jack Russell owned

    by a headmaster who got all his pupils

    to vote for him. I sang Im Just a Girl

    Who Cant Say No, but I didnt have

    my glasses on and couldnt see the

    camera, so I sang at the speaker by

    mistake. That Jack Russells got a rela-

    tion somewherelets hope I never get

    to meet it.

    TRYING NOT TO LAUGH WHEN

    WE WERE FILMING EPISODES OF

    HI-DE-HI. One time we were sup-

    posed to be looking for treasure under

    the floorboards, but all we could see

    was the water main. The disparity in

    what we were supposed to be looking

    for and the reality of what we were

    An early

    publicity

    shot aged

    16, when

    Su was

    playing

    working

    mens clubs

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    documentary at that time. We had to

    film a video on a snowy Hampstead

    Heath, with me in a pink floppy hat

    getting snowballs chucked at me.

    MEETING THE QUEEN. I did three

    Royal Variety Performances, and when

    I met her I said, Can we swap skins,

    Maam? because she had the most

    fantastic skin. She beamed at me.

    TAP DANCING WITH THE PRIN-

    CESS OF WALES. We were at a charity

    event at 10 Downing Street. I was in Me

    and My Girl at the time and told her

    I was finding the tap dancing hard. She

    said shed done it at school, and before

    I knew it we were tapping together. I

    couldnt wait to tell my mum!

    DOING TV AND THEATRE AT

    THE SAME TIME. I was filming You

    Rang, MLord? during the day and star-

    ring in a farce Dont Dress for Dinner in

    the West End every evening. I used to

    find myself shouting for the filming

    and then too quiet on the stage. It was

    a marvellous thrill to be doing what I

    loved with such tremendous people.

    PAUL SHANE. Id worked with him

    on Hi-de-Hi! and You Rang, MLord?,

    so it was no wonder when we were

    together again shooting a scene for Oh,

    Doctor Beeching! that I got confused

    and shouted Ted! Ted! at him. Only

    his name wasnt Ted in that show. We

    filmed Oh, Doctor Beeching! on a real

    station and every time it rained 16

    RE

    X/J

    EN

    NY

    GO

    OD

    AL

    L/

    DA

    ILY

    MA

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    Reunited with Paul

    Shane (centre) and

    Jeffrey Holland for

    Oh, Doctor Beeching!

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    bedraggled actors would shout Hit

    the huts! and wed take shelter in the

    little huts used for storing the props.

    DANCING WITH ANTON DU

    BEKE ON STRICTLY COME DANC-

    ING. Hes ever so good. When we first

    met, he looked at me like I was from

    Planet Zod. We got on very well, even

    though he knew I was never going to

    be a spectacular partner.

    MY BEST STYLE MOMENT. It was

    for An Audience With Ken Dodd. I wore

    a red silk dress and huge feather boa,

    a silver 1960s cap and necklaceand

    black-and-red trainers. Most high heels

    you cant walk in, and who wants to be

    stuck in the corner of a room when you

    could be out there having fun?

    As told to Caroline Hutton

    Su Pollard will be starring with Cannon

    and Ball in the comedy farce Ha Ha Hood!

    And the Prince of Leaves, which is in

    theatres around the UK from this month.

    Visit hahahood.com for details.

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    In panto as

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    Mermaid from

    Peter Pan

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    PHOTOS BY ERIN PATRICE O

    BRIEN

    The

    Who

    Wouldnt

    Girl

    Break

    BY ANITA BARTHOLOMEW

    Jessicas bones might be fragile

    but her spirit was fighting fit

    and her body responded

    HEALTH

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    THE G I R L WHO WOULDN T B R EAK

    ESSICA BERNSTEINS PARENTS LIFTED HER FROM

    HER WHEELCHAIR and hustled her into her mums

    car for the trip to the hospital. Distraught, the elfin

    15-year-old begged them: Dont take me. Please,

    I dont want to go!

    Shed had more surgeries than birthdays; spent

    more time wracked with pain, recovering from

    fractures and operations, than shed spent just being

    a child. She couldnt do it any more. Yet, even as she pleaded to be

    left alone, she knew she had no choice.

    In her second year of primary school, Jessica was fitted with leg braces that extended from her hips to her ankles. Thrilled to be walking on her own for the first time in her young life, she wore them 24 hours a day. But the following year, as she walked through a doorway at school, Jessicas foot caught on the threshold. That slight misstepshe didnt fallwas enough to break both her legs.

    Three surgeries and 18 months later, something had changed in the sparky little girl. Until then, Jessica had always been determined to push herself beyond expectations. But now she sat in her wheelchair, reluctant to do the gruelling post-surgery physical therapy that could help her get onto her crutches and back to school. She loved that her friends often came over to hang out with her, but she envied them too. They were free to play out-side and do all the things that everyone else could do. She wanted to be just a normal child, but even more than that,

    A few months earlier, in the winter of 2009, her surgeon Dr Jenny Frances had given her a reprieve. One of the supporting metal rods inside Jessicas leg bones had shifted position. But when she begged to put off getting it corrected, Dr Frances agreed to wait until the girl felt ready.

    Now sharp pains in her right leg told her something was very wrong. Treatment could wait no longer.

    Jessica had been born with osteo-genesis imperfecta (OI), a rare genetic disorder also known as brittle bone disease. So fragile was her skeleton that her legs had broken and healed again before she was even born. Many more fractures followed, almost always to her legs. As a tot, Jessica wanted to do everything her older sister Marisa did. When other kids were toddling, she pulled herself along on her bottom. Fearing the pressure would fracture her arms, her grandfather built a scooter to place under her tummy so she could zip around the house.

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    she wanted to be safe from more pain.

    By the time she returned to school in

    the fourth year, she cautiously got back

    to using two crutches, but decided not

    to even try to get around on just one, as

    shed done in the past. She didnt want

    to fall. As a little girl, shed braved the

    frequent blood tests her condition re-

    quired. Now she cried and begged the

    nurses to leave her be. No more surger-

    ies, no more blood tests. Shed had

    enough of it all for a lifetime.

    When Jessica was 14, shed reached

    what doctors expected to be close to

    her full height: just four-foot-two. But

    without much physical activity, her

    weight had ballooned. So she chal-

    lenged herself to lose weight and

    started to exercise more. The excess

    weight dropped away and she felt bet-

    ter about herself than she had in years.

    Then came the pain in her right leg.

    Something was seriously wrong.

    BACK IN HOSPITAL, the 15-year old

    imagined her efforts had been for

    nothing. From experience, she knew

    post-surgical recovery would be long

    six months or moreand painful.

    But she had a pleasant surprise. This

    current operation would be somewhat

    simpler than earlier ones, Dr Frances

    at the Childrens Centre at Manhattans

    Hospital for Joint Diseases, explained,

    as they reviewed her X-rays. Because

    the bone had broken at the top only,

    they could use a smaller incision to

    pull out the old rod and insert a new

    one, instead of making the usual long

    incision from the top to the bottom of

    the leg.

    A few days after the surgery, Jessica

    was surprised to find herself able to sit

    up in a wheelchair. By the end of her

    nine-day hospital stay, she tentatively

    hefted herself onto her crutches

    an even bigger undertakingbeing

    careful to keep the wounded leg from

    touching the floor. Thrilled at how

    much better she felt than shed antici-

    pated, she started getting back some

    of her old determination.

    Early stage physical therapy usually

    involved very little movement. But

    I realised I could do a lot more, says

    Jessica. Experimenting with new exer-

    cises, relying on her own sense of how

    far her body could go, I kind of just

    made it up on my own.

    Using her walker for support, she

    practiced lifting her body up with her

    arms and swinging her legs back and

    THRILLED AT HOW MUCH BETTER SHE FELT AFTER SURGERY, SHE STARTED TO GET BACK SOME OF HER OLD DETERMINATION

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    forth. Within six weeks, she could bend

    her knee. That, too, was the soonest

    ever. To ensure she didnt lose muscle

    in the leg, with Dr Francess blessing

    she wrapped a small weight around

    her ankle and did leg lifts. She taught

    herself yoga poses. It helpedI

    wouldnt get so stiff. She cycled on an

    indoor exercise bike, each day getting

    stronger and more confident. Dr Fran-

    ces was stunned, but pleased, that a

    teenager with OI could become an

    exercise fanatic.

    Her 15-year-old body co-operated,

    up to a point. But soon it was clear

    that her calf wasnt healing properly.

    Doctors would have to go back in to

    do another repair. And Jessica would

    start from the beginning again.

    But now, she knew something she

    hadnt before. Her bones might be

    fragile, but her body was capable of

    more. And her spirit was fighting fit as

    well. It was getting easier every time to

    get back to where she was before the

    operation. Shed healed well enough to

    join her friends as they began their first

    year of secondary school together.

    But Jessica had a dream.

    Her family lived just four houses

    from an idyllic beach on Long Island,

    New York. Jessica longed to stroll the

    boardwalk like her neighbours, but had

    never been nimble enough on her

    crutches, or sticks as she called them,

    to navigate the wooden slats. She

    decided it was time to try. Trekking to

    the end of the street, she took the ramp

    up to the wooden walkway, delighting

    in the scent of the sea and the call of

    the gulls. The clack of her sticks was

    the sound of independence.

    Life suddenly felt richer and more

    complete. The boardwalk stroll be-

    came part of her daily routine.

    Then in late October 2012, the mas-

    sive waves caused by Hurricane Sandy

    ripped the boardwalk from its moor-

    ings. With the boardwalk gone, Jessica

    couldnt stroll along the beach. Her

    crutches would be useless on the soft

    sand. The thought saddened her until

    she realised this setback didnt have to

    stop her. She had an idea: What if I

    could walk without sticks?

    With renewed resolve, hanging onto

    furniture for balance, Jessica practised

    getting around the house with a single

    crutch. It was less difficult than shed

    When Jessica first

    walked on the

    sand, it was an

    amazing feeling

    of freedom

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    imagined. So then I started to do it

    quicker. Soon, single stick under her

    arm, she was walking around the yard.

    After a few weeks, she was able to walk

    around the house with no crutch at

    all, holding onto anything that could

    stabilise her.

    One February afternoon, when the

    sun was low in the sky and the winds

    calm, Jessica dressed in her exercise

    gear and left the house, single crutch

    under her arm. Neighbours ambled

    along the beach, some walking their

    dogs. She headed in their direction,

    stepping for the first time beyond

    where the pavement ended. Her stick,

    more impediment than help, sank in

    the sand. Stopping a moment, she

    lifted the crutch until it rested across

    her arms. She took another step. The

    sand didnt feel the way shed imag-

    ined, but it was wonderful: soft and

    yielding, yet demanding. She adjusted

    her stance to find her balance, then

    coaxed herself along, watching all the

    other people who took this simple act

    for granted. To walk freelythey had

    no idea how amazing it all was.

    I felt so proud, she says. It was like

    Id given birth to the sand.

    Jessica loves to bake, and although it

    means long hours of standingsomething

    she might not have dreamed she could do

    a few years beforeshes decided to follow

    her heart and study the culinary arts.

  • HEALTH

  • PHOTOGRAPHS BY GREGORY REID

    When health professionals have heart-to-

    heart chats with their pals, their advice often

    differs from the medical standard

    What Doctors Tell Their Friends About Vitamins

    BY RICHARD LALIBERTE

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    WHAT DOCTORS T E L L T H E I R F R I ENDS ABOUT V I TAM I N S

    DR CLIFFORD ROSEN KNOWS VITAMIN D: he was part of an Institute

    of Medicine committee that recently set recommendations for the

    sunshine vitamin. So hes astounded when he learns that friends are

    taking as much as 5,000 IU of the vitamin each dayfar higher than

    the 4,000 IU established as the safe upper limit. Probably 80 per cent

    of the people I know take vitamin D, says Dr Rosen, from the Maine

    Medical Centre Research Institute in the US. When I ask them why,

    they say, Its not harmful. But thats not necessarily true.

    In fact, the latest research suggests that

    many previously lauded supplements

    may be riskier than once thought. And

    dangers may be greater for those who

    are savviest about nutrition. People

    who take supplements tend to eat

    better and have higher nutrient intakes

    than people who dont, says Paul R

    Thomas, scientific consultant at the

    National Institutes of Healths Office of

    Dietary Supplements. Adding supple-

    ments on top increases the risk of

    getting more than you need.

    Yet its tough to judge the value of

    supplements when headlines seesaw

    between recommendations and warn-

    ings. So we asked some experts a ques-

    tion: what advice do you give your

    friends and family about vitamins?

    Their answers may make you rethink

    whats in your medicine cabinet.

    Vitamin C? It just gives you expensive urineDr Mark Levine laughs when asked if

    he takes a vitamin C supplement. A

    researcher at the National Institute of

    Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney

    Diseases, Dr Levine has studied how

    the body uses vitamin C. Although

    some research indicates that it may

    protect against cancer, cardiovascular

    disease, macular degeneration and

    famouslythe common cold, studies

    that isolate vitamin C from the diet

    generally dont find that taking it alone

    protects against disease.

    The best evidence for vitamin C

    comes from studies where people get it

    from fruits and vegetables, Dr Levine

    says. The benefits likely come from the

    interaction of a range of nutrients in C-

    rich foods such as citrus fruits, red and

    green peppers, broccoli, strawberries

    and Brussels sprouts.

    While some evidence suggests that

    taking 200mg or more of vitamin C a

    day might shorten a cold by a few

    hours12 hours at the most, says

    Dr Levinetaking a supplement after

    symptoms start does no good.

    Whats more, Dr Levines research

    shows that the body tightly regulates

    vitamin C levels, so its futile to load up

    on the mega doses found in popular

    supplements. The body works very

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    hard to absorb low amounts of vitamin C, Dr Levine says. But as the dose goes up, you absorb much less and you excrete the extra vitamin C through your urine in a matter of hours.

    Should you take a supplement? Probably not. Even amounts higher than the RDA of 90mg for men and 75mg for women are easy to get from your diet. In fact, only six per cent of the population is deficient in vitamin C, according to the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention.

    If you eat fish twice a week, you dont need omega-3 supplementsPeople often ask me about omega-3s, says Dr Dariush Mozaffarian, associate professor of medicine at Harvard Med-ical School, who studies these unsatu-rated fatty acids found in many types of fish. I tell them that decades of studies show that eating two servings of fish a week lowers the risk of death from heart disease, but getting more than that doesnt make a big difference.

    Omega-3s reduce inflammation and make plaques in arteries more stable, so theyre less prone to trigger a heart attack or stroke. They may also allevi-ate depression and protect skin from ultraviolet radiation.

    Should you take a supplement? If you dont eat much fish, its reason-able to take a 1g fish-oil capsule a day, especially if youre over 40 or have

    heart disease, Dr Mozaffarian says. But avoid taking more; some studies suggest that doses upwards of 2g to 3g may raise levels of LDL cholesterol.

    Skip calcium pills, unless you have osteoporosisWomen have been told for years to take calcium for strong bones, so Dr Rosen isnt surprised when people pop cal-cium pills three or four times a day. But many are shocked by the advice he shares now: If your bones are healthy, I dont think theres any need for sup-plements, because they might not help and may be harmful.

    Calcium keeps bones strong and helps muscles, nerves, blood and hor-mones do their jobs. You especially need it when youre young and build-ing bone or when youre older (over 50 for women and over 70 for men) and your body absorbs less of the mineral. But its easy to get enough from foods such as milk, yogurt, broccoli and forti-fied orange juice and cereal. You need only about 1,000mg of calcium a day, and the typical dietary intake is about 850mg, Dr Rosen says.

    Hed rather see friends make up this deficit by ditching processed foods for healthier, calcium-rich ones than take supplements, which can push people dangerously close to the upper limit of 2,000 to 2,500mgbeyond which calcium may start to harm health. Too much calcium can cause constipation and increase the risk of kidney stones.

    Newer, though still controversial,

  • research shows that people who take calcium supplements suffer heart at-tacks at a greater frequency than those who dont. Dr Rosen also says that many people assume that calcium sup-plements prevent osteoporosis, but the latest independent review of research found theres not enough proof to show that pills help people who dont have the bone-weakening condition. Its a bit damned if you do, damned if you dont: for post-menopausal women, doses below 1,000mg dont help, but doses above that may increase risks.

    Should you take a supplement? Theres no reason unless you have osteoporosis, and even then take only one 500mg pill a day, Dr Rosen says.

    Got achy, arthritic knees? Glucosamine/chondroitin is worth a tryAlthough his research concluded that glucosamine/chondroitinrenowned for its purported ability to relieve os-teoarthritis symptomshad no effect on joint pain or function, Dr Allen D Sawitzke recommends it to friends with moderate pain anyway. The reason: Some people do really well on it, even though others dont, says Dr Sawitzke, an investigator for the national Glucosamine/Chondroitin Arthritis Intervention Trial (GAIT).

    Experts think these chemicals, which occur naturally in joints, help build cartilage and supporting tissue and work best as a duo. The trialwhich

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    compared the supplement with an

    anti-inflammatory pain reliever and a

    placeboshowed that, on average,

    people experienced no benefit from

    either treatment after two years. But

    Dr Sawitzke points out the small print:

    glucosamine/chondroitin didnt help

    all, but some people who took it lost

    ten times less cartilage. And the com-

    pounds significantly eased pain for

    79 per cent of participants during the

    first two months.

    Should you take a supplement? If you have moderate arthritis pain, try

    glucosamine/chondroitin for two to

    three months. If you dont see a benefit

    by then, youre probably not going to,

    Dr Sawitzke says.

    The benefits of vitamin D have been oversoldYouve probably heard about studies

    linking low levels of vitamin D with

    higher risks of such wide-ranging

    problems as cancer, heart attacks, in-

    fections, Alzheimers disease, auto-

    immune conditions, depression and

    obesity. When his friends cite these,

    Dr Rosen points out that the studies

    dont show cause and effect.

    These associations can be really

    misleading, he says. Without more

    trials, we dont have a good sense of

    how vitamin D supplements help.

    The one exception: vitamin D has

    conclusively been shown to promote

    strong bones. You need vitamin D to

    absorb calciumthats why the two

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    WHAT DOCTORS T E L L T H E I R F R I ENDS ABOUT V I TAM I N S

    are often packaged together. But too much vitamin D (above the safe upper limit of 4,000 IU for adults) can lead to nausea, vomiting, constipation and weakness. And because vitamin D boosts calcium absorption, amounts above the upper limit can increase risks from both nutrients.

    While blood levels of vitamin D are widely reported to be abysmally low, the latest research shows that most people have enough for healthy bones (above 20ng/ml). Since intake from foods such as fortified milk, fatty fish, eggs and mushrooms is sub-par, most of us get surprisingly meaningful amounts from the sun, which triggers D production in the skin.

    Even ten minutes of casual expo-sure on the hands and feet seems to make a difference, Dr Rosen says.

    Should you take a supplement? Most adults probably dont need one. But after the age of 70, when your bones need more vitamin D, your body begins to make less of it from the sun, so Dr Rosen recommends taking an extra 400 IU a day. Supplements may also be worthwhile for teens (who are in their prime bone-building years), people with disorders such as Crohns or celiac disease (which can affect D absorption) and obese people (whose excess body fat may stockpile the nutrient, so less circulates in blood).

    TWO VITAMINS TO THINK TWICE ABOUT

    VITAMIN A: Some research suggests that taking vitamin A supplements in amounts slightly higher than the RDA of 900mcg for men and 700mcg for women may reduce bone-mineral density and increase the risk of fractures. In addition, two clinical trials have found increased risks of lung cancer and cardiovascular disease in smokers who took high doses of beta-carotene (which converts to vitamin A in the body).

    VITAMIN E: Researchers studying whether vitamin E helps prevent prostate cancer found that taking 400 IU a daymore than the recommended 22.4 IU but the amount typically found in pillsincreased the risks by 17 per cent. An earlier review of 19 clinical trials found that 400 IU a day may boost death rates. Other research suggests that vitamin E supplements may increase the risk of heart attack and stroke. Despite these findings, a 2012 study reports that 20 per cent of men who visit urologists take vitamin E to prevent prostate cancer.

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    Fibre supplements may help, but theyre not a licence to skip vegetablesIn an ideal world, everyone would get their share of fibre from huge, crunchy salads and snacks of fresh fruit. But Joanne Slavin, whos studied fibre, knows thats not going to happen.

    Most people get only about half the recommended intake of at least 25g of fibre a day, a bigger shortfall than with most nutrients, says Slavin, from the University of Minnesotas Department of Food Science and Nutrition. Thats why she favours supplements to make up the difference. You still need to eat fibre-rich foods such as fruits, vegeta-bles, wholegrains and legumes, Slavin says. But if you cant swap these for what you normally eat, a supplement can help you get what you need.

    Fibreplant substances that the body doesnt easily digestlingers in the GI tract, where it nourishes good bacteria and slows digestion. It may lower the risk of heart disease and stroke, hypertension, obesity and some

    cancers. Although much of whats known about fibres health impact comes from studies of overall dietary patterns, clinical studies based on isolated fibre like that found in supple-ments also reported important bene-fits, like lowering cholesterol.

    Not all dietary fibres are alike, Slavin says. For example, studies sug-gest that psyllium (used in liquid sup-plements like Metamucil) and wheat bran are good at promoting regularity; inulin can increase healthy bacteria in the gut; and oat bran and barley bran have been shown to lower cholesterol.

    Should you take a supplement? First try to boost fibre intake by tweak-ing your diet. If you still fall short, take 3g of fibre once a day to start (to avoid gas and bloating). If you tolerate the change after three days, increase to 3g three times a day. Check with your doctor if you have diabetes or take certain drugs, since fibre can lower blood sugar and reduce absorption of some medication.

    READER S D I G E ST

    STARTING A NEW JOB IS NEVER EASY

    I accidentally pressed the panic button and summoned an armed response

    police team while in my first week of training in a new job.

    First day of working as a cashier, I put the wrong code in for a voucher,

    giving the customer 3,000,000,000 credit.

    First job, first week, I refused to let a strange man into the shop before

    opening time. He was the regional manager.

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    Are you feeling a bit physically inactive after the

    summer? Follow our easy tips to get movingyou wont

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    It went from the most abundant bird

    in the world to extinction within

    decades. But could modern technology

    resurrect the passenger pigeon?

    BY CRISPIN ANDREWS

    The LongFlight

    to Revival

  • THE LONG F L I GHT TO R EV I VA L

    them. This would include not only

    passenger pigeons but also thylacines,

    dodos, Stellers sea cows, moas and

    woolly mammoths.

    At the conference, several scientists,

    revealed that theyd been trying inde-

    pendently to revive extinct species

    for a whilesuch as the Australian

    gastric-brooding frog, which gave birth

    through its mouth, and the auroch,

    an extinct cow that used to roam the

    plains of Europe and Central Asia. It

    was also announced that scientists had

    been sequencing passenger-pigeon

    DNA since 2001.

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    Revive and Restore on the passenger-

    pigeon project, explains that DNA from

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    back an extinct animal. This isnt a

    problem with the passenger pigeon;

    there are 1,532 stuffed specimens in

    museums and private collections

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    Sky: The Passenger Pigeons Flight to

    Extinction, has a bird called Heinrich

    named after German-American com-

    poser Anthony Phillip Heinrich, who

    wrote a whole symphony in 1858 about

    passenger-pigeon migrationwhile

    When the first Europeans arrived,

    North America had five billion pas-

    senger pigeons. In 1866, the Ontario

    flock alone was said to contain three

    and a half billion birds. Yet on Sep-

    tember 1, 1914, the last passenger

    pigeon, called Martha in honour of

    President George Washingtons wife,

    died in Cincinnati Zoothousands

    of years of evolution destroyed in a

    few decades.

    FAST FORWARD 100 YEARS, however,

    and we find that scientists are making

    serious attempts to bring back the

    doomed bird.

    On March 15 last year, a group of

    leading scientists, conservationists

    and researchers came to a conference

    in Washingtonchristened Revive and

    Restore after the

    organising non-

    profit group who

    set it upto discuss

    whether humans, re-

    sponsible for wiping

    out so many animals,

    should take advan-

    tage of modern tech-

    nology and make

    efforts to revive

    There were so many birds that they blotted out the midday sun.

    A mile wide and 300 miles long, the flock took 14 hours to pass

    overhead. Some roosting sites went on for 40 miles. There were

    sometimes 100 nests per tree. Writers of the time called them a living

    torrent, a feathered tempest, and a biological storm. Only the Rocky

    Mountain locust gathered in greater numbers.

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    You have to put together

    enough fragments from a

    specimens damaged cells

    to get as much of the ge-

    nome as you can. Its like

    tearing up ten copies of a book and

    then trying to make one book from all

    the fragments.

    Scientists also need a living animals

    genome to map their copy against

    something similar with a high propor-

    tion of identical DNA, so they have a

    picture in front of them of the sort of

    thing theyre trying to build. Novak is

    Martha herself was frozen

    in a 300-pound ice cube

    when she died.

    Unfortunately, DNA from

    an animal that died over

    a 100 years ago isnt well-preserved

    enough to get the intact genomejust

    tiny fragments. Its not like cloning

    Dolly the sheep from a live animal;

    DNA starts decaying as soon as an

    organism dies.

    Even if you had a two-year-old

    taxidermy piece, you wouldnt get

    whole strands of DNA, says Novak.

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    a flock of passenger

    pigeons. A single shot

    could bring down

    a hundred birds

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  • THE LONG F L I GHT TO R EV I VA L

    using the passenger pigeons closest

    living relative, the band-tailed pigeon.

    Its virtually the same bird, except

    passengers had a longer tail, a peach-

    coloured breast and a stronger flocking

    mentality, he says.

    Novak thinks it will be at least ten

    to 15 years before the first passenger

    pigeon hatchesmaybe less, depend-

    ing on how much funding Revive and

    Restore can attract. To get there will

    require further breakthroughs in ge-

    nome sequencing, and someone also

    needs to come up with a way of cultur-

    ing a band-tailed pigeons germ cells.

    Then Novak can start thinking about

    altering the pigeons genetic code and

    eventually introducing living cells into

    a band-tailed pigeon embryo.

    After that, itll be another ten to 15

    years to build up a captive flock ready

    for release, and another 75 years before

    we see large flocks of pigeons in the

    skies again.

    IF ANYONE MANAGES TO RECREATE

    a passenger pigeon, youll see what

    looks like a slightly larger, more colour-

    ful American turtle dovegreyish

    blue above and reddish tan feathers

    below. Alone, the passenger pigeon

    was unremarkable; in flocks, it was

    like no bird we know today. Gigantic

    hordes of these birds travelled across

    North America, east of the Rocky

    Mountains, roosting and nesting in

    the vast deciduous forests.

    For tens of thousands of years, the

    sheer size of these flocks

    protected the species

    from predators. Every-

    thing from mink, mar-

    tens and weasels to

    hawks, eagles, wolves

    and bobcats would turn

    up at passenger-pigeon

    nesting grounds. Native

    Americans killed adult

    birds for food and baby

    birds for their oil, which

    they used like butter.

    But despite all the un-

    wanted attention, nest-

    ing colonies were so big

    they still had a 90 per

    cent success rate and

    the species continued to

    thrive. Unfortunately,

    Ben Novak

    examines

    some pigeon

    specimens at

    the California

    Academy of

    Sciences, San

    Francisco

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    PHOTOGRAPHS COURTESY OF ANDREW CRISPIN

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    092014 | |57

    against European settlers

    with their guns and nets, a

    large flock simply meant

    a bigger target.

    Early settlers caught

    passenger pigeons for food

    and feathers, and shot them as vermin.

    Their descendants shot the birds for

    sport and cleared forests, the pigeons

    habitat, for farming and wood. But it

    wasnt until the mid-19th century,

    when railroads connected the east-

    coast cities with the inland settlements,

    that passenger pigeons became really

    big business.

    The cheapest protein around, locals

    called it, says Greenburg. Hunters

    shot them out of the sky daily in their

    thousandsthe birds flew so closely

    together that a single shot could kill

    a hundred. They were also shot from

    their nests or shaken out of the trees

    like leaves. Sometimes

    the trees were set on fire,

    or sulphur was burned

    underneath. Other hunters

    placed bait on the ground

    and threw huge nets, some

    large enough to trap 3,500 birds at a

    time, over those that landed.

    Railroads transported the meat, pre-

    served in ice, to big city markets. Some

    people even used new telecommuni-

    cations technology to locate and track

    the pigeons. Every day, hundreds of

    hunters harvested thousands of birds.

    Its no surprise that, before long, there

    were no birds left to harvest.

    Greenburg says that the Americans

    started their environmental movement

    in the 1890s as a direct result of this

    catastrophe, and the same sense of

    collective guilt is behind the drive to

    bring the pigeon back.

    The thylacine, a wolf-

    like marsupial from

    Tasmania, was killed

    off by settlers around

    the same time as

    the passenger pigeon

    ILLUSTRATION: MARKKU MURTO/ART/ALAMY

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    THE LONG F L I GHT TO R EV I VA L

    DESPITE ALL THIS, MANY OF TODAYS

    conservationists have concerns about

    the resources devoted to resurrecting

    extinct animals. Why should we bother,

    they argue, when there are so many

    living animals that desperately need

    our help to prevent them going the

    same way? And wouldnt reintroduced

    animals face the same problemssuch

    as habitat destruction, poaching and

    climate changethat wiped them out

    in the first place?

    Even if scientists manage to produce

    some pigeonsor thylacines or mam-

    moths, for that matterwould there be

    enough genetic diversity in the captive

    population to main-

    tain a wild popula-

    tion? Would the

    c l o n e d a n i m a l s

    survive? A Pyrenean

    ibex, cloned in 2009

    from an animal that

    had died nine years

    earlier, lived only

    a few moments.

    And if a genetically

    engineered animal

    does survive, will it

    be able to function,

    never mind func-

    tion like the extinct

    animal? Will we

    have a passenger

    pigeon, or just a

    band-tailed pigeon that looks a bit

    like a passenger pigeon?

    Ben Novak insists that itll be as if

    the last remaining passenger pigeon

    hybridised with band-tailed pigeons

    and the resulting offspring never

    again bred with band-tailed pigeons.

    By our intent, theyll look like pas-

    senger pigeons, flock like passenger

    pigeons, live as passenger pigeons,

    and their DNA will have passenger-

    pigeon genes, he says.

    Novak adds that its not mankinds

    collective guilt that drives him to do

    this. Its simply that theres an eco-

    logical niche for an arboreal pigeon

    in the Eastern US, and reinstalling

    the passenger pigeon would benefit

    the ecosystem. Neither band-tailed

    pigeons nor rock pigeons have filled

    Ben Novak (left) and Stewart Brand, co-

    founder of Revive and Restore, show off

    pigeons from the Smithsonian collection

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    092014 | |59

    the ecological niche left by the pas-

    sengers demise, he says.

    Joel Greenburg sees another long-

    term problem. People

    in the US and Canada

    today wont tolerate

    gigantic flocks of birds,

    he says. But Novak is

    unyielding. If we cant

    have mil l ion-strong

    flocks, lets have tens

    of thousands.

    OF COURSE, THERE ARE

    deeper lessons to be

    learned from the pas-

    senger pigeons demise, such as what

    it tells us about human capacity for

    greed and denial.

    There were so many pigeons

    people back then thought it was an

    endless resource, says Greenburg.

    When, at the height of the slaughter,

    pigeon numbers started getting lower,

    people just made up stories to con-

    vince themselves that everything was

    fine, rather than accept

    the truth.

    Some claimed, for in-

    stance, that pigeons

    nested 11 times a year,

    when in fact it was only

    once. Others speculated

    the birds had flown off to

    the Arizona Desert, the

    South American rain-

    forest, even through the

    Bermuda triangle.

    Greenburg adds that

    the passenger pigeon is a cautionary

    tale for those who focus only on what

    they want today.

    If were not good stewards, then

    even the most abundant resource

    fish stocks, oil, waterwill eventually

    run out, he warns.

    If were not good stewards, then even the most abundant

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