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Professional Writing
Thats UBER Fantastic10 Myths, 10 Rules
Paul F. Stregevsky
Science Writer,
Corporate Communications Division
DHS Science and Technology
Directorate
UnderstoodBelieved
EnjoyedRemembered
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Myth 1: I was always taught
But which passage is more effective?This? Or this?DO NOT LITTER. Ifyourecaught
littering, youllbefinedand jailed.
Nothing can breakthe new multiband
radio. Nothing can
hack it. Nothing
can jam it.
The newmultiband radio
cantbe broken. Itcantbe hacked. Itcantbe jammed.
Never use the passive voice!
Never use pronouns!Do not use contractions!
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Myth 2:
We are all so inclined to
think that our own
writing is clear that if our
readers struggle to
understand it, the
problem must be not our
deep writing but their
lazy reading.
Joseph M. Williams, Style
Nothing is wrong with my style.
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Myth 3: By writing densely,Ill impress everyone.
We listen to cops, firemen, and
No, too plain.Accio Obfuscation!
There: Our customer-centric focus
Much better!
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Myth 4: If I write vividly and clearly,I wont be taken seriously.
Deleting an I or a we
doesnt make a scientists
thinking more objective. We
know that behind thoseimpersonal sentence are
flesh-and-blood researchers
doing, thinking, and
writing.
Joseph M. Williams, Style
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Myth 5: My readers have to readwhat I wrote.
Shad-dup!
But its so
BORING! And
DENSE!
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Myth 6: Clear writing is fine andgood, but not for my audience.
What we write always
seems clearer to us than it
does to our readers,because we can read into it
what we want readers to
get out of it.
Joseph M. Williams, Style
We are too august
to be addressed
in the common tongue!
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Myth 7: Im writing about technology.Its about people!act: Its not about tools.
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The Turbo Encabulator
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Myth 8:Its my report, to write as I see fit.
Plain Language Act of 2009: Use common, everyday words.
Useyou and other pronouns.
Use the active voice.
Dont waste my time with gobbledygook.
Write everything clearly. No exceptions!Tara says:
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Myth 9: My chief goal is to inform.
What really counts, after all,
is not what we understand as
we read, but how well we
remember it the next day.
Joseph M. Williams, Style
Be clear.
Be compelling.Be credible.
BecauseYour chief goal is to persuade!
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Myth 10: My readers care onlyabout facts.
Clear and graceful
writers are so few,
that when we find
them, we are
desperately grateful
for them. They do
not go unrewarded.
Joseph M. Williams,Style
Spare me your pronouns,
analogies, and metaphors, for
I am a DHS stakeholder, with
no use for the human touch.
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Your technical writing can be
UBER Fantastic!UnderstoodBelievedEnjoyedRemembered
Marc antony eulogizes
Julius caesar
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UBER Rule 1: Keep it human.
Instead of this: Write this:The cause of our schools failure atteaching basic skills is not understandingthe influence of cultural background on
learning.
Teachersfail to teach basic skillsbecause theydont get howcultural background affects how
kids learn.
Personnelpersonnel who needpersonnelarethe luckiest personnel
Peoplepeoplewho needpeopleare the luckiest people
We, the personnel of the United States We, the peoplewillassistthelaw enforcement community willhelppolice officers (or cops;
our men and women in blue)government ofthe stakeholders, bythestakeholders, forthe stakeholders government ofthe people,bythepeople, forthe people
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UBER Rule 2: Paint a mental picture.
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UBER Rule 3: Dont confuse.Write not so that you can be understood,but so that you cannot be
misunderstood. Francis BaconWhatever can be written can usually bewritten more clearly, with just a bit more
effort. Joseph M. Williams, Style
Instead of this: Write this:The camera records imagery. The camera captures a continuous
movie or 1 photo every 15 seconds.
ROW-B will enable PTT calls on broadbandmobile devicesto connect to Project 25 LMRsystems, allowing LMR users and broad-
band users to be on the same group call.
At the push of a button, a citizen
can use her Blackberry, iPhone, or
Droid to talk with responders who
use radios.
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Instead of this: Write this:Dear National Management
Association: This member no longerwishes to maintain his membership.
Dear NMA,
I quit.
Decisions in regard to administration ofmedication despite inability of anirrational patient appearing in a Trauma
Center to provide legal consent restwith the attending physician.
When a patient comes to a traumacenter and behaves so irrationally thathecant legally consent to treatment,only the attendingphysiciancandecide whether to medicate him.
An understanding of the causal factorsinvolved in excessive drinking bystudents couldleadto more effectivetreatment.
Ifweunderstood why some studentsdrink too much, wecouldtreat themmore effectively.
UBERRule 4:
Make the doer your subject;make action your verb.
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UBERRule 5:
If your writing bores you,it will bore your readers.
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UBER Rule 6:Favor the singular.
Instead of this: Write this:UsingLED Incapacitators, lawenforcement officers can takedown rioters without injuring them.
Usingthe LED Incapacitator, apolice officer can take down arioter without injuring him.
TechSolutions: Where firstresponders with ideas can beheard.
TechSolutions: Where a firstresponder with an idea can beheard.
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Instead of this: Write this:We are committed to engaging ourstakeholders to enhance the Nationssecurity.
To protect Americans better, were
listening to firefighters, EMTs, cops,bomb squadders, and hazmat crews.
S&T leadership has instructedmanagement to Our Under Secretary, Dr. Tara OToole,has enjoined each divisionmanagerOur customer-focused portfolio haseffectivelyfacilitateda plan to leverageresponders resources, fusingdisparatesystemsat the National, state, regional,local, and Tribal levels.
Were finding affordable ways to help
you work, and talk, with your fellow
heroes, from fellow agencies, districts,
and states.
It is a collaborative effortbetween DHSand the standards community.
Weve teamed up with people who write,use, and rely on standards
UBERRule 7:
Lose the PR/Management-speak.
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Use more qualifiers like this:As we shall see,
Ironically,
For the most part,
However,
To put these numbers in perspective,
In other words,
By comparison,
UBERRule 8:
Use metadiscourseto provide guideposts.
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UBER Rule 9: Use pictures liberally.
Nuff said.
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UBER Rule 10: Heed the Golden Rule of Style.
Write to others as you would have others write to you.
If we dont want others to impose carelessly complex writing
on us, then we ought not to impose it on others.
We write well when we would
willingly experience what our readersdo when they read what weve
written. That puts the burden on us to
imagine our readers and their
feelings.
Joseph M. Williams, Style
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Did you
Understand this?Believe it?Enjoy it? Will youRemember it?
Write as though your jobdepends on it
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Because it does.
S&T has to sell itself to Congress as agood investment, and not a place where
ideas may be generated, only to be
ignored by front line operators.S&Tneeds more effective outreach about
what S&T does, and how the multi-billiondollar investment in the enterprise isvaluable in producing results.
--Chairman Robert Aderholt,
House Appropriations Committeeon Homeland Security,
DHS S&T FY 2012 Budget
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To write UBER, think UBER.
Learn then to think ere you begin to write,If you would dot with profit and delight.
When in the mind the thoughts digested lie,
Thexpression then will readily comply.
For all obscurity lies in the mind,
And we are seldom at a loss to find
Words that may please both Intellect and Ear,
When to ourselves, weve framed our notions clear.--Nicolas Boileau,Art of Poetry, 1674
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Recommended Reading: Style
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Would You Bet Your Childs
Life On Your Words? Glad you read this / UBER?
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I release you from the anti-UBER spell
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