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"My pineapples were so unkempt... until I found the IGA GiantPineapple Party! Now they have the best hairstyles ever! Thankyou!!" - Miss Ira Octothorpe, New Jersey
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DATE: 11/1/01 DL DIE NUMBER: FC.004.0
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