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  • PAGE 2a SEPTEMBER 2019

    A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY

    I thought you might be interested to find out how the

    Omelette got its name.

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    Seton Thompson was the first editor and he handed

    over to Linda Harris from the 8th

    issue in March 2007.

    Both these editors were qualified journalists with

    many years’ experience.

    I was involved from the very first issue as a

    contributor and later, when Linda took over, as her

    roving reporter. I had no previous experience in

    journalism so when she handed over the editorship to

    me I was very reluctant to take on the position. With

    her patient guidance I slowly got used to the work but

    without the many villager contributions I would never

    have managed. Claude Leroy has proved to be a great

    help with computer guidance and nature news. Thank

    you all; - please keep your contributions rolling!

    FOUNDING EDITOR – LINDA HARRIS

    Heather butler

    When Keith and Linda

    Harris moved into the

    village, it was idyllic for

    them, It was an ideal

    lock-up-and-go

    environment which had

    great appeal.

    But when not planning

    excursions (or concerts)

    to places at times where ‘angels fear to tread’, Linda

    felt there was something in village life missing.

    Coming from a community news background, she

    soon realised that a newsletter for residents, about

    residents, was the missing link. Many may lay claim to

    have had the idea first, but it was Linda who pushed

    the boat.

    She secured funding for printing, through advertising,

    and the first ‘nameless’ newsletter for Umdoni

    Retirement Village was launched. It had very specific

    parameters, viz: no obituaries; to concentrate on

    happy occasions and events and that everything was

    to be relevant to residents. Well, Linda certainly

    achieved her set goals. Testament to this is that the

    Omelette, so named because it was a “bit of this and

    a bit of that”, and somehow Scrambled Eggs didn’t

    quite hit the mark, is now celebrating this amazing

    milestone.

    Linda secured the help of other residents along the

    way. To whit, the late Andre de Meillon who took on

    the nature column; Pam Ritchie, now editor, but then

    roving reporter. And, of course, there were all the

    contributors, among them Letters to the Editor –

    some mere letters of thanks, others amusing and

    informative, as well as the home-grown puzzles.

    Hats off to Linda for seeing the gap, and filling it

    well. Thank you for blazing the trail, and to all those

    who have followed, especially Pam Ritchie, for taking

    up the cudgels.

    The Omelette is a newsletter we all look forward to.

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    A woman is like a teabag; you never

    know how strong she is until she gets

    into hot water

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  • SEPTEMBER 2019 ISSUE 150

    EDITOR’S COMMENT;..

    I hope you enjoy the trip down

    memory lane on the first two

    pages!

    I have also included two

    competitions to keep you

    busy.

    SPECIAL DATES:

    5th: Be late for something day

    6th: Read a book day

    8th: Grandparents’ day

    13th: World chocolate day

    23rd: Spring Equinox

    Wife appreciation day

    24th: Heritage day

    Pam

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    EDITOR: PAM RITCHIE

    COT 253 TEL 039 975 9553

    mail:[email protected]

    NATURE NEWS/BITS’NBYTES:

    CLAUDE LEROY COT 559

    TEL 9759

    O is for One-of-a-kind, which the Omelette surely is

    M is for Magical, which well describes its stories and poems

    E is for Entertaining, with articles of interest and fun, too

    L is for Looks, good ones, professional and smart

    E is for Eagles and Every other animal and bird on our Nature pages

    T is for Timely and relevant, which the articles always are

    T is for Tormenting – those puzzles drive us crazy… but we do love them

    E is for Everyone at URV, who cannot fail to be pleased with such a

    publication especially for us, about us and including us

    THANK YOU to the EDITOR and all who contribute to our OMELETTE

    on reaching Issue 150Issue 150Issue 150Issue 150 of

    The The The The OmeletteOmeletteOmeletteOmelette – an

    important milestone indeed

    for our unique Umdoni

    Retirement Village

    newsletter, which contains

    interesting articles, lovely

    photographs, news of upcoming events, succinct sayings,

    special dates, Nature News, useful adverts, items for sale and

    items wanted, services offered , and much, much more,

    including, of course, the latest sports’ news on the back page!

    We look forward to many, many more good reads of our

    OMELETTE!

    With very best wishes, from the RAC

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    I would like to congratulate Pam and the Omelette team (past and present)

    on the 150th

    edition of this wonderful newsletter!

    Thank you for keeping us all informed on happenings and events in and

    around the village, as well as for the interesting and fun articles.

    Well done to all and keep up the great work…the Omelette plays an

    important part in making Umdoni village special! Here’s to the next 150 editions…! Warm regards

    Andrew Crooks

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  • MARKET PLACEMARKET PLACEMARKET PLACEMARKET PLACE

    FOR SALE

    MONKEY-PROOF REFUSE BIN COVER

    Slatted C.C.A. treated timber. Natural or

    green finish. Hinged lid. Can be seen at

    cottage 401. TONY 9412

    MAGNETIC ALUMINIUM FLY SCREENS

    BRIAN 9818 cot 618 to view and order.

    CURRIED GREEN BEANS

    R25 a bottle HELEN 9822 cot 622

    ROUELLE ARTIFICIAL FRAGRANCES

    Ladies and men R150 each. Open morning

    once a month. Phone to view.

    ANNE Tel 9673 cot 373

    BEAUTIFUL NECKLACES, BRACELETS,

    EARRINGS AND RINGS.

    PAT TEL 9811 cot 611

    BIRDSEED Priced to suit your pocket.

    RINA / TONY Cot 401 9412

    FRESH FREE STATE HONEY back in stock !

    Free State Honey now in 500 g squeeze and

    also plain bottles R 60

    Nev's Scottish Marmalade R 30 per 500 g

    please supply replacement glass bottle

    NEVILLE 9614 cot 314

    REFURBISHED LAWN BOWLS

    Various sizes. From R500 per set.

    COLIN 9754 cot 554

    HEARING AID BATTERIES at R 40.00 per pack

    OF 6. Size 13 only HEATHER 9521 cot 221

    HEARING AID BATTERIES On special R35,00 per pack of 6

    Size 312 brown stickers / Size 10 yellow

    stickers / Size 675 blue stickers.

    LYN 9737 Cot. 537

    ANTHURIUMS

    Large, small & miniature; Double dipladenia;

    Hoya. IAN COT 109 9409

    CAMPING or HOUSEHOLD : 40 Litre DUEL

    FRIDGE/ FREEZER in good condition. Made in S.A. R2500.00 JOHN PATON Cot 329 9629 2 ROLLS OF FAX PAPER, size 215x30x13.

    Braun Paximat Slide Projector with 8 trays

    for slides R150.00 ono.

    Electric frying pan wok shape , teflon coated

    Sunbeam R120.00

    KEN OR MAUREEN 9398 cottage 398.

    EMPISAL S-4D 4 THREAD OVERLOCKER

    New. What offers?

    SUE cot 608 9808

    *SAFEWAY 1.5 LITRE JUG BLENDER

    400 watt model with Pulse and 2 speed

    settings Brand new – never been used in

    anger ! Still under guarantee R300.00

    IAIN Cot232 -- 9532

    4-WHEEL MOBILITY SCOOTER

    Contact Sisster Lorraine Care centre 9466

    SAMSUNG 9KG TOP-LOADER WASHING

    MACHINE. Perfect condition. R1000.00 ono.

    JESS Cot 64 0798572419

    ARTISTS’ OIL PAINTS (Bought in error)

    Never used. 1x 37ml tube cobalt blue

    1x37ml tube flake white; Winsor & Newton.

    Discounted price R100 for both.

    COLIN 9754 cot 554

    LIQUOR, LIQUEURS, WINE Selection of Liquor, Liqueurs and Wine JOE – 9779 – Cot 579

    SERVICES

    KNIVES AND GARDEN TOOLS SHARPENED

    JOHNNY 9808

    SMALL PIECES OF FURNITURE

    made to order - or repaired.

    CALL PETER, 9509.

    HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION IN

    PENNINGTON AVAILABLE.

    LYN 9531 cot 231 CONTACT ALLEN HILL -9548 for

    # Airport shuttle

    # All electrical repairs

    # Mobility car repairs

    # Automatic garage doors

    # General handiwork

    WELDING & WOODWORK REPAIRS

    PHILL cot 30 084 490 9705

    MACHINE EMBROIDERY

    DIENA 9330 cot 30

    COMPUTER REPAIRS .Software support and

    training GARTH 9804

    STAMPS

    Turn that old collection into cash. Appraisals

    and valuations

    ERNIE 9659 cot 359

    WATER FILTRATION: Filter units;

    replacement cartridges, tech advice.

    PETER 9796 cot 596

    PRINTER CARTRIDGES REFILLED

    Colour transparencies to digital

    NEIL cot 255 9555

    TAX PROBLEMS?

    HENRY STREVER 9813 cot 613

    WANTED

    PETROL GOLF CART

    JOHN 9721 082 781 7251

    APPLE I PHONE ALAN Cot 230 9530 BICYCLE RACK TO FIT TOWBAR.

    GRAHAM 9669 or 083 325 5705 cot 369

    BERNINA SEWING MACHINE

    No older than 1970

    SONIA VILJOEN 082 925 4054

    OVERLOCK & ORDINARY SEWING MACHINE

    TO BUY. ANNE 9673

    TROUT FISHING ROD AND REEL

    IAN 9409 cot 109

    2 AND 4 SEATER MOTORISED GOLF CARTS

    in reasonable condition .

    MURRAY 9712 or 0834402233 cot 512

    LAWN BOWLS

    Got bowls in the cupboard/garage no longer

    in use? Turn them into CASH! My stock is

    low and I URGENTLY need bowls.

    Sizes 00, 0, 01, 2, 3., 4 Spot cash paid

    COLIN 9754 cot 554 GLASS JARS WITH LIDS.

    HEATHER 9660 Cottage 360. Will collect. PLASTIC BREAD SEALS DENNIS cot 254,

    JIMMY 363 ANNE 373

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    REWARD OFFERED!

    For return of book "Greavsie" by

    Jimmy Greaves. Please call John

    Cottage 211 (Phone 9511).

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    This is a free service for villagers only.

    Ads in before 20th

    please. Your once-off

    ad will feature in two issues. Please let

    me know if your items have been sold!

    J Leslie Smith

    & Company Inc. Have you updated your will?

    Do you need help in planning your

    estate?

    Let me help you.

    Margaret McCoullough

    Shop 29, Village Mall Apartments, 3 Impathle Drive, Pennington

    Open: Wed 9am - 1pm / by appointment

    HEAD OFFICE: 332 Jabu Ndlovu Street, Pietermaritzburg, 3201

    Tel: +27 (0)33 845 9700 Fax: +27 (0)33 845 9720 Email: [email protected]

    www.jlesliesmith.com

    RICH-CARD TEAM

    Appliance Repairs Air Conditioning

    Refrigeration Electrical

    JoJo Tank Rainwater systems

    contact number: 072 101 7617

    039 004 0028

  • PAGE 3 SEPTEMBER 2019

    GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES

    Gerald and Naomi Welman

    We were married in Regents Park Johannesburg on August

    30th

    1969 We were childhood sweethearts and met at

    school in 1964.

    Gerald went into the army in 1966 and during that time his

    parents moved to Piet Retief so he followed them. He

    started working on diesel but had to move to petrol as

    there was a lack of knowledge in this field. He then got a

    transfer to Lindsay Saker Motors in Mooi St Johannesburg.

    He later moved on to a smaller company where they

    specialized in gearboxes, where he was made sales

    manager.

    I was in the IT field and after my children were born worked

    for Murray & Roberts for the last 27 years of my career.

    We have 2 daughters and four grandchildren

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    LATEST OBE’S

    Ivan Benniwith Jack Brickhill

    Jack Parker Cavell Botha

    Vanessa and Brian Hendry

    They were married on July 26th

    in Johannesburg.

    They met through their church guild but it took them

    about eight months before they first started dating

    and another four years before the wedding. Vanessa

    worked at the Stock Exchange and because it was

    going through a boom period she often had to work

    till eleven o’clock at night. She didn’t mind though

    because it meant a double cheque. They were able to

    save enough to pay cash for their furniture and buy a

    little Triumph 2000 for R3000. Brian was working in

    the printing trade.

    They lived in a flat in Berea where their daughter was

    born but had moved to a house in Alberton before

    they had their son. It was forty years later before they

    moved again!

    Soon they opened a real estate business, Camalb

    Properties with Brian as salesman and Vanessa

    running the office, which is still going today.

    Both of them love the bush and have spent many

    holidays under the stars in Namibia and Botswana,

    but the Kruger Park is still their second home.

    After having their names on our waiting list for ten

    years they finally moved into the village and quickly

    became very involved in the local Methodist church.

    Seventy people joined them in the hall to celebrate

    their special day

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    Congratulations to all of you!

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  • PAGE 4 SEPTEMBER 2019

    WHAT’S THE BUZZ?

    SUNSHINE UMDONI CANSA

    SUPPORT GROUP

    With Freda Jackson 9645

    I can’t change yesterday, but I do have the

    power to make today a wonderful day.

    I can be happy and joyous. Knowing this I

    can leave the cry of regret immediately

    and leave no forwarding address.

    Next Cansa meeting: 28th

    August in the hall at 2pm.

    Speaker: Dr de Bruyn, urologist. All welcome

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    CAR LICENCES; a little advice. Mid-morning in the

    middle of the month is the best time to go to the

    Scottburgh office. You need to take your car logbook,

    your ID and proof of residence (your village

    statement) with you as well as R588 cash

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    CAR WASHING: Please don’t use a hosepipe in your

    driveway. Make use of the special bay next to our

    water tank behind the hall. The water there comes

    from our borehole. The price of municipal water has

    gone up 66% so the village needs to keep usage as low

    as possible.

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    SAFETY REMINDER: Keep your valuables (eg laptops,

    cellphones, bags, cash) out of sight and close windows

    and lock doors when you go out and at night.

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    JAZZ APPRECIATION GROUP:

    On the second Wednesday of every

    month our group gathers at the

    Linger Longer Coffee Shop for an

    evening of Music Videos and chat.

    The program is a mixed offering with something for

    everyone. Starting at 6.30pm BYOB. All welcome.

    JESS cot 64 079 857 2419

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    LIBRARY: The RAC is now buying their own books for

    the library so I need your suggestions please. PAM

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    NEWS FROM LINGA LONGA COFFEE SHOP:

    We have fresh Quiche, tarts and cakes every day, - all

    home-made by our bakers in the village.

    Every Wednesday you can come up for breakfast (full

    house) which includes tea or coffee for

    R38.00 between 9.30 to 10.30am

    The Last Friday of the month is FISH, CHIPS & salad for

    R40.00, take –away or bring your wine and chill out at

    the coffee shop. Please place your order on the

    Thursday.

    We also cater for birthdays, meetings and any other

    small function you require at very reasonable rates.

    BERNADETTE 9518

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    Another perk we have

    in the village is the

    Wednesday visit by the

    “Veggieman, Mr

    Govender, with his

    smile and veggie truck

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    Congratulations to Kalay

    Padayachie who has just

    earned her BA in Psychology

    Counselling through Unisa. It

    took her nine years of hard

    work, studying in the evenings

    after work. She would like to

    thank the residents for their

    encouragement and support.

    We are very proud of you!

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  • PAGE 5 SEPTEMBER 2019

    SEPTEMBER DAY EVENTS

    Wed. 4Wed. 4Wed. 4Wed. 4 Sept. SPRING Sept. SPRING Sept. SPRING Sept. SPRING

    CELEBRATION WALK!CELEBRATION WALK!CELEBRATION WALK!CELEBRATION WALK!

    Starts at 10am –

    parking area opposite Admin.

    Prizes for Best Hat, Prettiest Spring Golf Cart,

    Most Springy Mobility Scooter!

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    Sat. 21 Sept. THE DURBAN CITY

    ORCHESTRA

    URV Hall / Starts at 2pm

    R70pp - Booking from Mon. 2 Sept.

    at RAC Office Mon. Wed. Fri. 9 – 11am.

    The Durban City Orchestra has been in

    existence since 1888 and today has around 50 members,

    made up of amateur, experienced and professional

    musicians whose diverse backgrounds reflect South Africa's

    rainbow nation. The repertoire combines the classical and

    symphonic genres with popular and contemporary styles,

    often incorporating instrumental and vocal soloists, as well

    as choirs. The orchestra provides a platform for amateurs,

    scholars and students to perform within an orchestral

    environment. The Durban City Orchestra is the second

    oldest symphony orchestra in SA, although it has been

    known under various aliases during its time. Saturday’s

    performance will include an overture, a symphony by

    Schubert, some light classics and waltzes by Brahms, Franz

    Lehar, Johann Strauss and others

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    Wed. 25 Sept. FOURIESBURG TOURS

    URV Hall / Starts at 10am Sponsored tea & eats.

    All Welcome.

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    On the last Wednesday of the month The Care Centre

    residents are treated to a sing-along arranged by Neville

    Lloyd. The staff enjoy the morning too!

    EXPRESSIVE ARTS IN THE VILLAGE

    Under the auspices of The Residents Activities Committee

    (RAC), members of the Village Entertainment Group (VEG)

    meet every month to arrange a variety of events, talks and

    shows for residents to enjoy. These are publicized regularly

    in the Omelette and on the notice boards and in the

    monthly What’s On at URV. For those who have an interest

    in the Performing and Expressive Arts, the village has a few

    groups that are always eager to attract new members.

    VILLAGE CHOIR: If you enjoy music and singing consider

    joining the choir… ( you do not have to be able to read

    music). Men are particularly urged to participate. The Choir

    has established a reputation in the area with frequent

    concerts in and outside the village. They meet every

    Monday morning and are currently rehearsing in

    preparation for their concert which will be held in our Hall

    on 20th

    October. New members will be most welcome.

    Contact Elma Pennells (cottage 11) for further information.

    TAKE TO THE STAGE: There are many who have skills and

    talent and in the Village you have an opportunity to take an

    active role as a performer on stage.

    The pantomime takes place in alternate years. Rehearsals

    start at the beginning of September for this year’s

    performance at the end of November. If you would like to

    take part either as a performer on stage or as support crew

    backstage, please identify your interest and contact Dave

    Geils (cottage 529) ASAP.

    In alternate years, the Village concert gives residents the

    opportunity to demonstrate their singing, dancing and

    acting talents in a variety of sketches, dances and

    monologues.

    New residents bring fresh ideas that are always welcome.

    DRAMA GROUP: This newly formed group has already

    firmly established itself as a village activity. Members

    explore all aspects of stage craft and drama inspired by

    music, poetry or movement. Through pair work, group

    sketches and using tableaux, members are encouraged to

    develop their creative ideas and study different characters.

    Each member has been able to develop a specific character

    that enabled them to take part successfully in the recent

    Pub Night concert. The emphasis in each weekly session is

    on gentle exercise and enjoyment. All residents are invited

    to come along to the Hall on a Tuesday afternoon and join

    in the fun. Contact Olive Goll cottage 117 9417

    PUBLICITY: Full details of the Choir Concert and the

    Pantomime will be in the next edition of the Omelette

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    Old age is like climbing a mountain. The higher

    you get, the more tired and breathless you

    become, but your views become more extensive.

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  • PAGE 6 SEPTEMBER 2019

    Nature NotesNature NotesNature NotesNature Notes with Claude Leroy

    The Wildlife Around Us.

    As part of our garden is on the edge of the forest we

    cleared a half-meter strip along the forest edge to stop

    the encroachment between the garden and forest. We

    named this the ‘Fire Break’. I noted a lot of activity in the

    form of spoor there so recently decided to set up a

    camera trap to see what used our Fire Break as a path.

    The camera was set up at midday on the 4th August until

    14th – we were away for five days during this period.

    The Seasons are Changing

    The Yellow-billed Kites have arrived back from their

    Northern holidays and the Weavers are starting to check

    out nesting sites and materials -- it looks like Spring in

    nearly upon us!

    Today (21st) I watched two Woolly-necked Storks doing

    thermals above the Village when they were joined by a

    Black-breasted Snake-Eagle. A pair of these eagles were

    first spotted in our neighbourhood a couple of years ago.

    We are somewhat out of their usual range and the fact

    that they have become regular visitors is another

    example of the changing climate we are experiencing.

    The weather has been so warm, during the days, that

    even the Spotted Bushsnakes have been active - four or

    five having been reported/caught in the last couple of

    weeks.

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    PENNINTON CONSERVANCYPENNINTON CONSERVANCYPENNINTON CONSERVANCYPENNINTON CONSERVANCY

    The Curry evening (3rd

    Friday of the month) is back.

    Volunteers are needed to make this a success……..

    Grey

    Duiker

    Banded Mongoose

    Water Mongoose

    Large

    Spotted

    Genet

    Blue Duiker

    (Mpithi)

    Mpithi - Baby

    Vervet Monkey

    A very busy highway!

  • PAGE 7 SEPTEMBER 2017

    CAROLE'S CORNER (I have persuaded Carole Barber to start a

    regular column for us. Welcome, Carole, -

    may your stay be a rewarding one! – Ed)

    With spring upon us, we tend to turn our thoughts

    towards swimming pools.

    Have you thought about visiting our village pool

    lately? It's looking most inviting. Time to fish out the

    old cossie and expired sun screen. And oh, - hat, don't

    forget the hat! If you wisely choose to keep out of the

    sun but would like a bit of a glow minus the UV rays,

    you could try using self-tan. Should you go this route,

    it might be a good idea to contact Donald's wife

    Melania to find out what shade he uses.

    Self-tans my dears, work absolutely fine

    but first the shade you need to clearly define

    or you'll end up looking like Donaldirth Trump

    who some believe is a proper chump.

    Orange seems to be his hue of choice.

    Apologies for the above - I'm no James Joyce.

    As a matter of interest, do you have a childhood

    memory of your first venture into a swimming pool?

    Did you take the plunge voluntarily, or was it a kicking

    screaming scenario, or were you hurled into the deep

    end by your friend who knew you couldn't swim? If

    the latter, as your short life flashed before you, did

    you have that sinking feeling that you were going to

    drown and would never ever see a chocolate bar

    again? Should your answer to any or all of the above

    be 'yes,' you might understand my terror at this time

    of having been thrown into the deep end of the

    Omelette, by none other than... Oh never mind.

    A plus for having taken the brave dive into public

    literary scrutiny, is that I now have the courage to ask

    Anne Simpson to give me those private swimming

    lessons. This time I'll be prepared lest my friend

    dumps me in the deep end – again.

    Rather than drown you with further nonsense, I shall

    crawl or backstroke into my corner.

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    IMPITHI KIOSKIMPITHI KIOSKIMPITHI KIOSKIMPITHI KIOSK

    MENU SPECIALS

    Pensioners’ tea/coffee & cake R25 Thurs

    Sunday lunch (booking essential)

    3 course meal (byob)

    Friday night curry and rice

    Phone for details

    Tel 039 975 1711

    Dear Ed

    A special thank you to all my friends

    who graced our table at the coffee shop.

    You made my 90th birthday a very

    memorable one. Rod Nel

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    Dear Ed

    To all my beloved “family” and friends in the village I

    want to thank you all for your love and support during

    my five wonderful years here. Please know that you

    will ALL be so missed but you will be in my thoughts

    and my heart forever. Tanya Gardy

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    DEIRDRE VAN HEERDEN

    Registered Physiotherapist

    B PHYST (Pretoria)

    PR No 0175781

    Visits Umdoni Village every Tuesday

    For an appointment

    NEW NUMBER

    Phone 060 585 4201

    Main Practice is in Umkomaas

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    UMDONI VILLAGE

    DAY SPA All beauty treatments

    Revitalising facials

    Back, neck and shoulder massage

    Waxing, Pedicure and more

    phone 081 761 3233

    Salon next to tennis clubhouse

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  • PAGE 8 SEPTEMBER 2017

    GRANNIESGRANNIESGRANNIESGRANNIES By Betty Gordon

    I wonder, were they ever there, those Grannies in the

    story books?

    Perhaps they were, in times gone by, with silver hair

    and gentle looks.

    A little smiling lady baking Fairy Cakes for us to eat,

    All tidy with her hair tied back and frilly apron, oh, so

    neat.

    She would hear our lively tales of what we’d done and

    what we planned

    Of triumphs and of troubles too, knowing that she’d

    understand.

    When it was time to say “goodbye” her words would

    always be the same

    “Must you really go? Don’t make it long before you

    come again.”

    In modern times the Grandmama is not like all the

    story books.

    She’s busy getting all Hi-Tech, attending gym,

    improving looks.

    She’s travelling around the world or seeking out some

    river’s source.

    She doesn’t bake, she doesn’t knit but joins an

    intellectual course.

    The Grannie of our dreams just isn’t there, is sorely

    missed.

    As time is catching up with her she’s ticking off her

    Bucket List.

    Perhaps a story-book type Gran only exists within our

    dreams,

    But dreaming helps to make the world better than it

    often seems.

    (How about a grandpa poem for next month? – Ed)

    T: +27 39 3129100 | F: +27 86 6158147 | C: +27 82

    4552088 | E: [email protected] |

    W: www.hibiscus.co.za

    Authorised Financial Services Provider FSP No.15463

    and FSP No.14641

    We run a very cost effective scheme for residents

    wishing to insure their household goods, vehicles and

    personal effects. We also offer investment and life

    products. These include life policies, funeral plans,

    Medical Aid, Gap Cover as well as local and international

    investments, annuities and guarantee plans.

    What a pity it rained!

  • PAGE 9 SEPTEMBER 2019

    COMPETITIONCOMPETITIONCOMPETITIONCOMPETITION TIMETIMETIMETIME

    Jeanette Beamish sent me this one. I thought you might

    enjoy it instead of the usual word search.

    Find the missing words in the story that have been

    replaced by a number and write them down.

    You can phone through your answers ( 9553)or bring me a list (cot 253) or

    email them to the Omelette ([email protected]).

    Closing date is Sept 19. PRIZES: First name drawn: R200 gift voucher from

    one of our sponsors; Second: R100; Third R50. Happy puzzling!

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    They met in an English… 1 … garden at… 2… blossom time. A… 3… bird

    high in a… 4… tree chirped away merrily.

    Mary exclaimed with delight, “Oh, what a… 5… morning! You know you

    are the… 6 … of my life; you make me feel so… 7… . I want to give you a…

    8… to build a… 7… on. Whenever we are together my heart soars over

    the … 9.. .”

    Mike replied, “My dearest, I will love you till the… 10… of time; till… 11…

    threads have turned to… 12… The…. 13… of your smile will haunt me

    forever and… 14…, even when I grow too… 15…. to…. . Night and…..16….

    you are the one, - you are always on my…17… . When the… 18… of the

    night meets the… 19… of the day we will be together always. What a….

    20… world we live in!

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    LIMERICK COMPETITIONLIMERICK COMPETITIONLIMERICK COMPETITIONLIMERICK COMPETITION

    The last time we had one of these was in April 2008 so I think

    it’s about time for another one.

    You all know what a limerick should look like. There are always

    five lines and there is a set rhyming pattern, - first, second and

    last line the same and the third and fourth are the same. There

    should be a special rhythm too. Here is an example:

    There once was a maintenance man

    Who finished before he began

    He told everyone

    When the jobs were all done

    “You said that I can’t but I can!

    Try to keep your subjects topical but steer clear of politics and

    don’t have all the villagers eating poloni!

    Please let me have your entries before the 20th

    September so that they can

    be judged (anonymously) in time for the next issue.

    First prize will be R200, second R100 and third R50.

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    A backward poet writes inverse!

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    John Schamier and Marion Knowles

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    Gumede enjoyed chef Virginia’s Wackey

    Wednesday lunch in the dining room

    recently

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  • PAGE 10 SEPTEMBER 2017

    VILLAGE EAGLES CHARITY GOLF DAY.

    In golf there is a saying that you drive for show

    and putt for dough. Well Sunday afternoon the

    4th

    August at Umdoni Golf Club the Eagles did

    everything for dough. Annually the Village Eagles

    have a charity golf day when the golfers take

    their favourite pastime and raise money for those

    people who cannot, for many reasons, do the

    same.

    Thanks to the generosity of the golfers, the

    sponsors and Umdoni Golf Club an amount

    approaching R8000 was raised. As is the Village

    Eagles custom, this money and a bit more will be

    donated to the R.A.C. so that they can use it

    where it is needed the most. A special thanks to

    the committee for organising a great day.

    On a charity day like this one everybody becomes

    a winner but for the record first place was taken

    by the team of Charles Smith, Corrie Smith, Noel

    Jessup and Steve de Klerk on a score of 99

    Alliance Stableford points. No surprise then that

    Corrie Smith was the best lady golfer. Well played

    Corrie. Best male golfer went to Steve Stead.

    When the draw was made there was speculation

    that the team of Ben Enslin, Schalk Schutte, Sarah

    Bergh and Ian Lovett would be in the prizes. Well

    they were. They took home the Stone trophy.

    The Village Eagles want to thank all of those

    visitors who played on the day to help swell the

    collection purse. All in all a very successful day.

    Winning team ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    BINGO: Just a reminder; - come to the Bowling club

    on a Monday afternoon at 1.45 pm and enjoy a few

    games. Normally finishes round 3.30pm

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    THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING THE

    E-WASTE COLLECTION! Shirley Crocket

    AMBC BOWLS REPORT By Fred Hutchins

    The opening lines to the song goes "Together we stand,

    divided we fall Come on now people, let's get on the

    ball and work together" - and didn't AMBC do just

    that! What a wonderfully successful August week and

    all because our club worked in unison, as one body, to

    make it such. Compliments from all and sundry

    visiting clubs flowed in about the daily fare, the

    registering facilities, the greens, the Aching Joint, the

    daily welcoming of bowlers, the bowls shop, the

    ambience of our club and friendliness of our members

    and our exceptional hampers that were raffled.

    Congratulations to the following bowlers, from

    AMBC who were among the winners of our wonderful

    hampers - Peter Steele (AMBC member), and Joy

    Hanson (AMBC member). Vouchers for persons who

    contributed towards the content of the hampers were

    won by Rowan Bird and Anne and Tony Simpson.

    NOMINATED MIXED PAIRS FINALS: A huge thank you

    to the all supporters who braved the windy and chilly

    conditions to watch the finals of the nominated mixed

    pairs club championship. We, the bowlers greatly

    appreciated it. Congratulations to the winners John

    Chamier and Marian Kelly who won a tight fought

    match 19-17 over Gina George and yours truly.

    INTER HOUSE SPORTS DAY: Wow, what a sight of

    beautiful girls all dressed in their house colours in

    various shades of pink and red. One of the

    matriculants, Joy Hanson, attracted a lot of oohs and

    aahs from some of the senior boys with her

    beautifully adorned headdress. The boys in blue did

    not disappoint either. Unfortunately the heavens

    opened and the second session had to be curtailed

    due to the weather. During the announcement of the

    results the boys began boasting and became loud, so

    at last, the Principal, James Goble and the Sports

    Heads, Dave Arnison and Annatjie Kidd stepped in

    and decided that discipline was necessary and the

    boys were made to serve the evening meal to the

    girls. A massive thank you to Dave, Annatjie and all

    those who assisted you in making this such a

    successful and enjoyable event. In the spirit of the

    game I have not mentioned who the winners were

    because in fact OUR CLUB was the winner. However

    Kevin O'Donoghue you looked rather proud when you

    collected a trophy. WHAT WAS THAT FOR???

    A special mention must be made of the caterer, Mike,

    chairman of the Pennington Conservancy,

    who prepared the delicious meal, and we appeal to all

    the scholars and management council members to

    join and support the Pennington Conservancy in their

    efforts. (Photos on page 8 & 9)

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