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Shredding the Gnar* Volcano Boarding* Kite Landboarding Volcano boarding*, so extreme. Jake Nelson smiles for the cameras. Ian Cosco, aka Chug.* A thumbtack board in Holland’s room features the term 31337*. Mathew McConaughey, “bro”lemodel. Mathew McConaughey Ian K. Cosco aka CHUG* A superfluous amount, too many to count Three, excluding lax pennies Most over-used expression: broslikethissite.com blog.hellastoops.com Nelson. Gotta go with the gnar. Place to “kick back:” Nickname: Tie
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Mirador 4/23/10 entertainment 17
Who’s The Ultimate Bro?In 2008 Mirador alum Garret Ley ‘08 defined a bro as “a 14 to 18-year-old male who likes to longboard, take off his shirt in public, wear pre-frayed clothing and “kick back” in
the bed of his truck. You know, a bro.”Here at Miramonte, it is common for bros to talk about surfing (even if they don’t actually surf), wear puka shells, play N64 and use phrases like “bro-out” and “chill.” Seniors John Holland and Jake Nelson truly epitomize what it means to be a bro, but one question remains: Who’s the ultimate bro?
—Jeremy Unger and Aleck Ryner
Volcano Boarding: An extreme sport where the participant snowboards down the side of a volcano. N64: A videogame system released in the mid-90s, it is most well known for the classic “Super Smash Brothers”Fourthmeal: A late-night meal between dinner and break-fast. Popularized by Taco Bell.Nor Cal: Short for Northern California. Considered “hella sicker” than So Cal.Bro Cal: See Nor Cal.Shredding the Gnar: To snowboard/skateboard to one’s fullest potetial on difficult or challenging terrain. Szechwan: A Chinese food establishment in downtown Orinda, known for its famous potstickers. 31337: An upside down version of the word leet, which means very good or pro at something. Party foul: A socially unacceptable action committed during a party.Chug: The nickname of pro skier Ian K. Cosco, who travels the world skiing and engaging in multiple mishaps, which he blogs about on his website.Blink: Short for Blink 182, one of many bro bands. (Note: Ke$ha is not a bro musician.)
*Learn the Bro-cabulary
Nickname:
EppersonTieNickname: J-HollJ-Nel
NelsonFavorite sport
involving a board:
Favorite Website:
Most over-used expression:
Last Time You Went Surfing:(Main) gaming
system:Most epic mo-mint:
Extreme Sport of Choice:
How many tank-tops do you own?Favorite item at
Nations:Word to describe
you:Fourthmeal* destinaton:
“Bro”lemodel:
Favorite movie:
What’s in your iPod?
Mavericks or North Shore?:
Illegal activity of choice:
Place to “kick back:”
Favorite Attire:
Biggest party foul*:
EppersonQuestion Advantage
JohnHolland
JakeNelson
Winner: Chad “Bro-Chill” Zakskorn
Volcano Boarding* Kite Landboarding
broslikethissite.com blog.hellastoops.com
It Matters Bro (IMB)JK
I prefer spear-fishingWhen I visited Teahupo’o’s 50 foot swells.
N64*Xbox 360....LO
NCS POLOWhat John said
Professional pillow fighting on ostriches
Shredding the Gnar*
A superfluous amount, too many to count
Three, excluding lax pennies
Two egger scrambled with bacon and sourdough
Triple egger
tranquilchill
Szechwan*Chicken and Waffles
Mathew McConaugheyIan K. Cosco aka CHUG*
Surfer DudeDazed and Confused
Blink.* Duh.Ke$ha
Mavs, quicker commute North Shore. Sorry bro, I’m Hawaiian.
no comment.next question.
Boardshorts, Vans, with Nike dry-fits (or Sperrys), and Wayfarers.
Sperrys, skinny jeans, a chill-t, and the backwards hat, tilted of course.
La Piscina Anywhere in a chill lawn chair
Armed BullyingBro H8ers
Holland
Nelson, although we doubt his claim
Holland, gottta preesh the Smash.
Tie
Nelson. Gotta go with the gnar.
Holland, for his SAT vocab use.
Nelson, the extra egg is key.
Holland
Holland, gotta go with the local eateries
Holland
Both win
Holland, without question
Tie
Moving on...
Both Win
Holland, because of portability.
Too close to call
Nelson, his word epitomizes a bro.
John HollandHeight: 6’0”Weight: 160Birthdate: March 31, 1992Brostrological Sign: BroiesQuality of Tan: Brown year roundSmash Character: JigglypuffShoes:SperrysBrand:Vans
Jake NelsonHeight: 6’2”Weight: 160Birthdate: February 13, 1992Brostrological Sign: Broquarius Quality of Tan: NonexistentSmash Character: FoxShoes:SperrysBrand:RVCA
Personal Statistics
Photos: J. Nelson, J. Holland, C. Zakskorn, MCT Campus
Ian Cosco, aka Chug.*
Volcano boarding*, so extreme.
Mathew McConaughey, “bro”lemodel.
A thumbtack board in Holland’s room features the term 31337*.
Nelson flips off cliffs during epic momintz.
Jake Nelson smiles for the cameras.
John Holland ponders the secrets to life.
