SONG POSITION -0.03 - 0.00

Sun rises - sound effect cock crow at peak - song begins

0.00

Duck walks across scene pull ing Tiger Ente

00.3

Change of shot - 3 Jedi Nymphs sit on a bench / log - onerubs finger in ear, one yawns covering mouth and the lastis rubbing his eyes (hear no evil , speak no etc.)

Duck walks across in front of them

0.08

Song Text "I don't care what you do. . "

Close up of duck talking into camera, wagging finger

0.1 0

". .who you cheat and who you screw, you're nothing tome."

Side shot, sti l l talking to someone off camera, waggingfinger

0.1 4

Cut to shot of real duck, standing l istening, perhapslooking confused if that's possible

0.1 6

"One time I bel ieved in fairy tales, now I 'm rel ieved. . "

Wider shot of Duck talking to real duck

0.20

". . . I 've nothing to do with you"

Duck dismisses real duck, turns and walks away angri ly

0.22

Duck pulls on Tiger Ente cord, bringing him speedingtowards her

0.23

"But I 've got a remedy"

Duck lifts up Tiger Ente, close up

0.24

"No love songs, apathy is better. . . "

Shot starts empty, duck bounces into shot and then backout of shot in slow motion from a trampoline

0.27

"Can do no wrong when we talk about the weather. . . "

Jedi 1 bounces up into and then down out of shot fromtrampoline (slow motion)

0.29

"No doubt things are getting better. . . "

Jedi 2 slow motion trampoline shot

0.31

"Sing shout anything just to get a. . . "

Jedi 3 slow motion trampoline

0.33

"Rise here, funny but things are getting. . . "

Slow motion tramoline shot, but 2 people, Duck on leftbounces up first and then Jedi 1 from right

0.35

"High here, we may even. . . '

Another Double Slow Motion tramoline shot

0.37

". . .die here, but we're. . "

Another double slow motion trampoline shot - not sure ofthe characters (but not Regine)

0.39

". .not going over to the dark side. . "

Slow motion trampoline shot, Regine bouncing up intoshot - lot's of smoke in background

0.41

Camera pans out to reveal Duck cooking on BBQ -where the smoke is coming from - we see the trampolinetoo. .

0.50

Camera continues to pan out revealing the 3 Jedi's sittingand hopeful ly the Hausmeister on the edge of the shot -looking bewildered. . Regine looks l ike she's enjoyingherself in a childl ike way. .

0.58

"You don't share with al l your friends that precious thingat both ends, what's the matter with you?"

Cut to woodland scene, Jedi 's prance around graceful ly(slow motion)

1 .00

Slightly wider shot, duck walks across scene (perhapsstopping to look and then carrying on) - prancing Jedi's inslow motion, if possible try and make Duck look like she'swalking at normal speed - i.e. walk 4x faster. . .?

1 .03

Wider angle shot, at 1 .06 (Tuba note) Regine's headpops up into camera view

"I t's benign, but I decl ine. . "

1 .09

"To be involved with anything related to you. . "

Regine looks round into camera and gives an evil grin

1 .1 2

4 steady steps on the beat for Regine walking towardsJedi's, exaggerated striding. .

1 .1 3

"But I got a remedy"

Jedi's notice Regine and form line and make achoreographed exaggerated 'Karate' movement into'REady for battle' stance - Regine stops in her tracks andlooks to the camera, a l ittle worried. .

1 .1 5

"No love songs etc. . . . .

Choreographed dance (Duck walks by in background)

1 .1 9

Cut to Regine, looking confused and starting to lookannoyed. .

1 .20

Back to Dance Scene

1 .23

Cut to Regine, looking even more irritated and annoyed

1 .24

Cut back to dance scene

1 .27

Cut to Regine - pure Rage! ! ! ! Aaaaaaagh! ! ! !

1 .30

"Not going over to the Dark Side. . "

Cut to Jedi's schocked, they theatrical ly hold up theirhands waving in fright and then revert to their See noevil , hear no evil stances, then they turn and (graceful ly)flee. .

1 .32

"On my holiday, and that's every day. . . "

Cut to shot of Jedi's graceful ly taking fl ight from Regine,she fol lows slowly

1 .36

"I wil l go my own damned way. . . "

Cut to side shot - camera moves along with action

1 .41

". . .even if I leave (if you'l l pardon me) al l the things Imade with my. . . "

Tracking shot continues, static Duck reading newspaper"Darth Vader Jagt Nymphen", with sunglasses and a tiedhandkerchief on head

1 .50

"Own hands. . . . .

Jedi 's make a stand and form a line - camera roatatesaround scene

2.08

(instrumental)

Close up of Regine looking evil , *maybe with smoke inbackground"

2.11

Cut to slow motion trampoline shot of duck with TigerEnte, confetti and flower petals rain down

2.1 3

Cut to close up of Jedi 1 - putting on war paint

2.1 5

Cut to Duck swinging (slow motion) in flower decoratedswing with Tiger Ente

2.1 8

Jedi 2 putting on war paint

2.20

Cut to Duck running (slow motion) running down hil lpul l ing Tiger Ente

2.22

Jedi 3 putting on War Paint

2.24

Cut to Duck, slow motion trampoline (confetti , flowerpetals)

2.26

Cut to Regine, she pulls out a balloon (l ight sabre) andusing some hidden inflation device extends her weapon

a) either we use a bike tyre inflation mini gas canister

or

b) we use a bike pump (with long cable) and someonedressed in camouflage stands behind her and pumps upthe balloon

2.30

Cut to close up of Jedi's

Jedi 1 , inflates l ight sabre (balloon)

2.35

Jedi 2 inflates weapon - Jedi 3 is looking on, a l ittleconcerned and worried

2.39

Jedi 3 tries to inflate his weapon, but nothinghappens. . the other 2 Jedi's look on disapprovingly

2.43

Close up of Jedi 3 shaking his balloon, pul l ing it, tryingdesperately to get it to work. . .

2.49

Wider angle, Jedi 3 shrugs - the other's don't lookamused. .

2.55

Overtone chant section

Close up of Regine mouthing the chant

2.57

Close up Jedi 1 chanting

3.00

CLose up Jedi 2 chanting

3.01

Close up Jedi 3 blowing up his balloon, er. . . I meanweapon

3.03

"there ain't never ever gonna be no love songs apathy isbetter. . . . "

Regine starts to charge (slow motion)

3,05

". . .can do no wrong when we talk about the weather, nodoubt. . . "

The other Jedi's start to charge - except Jedi 3, who is sti l lblowing up his balloon.

3.09

". . . things are getting better, sing shout, anything just to geta. . . "

Wider shot - the 2 Jedi's and Regine charge towards eachother

3.1 2

". . . rise here, funny but things are getting. . . "

Cut to close up, Jedi 3 is sti l l blowing up his balloon - (hisbal loon is much bigger than everyone elses)

3.1 4

"High here, we may even die here, but we're not. . .

More shots of 2 jedi 's and Regine charging towards eachother. . .

3.20

"going over to the dark side" -

side shot of 2 Jedi's almost reaching Regine, but thenfrom out of shot Jedi 3 runs through much faster andreaches Regine (with his Huge weapon)

3.22

"Dark Side'

Close up, Jedi 3's huge balloon makes contact withRegine's face

3.24

Epic fight scene (slow motion)

Camera rotates around

3.26

Fight continues, Duck walks onto scene

3.30

Cut to shot of Band playing (everyone dressed in theircostumes)

3.33

Duck walks into middle - everyone moves back and looksworried. . .

3.34

Close up of Regine looking on in shock

3.35

Close up of Jedi 1 looking on in shock

3.36

Close up of Jedi 2 looking on in shock

3.37

Duck has reached centre of group and is carryingsomething hidden in her hand

3.39

Close up of Duck's hand reveals egg (with stripes (TigerEnte Egg))

Cut to black and Credits