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University of Northern Iowa Out, Damned Bartlett! Author(s): Robert Goddard Source: The North American Review, Vol. 250, No. 4 (Sep., 1965), p. 5 Published by: University of Northern Iowa Stable URL: http://www.jstor.org/stable/25116212 . Accessed: 14/06/2014 08:15 Your use of the JSTOR archive indicates your acceptance of the Terms & Conditions of Use, available at . http://www.jstor.org/page/info/about/policies/terms.jsp . JSTOR is a not-for-profit service that helps scholars, researchers, and students discover, use, and build upon a wide range of content in a trusted digital archive. We use information technology and tools to increase productivity and facilitate new forms of scholarship. For more information about JSTOR, please contact [email protected]. . University of Northern Iowa is collaborating with JSTOR to digitize, preserve and extend access to The North American Review. http://www.jstor.org This content downloaded from 195.78.108.51 on Sat, 14 Jun 2014 08:15:45 AM All use subject to JSTOR Terms and Conditions

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Out, Damned Bartlett!Author(s): Robert GoddardSource: The North American Review, Vol. 250, No. 4 (Sep., 1965), p. 5Published by: University of Northern IowaStable URL: http://www.jstor.org/stable/25116212 .

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Pot on the Fire

LETTERS NEVER MAILED DEPARTMENT

Arkansaw, Wisconsin

September 1, 1965

Mr. Barney Rosset Publisher and Editor Grove Press, Inc.

64 University Place New York, New York

Dear Mr. Rosset:

The following is quoted from a publicity sheet sent out by Grove Press with an August 25th release date.

"Ten of the most distinctive, individual, and influen tial American writers . . ." the release continues and

then includes among that sacred ten "William Bur

roughs tells here how he uses his famous 'cut up meth od' in which pages of text are cut out and rearranged to form new combinations and his 'fold in method' in

which a page of text?'my own or someone else's'?

is folded down the middle and placed on another page, with the composite text then read across half one text and half the other."

Unless you, Mr. Rosset, are a most sardonic practical joker, this blurb answers the question as to what has

happened to at least part of contemporary American writers. And publishers. They are writing and pub lishing by and for schizoids.

Say that it is only your morbid jest.

Sincerely, Diogenes Jones

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of my ways. Now I am my own man, knowing full well that the art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair and that he

that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing. Once but a gatherer and disposer of other men's

stuff, I wrapped myself in quotations as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of emperors. Whatever

gods may be, mine was Bartlett, little knowing at the

time that to observations which ourselves we make, we

grow more partial for the observer's sake. Verily, I

had a tiger by the tail, laughing scornfully at friends

who urged me to avoid all citations from poets, for to

quote them argues feeble industry. As it turns out now, I thank them heartily for their

advice. Although many receive advice, few profit by it.

But not I. I went and sinned no more. A little quoting, in truth, can be a dangerous thing, and enough is equal to a feast.

By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight we all

quote. But a quotation, like a pun, should come un

sought, and then be welcome only for some propriety or felicity justifying the intrusion.

Of course, all wise men will agree that those who

never quote in return are seldom quoted. But I was

making it too much of a good thing?like some who

for renown, on scraps of learning dote, and think they grow immortal as they quote.

Nevermore, nevermore! In writing, as in everything, I have discovered that the best place to find a helping hand is at the end of my arm. There is no easy way

out, for toil is the sire of fame, and who casts to write a living line, must sweat. After all, Rome wasn't built

in a day. Once that sincerest form of flatterer, an imitator, not

ever likely to whiff the sweet smell of success, I say to

all aspiring scribblers here and now: To thine ownself

be true. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

And never for a moment believe that there is no

bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own

minds. To the contrary, there are few brains that would

not be better for living on their own fat a little while.

As for Bartlett, for such kind of learning as this, if

it be not bettered by the borrowers, among good au

thors is accounted Plagiare. All bad things, like good things, of necessity coming

to an end, I say to Bartlett: Get thee to a nunnery: with your wits, your bards and your storytellers. Out of

sight, say I, out of mind. I hear their gentle voices

calling, but I shall not look upon their like again. In conclusion, if I may be permitted one small quote,

the foregoing may have been an ill-favored thing, sir, but it was mine own. Actually, I couldn't have said

that better myself. So all's well that ends well.

Robert Goddard

Globe-Democrat

St. Louis, Missouri

OUT, DAMNED BARTLETT!

Frankly, there for a while I was beginning to wonder

if I'd ever make it as a writer at all. The trouble was

that I spoke with many voices. It was not that I loved

my talent less, but I loved old Bartlett more. Ay, there's the rub. Rather than realizing that individuality is the salt of common life, I played the sedulous ape to many masters.

Fortunately, better late than never, I saw the error

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