Love/Cool

Q: What is love? A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.

A woman has the last word in any argument, whatever the man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Drink till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

I was an atheist until I realised that I was GOD

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it

Looking for 'true love' is like buying a book on how to read

"The trouble with talking too fast is, you may say something you haven't thought of yet."

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side

Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!

Life is full of disappointments; i m full of life :-)

Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

“It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.”

Toning down the passion of red with the purity of white results in the softer pinks that are associated with romance.

"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think

If someone points out our mistake, be happy that at least some one is interested in what we have done

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts

Procrastinate now, don't put it off

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good"

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Fools aren’t born; pretty girls make them in their spare time.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.

If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever...

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation

When choosing friends or partners, forget money, forget personality, forget looks, choose only for character and you will never choose wrong.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

GO STRAIGHT.N THN TAKE A RIGHT TURN

An optimist is a person who calls Bullshit, a fertilizer!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without…

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

A pizza of radius "z" and thickness "a" has a volume pi*z*z*a

Two mouse is mice......two spouse is spiceI respect your opinion. I just don't want to hear it

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Why do they do it? What makes them come to work every day? They do it because it makes them happy. They do it because it makes them feel alive

Gravity is a myth ...Earth sucks

Where people don’t ask where you come from, but where you are going

The right angle from which to the right angle from which to approach any problem is TRY-angle

The difference between school and life: In school, you're taught a lesson then given test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you lesson

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.

Sometimes you are waiting so much for opportunity to knock at your door that you don't notice it ringing the doorbell

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

IF U WANT PEACE THEN PREPARE FOR WAR.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life

Common Sense is highly uncommon

Life is never so bad that it can't get worse

You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

Good nature will always supply the absence of beauty; but beauty cannot supply the absence of good nature.

Everyone is a bit brute and a bit gentleman. It's just the time and place where one shows these attributes that makes all the difference between a civilized and an uncivilized person.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Some people wake up fresh, ready to conquer the world. Others wake up ready to go back to sleep.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy

Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work

The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

The only thing that matters in ART is the small part that cannot be explained.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Life's too short to be anything but happy!

Not everything that counts can be counted and not everything that can be counted counts.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Thank You!!!

तुम्हा सर्वांा�चे आभार मानून मला तुमच्या ऋणांतुन मुक्त व्हायचं नाही कारण तुमचा हा लोभ मला असाच हर्वांाय.

माझ्यासाठी तेच उत्तेजक आहे.नतमस्तक

Inspi

The harder I practice, the luckier I get

We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.

Tough moments don’t last; but tough men do!

I am prepared to fall, but not unless I fly

Relax-It’s not the End-just a Bend!!

Dream is not something that you see when you are asleep,Dream is something that doesn’t let you sleep.

If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.

A man can fail many times but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else

Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening.

Love like you’ve never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth.

Growing old is mandatory.. .growing up is optional...

Life is simple. You make choices and don't look back.

To be challenged is inevitable; To be defeated is optional

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. ~Michael Jordan

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Your I.CAN is more important than your I.Q. ...

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Adversity causes some men to break down ...And others to break records

The game's not over, coz i haven't WON!

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock

Attitude is what life is all about

Morpheus: Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.

If one does not know to which port he is sailing, no wind is favourable

"If it is to be, it is up to me!!"

"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.”--Lance Armstrong (after he was diagnosed with the fatal disease)

Minds are like parachutes - they function only when they are open.

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

Khudi ko kar buland itna, ke har takdeer se pehlayKhuda bande se khud puche, bata teri raza kiya hai

Our talents are the gift that God gives to us... What we make of our talents is our gift back to God.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Life is not a matter of CHANCE, its a matter of CHOICE

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Diamond is nothing but a piece of coal that performed well under pressure.

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer

Make each day your masterpiece. You have control over that.

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it

You'll always have everything in life that you want if you help enough people get what they want

Character is doing the right thing when nobody is looking

You can complain because roses have thorns or u can rejoice because thorns have roses....

They can because they think they can.

Opinion

Hindi is the mother and English is a wife. It is possible to love them both.

If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune

It’s God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." - Indian Armed Forces

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too

I disagree with what you say; but I shall defend to my death your right to say it.