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7/28/2019 Off Register a Year on Press
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A
YEARON
PRESS2012
CALENDAR
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2012201220122012
A YEAR ON PRESS
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Wednesday, January 2nd.
WHYIS
ITUPSIDE
DOWN?
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Monday, Feburary 29th.
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You have an extra day to
wow me.
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Friday, March 9th.
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I DONTWANTDARK
GRAY. IMLOOKING
FOR MOREOF A LIGHT
BLACK.
This is it!Get it right.
Not evenclose.
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Tuesday, April 19th.
WAIT,THISISN
TRECYCLEDINK?
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Friday, May 11th
Look, my work
was featured inthe Biloxi Semi-Annual DesignReview in May
of 03. I thinkI know what Imtalking about.
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Wednesday, June 27.
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THESECOLORSARE
VIBRATING.MAYBE YOU
SHOULDSLOW DOWN
THE PRESS?
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Friday, July 6th.
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This just doesnt sing to me.
Youre not feeling this yellow
the way I am.
This blue is too
royal. Make it more
pharaoh.
I said luscious. Say it
with me. Luscious.
Oh, darling. No.
This font is hurting
all of my feelings.
Luscious! Not
lustrous!
Make this red more vine-
ripenedless heirloom.
This isnt going to be
fabulous; its going to be
absolutely devastating.
Get this duotone away from me
its too melancholy.
Im just lookingfor that X-factor.
Icky!
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
When we get this right,itsheaded straight to Design Gods
Magazine.
Loves it.
Is that your bottle
of carob-infused
kombucha, or mine?
I want more
Bodhi tree, and not
so much fern.
Wow me.
Dont do it that way;
do it the right way!
Make it a touch
more serpentine.I need you all to
take my creation as
seriously as I do.Honey, we dont need
a swatch we have karma
to rely on.
Its alive!
Could you please get me a
shade-grown, fair-trade coee
with a splash of lentil milk?
Taste that burnt
umber. Mmmm.
Order me a macrobiotic
raw plate with a side of
enzyme tablets.
Have you tried Caustic Butter
Yoga? Well, you should.
Vroom vroom!
I put a lot of my
core strength into
my designs.
This takes me back to my
semester studying under
Hansel Fleurweiderveeden.
Be a peach and hold that
form up a bit closer for
mamma to see.This is overwhelming
like velvet.
Give me velveteen.
I know I said that,
but thats not what
I meant.
Make it glossy
like Jean Claude Van
Dammes freshly
waxed chest.
So, what is it you do?
Bellissimo!
Dont do it that way; do it
the right way!
Seduce me with those
earth tones!
Why is this so teak?
I said zebrawood.Rawr!
These textures
were inspired by
Tibetan throat singers
and white chion.
Why isnt this breathing?
Meow!
Yes. No.
I mean, yes.
Marvelous!
Oh heavens no!Ew.
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Thursday, August 6th.
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Monday, September 3rd.
First run of the day.
7:50am Good morning!
8:14am Why are these all on the same page?
8:15am Turn down the magenta here.
8:45am Bump up the cyan overall.
9:30am This is too warm.9:50am Is your cyan working? Try blue.
10:00am Im pretty sure the cyan isnt working.
10:15am Not enough yellow.
10:30am I want to be able to taste this lemon!
10:45am Touch more yellow.
11:06am Soften the cyan.
11:15am Not so yellow.
11:40am Hmmm. Try again.
11:57am Turn down the cyan.
12:25pm I just cant feel it.
12:45pm Looks weird to you too right?
1:04pm Certainly less cyan.1:15pm Still too warm.
1:26pm What happened to all the skin tones?
2:00pm Bring the magenta up 4 points on key 6, 7 and 8
2:01pm Could someone get me a soda?
2:17pm You heard Diet, right?
3:15pm This black isnt anywhere near black enough.
3:26pm Too dark now.
3:29pm Soften the cyan.
4:00pm Bump up the cyan overall.
4:10pm Lets try bringing the water up.
4:35pm Sharpen the yellow.
4:25pm Not quite there. More cyan.4:45pm Less cyan overall.
5:15pm More cyan.
5:45pm Less cyan.
6:30pm I said more cyan.
6:32pm Less cyan!!!
7:45pm Better put on some coee.
8:30pm Bump up the cyan overall.
8:50pm Half the amount of cyan from last time.
8:56pm More cyan in this spot.
9:02pm Even more.
9:24pm More.
9:56pm Just a pinch less.10:00pm Can I see that rst sheet again?
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Friday, October 5th.
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Wednesday, November 21st.
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ONLY4 COLORS?
SHOULDNT YOU
HAVE LIKEA 100-COLOR
PRESS?
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Wednesday, December 21.
Who cares?Just run it.Its the endof the world
anyways.
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