12/03/14 - BJ

OBAMA TO KERRY ON GLOBAL

ISSUES

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Obama: Kerry, please get me Ban Ki Moon

Kerry: Mr. President we are going through a financial crisis that we have not yet

overcome.

And here you are talking about banking on the moon.

In fact I dont see the need for a financial system on the moon;

we have no US citizen on the moon.

Obama: Kerry, this is regarding ISIS and conflicts in the Middle East,

get me Ban ki Moon, the top dog from the United Nations.

Kerry: You mean the UN Secretary General, now you are talking, Mr. President.

UNITED NATIONS

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Obama: Kerry, please get me Jin Ping of China

Kerry: Mr. President we are heading to an official meeting.

It would be very informal wearing jeans of pink colors from China.

My suggestion is to dress up formally with a tuxedo from the USA or Italy.

Obama: Kerry, this is important, it is about our economy;

please get me Xi Jinping, the leader of China.

Kerry: On my way Mr. President.

CHINA

Obama: Kerry, let me know your advice on dealing with Putin on Ukraine.

Kerry: Mr. President, Putting what on Ukraine?

Are you talking about putting additional US Marine forces on Ukraine soil or

increasing our diplomatic ties with Ukraine?

Obama: Kerry, dont get me on my nerves, you know Vladimir Putin, the iron guy from

the Soviet Union.

Kerry: I got it Mr. President; lets put pressure on Putin and more economic sanctions

on the Soviets

RUSSIA

Kerry: Mr. President, this is a message from Cameron

Obama: Kerry, I am listening, to my surprise you have now shifted your political

affairs to focus on Africa. Tell me, whats going on in Cameroun?

Kerry: Mr. President, this is actually a massage from the UK Premier, David

Cameron. He wants to let us know his position on the upcoming European Union

summit regarding Immigration

Obama: Kerry, remember we are all immigrants on US soil.

UNITED KINGDOM

Obama: Kerry, please get me Zuma.

Kerry: Mr. President, I am afraid that wont be possible.

Obama: What do you mean by not being possible getting Zuma?

Kerry: Mr. President, I neither have the latest apps. in my i-phone nor internet service

in my i-pad.

Obama: Kerry, get me in touch with Jacob Zuma, the leader of South Africa.

SOUTH AFRICA

Kerry: Mr. President, regarding your trip to Africa, Good Luck on that.

Obama: Kerry, I am not sure what you mean by that, actually, it is a bad luck for

the Nigerians.

Oil prices are low and there is the issue with Boko Haram.

NIGERIA