Yves Fash Zag utilizes the text-randomizer script called “Powerword”, invented by

Lawrin Voll. (The source texts are from all of the Awkwardists.)

This piece, “NO POYEAR” is a semi-lengthy example of this process, broken down into

shorter individual pieces.

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c o n t e n t s :

MoriorNarecticcs©ÒactophorLanain

Nøra QuicentVzalina Creter

UtalirschGream

MairbonkeNo Poyear

ZufewDaice Rapin

ParvotPouchismsFelçamiscon

CosmoseMefinaVisala

CyclamauriaBinod

Lumrun DalaTravicondCorpuratter

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