( all ) A very good morning we bid to the ( all)) Honourable judges, ladies and gentlemen ( all)) Let us entertain you with our ( all)) Strange, yet hillarious tales ( all)) About Malaysians 

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( all ) Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians ( ) Huh? What's that? ( all ) Little personal behaviors or nature ( ) Peculiar to Malaysians ( all ) Funny but it's true!!! ( all ) That these observations we make ( all ) Can be about YOU!!! 

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( all ) Malaysians by large ooze charm and care ( all ) Sensitive and mature ( all ) We compromise ( all ) And we share… ( all ) But why is it?! ( all ) Malaysians, when on the road ( all ) Mutate into monsters! (line 1) Rude ... (line 2) Selfish ... (line 3) Dangerous ... ( ) Racing taxis, noisy cars 

( ) Rushing here, rushing there ( all ) Rushing here and everywhere! ( all ) Immature road bullies ( all ) Who smash windscreens and bones ( all ) While hooting honking drivers ( all ) Impatiently groan ( ) BEEP! BEEP! Eh! I signaled what! ( ) Signal your own side lah! My car my space what! ( ) Oh, dear! Is this Malaysia? ( ) Look at how they speak! ( all ) Sshhhhh !!!!! ( all ) We have drivers ( all ) Who turn highways into Formula One track ( baihaqi ) Hey, guys! ( baihaqi ) I am better than Michael Shumacher! ( all ) Boooo….

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( all ) We have motorcyclist ( all ) Who zig zag their way to death ( all ) Vroom ~ ~ Vroom ~ ~ ( all ) Motorists suddenly slow down ( all ) Necks outstretch ( all ) Eyes affixed (anis) ACCIDENT ~ ~ ACCIDENT ~ ~ (anis) Eh, somebody call the ambulance! ( ) Wah, accident ah? ( ) Eh, go buy toto and magnum! ( ) 5 big 5 small, 9394 ar ... ( all ) We ask ourselves, what for? 

( all ) Just to note the number plate for a digit win 

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( all ) Public toilets ( all ) Can't live with them ( all ) Yucks! ( all ) Can't live without them ( ) I think I'm gonna poop! ( ) Mummy, mummy! Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat? ( ) No, no, darling! At home you seat, outside you stand! ( all ) Malaysians are unclear ( all ) About what goes into where ( all ) A peep into public toilets (saifudin) AAHHHHH!!!! ( all ) Confirm your worst nightmare 

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( all ) Malaysians ( all ) We just love to eat ( all ) Uummm ... ( ) We munch and crunch ( ) Chomp and chew ( ) Through a feast of food ( all ) Check out the delicacies! ( all ) We have ( ) The spiciest ( ) The sweetest ( all ) Most sour 

( all ) And most bitter of food ( ) Nasi lemak ( ) Chappati ( ) Char kuey teow ( ) Roti canai ( ) Satay  ( all ) Piling their plates with soooo much food ( all ) Still, they come for more ( ) For more ( ) And more ( all ) And MORE! ( all ) Just to get their money's worth 

( all ) The results ( all ) From size S to XXL ( all ) XXL to ... ( all ) You get the point? ( ) Obesity ( ) Diabetes ( ) Heart disease (doopdoop ~ ~ doopdoop ~ ~ tooooot ~~~~) ( all ) But then ( all ) Everywhere we look we see ( all ) Diet pills ( all ) Surgeries ( all ) It doesn't make sense ( all ) Why don't we just exercise? 

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( all ) There's a time in the year ( all ) Where Malaysians behave a little strange ( all ) Yesss! The sales are here! 

(laila) MEGASALES!!! ( all ) Yeay!!!( ) Buy 2 get 1 free! ( ) Shop until you drop! ( ) Run out of money? ( ) Not to worry! ( all ) We have (aqil ) American Express (amelia) Visa Card (intan) Master card ( ) One for every occasion! ( ) Spend, spend, spend ( ) Bills, bills, bills ( ) Enjoy now ( all ) Regret later 

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( all ) Malaysians have a complex that ( all ) Much is more ( all ) Bigger is better ( all ) Taller is terrific! ( all ) Thus, we have ( ) The tallest Twin Towers( all ) Wow!!! ( ) The longest canopy walking( all ) Really?!!! ( ) The largest cooking contest( all ) Nyum… nyum… ( ) The biggest mooncake ( all ) ~ Gasp ~( ) Wait! ( ) Not forgetting the number of trees planted 

( ) A hundred thousand trees a minute ( ) See, we have them all ( ) If we cannot make it ( ) To the Guiness Book of Records ( ) The Malaysian Book of Records will do, thank you! ( ) Having heard our view ( ) Won't you say ( ) Malaysians are ( ) Peculiar in their nature and behavior? ( ) However ( ) These idiosyncrasies ( ) For better or worse ( ) In sickness and in health ( ) Mark us as Malaysians ( ) As we stamp our identity ( ) That makes us ( ) The awesome( ) Malaysian Malaysian!( ) One heart( ) One nation( all ) 1 Malaysia!!!