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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says: ªI'll serve you, but don't start anything.º ± Matthew Norwood

A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says , ªhere, but I'll need that back in an hour!º @brandoncarroll:

An LSA Type 6 packet walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender ignores him. ± @someclown

An LSA Type 2 packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender say's ªhere, but don't leave the area with it.º @someclown

ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces ± ªno more beerº ± @fsmontenero

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 differenet people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers. @jodylemoine

An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance. The barman says ªYou're not getting any special treatmentº ± @xchewtoyx

A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits at the same time ± @xchewtoyx

ªKnock Knockº ªwho's there?º ªDenial of Service Attackº ªDen¼?º ªSn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZeaLp|ExleT¼º ± @MattGordonSmith

A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1. He walks back out with a corrupt optional transitive attribute. ± @xchewtoyx

A DNS packet walks into a liquor store ± where do I find beer ªABCº?. Clerk: aisle 4,top row on the right. @fsmontenegro

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him. @fsmontenegro

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says ªI want a beerº, barman says ªyou want a beer?ºand tcp packet says ªyes, a beerº @stevie_chambers

Dhcp pkt stands on a dark street and shouts ªdoes anyone have a beer!?º A bartenderof a nearby bar says ªsure come on in, lets see the menu. You can have this beer.Patron says ªcan I have this beer?º Bartender ªAye. But I will need the glass back..er unless you still want it! ± anonymous

A Network Engineers tell a joke in a full bar. One man laughs. They start talking about NX-OS and have a blast. @icemarkom

Q. How do you catch an Ether Bunny.A. With an Ethernet!!@etherealmind

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated Router. @scottrobohn

DNS is the root of all problems ± @jimbofx

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Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated Router.An ARP request goes to McDonald's and asks for a Big MACQ. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. HelloI heard a great one about IPSEC, but you wouldn't get it Ð it's an inside joke.The problem with UDP jokes: I don't get half of them.TCP must be religious¼ Why? Because it all starts with a SYNTelling a lot of bluetooth jokes will reduce the bandwidth of your WiFi jokes.Serial jokes must be told bit by bit.If you have experienced an ICMP joke, ping me.The worst thing about broadcast storm jokes is that everyone's already heard thema hundred times.IP packet with TTL=1 arrives at bar. Bartender: ªSorry, can't let you leave¼and you don't get any beer either¼º