“No matter what

marque you ride,

it’s all the

same wind.”

SIT

DOW

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HUT U

P, and H

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HAYS

h u m o r

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Never ask

your bike

to scream

before her

throat is

good and

warm.

SometimeS it takeS a whole tankful of gaS

before you can think Straight.

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Riding faster

than everyone

else only

guarantees

you’ll ride

alone.

if you want to get a job, you may have to compromise

your principles.

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you may even have to Shave.

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