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A second collection of the fruitful dialogue between the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy and the US Government. The Empowering Clerks Network is an organization dedicated to empower people by issuing various official documents, such as Certificates of Recognition. It was started by Ori Alon in 2014 with the goal to bring joy, humor and compassion to people through the power of paperwork. Some of the services we offer: Forgiver's Licenses, Joy Permits, Open Carry Permits for Musical Instruments, Certificates of Recognition, True Friend Diploma's, Apology Decrees, Free Play Tickets, Refurbished Report Cards and Happiness Insurance cards. The goal of The Empowering Clerks Network is simple, give people a moment to deeply reflect on their life while doing some thing with humor. Often, these moments become momentous for the person for whom the paperwork is being issued. Conversations start and grow. Peace and compassion is spread. First in the moment the paperwork is being issued and a
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MORE OFFICIAL LETTERS
from the EMPOWERING
CLERKS NETWORK
Second Collection! Includes 8729A Emergency Announcement regarding the Open Carry permit for musical instruments. Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (LLE) BCLDM918023A
"I am still helped every day by my Forgiver's License which I carry in my wallet"
Norman Fischer, Zen master, poet and author, one of the leading Buddhist teachers in the US
“What was terrific about the forms that Ori prepared is that they were funny and accessible and
allowed people to get to the essence or purpose of the Jewish High Holidays – Teshuva –without
being tripped up by the unwieldy tool of the liturgy”
Rabbi Brent Spodek, Beacon Hebrew Alliance
"I gave a friend of mine, who is a hardworking singlemom, anOKParent Award. After she read it
carefully she gave me a big hug of appreciation and said it really meant a lot to her and she
thought all parents could benefit from it. Supportive bureaucracy is helping people by reminding
them that they are human and deserve to be acknowledged every day"
Daniel Weise, Creative Director, Thundercut
"Ori Alon is one of the most ethically responsible and deeply convincing skeptics since Jon
Stewart. His ECN is as if the The Daily Show opened a branch of government."
JeanMarc Superville Sovak, social entrepreneur artist
"I've enjoyed having a tangible item to pull out and give tomy clients after a very serious therapy
session about their present and past challenges. I love having a resource for people to validate
themselves when they feel written off by the world. A certificate, refurbished report card, or even a
sticker can also be a nice transitional object and subtle reminder to the individual that it's going to
be ok."
K.N., clinical social worker
“I love having a Forgiver’s License in my wallet. Whenever I look at it, it reminds me not to take
things personally and to overlook potential insults. It’s my job to forgive others and to forgive
myself when I forget to forgive others. That’s what having a Forgiver's License means to me.”
Herb Levine, teacher of Mussar, Jewish ethical mindfulness.
"My high school diploma, driver’s license, passport actually say nothing real about me. Imagine
Vincent Van Gogh’s passport or the Rosa Parks driver’s license. You have an opportunity by
engaging ECN documents to arrive at a document that comesmighty close to who you really are
and in your own eyes to boot.”
Andrew Courtney, activist, Middle East dreamer
Dear reader,
The Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) is one of the largest
organizations offering Playful Paperwork documentation around the world. Since its establishment in 2006 it provided more than 32,000 official documents to recipients of services from many different backgrounds. In 2015 we expanded our operations dramatically 286% more services were offered, we reached a record of 311 points in our efficiency rate and we now rank amongst the hundred most fun entities in Compassionate America. Our office hours are offered irregularly around the country in collaboration with schools, social workers, religious communities, medical institutions and Government officials. Our operations helped numerous recipients of services and appeared in large media outlets including Facebook, Scribd and Weebly.
President Obama is still working on his response to our letter regarding the establishment of the Federal Compassion Agency (FCA,) and though other Government officials have mostly ignored our letters (first collection available at www.supportivebureaucracy.org) we are determined to reach a productive collaboration between the two entities. Here are some new and fruitful dialogues between the Empowering Clerks Network and the US Government.We wish you high efficiency and great joy reading. If you’d like to send a version of any of these letters to your local authorities please contact us.
With kindness, Ori Alon Executive Empowering Clerk, CSB
Ori AlonCenter for Supportive BureaucracyEmpowering Clerks NetworkDepartment of Education
April 16th, 2016
Dr. Joannes Sieverding Principal, Beacon High School 10 Education Drive Beacon, New York 12508
Dear Mr. Sieverding,
Thank you for your hard work of supervising the education and
values our children receive in school. The public schools system is one of America’s most valuable inventions, providing knowledge and care for millions of students. We hope that your work fills you with satisfaction and joy. It is public servants like you who make America as great as it is. We believe that a teacher is inevitably an artist, helping the child to discover what is hidden within him. True learning is one of the most magical things in human experience, and we hope that through your work you manage to facilitate many moments of magic. As an organization that values humanity, we envy the gift that you have of witnessing such wonderful moments.
While ideally childhood and school years can be a lovely
experience, many Americans remember their school years as a hard and often unpleasant experience. Some of us were bullied or didn’t do well academically, others learned not to confront unjust social norms or had their selfesteem decreased dramatically. In order to help our fellow citizens make the best possible selfgrowth out of their difficult school years experiences, the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) developed the Refurbished Report Card (RRC202). It’s a simple form, that visually looks like a standard report card, and can be issued
with the assistance of a licensed Empowering Clerk in any ECN branch during office hours or without ECN supervision (CLPO76). Personally I was issued two RRC202’s, one for my high school experience in which I had some hard time socially and one for my first grade experience in which I got punished for writing a bad word in my little yellow memo pad (see the CSB Official 2016 Catalog for the full story). Receiving both documents helped me tremendously to come to peace with these painful experiences, accept myself, have a better approach to life and to increase my joy distribution to my fellow human beings. Imagine what it would be like if every adult in America received a Refurbished Report Card… Luckily, there are many ways to issue a Refurbished Report Card, as the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) regulations are quite flexible, and the form can be downloaded for free at www.supportivebureaucracy.org
As you sure know, many of the things taught in the classroom don’t actually get written in a regular report card. The RRC202 can provide recognition for personal, emotional, social or creative achievements that weren’t acknowledged in the original report card or can provide an alternative experience for an actual school year, as an Empowering Clerk can provide better evaluation of existing classes (straight A’s, A+’s, A++’s, smileys, etc.) or even ‘make up’ classes that weren’t actually taught in that school, like friendship, self acceptance, love, etc. and provide better grades and more accurate evaluation for all classes. A reflection for classes that weren’t taught in school can be an enriching experience, for example I learned a lot about appreciating and developing my taste in literature and music during high school but never got any recognition for it, until I received my Refurbished Report Card for that year. An Empowering Clerk can use the same name as the original teacher or a new (‘pretend’) teacher can be nominated on the spot. Our records indicate that the youngest recipient of an RRC202 was 9 years old and the oldest one ninety years old. So far almost all recipients of RRC202 reported that the experience was highly beneficial for them.
We'd like to offer a professional development opportunity to the Beacon City School District where teachers, parents and students will experience the power of receiving and issuing a Refurbished Report
Card for one or more of their school years. We would love to discuss the details of such an offer as we believe it will reflect our community values, reduce stress levels and increase systematic joy.
With the joy of giving service, Ori Alon Education Department, ECN
CC: MaryEllen Elia, New York State Commissioner of Education Brian D. Ray, Ph.D, National Home Education Research Institute Marya Besharov, Cornell Higher Education Research Institute
Ms. Kelly Pologe, Administrative Assistant, Beacon School District
STAY TUNED! Public events for teachers, kids and parents of issuing Refurbished Report Cards to one another will be held around the country at the end of the current school year. It might become an annual ECN Holiday, like the Love Yourself More Day, which occurs at the 26th of every month.
Joy Permits slips marinated with whipped tears
ECN representative issuing Joy Permits, DIY Certificates of Recognition, process Forgiver’s Licenses applications and other official documents at a Trump rally in Poughkeepsie NY, April 2016.
OKP30088 Empowering Clerks Network Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Family Department
RE: Your OK Parent Award Eligibility Dear____________,
ECN records indicate that by improving parenting skills crime rates can drop by 312% and happiness levels may rise to 143 points. While approximately 81% of parents experience low selfesteem for not being perfect parents, less than 0.0031% of parents qualify as perfect parents. A special committee nominated by the Empowering Clerks Network Health Department recently declared the dire need to acknowledge OK parenting as essential to world peace, and to answer that need the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB) released the OK Parent Award.
The award is meant to celebrate the tremendous effort needed in order to be an OK parent. It may be given to any parent who is not actively engaged in damaging his or her children (following LOPQ51
guidelines), and must be signed by an authorized child or acquaintance of the recipient. If you would like to issue an OK Parent Award to someone, you may use that copy, visit us during office hours or order a blank award at www.supportivebureaucracy.org Remember! According to 716A, Parenting is a lifelong journey.
With ease, ECN Family Department
F47(e) True Friend Diploma Notice Empowering Clerks Network Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Department of Friendship
RE: Your True Friend Diploma eligibility Dear ________________,
Our records indicate that you’ve acted in ways that make you qualified for an ECN True Friend Diploma, and Your friend _________________ chose to honor you with this official document. It is with great pleasure that we welcome you to the honorable True Friend Club. Being a TFC member is an allinclusive experience, as approximately 99.4% of human population is capable of joining the
club. Our members work hard to welcome more members to this Loving & Liable Entity (LLE.) As a registered True Friend, it is upon you to show the various benefits of friendship to fellow human beings. By showing appreciation for a friendship you might create a ripple effect that will end in a 17% growth of the TFC membership. We
hope that you will enjoy being a club member. Though it may come with difficulties at times, we'd like to reassure you that true friendship and self acceptance walk hand in hand.
We would love to answer any questions regarding proper Playful Paperwork documentation. Please let us know if you have any questions!
With blessings, ECN Friendship Department
Ori AlonCenter for Supportive Bureaucracy Empowering Clerks Network Department of New Media
April 26th, 2016 Timothy B. Lennon NY DMV Deputy Commissioner for Operations and Customer Service 6 Empire State Plaza, Albany, NY 12228 Dear Deputy Lennon,
We'd like to congratulate you for your achievement of winning the
2015 national Pinnacle Award, honoring the dmv.ny.gov functional and welcoming website. I was excited to hear this great news. It is service providers like you who make this country what it is, online or on line. As a grassroots bureaucratic organization that issues documents around the world, we are truly in awe of the high levels of efficiency and kind service reached by the NY DMV website and work hard to improve our own online services. You truly reached a level of perfection in providing service to New Yorkers.
Perhaps you’ve heard about the Empowering Clerks Network already. Like the DMV, we provide service to a diverse population, with deep faith in the goodness of the human race. We believe that kindness can benefit efficiency and selfgrowth. Our catalog of services includes similar items to those offered by the DMV ID cards, various permits, deeds and stickers. Our staff of licensed Empowering Clerks offer various official documents such as the Forgiver’s License (Class A & B), Joy Permits, Refurbished Report Cards, Pain Deeds, DIY Certificates of Recognition, Open Carry permits for musical instruments, Loving & Liable Entity (LLE) certifications, True Friend Diplomas, OK Parent Award, Karma Inspection and more. Many of our recipients of services report an increase in compassionate behavior
using their documents, for example a Zen master, a Rabbi, a therapist and many others reported using their Forgiver’s License and other official documents to experience more ease, joy, higher levels of compassion and selfesteem and increased efficiency rates.
Like the DMV car inspection stickers, the ECN offers the popular ASAS46, Adult Special Achievement Stickers. The ASAS46 allows adults to receive valuable recognition for their actions using stickers like Dealt With my Emotions in a Constructive Way, Exercise Champ, Caregiver of the Week, Surprised Myself Today, Did You Know? I’m Funny! and many more (A sample of ASAS46 is attached to this letter). The demand for the ASAS46 is so high that we have to constantly order more and more of them, and so far we’ve issued and distributed more than 25,000 stickers. We were truly surprised to find out that perhaps adults like stickers more than children.
Since you’re the largest Government entity issuing stickers to the adult population, we wanted to know whether you’d be interested in a collaboration, which would allow both our organizations to provide more stickers together. Our Development Department has conducted research regarding the possibility of issuing Adults Special Achievement stickers together with DMV registration stickers, and found some surprising data that you might be interested in exploring.
We’d be interested in discussing the possibility further. We look forward to your response.
Sincerely, Ori Alon Recognition Department, CSB
PhD Diploma, Undergraduate Diploma and an OK Parent Award at a professor’s office at Vassar College, Poughkeepsie NY. Recipient claims to be indecisive regarding which document she’s the most proud of.
Ori AlonCenter for Supportive Bureaucracy Empowering Clerks Network Department of Immigration
June 21st, 2016 Secretary of State John F. Kerry U.S. Department of State 2201 C Street NW Washington, DC 20520 Dear Secretary of State Kerry,
Attached is the official ECN Clown Visa. The document grants
adults and children permission to play, laugh and act joyfully according to regulations.
We would like to know what are the US requirements for recognizing the ECN as an official entity that has the authority to add visas to US passports. Assuming the ECN answers these requirements, we need to know whether it’s OK to use disappearing
purple glue sticks (offbrand) to glue Clown Visas in a standard US Passport (we can discuss the issue of diplomatic passports afterwards). Warm regards, Ori Alon Immigration Department, ECN
Emergency Circus founder Clay Davis apply for an ECN Clown Visa at Carl Hammerschlag, MD and prophet Patch Adams’ Clowntown Healing Fest in Phoenix, AZ
Ori AlonCenter for Supportive BureaucracyEmpowering Clerks Network Department of New Ideas
May 11th, 2016
New York State Lottery, Customer Service Department P.O. Box 7500 Schenectady, NY 12301 Dear NY Lottery Customer Service,
Thank you for allowing millions of New Yorkers the possibility of
purchasing an affordable dream. By offering a piece of paper that reflects on its holder’s wishes to have financial ease, you are doing exactly what the ECN has been doing for so many years. Seeing how your organization produce pieces of paper that reflect people’s hopes with such efficiency inspires us. Thank you for being a living example of the power pieces of paper have on human beings.
Like the NY Lottery, the ECN also offers selfservice stations,
in which people can issue their own documents and if needed get assistance from a licensed Empowering Clerk in order to certify their official documents (according to ECN regulations uncertified documents are also valid.) In our stations people can apply for a Forgiver’s License and Happiness Insurance plan using Forms 601(c) and 77A, issue a Joy Permit, OK Parent Award, Pain Deed, True Friend Diploma and many other Playful Paperwork services.
The ECN would like to collaborate with you, by adding Joy Permits to the NY Lottery selfservice stations. Having people issue Joy Permits for one another can increase their happiness levels by
6.9%, (which may or may not be beneficial for you). We look forward to the possibility of discussing this idea in detail.
With sincere regards, Ori Alon ECN Executive Empowering Clerk
ECN SelfService station at the Howland Public Library, Beacon NY. If you do not have an ECN selfservice near you, please contact your local branch or visit our online Document Download Center (DDC) at www.supportivebureaucracy.org to use your home printer to answer various official needs for recognition, healing, forgiveness and others.
LLE Approval Notice Empowering Clerks Network Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Department of Love
RE: LOVING & LIABLE ENTITY STATUS ELIGIBILITY
Dear____________,
We would like to inform you that a special committee of the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) found that an organization that you are actively invested in, ________________________ is eligible for a Loving & Liable Entity certification (LLE). All entities established throughout history are a creation of our collective
imagination. It is incumbent upon us, people who are involved in shaping these organizations, to make sure these creatures of our imagination behave in ways that increase Global Well Being. It is with genuine pleasure that we issue this certification, and we hope that it’ll satisfy your valuable need for recognition. Being part of a
Loving & Liable Entity is one of the most satisfying states of being in human experience, and we are pleased to see a 17.4% increase in the worldwide sprouting of new LLEs since April 2014. LLEs are one of the most powerful and potent powers in the world and are vital to world peace.
The CSB would like to thank you for your important work. It is people like you who make the world a better place.
Sincerely, ECN Validation Department
Ori AlonCenter for Supportive BureaucracyEmpowering Clerks Network Department of Karma
May 3rd, 2016 U.S. Department of Agriculture 1400 Independence Ave., S.W. Washington, DC 20250 Dear USDA Services Department
Thank you for putting consumer experience at the top of your
priorities. I appreciate your dedication and work to make sure our food is safe, our workers are treated with respect, kindness and justice and that the food system is running smoothly and sustainably.
Like the USDA, the ECN is also engaged in the regular, often repetitive work of certifying and inspecting documents. We offer a variety of services and certifications, and our reputation amongst Playful Paperwork recipients of services scores much higher than our competitors. As you probably know, we collaborate with the US Government on a regular basis, in the form of sending all sorts of offers to public servants and providing numerous ECSK2.0 (Empowering Clerks Starter Kit) to public workers. Just recently we issued Joy Permits to clerks at the NY Department of State. Our unique catalog is available at www.supportivebureaucracy.org.
Unfortunately, not all Government offices are run as efficiently as the USDA. Currently US citizens have no way to be sure about the type of Karma of a product or an action. Not only that, they may even confuse good Karma for bad Karma and vice versa, as the Karma industry is highly unregulated. I am sure
you agree that this is not the way we want to go as a country. We are contacting you to announce a new service of ours, which
is inspired by your highly effective public service, the famous and needed USDA Organic label. As of February 27th of this year, the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy started to offer training for Karma Inspectors (K1). K1s can certify objects, events and communities with the ‘Good Karma Certified’ label. We believe that like in the organic food market, our Government needs to inspect Karma content in each product or action for the benefit of the public. We hope to start a Federal Karma Inspection (FKI) program by Sept. of 2018, and in order to be prepared for that we need to: 1. Find a Government office that will want to work with us. 2. Improve our Good Karma Certified label design (perhaps buy a
better printer too). If you’re interested in helping us, kindly reply to this letter no later than August of 2018.
Warm regards, Ori Alon, ECN Product Quality Department
CSB founder Alon issuing a Joy Permit and providing an Empowering Clerk training to a clerk at the NY Department of State
Ori AlonCenter for Supportive BureaucracyEmpowering Clerks Network Department of Inspection
May 17th, 2016 Honorable. Tracy Mackenzie Dutchess Family Court 50 Market Street Poughkeepsie, NY 12601 Dear Justice Mackenzie,
Thank you for inspiring the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) to
develop a new document and establish a new agency. The Aunt & Uncle Adoption Agency (AUAA) now provides numerous people with the opportunity to adopt an Aunt, Uncle, Cousin, Nephew, Niece or a grandparent. By allowing Chosen Family Members to receive an official documentation of their relationship status we can help more people reach the inevitable conclusion that we are all part of one big family. Attached are 24 preapproved Chosen Family Affidavits, for the benefit of the citizens who visit the Dutchess County Family Court. If you find use for these official documents, we’d be happy to discuss with you the possibility of having the State of New York issuing these documents in collaboration with the ECN.
With love, Ori Alon Family Department, ECN
CC: Peter A. Palladino, Chief Clerk, Dutchess Family Court
The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Empowering Clerks Network (LLE)
Special Affairs Committee EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT 8729A
January 30th, 2016
ATTENTION: MUSICIANS, ARTISTS AND MERRYMAKERS
In light of recent events that have occurred in the United States and around the world the CSB and the ECN released an emergency statement, encouraging citizens of Ulster County and other counties who are licensed or unlicensed to carry a guitar, a fiddle, a banjo, a drum, a singing voice or any other musical instrument to PLEASE DO SO. An official permit to openly carry a musical instrument will be granted to those who are in need of such documentation, without background checks.
As bureaucrats, we hold the power to issue and authorize various official Playful Paperwork documents. We urge you, who are talented in producing music and street art to responsibly take advantage of your right. To ensure the safety of yourself and others, make sure you are comfortable and proficient with your chosen instrument, and knowledgeable of the laws in your region regarding making music and when it is legal to do it. Remember! your
instrument has the power to surround hate and force it to surrender. All it takes is one good guy with a musical instrument to prevent a bad guy with a hateful mouth. Our country is currently flooded with hatred, and a special committee found that music in public spaces is one of the most efficient ways to eliminate it.
The ECN would like to remind all official and unofficial peace officers and lovers of life, both active duty and retired, to please carry a guitar, a banjo, or just your singing voice, along with an open and courageous heart, whenever you leave your house. We are the thick green wave that is entrusted in keeping this country safe, and we must be prepared to act at any given moment.
With love, ECN Special Affairs Committee
In the midst of mass shootings and a gun violence epidemic, the Sheriff office of Ulster County, NY had released a statement encouraging citizens to carry firearms in the streets.
▢ Yes, I support establishing the Federal Compassion Agency (FCA). ▢ I believe playful behavior among adults can decrease crime rates. ▢ I believe the FCA can save the average taxpayer over $219 a year. ▢ I think the US should be more influenced by Buddhist values. ▢ I am awesome. ▢ I would like to support the growth of my fellow human beings. ▢ Humor relaxes my nervous system. ▢ I don’t pay full attention when I fill out forms. Name: ____________________ Signature: _______________________ Random numbers and letters: _______________ Joy level (110): ____ A childhood memory: ________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ A wish: _____________________________________ ____________________________________________ Thanks to Ana, Maayan, Sasha and Zakai. Thanks to Norman Fischer, Peter O’Kennedy, Michael O’Brien, Beacon Writers Group, Alison Rich, Alison Spodek, Certified Prophet Patch Adams, Alan Goldsmith, K.N., Yonatan & Elisheva, Gal Alon, Savta, Teafly, Yosaif August, Yoav Segall, Yoni Stadlin, Ginny Figlia and Zev Engelmayer. ECN offers documents issuing workshops and events and custom Playful Paperwork documents design to various institutions. Please contact us at [email protected] for more information. More from Alfassi Books community publishing house: Checkpoint Charlie, Patriot Act, Hitler & Me postage stamps comics series, The Magic Bagel interactive children’s book series, Third Temple sort of stories, A Jew Killed, Terry, the Inappropriate Unicorn and more. www.alfassibooks.com The ECN would appreciate your support! You can donate via PayPal to [email protected] or Pay it Forward to another cause. Thank you!
The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy has provided more than 32,000 official documents to thousands of recipients of services. Our catalog includes Joy Permits, Forgiver’s Licenses (Class A & B), Adult Special Achievement stickers,
OK Parent Award, True Friend Diploma, Aunt/Uncle Adoption certificates, Clown Visas, Apology Declarations, Refurbished Report Cards, DIY Certificates of Recognition, Pain Deeds, Loving & Liable Entity (LLE) certification and more. CSB founder Ori Alon lives in Beacon, NY with his wife and three kids. He’s an artist, teacher and a licensed Empowering Clerk.
"I am still helped every day by my Forgiver's License”
Norman Fischer, Zen master and Buddhist teacher
"Alon’s ECN is as if the TheDaily Show opened a branch
of government."
JeanMarc Superville Sovak, social entrepreneur artist
“I love having a resource for clients to validate themselves
when they feel written off by the world”
K.N., clinical social worker