CRYSTAL RIVER NEWS

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R L PARK EditorEntered at tho Postofflco Crystal Itlve

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however lint the publisher of tinHaws will not bo responsible oplnlsnexpressed by correspondents

Como on in the waters fine

Now if the world wouldtake something for its militarismas well as for its alcohol

dope habits

Still the American peoplegenerally are pleased at thewielding of the big stick byPresident-

It is probable that the Kaiserwill not again speak so lightly-

of that contemptuous littleBritish army

The Germans arc making butter from sunflowers Maybetrue you can extract sunshinefrom cucumbers

Wouldnt it be awful if theColonel and Barnes were to tellall they know about New Yorkpolitics

Nearly every town and citythe state is agitating a cleanupday become of themovement here

Crystal River TheCity Great summer resortIdeal fishing boating bathingRefreshing gulf breeze allBumraSrY

The address delivered at i

Hillsborough school rallySuperintendent It L Turnerrecently was a gem and plainlythe result of deep practicalsensible thought

Health experts have not an-

nounced that the clwutauojinsalute must be abandoned 01

the theory that it scatters germswhich invite remedies of therock and rye variery

THE LOAFERThey say that I am worthless

and I guess at least I be causekids and other peoples dogs theyall shine up to me While

men is scramblin to nail adollar down I spend the best partof my time in aimless ramblin1roun I pity lots of welldressedfolks that cooly puss me by theweariness thats on their lipsthe pain thats in their eye Inwinter just a corner near tosome one elses fire in summer-time a patch of shades the topof my desire A gun when fallwinds whistle a pole when fishesbite three meals or less if needbe and a place to sleep at nightTo turn a little favor for a strang-er or a pal to get a tender smilefrom a youngster or a gal to grinwith them thats grinning andweep with them that weep tonever mind my enemies and likemy friends a heap to never hurta womans heart nor do a man a

wrong I ask for nothing else exdrift and loaf along

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UNIQUE POEM ON LORDS PRAYER

Found on a Battlefield-

A composition Into which the unknown author uniquely fitted The

Lords prayer was found on a battlefield in South Carolina during the

Civil war by a brother of Mrs S B Helmor of Kondallvlllo Inn

Through an old comrade and very tear friend a copy of the prized poem

came into the hands of MaJ John W Russel of Denver who loaned It to

The Post Major Russol values this composition very highly notonlybo

cause of its historic features but also on account of Its worthy and

beautiful sentimentThe original of this poem Is printed on heavy satin and is regarded as

a literary curiosity It bears tho interesting date of July 4 1823

Thou to the mercyseat crtir souls doth gatherTo do our duty unto Theo Our Father

To whom all praise all honor should be givenFor Thou art the great Qod Who art In Heaven

Thou by Thy wisdom rulst the worlds whole fameForevor therefore Hollowed be Thy Name

Lot never more delays divide us fromThy glorious grace butlot Thy kingdom como

Let Thy command opposed be by noneBut Thy good pleasure and Thy will bo done

And let our promptness to obey be ovenTlio very same On earth as tis In Heaven

Then for our soujs 0 Lord we also prayThy wouldst be pleased fo Give us this day

The food of life wherewith our souls are fedSufficient raiment and Our daily bread

With every needful thing do Thou relieve us

And to Thy mercy pity And forgive us

All our misdeeds for Him whom Thou didst pleaseTo make an offerIng for Our trespasses

And forasmuch 0 Lord as we believeThat Thou wilt pardon us As wo forgive

Lot thirst love teach wherewith Thou dost acquaint usTo pardon all Those who trespass against us

And though sometimes Thou findst wo have forgotThis love to Theo yet help And lead us not

Through soul or bodys want to desperationNor lot earths gain drive us Into temptation

Let not tho soul of any truo believerFall In the time trial But deliver

Yea save them from the malice of the devilAnd both in life and death keep Us from evil

Thus pray we Lord for that of Theo from whomThis may bo had For Thine Is the kingdom

This world is of fhy work its wondrous storyTo Thee belongs The power and the glory

And all Thy wondrous works have ended neverBut will remain forever and Forever

Thus we poor creatures would confess againAnd thus would say eternally Amen

Charleston S C July 4 1823

Me an Otis

An Original ComedyIn Four Acts

Presented by Local Talent

Crystal TheaterToNight April 7th

Benefit of

GlubAdmission 10 and 20 Gents

CASTE OF CHARACTERS-

Dick Davis A Student Hale College Fond of Foot Boll and GirlsMr Toy Allen

Byron Makepeace Thornton His room not fond of Foot BallGirls Mr Harvey

Otis Towksbury of Perkinsvlllo Bettys Father Mr Ben R LeIgh

Reginald Thomas A Young Man of Fashion iMr J WHogai

Sam Scullyum Tewksburys Hired Man Mr McClarei

Betty Tewksbury Otis Daughter Miss Mary Guess

Florence Follett Bettys OityFriend Miss Nellie Millet

jRosllla Tewk9buryWifo of Otis and the head of the FamilyMiss Elsie Miller

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BUSINESS AT THE DOCK

Launch Twilight Captain

Young Cedar Key with J FThompson and Tom Wilson

sailed Saturday for home port

Capfc Charlesthe Surprise put on last Sunday-

his regular runto Gulf Breeze Island The

ladies and gents accepted the opin the Climber twenty

eight of enjoying a Uip in thedelightful crystal waters off the

Island

Sunday p m Capt Jim Morgan

commanding Com Houghslaunch Slowdrap with Red Hen

Engineer D H McOloud

Mate Preston Hunting Deck-

hand invited your reporter to a

trip to the bathing Needless to

say that our launch is properly

named besides wo had to man

the pumps 12 times the first mile

after which the engineer dis

coveredthat the propeller shafthad lost her packing and wastaking water at about two hogs

heads per minute With the as-

sistance of a pair of discardedstockings found in the lockerthe packing was soon adjustedwhen the party of merry singerswent on their way rejoicing andjoined the large party of batherstf ho preceded them The returntrip was without incident otherthan Capt Morgan ran agroundand deckhand planting had toDismantle wade in and pull herolF Party arrived at dock at880 after a delightful afternoon

The launch Flounder OaptPrice from Port Inglis arrived-

in port at six a m Monday andtied to the Geo W Hyde pierAboard were Mrs Peterson MissBuzbee and JesseEzelltheentireparty on a shopping visit to Crys-

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TOAST TO LAUGHTER

Bores to laughter the sunshine of the soul the happinessof the heart the leaven of youththe privilege of purity the echoof innocence the treasure of thehumble the wealth of the poorthe bead of the cup of pleasure-

it dispels dejection banishesblues and mangles melancholy-for its the foe of woe the destroyer of depression the enemy-of grief it is what kingsenvypeasants plutocrats envy thepoor the guilty envy the inno-

cent its the sheen on the silverof smiles the ripple on thewaters delight the glint of thegold of gladness without ithumor would be dumb witwould wither dimples woulddisappear and smiles wouldshrivel for its a glow of a cleanconscience the voice of a puresoul the birth cry of mirth theswansong of sadness

Cyril Scott in a sixactWestern Arizona Friday

matinee and night

RUMMAGE SALEThe Kings Daughters will

have a big Rummage sale at thePublic Reading Room Saturdaythe 8th of May Be sure andattend There is always something that are apt to wantat such sales

NOTICE-

A number of BlueMasons residing in and adjacent-to Crystal River desire to or

institute a lodge ofthe order here

With that object in view allFree and Accepted Masons residing within the territory indicated are requested-to communicate with undersigned at the Hotel de Willis orat his office in The Hermita

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THE CHURCHES

Baptist Church

J A H GREEN PastorPreaching service Island 8rd

11 a m and 7 p mSunday Sbhpbl 10 a m

W B Holdej S S Supt

Circuit t Church vSouth-

H P BLOOKER PastorHomosassa 2nd and 8rd Sun

daysCrystal River 2nd and 4th

SundaysLecanto 1st Sunday nightOitronelle 2nd Sunday

Red Level 1st Sunday morning

Halls School House 4th Sunday afternoon

Presbyterian Churdr

Edward Walter BarringtonPhD Pastor Preaching everySunday morning at 1 oclockand evening at 7 oclockmeeting Wednesday evening at

oclock andFriday evening at 780 oclockSabbath School at 10 am

Carter Venierie

Practical Shoe

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All Work GuaranteedPrices ReasonableS-

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Iron WorksOcala Florida Phone 4

about your dinner

YOU WILL FIND

Choice Sirloin orRound SteakPork Chops

Roast Beef

Stew Beef

Roast PorkFresh SausageSliced Ham andBreakfast Bacon

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