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Organised CrimeGvardia of San Fierro VS Stracci of Los Santos. Who wins the ultimate battle? We look deaper into the latest news of their ongoing attacks on one another.

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Upgrades a joke?From Dillimore Police Deparments’ gross expenditure on ridiculous gadgets and massive ammounts of alcohol to Fort Carsons’ request to add rocket launchers to its department.

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Places to visitWe list and review the latest businesses in and around Los Santos. Our feature of the week “Kaufman Cabs’ offers you an experience of a life time riding with Chauffer Vercetti who brings his experiences all the way from Vice City.

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welcomeLook, we’re in a bit of excitement here at LS Magazine. As we all know, this is the first ever edition of our magazine and we thank you for your intrest. LS Magazine will inform you of the latest happenings, trends and stories to keep you up to date. Compiled by editor Sisko White in collaboration with writer Harver Jr. we bring you this uniyou this unique work to the world of Argonath. Enjoy.

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HI-CRIME? Within the early hours of Thursday morning two very powerful organised crime syndicates in the Argonath State, presumably named Gvardia and Stracci, began the fight to become the biggest and richest of San Fierro. The The fight began at 1:15AM, near the San Fierro Hospital, which was recently taken over by the Gvardia Health Branch; all the staff within the Hospital were relatives of the Gvardia family, meaning that the Stracci members found it hard to seek medical assistance! SWAT and SRU units were called to the scene by local residence who heard various gun shots from the hospital car park with sirens wailing.

WWe managed to interview SWAT Team Leader Matrixbob about the situation here’s what he said “We received a call from Deputy Chief Vince about a Gang War in SF, so I gathered 13 SWAT units and we headed on over to check it out. We were ordered to protect the Gvardia family as they had not started the battle. The SAPD unfortunately lost three cadet officers, but luckily no civilians were hurt as the area was cordoned off five blocks in every direction. The SRU arrived shortly after we did; first on the scene was SAPD. Stracci did try and attack the ARPD in retaliation but soon realised ththey were outnumbered, turned and tailed out of SF.”

The case has now been handed over to the FBI who will continue investigations into how and why the gang war began. The bureau believes that it has something to do with the Gvardia syndicate or-dering a hit on the don of the Stracci family. There is a call to the public for any information leading to the arrest of any Stracci members with a reward of $10,000.

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After recent renovations of Los Santos with barriers and stricter enforced speed limits, the government and authorities have decided to accept the recently submitted plans to up-grade the well-known “Gas Station 9”. A whopping $1.6 million budget to improve the sta-tion has been approved to fit the area with a public Basketball Court, a local run parking lot and the implementation of a ‘street-vendor’ mini-market. After an interview with the local anti-drug initiative “Give me hugs not drugs”, they gave the following official report: “Although we are happy with the improvements, we are concerned with the surround areas notorious for high-profile crimes and possible drug trading. We believe the ‘courtz’ are being run by street syndicates selling drugs

to the children of our nation”

The popularity of Gas Station 9 has shot up since the arrival of the ‘Courtz’. The crime rate has risen since the improvements and the ARPD are at full force. Local civilians are threatened by the area and believe the state police are not in full effect to remove the currently ‘thug-run courts’. After LS Magazine arrived on the scene we were forced to leave the area by locals loaded with Colt. 45s’ and Semi-Automatic SMGs’.After an interview with a member from the infamous gang Inferno 9 – chosen not to be named – he was very pleased with the additional up-grade. “It’s going well, we love the basketball court, we can have more fun

around the gas station.”

However all the good people of San Andreas are worried about the top class courts, as they are near areas of crime which has recently become under attack by other street-run syndicates. For many unofficial reasons, dangerous fires have caused to ignite and the following was said said by one of the local ARPD cadets: “The recent attacks by means of fire are under investigation by the FBI. We all believe the area is subject to many plane crashes due to unknown reasons.

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The ARPD have confirmed that Dillimore Police department have exceeded their annual budget on various alcoholic beverages – as it is to be believed. After an interview by LS Magazine, Captain GiacJr provided us with a chart expressing their yearly expenditure. As indicated by the chart, the department has spent over 75% on booze with just 25% spent on military grade weaponry, vehicles fitted with 7.1 Dolby Digital Surround sound and a fully equipped prison cell much like a hotel suite. After an exclusive interview with Officer Ethan Walker, he stated that “7.1 in DPD ranchers. Why else would we have them?”them?”

Leaving our investigation to what it seemed to remind us of a headless-chicken, we further found that Fort Carson Police Department had submitted plans for improvement in response.

Since the PD is located in close proximity to the Top Secret base - that no-one knows about - Area 69 they’re prone to attack from what they believe ‘Alien Life forms’. In defence against this threat the department has asked for missile launchers and over-the-top weaponry systems installed in and and round the premises. An outdoor bar equippedwith refreshments and grills to maintain healthy relations with locals have also been requested.

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