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LAUNCESTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

A DRINKING CLUB WITH

A RUNNING PROBLEM

RUN No 2192 97 Hardwicke St Summerhill Hare: Spyder

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TITALATING READING

Run report for run 2192

Venue, 97 Hardwicke St Summerhill

Hare: Spyder

Weather, hot another heat wave in Summerhill 28oc

THE RUN GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS

The last Tuesday of 2015 is with us, where has this

year gone. Another very hot day in Summerhill

barely a cloud in the bright blue

sky a Hasher in Beijing must be

wishing he is here to see what

the sky is like. Spyder calls ON

ON only a medium length run

tonight turn left into Hardwicke

St all on chalk. Hash Pash who

is here early tonight as he is

holidays from Metro leads the

pack out onto Hardwicke St and

says did he say left or right. No

one can remember, Electric Eric

checks left and calls ON ON.

The well marked trail takes the

pack into a bush track behind the Summerdale

school via Morris and Jessica St. A check at the

school brings the pack back together. Bugsy is call-

ing ON ON he has picked up the trail in Lucy Place.

The trail takes us to St Patricks College via Morris

St and Westbury Rd. The trail now heads into Wil-

low Lane reserve, the trail winds its way through

the eastern side of the reserve then crosses Wil-

low lane and into the Western side of the reserve

where we find

the ON Home

sign in the

storm water

easement. A

kilometre to

go and we are

back at

Spyders ready

for a cold

Boags or two.

ON ON:

Fortunately Spyder has set a medium length run and we are

back at the ON ON site and out of the heat of the summer sun

in about 45 minutes. We are greeted by a few sludge arse run-

ners who used various excuses for not arriving early enough to

do the run. The club is in disarray there are no skolling mugs,

no raffle prizes and no bell to ring. The G.M Electric Eric is with

us tonight as his Indonesian Visa has expired, the G.M impro-

vises and the raffle is underway as are the skulls. Hash Pash

has bought a friend John with him tonight to increase the

numbers as we have not had many runners for the last couple

of weeks due to the Christmas break.

One Humps Gossip Column

OTHER TASSIE HASH CLUB & RANDOM NEWS

And Hashers up dates

Scary and Tight Spot in New Zealand on a cruise.

Chewy on holidays Who is Chewy ?????

One Hump and Camelot still at the Gold Coast.

BURNIE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Are back from the Christmas break

LH4

Are back this Thursday

BALI Interhash www.interhash2016.com 19 to 22 May

Aussie Nash Hash 2017, Ballarat, Victoria

Gold Rush Nash Hash 23rd TO 27th FEBUARY 2017

30th January 2016 High Noon Full Moon

See flyer in this weeks Trash [Theme Hillbillies]

Venue Font Hill east of Oatlands

5-7th February 2016. Golconda 3, LH3 Hash

(This is a scaled down Golconda, no big screen)

20th February RED DRESS RUN HOBART

19/20th March 2016 St Patrick's Day, Westbury, LH3. See Flyer in this Trash

Improvised Raffle:

Bottle wine: Dunnoim

Bage of recycled confectionary: Delly

Ten Dollars cash: Hash Pash.

Twenty dollars cash: Blakey

Skulls:

Hip flasks are hard to come by in LH3 you

have to earn them by completing a 1000

runs. The run sheets were been tallied up

the other week, 946, 947, 948, 949, 1000. A

trip is made to the wholesales and a flask is

purchased and is engraved with the Hashers

name and date of his 1000th run. The Tally

sheets are rechecked and the Hasher realis-

es he has miscalculated the Hasher earning

the flask is 50 runs short. Up you get Hash

Pash the mathematician.

Returned runner Deep Shit is the next to

skull followed by our visitor John..

The Hare Spyder finishes off the skulls.

The 2015 Committee The Committee that brings you less and don’t give a Flying “F”.

GM: Electric Eric JM: Dunnoim, Hash Cash: Pash, Monk: Bendover Trail Master: Two Bob, Horn: Sprocket, Lip: Delly Scribe:

One Hump, Web Wanker Bugsy, Hash Hops, Scary

Receding Hare Line

Tuesday 5 th January Hare: Two Bob 3 Wenlock Way Prospect..

More Hares required see this years Trail Master Two Bob before he nominates you to set a run or we will be back at 3 Wenlock

Way again.

LH4 Ph. 0408139601 (Magpie) http://www.lh4.com.au

LH4 Receding Hare Line

7 th January Hogs Breath Café Willis St Hare :Snow White

Joke of the Week

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

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