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JSentBptoanian AIE XLII —•- PHILADELPHIA, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 6 PRICE THREE CENTS

ftJWIIVE OARSMEN FOR FIRST

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Nineteen First-) ear Aspirants Enter Daily's Second Editorial Competition

. Wh0 were Out for Fall Rowing

and Inexperienced Men Are

Urged To Sign Up

OEOULAR ATTENDANCE REQUIRED

rtork Will Consist of Teaching New Men

Rudiments of Sport and In

Conditioning Others

M,. i: ,--.- who are Inter- ■ 'i who linve Hi'' I'liy-

u ' cai - i" cessarj to become ,-, ihould report i" the crew room

, , ortli Bland of Franklin Field ,n,. i, .•;:i' and 5.30. Thla "ill !"■

prai i • • "i the year, and ■ ;,.■. ted The crew room

i pd bj :m- of il»' stadium , in ween i iw training house and

man Hall ■•. Im pnrth Ipated In I he

p wiii. 11 terminated about H

_■ •)■•■ urged in report today, and

nin lie bull) around these men. . ■ , .•!, will be taught the rudl nta

11 \ few w ho report tor

irork have bad HIIJ experle rin ■ ■ ■. ■ I■ • —- «i-li to ;i~k

nurd) physique i" sign up, aa o form :i successful

lime "ill I"- light, and . iin' new candl-

the fundi mentals of row in-, and n in c htion after

yoff. A ■■ '"i the present i ow in.; machines

ustalled in the crew room les in npportun-

ed Spulm « lain 9 i"

tndidutes y sign i md 5.30 today.

i"' held between those

■ i in bring their lockera "ill be

begin Immediately. ie hard at this time

i e machines tor

in ■ redlt, each can- • isl four da) i a

M i cm ipl) with this

Nil etei ■ -iiiinii signed up with News Kdltor G •-•■ Peterson yesterday after- noon for the Pennaylvanlan'a second edit- orial competition of the year. An) first- year men who wish in compete tor the -i.in I'm have n"i .i- yet signified their intention should reporl todaj at •"> o'clock in i in' i'eiiiisylvaniun office, 3461 Wood- land Avenue. Minor assignments will i>" given <nii at ihat time.

I'lii' onlj requirement asked of the new n is thai they report dally at 5 o'clock. At that time they "ill receive Instruct- ions concerning the duties required of them when the Intensive work of the com- petition begins in February, The) will not in- compelled to go on office duty one night ii week us baa i n customary In the past, uniil after the mid-year exam Inatlons are held.

The new reporters »iii !"• given light assignments al Oral and us they prove themselves capable, they will re

reive more important assignments, which are now being written b] freshmen In

the first competition. This method "ill I., used in order not to burden the n< n men too heavily nl present. They will gradually bee accusl I i" wrll storlea and »111 lie n ad) for work on i >• difficult assignments after tlie mid year examinations.

The second compellllon "ill continue until Faster when three n "ill be eleel ■■•I in the Editorial staff and two alter II.iii-s »ill I Iiosen. Freshmen entering the c petition "ill uol lie liaudlcaped in their scholastic work .is publication <>i ill.- Daily "ill i»' suspended for two weeks during mid-years.

Tin- advantages of competing for the Pennsylvania!! are many. Freshmen re porters have an opportunlt) i" meet the campus celebrities ami also in familiar- ise themselves with the Unlversll) i" r baps better than the) rould In any other way.

TRACK COMPETITION

''.in.in!.ii.'- for the track managerial cnmpelil IUKI report to Manager tirahiini at the trai k offii e, 3301 Wal- nut St., todn) al :'i".'i o'clock. The C petition i- open to .ill Sophomores in a I standing

OPENING DATE SET FOR UNDERGRADUATE $75,000

MEMORIAL FUND DRIVE Team Captains. Class and Departmental

and Strategy Committees Hold Meetings Tonight

University Hospital Surgeons Relieved

Council Member of Over 36

Pounds Excess Weight

FAT REDUCING CASES UNUSUAL

DETAILS WILL BE DISCUSSED

Active Solicitations Will Be Commenced

by Leaders of Various Groups January Eleventh

NATATORS OPEN SEASON MANAGERIAL CANDIDATES SATURDAY WITH C.C.N.Y. SUMMONED FOR TRACK

Outlook Favorable for a Good Year: Team Short Major Sport Competition Offers

Seems Strong in all Branches Rare Opportunity to Aspiring

of Sport

kept on the squad. glad to see any-

n porl tor pi "im are In ear-

eport regularly to

Grapplers Prepare For Opening Meet

irgea Indulge in Final

imbia Meet

fflclal open- drawing near

■ plonshipa decld- entrat-

ting from the

I at • i . that will n i

the mat during Vi sterda) the first

, men who

n > made ■

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n tlie

WATER POLO HAS STRONG OFFENSE

With reopening of school. Intensified practice is the order for the swimming i,MIM 111 preparation tor tlie opening meet

Saturday. The swimmers "ill begin the the 1820 season with CC.N.Y. at New

Vork, In view of tlie team's Bhowlng [u8l year, and the material available now,

Pennsylvania has a bright outlook and ,.\|ii'.i- in starl tlie Benson "iih a victory. The swimmers and water polo nun have ulreud) I i ibllshed In the tra

liouse. There are still several places on Hi,, team thai have yet to be filled. B ler mid McKenn) will compete some day tliia week to see who "ill swim the lireusl Btroke with Johnny Kin in. Jack ii,,s|,Tin,iii. and Koous "ill compete In the dives for tlie regular berth.

The substitutes tor the water polo team have not been i Iiosen as yet, but will be selected some time this week by i loach Klstler from tlie group of ■ dates thai are turning out dally.

The following men "ill make tlie trip .. \'ew ^ ork i

I' \\ IIKOII, • 'apt • i' Johnson BO yard Continued on Page Two

SPECULATOR PLEADS GUILTY:

FINED $200 BY U. S. JUDGE

Filtering a plea of guilty In Federal Court yesterday, Lewis Cohen, o t the II, get Bpeculators rounded up b) federal agents at the Cornell game, waa ,„l -i in,,, of 1200 b) I'nlted Statea D - ii'ii-t Judge Thompson. Cohen is one of ,i |gi i pasteboard sellers nabbed on Thai I Da) b) Federal Agents who are being prosecuted by Assistant i < 11 .■ vi . \ Friedman ui

■i new Internal Revenue ru ering i im offense

gtstered ticket seller, plead- ,..l guilt) i" 'I"' chargi i I - Hing the tlckta

,.. gecond chi - I a plea of "i

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Second Year Men

SQUAD GIVEN LIGHT WORKOUT

Fostering one of the shorten! compet-

itions in the hlstor) ol the sport, Unit erslty truck officials yesterdu) iinnouin-ed ii penlng of tlie iti .ii competitive tryouts for n [tosltlon in the manni depart nt. This major sport activity, " hlch begins npproxlmatel) wltl I lie i i w

year, received .i radical cul lusl full in ii* allot men I " hen i lie < 'ouncll on Ath-

letics 'im Ided II "'inlil !"• i ■ dlenl to run the competition only during the spring mouths ruther than to begin it In i ictober and com iuue II ' hrough tin

year ta i - been the cusl In the punt, Manager Graham "ill i ' all Sopliomore candidates for I

II when he "ill give a brief ex-

planation ni the " ork and Its rei|

The udvi shorter ii limit ill ! 'I liam ) esterda). "' 'oniea - I - ei ded relief In iiiis branch of nl lilel i>- mum - er -i,i|i. The work, which is scheduled to .■ml with the Intercolli - May, is now from iis usual drudgery, and I expect thai an unpn - inber of Sophomon • dates « hen we meet f»i irrow aftei i n. It II lai ge i muni i lilranis tryoul for the position, the work will, of .mil-. proportionally

er". In order uol to strain Ins chui..•

necessaril) In H arly-season grind Ii Robertson gave i lie iiuad

I,ni n li^in workout when the) embarked , rda) ii|"'ii the sei oud lap of «hat

, eons dered b) n n be an i specially promlsli - V few slow |ogs and II walk around the board truck on I ||n Field waa ! i ■• general order of the

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Kdwurd R. Morlne "20, member of the I'ndergraduule Council and holder "i the "mill's record tor the plunge, is rapidly r t'erlna from n ffecta of the fal

reductii |.. i. 11 i ■ ■ i ■ which he underwent ni tin' L'nlverslt) Hospital, ii was made known yesterda) b) medical authorities The operutlon, which waa made necess nr) because Morlue's excess avoirdupois waa Injuring ins health, Is unusual al- ii -h not pxereniely dangerous.

In Morlne'a case, tliirt) BIX and a half iimiinl- ni fat was removed fr hia ab ■loiiien and sidi - thus reducing his walsl line several Inches, Prior to entering the bospllal he lipped i he BI all - ill 200 iMiiiii'i-. and WHS the heaviesl mi the

i-ii lupus

When Interviewed yesterda) Morlne was

I'oiifideiil thai lie ".>- greutl) benefited

11) ibe loss ni weight. Short 1) after the

o|ieratlou Ids condition lieca serloua

because of an attack of grippe, but be full) r \' red from thai i llnesa and

ex| - lo be dlsi il ler purl ni iiii- week.

Morlne, wlio la u memlier of the W tun Si hool, i- Interested 'n numerus I \ erslt) act i x 11 les and Is Mil I Idltor • if the < 'lass Itei ord Si 11 nil years in' attained prominence b) breaking the world's r rd for the plui - For I bis perforiimiii e lie reci I I' Hi- |M ,I in. inii.T ol tlie Scabbard I Ihuli - Delta K ippa Bp silon Fraternily.

f75,OO0 luis been sel aa tlie objei I re for the Memorial Hall Fund Campaign which "ill im actlvel] begun on January ll, iiiis -ii111 «;is unanimously decided upon bj tlie Campua Campaign leaden at .i meeting, held last evening In the Hotel Pennsylvania, of the Strategy Com- mittee, clasa chairman, Departmental Chairmen, and Team Captalna

Al tlie dinner i 'ting last evening Dr. (ieorge William McClelland, Chairman of the Memorial i und ' 'iimpalgn, stn nt <i tlie importance of the drive, expressed in» Interest and that ol the Provost, Dr. Josluh H !'• ni -in In the project, and earnestl) requested the whole-hearted Kupport of ever) cumpulgu worker. Then followed various Instrucilons and details for the benefit "i tlie workera that they drive toward tlie 175.000 goal. Before the meet lug adj i< 'i set eral hundred i ardai,

w ere distributed talnlng i he na iiinl iiddrexxes ol those students who ii is thougl Ighl desire to subscribe more limn the averuge amount to the Mi n ■ I lull I I, The i palgn " orki i - i bus

furnished with leada "ill begin prelim-

Innr) i" rsoual BollcltiilIon b ind

this work through the period ol iim drlte.

The goal for the Memorial Fund Caiu- \> lie set ufter proper • Ion

! the i.n tora Involt ed. i I live of i in ' It) « nil- campal)

will begin on Januar) 22 "ill be (750,000 and from la issued last the .-in cesa "i thla drive la assured, I I i

; cosl of Mi morlal I lull, the In of the new Christian Assoi latlon build not im luding an]

i 'ontlnued on Pagi Two

UNDERGRADUATE COUNCIL

ll

Gives Trophies to Houston Hall

In ad (he collection of heads

that have adorned the walla of 11" i

Hull for the pasl year, I >r. Morrla •' Lewis

for r Trust i the i

mi in the Houston Hull two beautiful gpei .linn.-, one B Moose, and the othi Caribou. These were In ins ow n i but he lias -iren them fur the beautifying of I Hou

Hall. The heads are In esj ially - I • Iii Ion and add -i - deal to

1 hi' ;i|.| . ■■ n| i Im lobb).

ANTHROPOLOGICAL SOCIETY PLAN FOR MONTHLY BANQUET

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I im Ant in "i« dogl< ul Soi .1 hold a banquet In I he West Trophy Ro< n Houston Hull, Suturdu) evening J

T oV n„ k. Tli i II'•••■ In '

bus secured as I lie upeaki r meet- _ to follow, I »r. A A Goldei

\. Research. H< -i.i'.ik .ni "Xeo I

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Seniors Give Poor Support to Record

Few Photographs and Statistical Blanks

Have Been Submitted Thus Far

Response lo the cull for betti

utter of photogrupl I 'I;,-. R| \ • TV

A ll ll

im prompt in hat - en11) worl

i k bun eatl) 'li 1.1; ■ ■ 11 senloi - do i ■

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i f the Jl ■ •!•'•

I ,\ ■: i or-ln- lioth i be ; graphs and the

blanks should be in the Rec- i :

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PAGE TWO THE PENNSYLVANIA*. .'.

MacDonald & Campbell

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Before and After the Game Special Attention to I'euu Hoys

DINNER, $1.73

Excellent Service Dinner is Served From

12:00 Noon to 8:30 P. M.

1604 CHESTNUT ST.

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J. Goldberg FRUITS A PROOUCl

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MANAGERIA CANDIDATES

SUMMONED FOR TRACK

OPENING DATE SET FOR UNDERGRADUATE S'5.000

MEMORIAL FUND DRIVE

«'!!!• I p _.. o ■

v rdy Indiv-

idual", liow ever took ndi HI I i lie

to snap i lie k

■ •in of their legs Inter spli i

uroiind the i 'I in lies 1

• ed Ills usual form « hen

round out uboul iwentj laps, while

M ,, Doi aid, who Bliowed up BO well In the

Olympic MOO meter relay even) sei

to be sal Isfled «ll li a long, Blow >l day out. Stratton aud Carvalho,

>ung iflnnl from Drazil, showed up well al the weights for the freshmen, bul w. - former harrier and also u mem- ber of iIn- class ol "-"'. appeared to exper- ience some difficult; In gaining lii- stride

mining «iili u group. in gpite of the lew •■ »lileli

prevails among the undergraduates about the campus, Coach Robertson seemed far troii i ■• \ lewed yesterday's pro reedlngs "I am entlrelj dissatisfied »iili the iram- showing - I see ll today," Bald the Olympic mentor, Ii is, however, fur i -arlj iii the game to give an udequate estimate ol Hie material on bund, except to say Hiai there Is plenty ol It. Although this is only the Orel call for track men, I have neurlj l"" pupils on mj hands. The squad la composed ol 50 Vomit) men .in.I approximate!} 1" Freshmen."

NATATORS OPEN SEASON SATURDAY WITH C.C.N.Y.

ush of furnishings, will K75.000 i e BUIU set for the

v per the total budget for the I ew iull I The lei del - present nl tlie dinner

.•II that mil could be raised In view

I lint subscript '.'ii- are payable In namely: I

i u.ii \. Maj ,nii S'ovi ber, I92tf, ruarj and May, 11)27.

I meeting (1am and Departmental Chairmen, and

i | - s to be i eld this evening nl a dinner which w ill be gened at 8 P

the Asburj \i B. Church, 33rd and Chestnut Streets, The purpose of meeting Is i (ii.iiiii all ihe campaign workers with the exact details ol I respi dive i nslgninents, Ii was ounoun- . .'ii bj i ieorge Kichner, pres i brlstli II issocluton, that this meet - « nuld I ver Ii) T o'cl

Ueinorlnl Hall, the hear! of the new Christian Association building, for which the funds of the campus campaign are to lie relegated, will be an auditorium Beat- ing W0, »iiii a complete stage As permanent memorial ii Is peculiarly ap- propriate, for ii ibinea beauty and dig- nity wiiii usefulness. Like the resl of tlie Christian Association buldlng II "ill be nl the service of all Cnlrersitj groups. The new building mlghl well !"• called s '

,■ ituildli r the entire L'n vet -

i 'ntoinued from Page < »ne

swim; P. Chace, J. Bleeker HO yard swim; E. Repp tancj diving; J. Bleeker

160 yard backstroke; J. Rhein 220 yard breast stroke; P. Wilson,, T. 3

100 yard sum.; R. Chase, T. Johnson .1. Bleeker, P. Wilson 220 yard relay: supple.-, substitute.

Water Polo Moore goal; Oard huck : McGean, bai k ; Bower, forward ; Hamilton, forward; Sutherland, dipt, forward.

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$28.50 $32.50 50

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NEW SEAL (Club Size) PAPER $1.00 BOX—A wonderful buy

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SAVE TIME b MONEY EAT AT THE

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Pricee Reasonable

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Toeing the mark with a C Service. The Regal line t college men, tnclu sport, social and campus v.

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WHARTON SCHOOL STUDENTS

Through the efforta of Dr. Kramer of Hie i .in.i ien e Department of the Whar- inn School the Junior and Sei In de -■ udents wi a an opportunity yesterday of hearing Francois de St I' .i vice president of" the Baldwin i e Works. 1 lie speaker who la foreign r the locul con-

■ ern spoke "n i he ubjei i of ''Amerlcun Trade In South Pacific Islands." During tl ui- of his talg he touched on the subject of the much discussed rubber uutlon,

GRAPPLERS PREPARE FOR

OPENING MEET

" 'ontlnued from Page ' Hie

season's boats on their shouli i i! i opening meet «iiii Columbia In

Xew fork Citj on January 13, a w< from today, promises to test the abllltj "i the team i n limit and, as on Satur- day of next wei k< .1 inuarj 16, Princeton «ill be faced :ii Princeton, 1 loach Sei 1 apepars to have a tusk on Ms hands In preparing the squad for the first few daj - ol 1 he season 1 • lion 1 g Princeton, the grapplera wllltackle Browi 1 si.IN • 'ornell, Armj. Lafayette, S West \ Irginla, and \\ill put siting touches in ii< record .n the Intercolleg i iii - to be held at Penn State on March 19 and 20. Neptune Ulgii Cchool ol 11 i-.ni Grove, New Jersey, will provide the openli t opposition for the yearling squad ui Ocean Grove on February ... after n ii ■ h i Columbia, Lehlgh and > lornell freshmen will be met In the order named.

The prospects tor a successful - rose 11 notch yesterday when it became known that Uerrlot, 175-pJounder and let- ter man from last year, had recently reported to Coach Servals, Although not ,1 participant In the University champion ships 1.1-1 month, Uerrlot, by virtue of iii~ excellent record on the mat last year, Is expected to prove himself capable of as stating Link In Hi defense of Pennsylvan-

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Sedans or Copes. Saturdays, Sun-

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Special rates for trips.

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It's a Tough World," remarked one disappointed Fresh- man to -i sj mpathetic Senioi

You're not the only one who thinks so," was the cheerful an- swer.

•Let's both Telephone the folks .it home and unload our worries on them. They'll be sine to put a silver Inn: i our dark cloud, big boy'

Proving that even under the most adverse conditions a < ollege Man knows w hat to

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ■OBI nT Al EXANDEB Ell HU BERGEI

NEWS EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR i;F.OH<;l I PETEBSO.N, ■■'■» ' LOWEM. IK.. ■

FEATURES BOARD . K .

ASSOCIATE EDITORS I. Ii Matai i W.

i. \l Gold

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II. i. Beaa.au I II < i..... '-a L C [Nil. J

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ASSISTANT EDITORS t II II-- - D. Ii I' -' i III I. |. Met) i. - i • I, I MacUa. ':» H. D. Stan

PICTORIAL CHAIRMAN MAI BICE K- M. Ml linn.

PHOTOGRAPHIC EDITOR PICTORIAL BUSINES I. Com, ... I I

ASSISTANT PHOTOGRAPHIC EDITORS I . V Nail ..N. ■-" I U. Maal M. II. Ii I. N. I

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BUSINESS MANAGER WILLIAM At il -I ttlllU -• CIRCULATION MANAGER

- ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERS

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M - Ba»ki, '» M I,-. 0. H i>|| || | .1 BTOODI l\H A\ I '•! I

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Member Eastern Intercollegiate Newspaper Association

Night Editors of this Issue \ i:i:\n.\ ll Kl NKLE

DONALD B. MILLAR I'l.'KN 11. STEWART

\,.u fenrs das comes Ii year, but we Blncercly

hope tlial all our readers have noticed thai the Penn and Ink column la a sorl of perpetual Institution and keeps right on

romlng, daj after day.

Wlillc the Saturday Evening Posl only pomes once n week

Several of our profs seem to have resolved to

start the New Year right, by giving all the boys H.ndes

•PROFESSORS CONFERENCE URGES STU-

DENTS THOUGHT" -Pennsylvanian.

They would.

A Chicago newspaper • oul with headlines on New . mi. in- thai two students, from some Univ-

ersity were shol the nlghl before. However lilna was 1...111 the hundreds of students all over the United States

who were, In all probability, half Bhot.

WHY A MEMORIAL HALL FUND CAMPAIGN

With the approach of the much-hearlded Memorial Hull Fund Drive which officially opens uexl Monday, Tlie Pi -.,1.1.1 Btudenl body comes face to face with a real duty, In

solving sum.' personal sacrifice on the parl of each loyal undergraduate but one ui which will reap area! and lasting

benefits to tlie University. Xhal tlie new Christian Association Building wlU IN .

greal ;i>-n to tin' Pennsylvania campus and fulfill a long fell need, nobody can deny. The Christian Association lias

long been .i vital parl of Btudent life al the University Al though handicapped in Its cramped and Inadequate quarters the Association lias ever Btriveu nobly to promote studenl

welfare and I - pllshed wonderful results. Bul ths proposed new building be< i - we

expect ii will, Hi"' Christian Association will assume the plate where II rightfully belongs and will become the center <>f Pennsylvania student life. On January -'-. a drive «ni be

Inslltutted In 111«- i the sum of 1700,000, the amount necessary for tlie construction of the

new structure. Over tour hundred i Ing the worthiness of tlie i ause, bavi pport

The heurl of the new building will be Memorial Hall, an auditorium with a seating capacity of four hundred, which

la to be a shrine dedicated to I a Pi sy a who have , their lives In service, both In war and, In peace. The

students parl In the whole scheme la i -•■ the funds for

Hi on of this central halL The rest wl by tlie patrons of the C -\. In Philadelphia.

Our pai ) small when viewed with the

whole, bat strategically II Is of trei i rtance. The studenl campaign will be Core the city-wide drive

begins We must do our share, or «• epeel i help us. li is our University that will reap the

iiiis fund; and we, the undergraduati neas to cooperate If we are to challei .

AROUND THE FESTIVE BOARD

in line with tlie t< : ■ i uul'k wilh" in ii., - departments of the 1

I banquet «iii' h Is ,.in.MI is a splendid means of brlngii g togel

- and the membi rs of the Collet • '

HI that it never I i lylvanla.

This gmtliei I B Instructor!

opportuninty ; acquainted In a way that is bar lly poss

ad atu-

dent li li , n tlie two troupe

in attemptli x •:ion

., undertaking a hurt I

I1SS under)

It is graUfyii - oilier

.

With -Mask iV Wig coming on, II ms as If Krue's kii k ..in;, which has lieen lost to football, mlgbl be utilised

by the Terpslrhorenns

During our absence the basketball team lias staged a reoccurence ol last fall's football victory over v.il.v Well,

there's -still crew, track, and baseball.

After touring II untry, on our vacntlon, noting the

inroads which 11•«- Charleston - maklug, and has made, we ■ predicting thai the nexl generation will !»• knock-

need.

Personally the Charlesl Ilsgusts us and we don'l ^ : It, hul up i" date iiur opinion hnn'l had much weight.

the know Bay thai there is absolutely n -lion betwei - of tlie Liberty Bell on Sew

Si - I Jve, and i be I l lenernl Butler.

Those of you who were so unfortunate as to miss hear-

ing the Liberty Bell shouldn't feel bad as the darn things

crocked anyway.

rM-aiijW. SHOPS Ikcharach ft.* Ir.nhl.n M,-..l IU30 Maikrt St I22S M.W-. st

IJU6 M..B.-C R ;sn, $,_ III! Markn St I WOOHU«HJ A. 1S<tO Mark*) Si (... P- >•<< A

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■ Get A Running Start At the Right Price ^

I lere's your c hance to I ,.-. i . that you'll need this yc ir i

- ,\ ings I . . a lew examples ol v hat we rrn

$3.00 fancy striped shirts at $1.95 each

$2.00 and $1.50 neckuear at 95c, or 3 for $2

$1.50 and $1.00 fancy wool hosiery at XUr. or

3 for $2.25

Your dress allov i tically '.; I■■>• these pi. toda\

Styleplus Tuxedos at *35-°°

There's • quality unfinished worsi like tins price N'otcl models. Ti v oi

RFMFMBFR He press ."> suits lor $1.|

Yellow Lantern Cafeteria 3433 Walnut Street

LkMMhatM 11 JO tat t

•reaaateat 7 JO to • -Ml a.'li, Diaii- | M '

Good Work Quick Service

Blue Print Shop Bell Phone—Spruce 5293 1520 SANSOM ST.. PH

Glothes QUALITY Of fabl

I iping. and SUPERIORI ship, in our clothes . ion that is sought.

MICHAEL FRANCISCO TAILOR

114 So. ELEVENTH STREET ... nut Si "Clothes built to your individuality"

_

Even though General Butler has gone we haven"t

noticed anyone dashing over and offering us a drink.

uv dldn'1 • as dilapidated we loaned tlie roommate over the holidays.

we have been abli who v -rii. is that II ■ ed to .-in...

eap then ..... , aounl of smoul

Under Last Minute News we might report that all

Wharton Researches are still maintaining their status

quo.

P. I!. de| r mls-

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GIN with Epp- A I

Frolics of FJity No )

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WHEN THE •

BELLES RING

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*ED"^' =>Y 6. 1926 THE PENNSYLV ASIAN PAGE FIVE

Tfteiv s bkoes CBS! , RftO Ul'AI. OFF

s9 0ur p-M'adelpn■»

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hM «hoes to sho that

ar worth seeing

$7

fivoivs Shoes $ , U t PAT Off

SwMt ■ N«w fork, Br<.»lyn. N**»'lj

OrUn l».rU ft. N.w York City

TUB STUDENT T0CR9 ASSOCIATION IS CONDUCTING A FIVE WEEK8 TOUR OF EUROPE NEXT SUMMER. FOR INFORMATION SEE CARL B. KRIEO, S538 I.0CU8T ST. PHONE BARING 7915

NOTICES

Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing

D. Cinalli & Son TAILORS

3723 SPRUCE ST. PHILADELPHIA

DANCE IN A TRANCE

at

THE MARGUERITE WALZ STUDIO Atop Logan Theatre

4732 N. BROAD ST.

A Wonderful Crowd—Beautiful Surroundings—Snappy Music

og every Tuesday, Friday and Saturday evenings

MISS ANNETTE JACKSON—MISS PHILADELPHIA 1925

Here In Person

EVERY DAY IN 500,000 HOMES

Fine Bread Is Served Fresh From Oven

WHY NOT DRIVE? FORDS HUPMOBILES

GET OUR RATES BUICKS

RENT A CAR

Drive it Yourself MILESTONE SYSTEM

1830 MARKET ST. LOCUST 2200

J. Frank McCall Company

Merchant Tailors and Importers

Walnut St. Philadelphia

Pennsylvania!! Business Heelers—All

freshman I - with-

out full to the Busii ..lily at

5P. M.

Faculty Tea Club—Till I ilty Tea Club «iil meel In - i | Hall, 34th and 1 ■ -11.1.1 St», mi January P. M.

with Mrs. A W. (

Pouring : Mrs. Warren P. L M ■-

i ar alarbuy, Dr. Warren P. Laird, i" "■ of line Arts, will speak on Amer- ican ■ od ii e University of I

Class Record—All lieelera report at

Itei on I ifflce Wi J 7 al 7 P. M.

Attendance compulsorj Mask and Wig—The following men

« In.-. tlon

• iii the final night Friday January 8

so far failed to call ul the office of Mr. M' Mi. ii H- second floor of Houston Hall in nii-i- to recehe ssary Instruct- ions. Kindly call at tl before 5

P. M.. Friday; s s Cantor, A. Foreman, l s. Gloninger, I-:, s. Lower, Jr., B. B. Truit, \\. MacCasland, R. I. Brown, •'. Hawley, u i:. ('leak, II. Lorln, D M Freshman Rifle Team — Match With Col- umbia iiiis week. All Freshmen muse

>i i bis «eek In order to be eligible for the match. Football AII letter men report al Train- ing House Friday January s Mi :; P. M. for picture.

Freshman Soccer—All Freshmen report iii River Field for Practice.

Third and Fourth Soccer Teams--le port ■ R ver Field for practli e J. V. Basketball—All candidates report

Wednesdaj, January 0 al v 15 P. U Fraternity Basketball League Frater-

nities desiring to enter teams klndlj Blgn up in Mr. Kltchners office uol latter than Thursday, Januarj Ttli. A meeting will be held In Dr. Cromie's office, Saturday, January 0th at ii o'clock. All manag ami Captains musl be present at the meet- ing.

Pennsylvania Editorial Heeler:—Heel ers in both competitions maj discuss their work with Managing Editor, Edward 8. Lower In his room( ll Birthday Ho fr :i in i P. M today and tomorrow.

Class Record—There will be a meeting of the Editorial Board tonight al 8 o'clock ai iii<> Itecord office. Al iiiis line the pol-

ol tin- Board for this year "ill be del ermlned.

Class Record—There will he a ai 7 o'clock iii the ' i isa II I ol Attendance compulsory.

West Philadelphia High Club—Lunch- eon in be held January 7 at one o'clock upstairs o\ er Kepllngen

Junior Varsity Soccer—Following report today and Thursday at River Field for prai tli e. «lallahau, < llrvln, Ui bach, Deckert, Dreterle, Knoblansli, Ilut- me, Murray, Shaeffer, Levy, Goldstein, Ni.i tmi. Buswell.

Gym Team—Todaj Is absolutely the las) opportunity tor gym team candidates tn Blgn their "ironclads" or t" i xam- ineil. Tin' following report for practice tnlghl tor their "Ironclads":— New i, Kolen, Glover, Oppenheim, Mandles, Ne* selden, Ehrman, The following men re- port today to Dr. Wharton for examin- ation :—Carter, Tooney, McCalla, Rich, Rosengarten, Smamatto, Summer! White, Boeckler, Sims, stein. Taylor and

darp. Men falling to report today will I"' dropped from the rolls.

Wrestling— Assistant managers and report al gym every day iiiis

Rifie Team—Freshman matcb with Col- umbia this week. All freshmen

Swimmers—A and water

polo men report for practice daily. Swimming—11 - K -

Wi

Thursi : i try out I

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Your every eesire wlH be pratlfteel here

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Our reputation fer good clothes at

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make ne mistake In placing yeur

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Best suits in town for Set te SM

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Are You Collegiate? We specialise in all the newest clothes for the college m«

OUR FtATURE TUX, 28.50

David Knopman second Floor, 307 Market St

Pnooe. Market WTS

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INTRODUCTORY OFFER

New Castle Dancing 219 SOUTH BROAD ST.

i ipposlte the Bellevue

Free Admission for PENN BOYS on Present

ato of Matriculation Card to January 18th

PARTNERS SUPPLIED

The Hit of the Party"

"Serve it to the

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7/ze New

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Taste A

TOSTWICH AT THE

HOUSTON HALL SODA GRILLE

A Campus Food Sensation

Heermann's Cop Cakes ( doten 80c

French Kye, limn. Whole Wheat and RaJalu Bread, eacli 10c

Pauls Fh«lla. per doz. «0c and 75c 4J»fl LANCASTER AVKNUB 4007 I.ANOASTliK AVKNUB

8 W. Oor, 40th and Market Street!

SIDELIGHTS ON FOOTLIGHTS

THE COPPER KETTLE 3433 Walnut St.

LUNCHEON 40c DINNER 76c

Chicken Waffle Dinner Wednesday and Saturday

UKULELES Hawaiian Model with fait

pick, $2 to $16.50 BANJO UKE8

with felt pick, $2.50 to $15

TENOR BANJOS $18 and up

BANJO MANDOLINS $18 and up

exclusive Aganta C. G. Conn Band and Orchestra Instrument*

HENTON - KNECHT 110 8. 17th 8L 24 8. 18th 8L

American Born To saj • lial i leorge M I 'olian la the

onlj American comedian who could put

over the footlights such a plaj aa tho

current occupant of the Broad Street

Theatre would be In the i nae of anyone

pise a back-handed compliment: to the

■ and only, the perennial Mr, < !ohan it ■ i : pllinenl mlnua and qualifications.

I part from him, Miss Joan Mc Lean, a

I'harmiug English player, and i l»'(i say, who haa -■ feral commendable momenta aa a butler, there is m go far aa this particular piece la concer-

Thla la ]U8I aa well, tor onlj who haa people so "buffaloed" that they laugh HI anything lie - comedian of rar powers could clothe the ili'sli-cated skeleton showing how the

lost son ..i .i naught; English family went

ba< k to Ida i • strul halls and got what

he wanted with the I-say-are-you-there-

cheerio bridgade. The prolific Mr. Cohan excelling In both these divisions of but

ug, has .i good time making mon- keys out of the Britishers and one must

admit that In his line he is without an equal. "American Born" la the Cohan

(line at ita best a diverting good show- well done by the show, him-. | \|: Co- ban,

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THE FAIRMOUNTLAUNDRV HARRY ENDICOTT, PROPRIETOR

Offtce 247 S. 37th Street Bell Phone, Preston 4309

Campus

Delicatessen J647 Woodland Ave.

SANDWICHES OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS

USED CAR CLEARANCE SALE Fords, Dodges, Buicks, Oldtmobllss

Prices aa Low aa $100

ALBERT B. BULMER Authorised I>ealer

511 S. BROAD ST.

Hudson and Essex Motorcara

•'[.en Krery Evening and Sunday

BLUE LATTICE INN 3405 WALNUT ST.

WE SERVE 40c LUNCHES FROM 11.30 — 2 30 P M.

Dinner 11.30 — 9 P. M. Club Breakfasts & Srrc I Sunday Dianir

Foi* Well Dressed Mai New Fall Models

Atlas Wholesale Grooery Co.

1723-85-27 Wood Street

1726-28 Carlton Street

Special attention paid to KYuteromes.

Lew Chapman's

Intcrfratcrnity Orchestra University of Pennsylvania

BROADCASTING STATION WCAU on Wednesday Evening, January 6

Between 10 and 10.30 P. M. Through the Courtesy of

PENNDASHERY -3 SPRUCE STREET y. cf p. CampuS| ph||^ Ra

r Red and Blue Ma'e Quartette will $,ng a few favorite Cares selections. In the Interval, Murray E ga^t cf -Penndas "1" will de »e- ns usual A(t» y cat on "New Creel :-s In St> es ':- Men

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