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Center for Supportive BureaucracyEmpowering Clerks Network Department of Efficiency JP-33 (DL-892881)
JOY PERMIThas been issued in compliance with ECN regulations with the requirements of CSB authority for the benefit of all.
Name: __________________ Expiration date: ______________Place: __________________ Notes: ____________________Validator:________________ ___________________________
This certifies that an institution
⬜ Valid for community. 12 months permit - renew #JoyPermit online or use white-out. @Supportive_Bureaucracy_Center - Empowering Clerks Network Forgiver’s License (Class A&B), Refurbished Report Cards, Adults Special Achievement Stickers, Apology Declarations, Happiness Insurance, Pain Deed, OK Parent Award, Loving & Liable Entity certification, Clown Visa, True Friend Diploma, Open Carry permits for musical instruments, Aunt &
Uncle Adoption Agency, Village Fool Diploma, Karma Inspection, Racism Release Form, Workshops / events Print this permit and other documents for free at www.supportivebureaucracy.org Follow ECN regulations.
Empowering Clerks NetworkOfficial Documents DIY (92373-B Horizontal Documents)
1. Diplomas and declarations (pg 8-14, 23-27), can be printed using a parchment certificate paper (like this one or that one). A Joy Permit looks better printed on a yellow paper, but is valid on a regular white or cardstock paper as well. 28lb paper makes forms feel more official.
2. By using a ruler and cutting knife and a cutting board you can increase efficiency rates by 213% and distribute hundreds of Joy Permits, bulletin board signs and other documents.
3. For your convenience, all documents here are pre-certified. However, embossing/stamping documents is a great addition to the issuing process. If you’d like to receive an official ECN embosser and golden notary stickers, please contact us.
4. You may follow ECN Regulations (G-786) with guidelines on issuing process (see last slide).5. For vertical documents and more documents please click here.6. By printing 3 or more documents, you may be qualified to register as an Empowerment
Processing Facility (EPF). Please contact us to receive your EPF documentation.
PRINTING INSTRUCTIONS:
7. To save cost, consider using off brand ink for 10% of original ink. We’re using Canon MX-9222 with this ink and Brother 3170CDW with that toner and saved thousands of dollars that way. You may also find a free printer on Freecycle or a used one on Craigslist!
8. Have fun! Receive & issue to whoever is qualified an Empowering Clerk Diploma (pg 8)9. A nice pen makes things feel better. For the Affordable Fountain Pen Act click here.
10. All services are offered based on the gift economy model (pay it forward or donate to cover your printing/postage cost)11. Like the ECN? Want to help us develop more services? Please support us via PayPal! Thank you.
Print hundreds of Joy Permits at a timeUsing a ruler, cutting board and a knife.
Don’t forget to issue yourself an the Empowering Clerks you nominate to your branch an EC Diploma! (Unless of course you choose to serve as an undocumented EC, that’s totally cool!!
For better impression we recommend investing in a simple embosser, golden seals, sheet protectors or file folder. You can end each issuing process with a legal protocol, stating that if anyone ever questions whatever is written in this document (including the recipient) it is now an official proof of that person’s qualities and contributions to the world (see last page G-786 for guidelines on issuing a Certificate of Recognition and other documents). You may design your embosser with your branch location or name, for example “Empowering Clerks Network, CERTIFIED, Portland OR” You may download and use the official ECN seal or logo when you order the embosser. You may ask your community for financial support to cover the cost. It is important to remember that the goldenseal is a tool to increase compassion - the ECN does not worship or enslaved to the golden seal and all documents are valid without it as well.
FOR SAFETY REASONS ALL ADULTS MUST BE
ACCOMPANIED BY THEIR INNER CHILD AT ALL TIMES.
POSTED
@Supportive_Bureaucracy_Center - Empowering Clerks Network#JoyPermit, Forgiver's License (Class A & B), Refurbished Report Card, OK Parent Award, DIY
Certificate of Recognition, Loving & Liable Entity (LLE) certification, Apology Declaration, Learner's Permit, Open Carry permit for musical instruments, Validation Ticket, True Friend Diploma, Pain Deed, Village Fool Diploma, Racism Release Form, Aunt & Uncle Adoption Agency, Pain Deed, Clown Visa,
Alternative Street Signs, #HiddenFortuneWheel, document issuing workshops / events.Print this sign and other documents for free at www.supportivebureaucracy.org
#JoyPermit @Supportive_Bureaucracy #JoyPermit @Supportive_Bureaucracy
Issuer signatureTraining Department, CSB
Center for Supportive BureaucracyThe Empowering Clerks Network
DIPLOMAThis certifies that
_________________Is qualified to serve and protect his/her community as an
EMPOWERING CLERK (EC)Issued this ___ of _______, 201___
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
www.supportivebureaucracy.org
CERTIFICATE OF RECOGNITIONIS AWARDED TO
___________________________
FOR THESE VALUABLE CONTRIBUTIONS: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________
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Issuer signatureFamily Department, CSB
Center for Supportive BureaucracyThe Empowering Clerks Network
SPECIAL AWARDThis certifies that
_________________has satisfactorily achieved all that is required to be an
OK PARENTIssued this ___ of _______, 201___
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
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Issuer signatureFriendship Department, CSB
Center for Supportive BureaucracyThe Empowering Clerks Network
DIPLOMAThis certifies that
__________________has satisfactorily achieved all that is required to be a
TRUE FRIENDIssued this ___ of _______, 201___
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
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This Certifies That
________________is a valuable, loving and registered
SANCTUARY CITYunder the guidelines of
HUMANITY, HISTORY & COMMON SENSEwith the supervision of
MOTHER MARY This place is a happy home for all its residents.
Emma GoldmanEmma Lazarus
IssuerTraining Department, CSB
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
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This Certifies That he Regents of theCenter for Supportive Bureaucracy
Under the Authority of theEmpowering Clerks Network
Have Officially Found That
_____________Has Satisfactorily Achieved all that is Required to hold a
HONORARY PhB DIPLOMAProfessional Human Being
Issued this ___ of _________, 20__
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB) - Empowering Clerks Network (ECN)
Aunt & Uncle Adoption Agency (AUAA)ADOPTION
CERTIFICATECHOSEN FAMILY AFFIDAVIT (MAA-XLZJ-40077S)
I, ____________________ hereby declare that I lovingly and joyfully and of my own free will, choose to adopt you, ____________________, as my (circle one or more) aunt/uncle/grandmother/grandfather/________________, in recognition of all the ways in which you have enriched, supported, enlivened and filled my life. I promise to love and cherish you through the excitements and challenges of life as my chosen family. Thank you for being in my life. (Important! Both sides shall discuss adoption terms & conditions)
signed this ______ of _________, 201___, in _________________________
Alison RichManager, AUAA
Issuer signatureFamily Department, CSB
www.supportivebureaucracy.org
This Certifies That
_____________________is a valuable and registered
LOVING & LIABLE ENTITY (LLE)under the guidelines of the
CENTER FOR SUPPORTIVE BUREAUCRACYwith the supervision of the
EMPOWERING CLERKS NETWORKThis entity has proven to increase love production and consumption in the world
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
IssuerCSB Validation Department
www.supportivebureaucracy.org
Center For Supportive Bureaucracy The Empowering Clerks Network
PROPHECY LICENSEThis certifies that
______________Is qualified to serve and protect
humanity as a Certified Prophet (CP). Issued this ____ of ______, 20___
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
IssuerCSB Validation Department
IssuerMischief Department, CSB
Center for Supportive BureaucracyThe Empowering Clerks Network
DIPLOMAThis certifies that
________________has satisfactorily achieved all that is required to be a
VILLAGE FOOLIssued this ____ of _______, 201___
Norman FischerECN Commissioner of Compassion
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IN MEMORY OF ______________
Who lived _________________________________________
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I remember ________________________________________
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________________ _________________ Date Mourner
Outstanding S - Satisfactory N - Needs Improvement
CERTIFICADO DE RECONOCIMIENTOSE PRESENTA A:
_________________________
POR LAS SIGUIENTES VALIOSAS CONTRIBUCIONES: ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________
___________ ______________ FECHA TESTIGO ___________ ______________ LUGAR FIRMA
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Form G-786Guidelines for New ClerksEmpowering Clerks NetworkDepartment of Growth60992GWEF(19784D)
Date: _______________
Dear ________________,
Congratulations for choosing to be an Empowering Clerk! The Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) is the leading organization helping people around the world through the healing process of Supportive Bureaucracy. We wish you a successful journey in your new duty, may you serve and protect your community while gaining personal growth. Remember, the CSB is always here to answer any question regarding the issuing process, documents supply and training new clerks. For your convenience, we created the Guidelines for New Clerks (GNC).
❏ It is recommended to conduct an interview in order to issue a Certificate of Recognition (COR.) It can either be issued to the participant or to someone he/she wants to celebrate. You are the assistant, offering editing, phrasing and suggestions if needed. The goal of the document is to celebrate the areas in the person’s life that don’t usually get recognized. It can be taking care of a sick family member, being kind and generous or even doing the dishes. Whatever the person brings is what needed to be recognized. Remember, you are providing them with a service. By asking them the right questions (what are you good at, what personal qualities, professional achievements and contents of character you’re proud of etc.) and thinking together of how to phrase the certificate you can reach excellency as an Empowering Clerk (EC) and help answer the high demand for recognition. After you’re done writing the certificate, hand it to the issuer and make sure (s)he agree with everything and do not wish to make any changes. It is important to declare that once you and an eligible witness sign the document and you seal it, it becomes an official document. You may offer the participant to find a witness (s)he knows while issuing the certificate or afterwards if a specific witness whose not present is desired. Make sure to place the nota ry seal in the bottom middle of the document and practice on scrap paper before using the Alfassi Books Seal (TML8667.) It is required to have a certificate issued to yourself before issuing it to others. Find inspiration at bit.ly/1Ipx9gV, bit.ly/1KRjNum
Commissioner of Compassion
Norman Fischer
form G-786 Center for Supportive Bureaucracy www.alfassibooks.com page 1
❏ Form 601(c), application for a Forgiver’s License: Class A license allows holders to forgive themselves and others, Class B allows forgiving others only. You may Distribute the forms to people who wish to apply. Forms can be sent to CSB (Attn: Processing), 60 Anderson St., Beacon NY 12508 or to [email protected].
❏ A professional Clerk is always ready to provide pre-sealed Apology Declarations (form 447D) for participants who want to issue by themselves (DIY), or help issue it together (use section 1 regarding COR issuing for instructions.)
❏ A standard ECN Joy Permit is valid for 6 months (institution Joy Permit is valid for 12 months). One may renew it online at www.supportivebureaucracy.org or using white out. An Empowering Clerk may ask applicant about areas in his or hers life where more Joy is needed and write that in the notes.
❏ True Friend Diploma, OK Parent Award, Loving & Liable Entity, An Empowering Clerk (you) may honor a special friendship, a parent or an entity with this official document. You may refer to the official announcement for each document at www.supportivebureaucracy.org.
❏ Gift Economy. Alfassi Books ECN and CSB are based on the gift economy model (bit.ly/1dSlL09.) Like Wikipedia and the Blood Bank, if you choose to participate you are doing it in order to support your fellow human beings. However, it is very likely that you will provide tremendous help to people through Supportive Bureaucracy, and they might feel the need to give something back to you. In that case, you shall provide the following options: 4.a. You may receive a donation for your service. There is NO suggested donation.
4.b. They may give some of their time/money/talent to another cause (“pay it forward”). There is no time limitation or supervision on that. 4.c. Supporting Alfassi Books - ECN (via paypal at alfassibooks.com) to help us cover the costs of the project.❏ It is important, and some say critical (bit.ly/1ciSxn2) to provide a different economy experience. Such model can help release some
of the tension we have around money as a society and individuals. Remember, the value of the paper and notary sticker is about a quarter, but it can be priceless to someone who receive it. There is a special Kavanah (intention) in not pricing such service. If you have any further questions, you may ask the Alfassi Books Questions Department (ABQD) at [email protected].
Yours,Ori AlonECN Training Department
form G-786 Center for Supportive Bureaucracy www.alfassibooks.com page 2