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John Borgsdorf
Computer skills period 2 March 30, 2005
• Make a great website
• Become a nerd
• Kill Bill Gates
• Live in a subterranean house
• Go back to home planet Uranus
Done
Done
• Get a job as a webmaster
• Make a subterranean house
• Make people my slaves with a mindless control device
• Pizza
• Hamburger helper
• Pie and Cake
• Playing games
• Making the Bob silde show you about to see
• And making plans to kill Bill Gates Hi I am
Bob
• Weird Al Yankovich
For stories I like:Fatman, a story made by me,
And Bob, you will see!Take that
The Big Story of Bob
Hitler sold his soul to Bob but Hitler refused to give Bob his soul
so it begins
I am Bob
I are Hitler
Never mess with Bob
In Egypt I am live again
Hitler is alive
Bob sir
Well he won’t be for long
Bob smites thee
You killed Hitler
NOW DIE
Hitler is a evil scum bag that
I will love torching over
and over
BOBNOOO
Hope you fail
Welcome to the lst layer
Now rise again to
go on to the next layer
Meanwhile in heaven
I think I’ll go check on my brother Jebus
Jesus
In limbo
Jebus!!!
I am JebusHitler will live again
The many moods of Bob
Mad
Normal
Happy
Normal
Pissed
Jesus
Jebus
God
Jebus Christ Jesus Christ
Christians and gerbils
Undead and Ferrets
Angels and People in heaven
Bob
Sema The Devil An Angel
Who cares?All of hellHis fellow friends
Nerthe ruler of Uranus
and My anus
ElanRuler of the
Ethereal plane
The great demon Sylvester
Evil robots
Hamsters and people from his realm
Good fallen angels
How things work in the four major realms
God the ruler of heaven
Jesus the ruler of earth
Jebus the ruler of limbo
Bob the ruler of hell
People have death and the Grim Reaper all wrong
Not the Grim Reaper
The big story of NerI am Ner Ner is the Grim Reaper and his home is
Hades. His job to tell people where to go hell
or a door that says heaven but is hell or his
home Hades.
Heaven
HELL
The Grim Reaper or
Ner
You!Red
Door!
LuckyYou!Green Door!
Hades
Welcome to Hades
Exit of Hell Torment side Comfort side
The good the bad and the uglyJesus Christ,
Mr. Bob Satan
and Jebus ChristHey! Why am I the ugly oneIt is just
Bob you idiots
Ha ha Jesus is the
ugly one
Cause you are a mistake of creation cause Mary had another
child but it was a child of evil
Part 2 of : The Big Story
of Bob
I am JebusHitler will live again
Oh yeah, I are out of
hell!
Who am you?
I am JebusI am your new lord and
master
OKYou am
my leader
YOU!
SWORD of TRUTH Come
Jesus what are you doing
here?
Here’s Jesus to
hog all the gory
I deal with You
later
Go on stab me
you know you want
to
Want would that do you
would just go back to Hell
You bad boy you said Hell
You and your servants are a
mistakes of creation
So is your so called bother
Jebus
Just GoBob!
OK!
The End?!
More Soon!
I am evil Pac-manMy master is Bob. I
am here to steal souls
I am Pac-man
Warning What ever you do!
Please you stupid idiots,DO NOT Anger Bob!!
Evil vs GoodEvil
demonic, wickeddestroying, plotting, incinerating
demons, Bob, God, Angelssaving, blessing, righting
morally, mercifulGood
I know BobI know Bob
Angels falling, Bob callingTrapped in a ball, want to rule it all
I know Bobscreams of terror, things get scarier
they are burned, Oh only if they learnedI know Bob
"What have I done to deserve this?" "Torching people is bliss!"
"Go in the door to the right." "Not a good soul in sight!"
I know Bob
What Bob's name really meansBrain of Sema
Overwhelming the Earth and LimboBecame Satan
Mr. Bob SatanBob
Evil and demonicPlanning, Plotting, destroying
Bob eats little childrenSatan
ByJohn Borgsdorf
The Biography of Bob killing Hitler is copyrighted and may not be true
but still is fun
Fatman intro• You are about to see the beginning to
The Adventures of Fatman
• You may be familiar with the some of the setting and characters
Long long ago in a place far far away there was an ordinary man that did ordinary things. This is what some people might want me to start a story with, but I will not do that. No! It is too stupid and not true! I'll start it something like this. A time not very long ago a great man was created, a great big man but he was not always that way. Let us go and see.
Welcome to the city of Bakerville, California. Hi, I am here to tell you, if you stay that is, the many adventures of a man and his friends. In the north side of the city there is a town called Fatdale. There is only river is in between Fatdale and Bakerville. The road (where it all started) in Fatdale is on the Puffs, the small cliffs, and is 1-800-Geeks-St. The big house at the end of the street and has the street number 2255-63 (call me) is the home of a successful thin nerd, who was in his thirties, called Bob Gerbinfart, and wile some called him a nut, dangerous villains call him by the name Fatman. Sorry, I am getting too far ahead. Here, let’s start at the beginning.
Bob is the Manager of “Greek Geek Technologies” which sells a diverse range of electronic equipment and gear. One day, he said to his two apprentices, “Most of the people in Fatdale (north of the river) are overweight, so I feel that we must protect the people: the big, the small, the short, the tall, the young, the old, and even that guy on the street covered in mold.”
“But how?” asked Freddy Jason, Bob’s youngest trainee, trying to get the guy with the mold out of his mind.
“Well! If you want to save fat people, why don’t you become fat yourself?” said Jenny horseback, Bob’s older but still young trainee, very sarcastically (her heart was two sizes too small). She thought Bob was a nut, a nice nut but a nut no-less.
Bob had secretly been trying to make (with no success) a lose-weight button (to ship off elsewhere) in his basement laboratory, and because of the comment that Jenny had made, he got the idea to reverse the process, stretching the fat cells instead of contracting them, which is much easier. Bob became Fatman, Jenny became Husky-woman and Freddy became Blubber-boy. They are now and for a very very long time will be the protectors of fat. Using the fat-cell-changing technology, they turn into their other selves by standing in their costumes and pushing buttons on the small remote controls on their keys. Their lair is in Bob’s basement, and it is filled with oversized chairs and technology to help them fight crime as The Fat avengers.