Rotating the BackupTapes

a PEBCAK rm -rf /*.*

a faulty crossover cable a KVM with a broken M a one button mouse

a laser pointer scanning a little toomuch with nmap

a coffee stainedmousepad

a webcam pointed atthe coffee maker

a bastion host a salvagedmotherboard with aparallel port

a razorsharppunchdown tool

my rooted phone a mouse connectedserial -> ps/2 -> usb

0118 999 881 999 119725...3

my password a fingerprint scanner

a scanning electronmicroscope

a helpdesk ticket to "fixthe cpu"

a hard drivedegaussing machine

a multitool with a bottleopener

a larger databaseconnection pool

a rainbow pack of 3.5"floppy disks

a usb stick found in theparking lot

an Arduino runningNetBSD

a shell script written inOCaml

Edward Snowden CryptoLocker Stuxnet

a serial port mouse 5000 free AOL CDs Angelina Jolie inHackers

An RJ-45 crimping tool Clippy Two Factor Auth

Have you tried turningit off and on again

a flaky VPN connection script kiddies

an IP Webcam with adefault password

rebuilding a RAID array manually fixing100/1000 autonegotiation

viewing web filter blocklogs

the server is down pinging 127.0.0.1

The new IT Director hasa sick tattoo of__________

The last consultant wasfired over __________

In a pinch, ________can be used toremotely reboot aserver

___________ is Layer 8of the OSI NetworkingModel

Forgetting __________in the datacenter is afiring offense

Nothing transfers datafaster than __________

We're going to use___________ instead ofupdating to IPv6

__________ is the laststage of our____________ rollout

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That red plunger switchon the wall launches___________

I got this coffee mugfrom a conferenceabout ___________back in 1997

Had a user fall prey to asophisticated____________ phishingattack

Two factor auth with_________ and____________

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Forgot my badge thismorning and had to use_______ to get in

________ is nowincluded for free withevery OS Update

________ is nowrequired every time yourestart _________

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The hot new videogamethis year is _________Simulator!

A helpdesk call to fix__________ with___________

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I just got a newcertification in_____________