This is not a Self Help Book

CAROLINA RODRIGUES

LEIPZIG 2011

This book talks about you.

This book is not a self help book.

This book is based on true events.

This book is about multi function.

This book talks about not existent needs.

This is an example of, the so called, Regular Flip Flop.

Flip FLops are made of two pieces. Both

made or rubber, both water proofed.

The Flip Flop exists SINCE a long, long time ago. To fur FIll the

necessity to protect our feet. This is an example of a very, very

old Flip Flop.

And here we´ve got a beautiful example of the Flip Flops’ real and only

function.

In case of emergency you can use your Flip Flops to beat up an animal that made you uncomfortable in any way, that made you harm, or that you don´t especially like.

not recomended but possible

Let´s start with this brilliant idea of success.

Do you feel that sometimes you just don´t have enough time to clean because of your full social

Schedule (TV)? We ll, if you buy these Flip Flops we assure you a long and happy life of success*

99 % of the people who did this test became successful in about three hours

after using.

THIS FLIP FLOP solves all THE problems OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE NATURE AND FLIP FLOPS. THE “GRASS” FLIP FLOPS.

ALWAYS FEELING NATURE.

Attention, do not use if you don’t love nature. Sign effects not known.

Why to hold onE FINGER WHEN IT CAN HOLD ALL?

Because we want you to be safe.

Don’t you ever wish you had your camera with you all the time? With these FLip FLops you can

take pictures of all those unpredictable moments (like a cat at a

window). All you have to do is lift up your feet and shoot!

Scissors

ThermometerPenc

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Knife

clock

CORKSCREW

NAIL FILE

Perfect for those kinds of moments when you need to take your temperature, open a bottle of wine,

cut a piece of paper, write a letter, see the time, and make your FInger nails LOOK beautiful,

all at the same TIME.

Listen to music is even easier now. Anywhere, anytime.

We don´t recommend you moving too much or at all.

Perfect to impress girls at the Disco

Do your feet smell? Not anymore! These Flip FLops were conceived to make your feet smell

just the way you want! They expel gases with the most famous fragrances. See them in

the next page.

You can use these speciFIc kind oF Flip FLops to beat up a steak

until it gets soft.

It is not our responsibility if you don’t have health ensure.

But that´s not it! If you buy it in the next 24 hours you receive two

magniFIcent pares for free! Sunglasses and 3D glasses!