Hooplah III

A man………………………….....………..A Dream………………………………………..

A Legend………………………………………….A Pelican.

Hooplah III

Hooplah III was born In Bermuda in 1956.Hooplah III was a man of great power, and he loved Polish people. He was from Russiap. Russiap, not Russia! His favorite food was fepsterburguress. He hated the cold weather, and he loved to carry a banana. He controlled a huge army, and kept trying to conquer his neighbors like Norway.

RussiapNorway

Kin

Hooplah’s father was Glupiknaser IV and he was a fat man always arguing about how big his slice of salami was with the local deli. Hooplah’s Mother is Dayastiny Mc Fabbinburgreser. She was always sleeping, and she always tried to eat her cat, by making soup. (with broccoli)…..(and beans) Hooplah grandfather, Hooplah II, was insane. That’s all. Hooplah III’s Grandma died……………..garb!!!!! Hooplah III married a very large slice of zucchini, named Seyana IX. He gave birth, (I don’t know how), to one piece of apple pie, and named it Walrus. His wife died in pie labor.

Hooplah III’s son: Walrus

Hooplah III’s wife and her friends.

Hooplah’s Childhood

He had a normal child hood except that his parents didn’t believe in shoes……………………..or ducks.

NO SHOES

Hooplah III’s job

Band-Aid Salesman

Hooplah III is a wonderful band-aid salesman, and sells B.A’s in all different colors, sizes, smells, and flavors. He gets paid $0.01 an hour, and works 23/6. His job takes him all over the world, even to Oz. Yes, Oz.

Oz

Hooplah III’s Home

Hooplah lives in a grand mansion in Robosque, Russiap. It has 4 bathrooms, 5 bedrooms, and many other random rooms.

Robosque

Hooplah III’s Rise to Power

In 1983, Hooplah ran for president of Russiap. He won by a mere 2 votes. He began to write books that inspired people that Russiap should have more land. It was miniscule compared to the other nations. Hooplah began to gain many supporters for this idea, and in 1984, he began to assemble an army, and prepared for a campaign of conquest. He called men from all over Russiap who wish to support their country. By 1986, Hooplah had an immense army that was certain to conquer any land. In the spring of 1987, Hooplah invaded Norway. Norway was unsuspecting, and it fell quickly. Hooplah then proceeded to conquer Sweden, and he was successful. Over the next few years, Hooplah conquered much land, including Finland, Northwestern Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, and Romania. He did not conquer Poland, but he did win them over with diplomacy, so now they supported him. Hooplah created the greatest empire known to man…….and Dolphins.

Hooplah’s Empire

Hooplah’s Fall

In 1992, Hooplah invaded Denmark. Denmark, was expecting this, and utterly defeated Hooplah’s army with their flying snail soldiers. Hooplah’s army, unfortunately were horribly allergic to flying snails…………………..and turkey. Nobody in that battle from Russiap survived……………………Except for Hooplah and his army. Hooplah and his army may have survived, but nobody supported them anymore. Hooplah was forced to flee back to Russiap, and his army abandoned him. He died 4 years later of a deadly and tragic paper cut to his nose, which as everyone knows, has the biggest artery in your body. Russiap sunk beneath the water the next year, but luckily, Walrus escaped just in time. Then became the king of Sweden.

Hooplah’s LegacyThere is know a huge statue in the middle of Portugal, even though he never set foot there. But they

recently tore it down to put up a statue of Albert Einstein. Nobody now remembers him except for us and his son, who now leads the Biggest empire ever. Hooplah also created his own game:

Hooplah

Walrus’s Empire

walrus’s empire

Walrus’s Life

Walrus ruled his empire for 12 years, and during that time he lived in royalty. Everyone respected to him and did what he said to. Walrus married a pumpkin pie, named Punk. She wasn’t very talkative She gave birth to a man, and named him Steve. Walrus’s greatest fear, being a pie and all, was being eaten. This eventually came true. While he was flying a plane over a third world country he fell out. The hungry civilians proceeded to eat him.

Walrus’s family

• His Wife

His son Steve…. likes pencilsReturn

the Pencil

NEVER!!!!!

Steve’s Life

When Steve heard of his fathers demise, he was terrified. Steve could not run an empire, so he ran away to Antarctica and lived there for the rest of his life. He never married, but he did propose once to a man named Fred. Then Fred Screamed and hit Steve on the head with his laptop.