2013 GRAMMY’S –

PART DEUX

Watched and Reviewed by Dana

BRUNO MARS

JT – you need to watch this because this is how it is done!

Wait…. What….

TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN!

Stop cutting away to Taylor Swift dancing!

Stop It!

BACK TO BRUNO

You little dude can sing your itty bitty little ass off!

Sting had you had Bruno around I might have been a Police fan!

Reggae Music needs Pot! A bunch of Not High music superstars

dancing in their fancy couture is just AWKWARD!

Rihanna & the Marley bros might have been the only ones high.

THE LUMINEERS

Hey Ho I like you all!

Wow that Irish diddy thing really caught on. I bet Floggy Molly is

pissed as all hell right now!

What? Wow, Hey WTF Mellissa Etheridge cutaway? WTF with

that hair man, that is not a good look sweety!

TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN

STOP. THE. TAYLOR. SWIFT.

CUTAWAYS. NOW.

JACK WHITE

He is one creepy looking dude. But he is surrounded by women who

are playing the tambourine, the cello, a violin, drums, and a slide guitar (?)

– And he makes it work! How? That should not work!

Then he runs over and is surrounded by men and plays some crazy

typical Jack White thing. God he is one weird M.Effer.

His talent must come directly from the devil, that is the only

possibility. Plus he just does not give a crap whether you like him or not.

KATY PERRY

Put yo’ boobies away and go home! Shut the Eff up forever! I

hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

Even Ellen is troubled by

you. Go away and never

darken this planet again!

Did I mention I hate you?

ALABAMA SHAKES

Must be downloaded! She sang during the Levon tribute and she

was awesome!

HUNTER HAYES

Go away dude – really, just go away. The world does not need

another Justin Bieber.

Who cares if you toured with Carrie

Underwood? Not me that is for sure!

Just GO AWAY!

CARRIE UNDERWOOD

Stop with the dress theatrics – it was a little cool in the beginning than it just go

creepy!

Here is the deal – go away for a year, be bad. Not kill anyone bad or contract an

incurable disease bad, but sort of Rih Rih bad (minus the Chris Brown biz).

You can’t sing about whiskey soaked memories if you ain’t got some whiskey

soaked memories is all I’m sayin!

You need to get yourself some secrets to hide before you sing anymore about

hiding secrets. See where I am going with this?

PRINCE

Freaky cool little leprechaun

Which

one is

Prince?

GOTYE & KIMBRA

Gotye, man dude, so uncool to drool over Prince like that – you

were kinda verbally humping his leg, like a little Belgian Chihuahua.

Kimbra – great dress, I mean really that was awesome! Looked

like a fairy princess dress!

JAZZ BAND & SEACREST

I know you all are famous and all, and that you are playing Dave

Brubeck piece, and he is dead and all, but really I FF right through

you.

Only to end up with Seacrest – what kind of freaky kind of black

magic is happening?

LEVON HELM TRIBUTE

Elton, Zac Brown, Mumford & Sons, T Bone Burnett, Mavis

Staples, Brittany (Alabama Shakes) – Now that is how to pay tribute

to someone! This was awesome!

Elton, man you transcend all genres, I forgive you for those freaky

eyebrows.

You even had Jack White up on his feet and it is a know fact that

Jack hates everything, even himself!

JUANES

Oh, I see why all of the Hispanic gals like you so much. You are

one cute little papi!

He is kind of a not so gay Ricky

Martin cute.

Nice touch with English and Espanol

mixed in on the Elton song.

FRANK OCEAN

I started with an open mind… Liked the intro…

2 seconds in FF! He Sucks!

Lose the effing head band dude!

FINALE

LL Cool J, Chuck D, Tom Morello on the guitar, Z Tripp

MC’ing, Travis Barker on the drums – Now that is COOL!

LL Cool J you need to be Jay Z’s VP – Nobody would mess with

us!

Watch for yourself!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfIC31g3frA