Get off my Land - Script *Bird calls* while UK FILM COUNCIL AND SCREEN SOUTH appears *Bird calls* with muddy feet exhausting breathing is heard Silent introduction for GET OFF MY LAND Rattling fence, Man: bit wobblyWomen: *sigh**sound of driving vehicle approaching*Old man: Im afraid this is private landMan: *sighs*Women: sorry I thought this was a public footpathOld man: sarcastic no *shaking head*Women: Im sure it said this was a public footpathOld man: there are two public footpaths across my land and Im afraid this is not one of them, as Im sure you know, the law allows you across private land, but only on a public footpathWomen: come on *shoves man*Man: where not harming anyone, are we? *shaking head* ay. What makes it your land anyway...Old man: it, erm belonged to my father Man: who did he get it off?Old man: been in my family for generations Man: whod they get it off?Old man: well they probably bought itMan: whod they buy it off?Old man: the previous owner I imagine Man: and before that x3Old man: somebody probably fought for it Man: *unzips coat* alright, *takes off coat* ill fight you for it. *hands coat to women*Women: what?Man: *in old mans face* ill fight you for itOld man: *creepy smirk and walks away*Man: *laughs* moral hypocrisy, of the land owning upper classes *puts coat back on* what? WHAT? *sighs*Old man: OKAY, lets fight for itWomen: l l l look where going, no, where going, where going

*BANG**MAN DIES**Old man walks off with her gun in hand*

Women: *whimpering and crying* - Louder and louder

*ANOTHER BANG* *BIRDS FLY OUT* Old man: *walks off* *leans on car, and looks at couple* You know what? Ive got a feeling this is a public footpath