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Page 1: Forgotten Books · IT had been a particularly depressing day for me. In the morning I had laboured down to Kensal Green to attend the obsequies of a much- lament ed and ancient housekeeper,
Page 2: Forgotten Books · IT had been a particularly depressing day for me. In the morning I had laboured down to Kensal Green to attend the obsequies of a much- lament ed and ancient housekeeper,

A BACHEL O' IN

jAPAN : B' E' IC

E ' SKINE W OOD

T . FISHE' ' NWIN LTD.

L ONDON : ADEL PHI TE' ' ACE

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M ' L ITTL E AL MOND-E' ED F' IENDS

W ITH WHOM I P LA' ED IN THE S' NSHINE B'

THE PACIFIC I JO' F' LL' AND

G' ATEF' LL' DEDICATE THISLITTLE ' OL' ME.

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IT had been a particularly depressingday for me . In the morning I hadlaboured down to Kensal Green to

attend the obsequies of a much - lamentedand ancient housekeeper

, who for thelast five years had tyrannized over myhumble bachelor household in St .James ’ s . In the afternoon I had” takena walk in the park

,but it seemed to

be full of loving couples of a part icularly blatant kind‘ and nursema idsWheeling out battal ions of babies

,so

I left by the nearest gate and returnedto my flat .

It was the moment when I satdown to my dinner

,I think

,that

the inspiration cam e to me . I had

been curs ing the Fate that could7

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deprive me of a worthy housekeeperw i th‘ a genius for cheese ‘

soufi‘lées and

spare me a dull housem ‘aid w ith atal ent for smashing one ’ s most expensiveglass and' china

,when it suddenly

occurred to me that if I closed downmy flat for a year or so I couldfl i t abroad somewhere, and therebysolve the health' and housekeepingproblems at the same time . So Ishrieked wi ldly for Mason

,who hurried

in w i th a look of as tonishment on hissedate features .

Was you call ing,sir ' ” he pu ll ed .

Yes,Mason

,I answered ; ' not

merely was I cal ling, I was shriekingfor you to tel l you that w i thin the nextweek you w i l l have to pack sufficientclothes in sufficient portmanteaux tolast me for a couple of years . Iam going away and closing the flat .Yes

,sir

,I see

,sir

,

” he replied,for

he was accustomed to my im'petuosity,8

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insomuch that i f I had told him thatI was going. out to be cremated Ibelieve he would have said

,Yes

,s ir

,

I see,s ir

,and telephoned to the nearest

crematorium . Invaluable man,Mason

,

but I fear he must be left behind .

Once that my mind was made upI began to feel brighter, studied mapsand guide -books

,but i t did not take

me very long to decide that I shouldcertainly go eastward . I determinedto get on a boat and stay on i tunti l i t eventual ly came to the end

of i ts voyage,then I would disem

bark and stop in the country wher

ever I found myself .

By'

the end of the evening I was

so thrilled w i th anticipat ion that Idecided to calm my nerves a l ittleat my dearly loved Bechstein

,so I

played a nocturne to the four ancestorsthat looked down at me from‘ theirgil t frames . I fel t instinctively that

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they,disapproved of my resolve and

that,had they been able

,they would

have stepped out O f‘ their frames anddenounced me as a flip

'

pant young man ,

al together unworthy of‘ the family name,

but,as things were

,they had been

compel led to l i sten the whole eveningto my plans w i th Mason for afrivolous voyage

,and then to a nocturne

which they probably didn ’ t appreciate .

I know nothing more exhilaratingthan the contemplation of a long

,in

‘definite holiday,the details of which

one leaves entirely in the hands of

capricious Fate .

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I AM on the bluest,idlest sea that

ever the sun shone upon,yet i t is

not the Mediterranean,which I love

‘dearly except when it i s angry ; i t i sthe soft

,swaying,

dream -l ike IndianOcean .

The l iner,on which I am bound

for Japan,is speeding acro ss wi th a

pleas ing throb ' of monotony,and I can

l ie in a most comfortable deck -chairw ith undisturbed thoughts and worshipthe sun .

I am not quite clear why. I am‘

go ing to Japan,but I think that one

of the chief factors that is compellingme to go there is that the Japanese aresufficiently delicately minded not to

u

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make love in the streets and frightenthe horses

,nor do they

,I believe

,ever

under any circumstan ces sit in couplesin their parks glued to each other ’ slips . Another reason

,I think

,that

influenced me was that Japan is thelast place you stop at before youfal l off the ends of the earth' intospa ce

,an action which I have every

intention of doing after I have seenthe land of blossoms .

M y ticket,

which is surpris inglyinadequate for the large sum I paidfor it

,proclaims tha t I shall visit

several places which my imaginat iontells me w ill be full of palm -t reesand cocoa -nuts

,and w ild blacks in a

s tate of nudity, making fierce noisesthrough their noses . I shall weepw i th disappointment if I find theyhave trousers and tall-hats and modernumbrellasThe place called Penang, which (I

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blush to confess i t' I have neverheard'

of before,sounds thrilling . I

do hope the natives w i l l not be in ahostile mood the day we land

,because

I am sure it harbours priceless treasuresof barbarity, which I would not mi s sfor worlds , I sha l l look forward toPenang enormously .

Life on a l iner is very regular butvague . There is a glorious uncertaintyof

‘ act ion mingled wi th a regularity ofmea l s which is astounding . No soonerhas one settled down to a comfortablenap

,resultant on an excellent lunch,

when some abominable but wellmeaning flapper comes up; and, w i tha playful dig in the ribs

,implores you

to come and make a fourth at deckgolf or tear violent ly, in a race, sixteentimes round the promenade -deck inorder to secure a pocket -knife or acard case

,but more possibly an internal

malady for all t ime .

' Sports, asI S

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these horrors are called,were invented

,

I think,to give the medical oflflcer on

board employment,

or el se to givemuscular females an Opportunity ofshowing their legs . But I now real izethis latter remark is indelicate

, and Iapologize for i t from the bott om of myheart .I have just won the sweepstake on

the daily run of' the ship,for whi ch

I thank the gods that be . Tengolden sovereigns is qu

'

elquechose,

as the Erench would say, and morethan enough to pay the bill whichI shall be shortly ow ing on accountof an unquenchable and overpowering.

thirst,and also the thirst s of one or

two boresome blackguards who ask

me to' come and have a drink , old

man ,and then allow one to pay . But

I am not mean, because I always feelthat meanness was one of the vices forwhich SS . Peter, Paul, James, and John,

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and the other gentlemen who dealw i th one ’ s application for heavenlybl is s

,have a part icular disl ike .

I must go at once have a cocktai l .

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I HA' E passed Penang . My joy was

unbounded when I found the nativesdid not wear trousers but bath-towelsinstead .

I drove round the town in a si lentrickshaw. pul led by a thin

,oh dreadfully

thin -legged gent leman the colour of

Bournvil le’

s chocolate . He turnedround from t ime to time and madenative chuckl ings from between theshafts . I poked him w ith my umbrella when this unpleasant l ittle trickoccurred

,and endeavoured to drink in

the Eastern beauty that wa s spread al lround . Oh

,the joy of silent red roads

and overwhelming green things (i t hadjus t been m ining' and the fire-fl ies

flashed past me l ike portions of a16

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scattered rainbow . I was so glad thatI was alone

,because a perspiring

dowager or a talkative school -teacherwould have ruined my day .

We glided past cool bungalows andwonderfu l palms spread out l ike peacock -tai l s . The air wa s heavy w ithsome curious aroma which I could notplace

,and ever and anon one passed

a cluster of thrilling -eyed nat ives whochatted among themselves in pleasantfashion . Children ran naked andplayed quaint

,incomprehensible games .

Lean dogs sniffed round for refuse,or

lay stretched out,as dead things

,in the

sun . In a crescent the big blue -greenmountains kep t their si lent guard . Iloved Penang .

Singapore,which we vis ited yester

day,was ruined for me . I was com

pelled by the laws of courtesy to spendmy hours there in the company of' aferocious matron and her two floppy

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daughters, whose complexions grewshinier and shinier as the day wore on .

We lunched at a big hotel and talkedplatitudes

,and then visited the Botanical

Gardens w ith pained express ions,while

the daughters said,Oh

,how perfect ly

wonderful ' so many times and atsuch punctuated intervals that I shouldhave welcomed a man -eating alligatorwi th open arms . Nevertheless

,m'algré

tout,Singapore did not appea l to me

very much,as i t throbbed wi th civil iza

tion and white ladie s (2 la mode who

crowded in and out of most respectablestores and ate hea rty teas w ith somebody else ’ s husband when their own

wasn ’ t looking . Oh la, la ' butmarriages are made in heaven anddivorces in S ingapore .

In a few days we arrive at HongKong . Chin chin

,Chinaman, I ’m

muchee, muchee glad '

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Kong is beautiful by night and by day .

In ‘ the daytime it is a city hummingwi th li fe and bright w ith colour

,where

dwell serious -eyed Chinese and gayEuropean s s ide by side . At night i tlooks like ten thousand stars scat teredon the purple man tle of an Easternqueen .

I spent a thri lling forty-eight hoursthere as the guest of a charming doctorand his delightful w i fe . They lived onthe top of the wonderful Peak

,and until

I was shown the funicular railway,I

very much wondered however I shouldget up there .

In the funicular you hold you r breathand hope that the cable is saf e . Thenwhen you arrive at the summit you haveall the impressions of

‘ a fly on theceiling . I looked down at the bigl iner on which I had spent the lastmonth ; i t looked like a ridiculous toywhich a child was floating in his bath .

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My friends w ere w i ldly hospitabl e,

and made me feel as if I was the onlyperson who mattered in the whole w ideworld—a truly pleasing feeling sometimes when one has lived among thosewho are painfully careful to remind youthat you are not . They gave mesumpt uous meals and took me in amotor-car to the Happy ' alley, wherea golf and race -course showed one thatthe Englishman abroad is by no meansdull This valley i s a very plea singplace

,because it answers to the con

ven t ional idea of a beautiful valley,wi th mountains that r ise on each s ide .

Hong-Kong amused me immensely . Isaw t rousered ladies w ith screwed-upfeet , but this habit i s being done awaywi th gradually . L'arge mandarins inwonderful s ilks drove here and there .

Cool ies everywhere pulledI appall ing

loads,and street -callers shouted their

wares in truly,

extraordinary grunt2 1

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soun’ds . Indeed,the language seemed

fu ll of pig noises,and I felt sure I

would be able to pronounce their wordswonderfully well if I should ever beprostrated by nasal catarrh .

A more serious -minded people I havenever come across . They look

,al l of

them,as if they had just returned from

relatives ’ funerals and found that theywere omitted in the w i ll s . I believemoney w i ll do much in China as indeedin all Oriental lands . My host told mea bribe would go a very long way, soI wondered to myself how much theNo . I boy in my friend ’s householdwould require to murder the matron an d

the two shiny daughters who had askedme to sit at their table for the rest ofthe voyage . I firmly believe that fora few dollars he would have murderedthe bunch and stuffedt them through aporthole .

When the time came to weigh anchor2 2

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(really, a month on a boat makes onequite nautical', I bade a fond good -byeto my charming and kind friends

,and

waved w i ldly to them from the lit tleferry that was speeding across toKowloon .

I was very sorry to leave HongKong ; i t i s a joy for ever, I hope,

forthe B rit ish nation

,who I trust w il l

learn to appreciate , i f they have notdone so already

,this priceless j ewe l in

the China Seas . And,my dear

,the fi sh

curries —but really—well

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I AM not going to mention Shanghai,

which we left yesterday . The river thatapproaches i t i s pea -soup

,and the town

itself bewi lders . There i s an English,

French,and German quarter

,lots of

good shops , including Mappin andWebb ’s—excuse my smi l ing

,but doesn ’ t

i t sound too absurd -Mappin andWebb

,in Shanghai . Imagine the

following conversationA . Oh

,my dear

,what a duck of

a tiara 'B . Yes

,i sn ’ t i t jolly ' Horatio gave

it me last Chris tmas .

'A . Oh, really, wherever did he geti t from 'B . Mappin and Webb ’s

,dear

,in

Shangha i,don ’ t -yer -know ' Such a jolly

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shop ; my little Chinese friend Pinglang -Pon'g always gets her tiaras thereto give to her friends at Easter .

Of‘ course this i s sheer nonsense,but

so—to my mind—i s an ultra-civil izedshop in Shanghai .The sea i s horrib ly rough tod ay . I

simply couldn ’t even glance in thedirection of the salm on mayonna i se atlunch

,and the two shiny daughters

,

who I am suspecting of big gamehunting—husbands of course—have bothturned ultramarine and flown to theinner seclusion of their cab in . Theirmother

,who has been tw ice through

to -day ’ s luncheon menu and is fil lingin the cracks wi th cheese

,has

,I suspect,

obtained what is ca lled, rather vulgarly,her sea legs . I f they bear any resemblance to her land equivalents I shouldthink they mus t be dreadfu l . AgainI crave pardon

,but we are too deli

cate about these matters—after al l2 5

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legs are such elementary things,and so

practical .I f the storm continues to rage

horrib ly, I shal l be obliged to turn inand blink at the unsympa thetic ceil ingof my cabin unti l the weather is normalagain . I am still able

,however

,to

make a sort of undign ified dailypromenade on deck— I say undign i

fied” because the old lady

,who has

been strapped into a deck -chair and lefton the deck to perish , seems convincedthat my effort s at walking are notmerely due to the rough sea . I fearshe suspects my daily cocktail ; butI shall not worry

,because a wave

w i l l come over in a minute or two andwash her into the sea . So it rea l lydoesn ’ t matt er, after all .D inner- time has come

,and I have

been able to sit through the wholeperformance . There i s one thing Iobject to

,however

,and very strongl y ;

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I have come to the conclusion thatI must never drink sparkling Mosel leagain for dinner it makes me m'

awkish .

I believe I could be almost reconci ledto the couples in Hyde Park on BankHoliday after a bo t tle of really goodsparkling Moselle . Mn

'

yevowcp.

TO-morrow we arrive at Nagasaki .The only thing I know about Nagasaki i s tha t i t i s the scene where is laidthe plot of the opera w i th the mostappealing music in the world . Poorlittle Madame Butterfly

,she is but one

of many who wait and wait patient lyin their best kimono for the return ingof Love . C

es t tongue, c’

est tongue, and,alas ' so often it never comes . I havedespaired long ago

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I HA' E said good -bye to the goodship that has been my home for

six wonderfu l weeks,I have w rung

people by the han d, vowing undying.

friendship, I have given t ips thatwould have ransomed a kingdom, andI have stepped off the gangway on toJapan at last . The first thing I noticei s the smell of the place . Don ’t askme what it i s l ike . I f my life dependedon it

,I could never describe it— it i s

j ust the sm ell of Japan,that ’ s all .

My sw ift -moving rickshaw puller tookme through narrow s treets lined byhouses of‘ delightful flim s iness halfpaper

,ha lf wood , and tiles . There

were the quaintes t lit tle shops displaying the most picturesque com

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modities,varying from' fish to lacquer

and carved ivory . Curio shops therewere galore

,and the streets seemed

teeming w i th l ittle pa le,almond -eyed

people in sombrely art i st ic clothes . Thenoises w ere delightful . Men and

women,staggering under heavy loads

,

called out picturesque cries and soundsthat suggested post - impressional music .

Everybody got in each other ’s way,

apo logized w i th a charm that delightedme

,and pa ssed on . But the children I

I saw quantities . The dea r little thingsstrutted along in their amusing footw ear

,and appealed to me so much that

I wanted to get out and buy the lot .

I was so happy that I vowed I wouldlive in this dear l ittle country for everand ever . I felt l ike a child that hadbeen given a well -stocked doll ’ s houseto play w ith and been tol d to be goodand keep quiet .

M y mind was full of plans for the

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future and all the gay,impossible

things I was going to do, when my

rickshaw drew up in front of a modernWestern hotel

,and my dreams had come

to an end for a short while,during

which terms and bedrooms and trainsand time -tables predomina ted . I gotout

,paid the puller a m m which I

afterwards learnt was sufficient to buyrickshaw

,m an and all , and went into

my hotel,which was strictly European

,

having tab les and chairs,and waiters

in trousers and coats .

By the time I had had dinner anda subs equent coffee and liqueur I wa sso tired that I craw led Off to bed—9

a quite comfortable,nondescript bed

,

i f I remember rightly, which mighthave graced a hotel chamber in Edinburgh

,Egypt , or New South Wales .

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I HA' E been true and faithful to thedictates of my guide -book and visitedall the places that i t behove‘d me to

visi t—Tokyo,Kyoto

,Kamakura

,Kobe

,

and a few other places beginning w ithK I have also vis ited but not

ascended Fuj i Sama,the great white

mountain that s tands alone,one Of

' thewonders of a wonderful world . I haveseen temples and tombs amid the mostglorious scenery resplendent w i thautumn colouring . Not mere brown sand yellow s such as we are content w ithin England

,but vivid reds and golds

that s tagger the imagination and makeone w i sh one was an art ist insteadof being a wandering loa fer w ith aminimum of' capabi l ities .

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Japan is too lovely for words . Ishall certainly stay here for some li ttlet ime and take a house— a real Japanesehouse of the papier-maché varie tyand play in the sunshine . My knowledge of the language is as yet verylimi ted

,I

m ' afraid,because 1t Is not

easy to pick up in three months a jargonthat i s full of clicks and tricks of thetongue whi ch usually defy,

the Westernpalate . But the pretty little ways andsweet manners of the Japanese makeup for his impossible language . Ihave never seen such exquisite po liteness . I am firmly convinced that ifyou trod on the tenderest corn of' aJapanese man ’s foot in a crowd hewould turn round

,w ithout a touch of

sarcasm,and groan in the agony of his

soul,Thank you very, much ,

”or to be

more literal,

Arigato gosaz’

mus . Onthe other hand

,I notice that men do

not get up in a Crowded: tramcar and

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give their seat to a strap-hangingfemale . Not at al l— she can hang wildlyunti l the car stops wi th a jerk

,and

then she finds an unexpected seat onsome one ’ s kn ee . This usually causesimmense amusement

,and everybody

giggles til l they leave the car at theirdestination .

'What I have seen already of the

Japanese tells me tha t for all intentsand purposes they are children . Easilypleased and amused

,they are the

happiest people in the world . For

example,the gentleman who waves a

red flag in front of the native equivalentto a steam -roller does so wi th all thezeal and zest of a Publ ic School boyon the touch - l ine at a house ma tch .

Even at the crit ical moments in theirlives they have always a smile

,but then

I cannot help but feel i t arises from a

different reason,rather like a baby who

smiles from flatulence .

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I f you wi sh to be happy in Japanleave your Western modesty warehousedin England

,and then I can promise

you that you wi ll enjoy yourself verymuch .

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THE j ourney up to Hakone,where I

have come for a few days , i s no easytask . .' ou begin i t in a tra in , t ransferinto a tram

,and eventually get dragged

for many miles uphil l in a rickshaw,

bu t i t i s w ell worth the trouble . I thinkit i s one of the most beauti ful lakesI have ever seen ; the snow s of’ Euji

Sama lie reflected in i t, and the wooded

mountains ri se up on every side . Thereis a royal residence at one end of thelittle vi llage

,an old temple w i th a

thatched roof,and an hotel .

I seem to be the only visitor stayingup here save two old French ladies

,

whom I rather suspect of having kepta boarding estab li shment at Lyons .

When we meet at breakfast we bow

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and say bonjou'

rs,at lunch-t ime we

bow. again , and they,say, something

which sounds uncommonly like the noisethe foreign mus ic-hall art ist makes atintervals, d-La or ho-la, then whenwe meet at dinn er we bow a thi rd t imeto a chorus of tender bons ai/ s butI dare say we sha l l be more intima te ifit continues to rain much longer .

The hotel i s pleasing bu t plastery, infact i t gives one the impress ion of

having been built of sugar-ic ing . I ts tan ds right on the edge of the lake ,and I am a little afraid to be at al l

boisterous in my bedroom because oneof the walls has shown obvious sign sof fall ing into the water every t ime Ihappen to cough loudly or slam thedoor .

The first day after I arrived atHakone i t rained . When I say that i trained

,I mean tha t i t did something

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of the vi llage and transformed the

roads into canals . I t i s quite uselessto endeavour to describe tropi cal rainto any one who has not w i tnessed it .

I can only say that I sat in the li tt lehotel

,realizing that

, at last, I had afeeling in common wi th Noah and Icould sympathize w i th him; for havingbecome so inebriated when he was

permitted at last to emerge from hi sArk .

I thanke’d Heaven that my room was

on the second floor,becaus e I had les s

chance of being washed away than theladies of Lyons, who were purple andparalysed on the ground floor, trying topack their clothes . I hoped, however,that the sugar -icing would hold a littlelonger

,for the violence of the storm

was soon over .

The following day was fine, so I

sauntered out in my thickest boot s andprepared to wade . I t was very beauti ful

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after the rain . The lake resembled ablue crystal and reflected the tal l treeson i ts banks as in a mirror I walkedfor some little t ime until I came to anold temple that seemed to slumber bythe lake

,dreaming of the gods . I t

was approached by a long fl ight of

lichen -coloured steps,well -worn doubt

less by the feet Of worshippers . AsI mounted up them' I t ried to imaginethe crowd of pilgrims that had journeyedfar to find this hallowed spot in wh ichthey could offer up their prayers andsupplications

.The temple was deserted now andseemed to be falling in to decay ; not

even the children came to play theirgames upon its gras s -grown flagstones .

I t Was a forgotten treasure which allsave the pigeons that nested beneath itseaves and the camellias that bloomed inits court s had forsaken . I t seemed to

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creep on t iptoe lest I should wake thes leeping god that dwel t therein . Hisworshippers had left him so undisturbedby prayer that he had fallen asleep and

had left the tal l cryptomerias to keeptheir guard . They heard the n ight in

gale throb out her sad,sweet song at

night,and they watched the moon

beams race across the pu rple waters .

By day the playful breezes lingered intheir branches and the listles s lakethrew back to them their im'ages .

Life i s so easy if you are a tree ;you j ust go on growing an d grow ingand giving pleasure until the s torm or

the axe comes and lays you on the

warm bosom of the earth from whichyou have sprung .

I sat for a long while and acceptedthe silent hospital ity which the slumbering god offered unti l I heard footstepsand shrill voices l The two old ladiesof Lyons had discovered my temple

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and were uttering foolish phrases of

appreciat ion to the accompaniment of

clicks from their cheap cameras . Ifled

,partly because I fea red that the

god would awake and turn us into frogsin his wrath , and pa rt ly because un

attractive old women and scenery suchas surpasseth man

’s understanding donot harmonize in my humble opin ion .

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prom i ses to be a mos t entertainingservant . The daughter aids her in thehousework

,while the son stil l goes to

schoo l . The w idow i s cal led Haru,

the daughter O Hana,while the son

escapes with a modest Kijuro . Theycall me O Danna San—what it meansI really don ’ t know

,but I swel l w ith

pride when I hear i t,because the

deference they show when they say itconvinces me it must be very com

plimen tary .

The Japanese are nothing if not

correct . Everything. i s done quiteaccording to tradit ion

,and the right

god is evoked at the right momen t . Ifeel sure that every li tt le action thattakes place in my modest establishmenti s under the direct supervis ion Of

' oneof their nine hundred and ninety-ninegods .

Furnishing my house was very s impleand very entertaining . One simply

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strolled out and bought some pots andpans, some bowls and chopsticks , somecushions and some mattresses

,and that

was all that was necessary . True,I

bought a host of pretty little meaning.

less articles which delighted my soul ,but they were in no way essential, butmerely decorative . I f you try, to furnishJapanese houses

,the resu lt i s di sastrous

their beauty lies in their s impl icity,

and wi th their delight ful mat t ing andpaper walls they possess a charm whichholds its own in contrast w ith our overcrowded rooms in England that cost agreat deal of money . In Japan youfurnish on the same amount of moneyas .you would spend on your l ibrarysofa at home .

The bathroom ,to which I have

already a l luded, consists of' a papererection buil t off the house at rathera w indy corner . This i s a drawbackbecause on windy days I am frequent ly,

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compelled to chase after it down theroad or across the rice -fields and bringit back . I t harbours a woodenapparatus w i th a hole in the middle anda stove pipe at one end—thi s i s thebath . I sit in the hole every eveningabout six o ’clock

, and steam comes outof the pipe . I have not yet persuadedthe family that they must not make thisuntoward moment the one time in theday when they w i sh to chat to me

,but

no doubt I shall get used to it,or they

w i ll learn betterM y Japanese cul sme i s excellent . I f

you are art i st ic , I can give you lot usroot salad and sliced bamboo . I f youare not, I can give you anythingvarying from salted plums to octopussoup ; this latter dish I di sl ike candidly,but I can eat and enjoy the overgrownradi sh which‘

one sees everywhere inthe country

,and which usually b‘

afi‘

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known as daikon and looks like awhite radish in a pantomime .

I t i s w inter,so my garden is sleeping,

but not the sound,sad sleep of the

English gardens,bound as they are by

frost and occasional snow . There i salways a little flower somewhere in itto make me happy

,and I look forward

w ith joy to the b lossom time that w il lsoon be here .

Yeste rday I went up by train toTokyo to buy some k imonos . I founda most wonderful shop

,where I pur

chased the completest outfi t in theshortest possib le t im e . I was a l itt ledisappointed when I learnt that menare limited to a certain range of coloursin their kimonos - saxe b lues

,navy

blues,varied browns

,slate greys

,and

a few dull nondescripts that were ratheruninteresting . I chose some charmingblues and browns . In the matter of

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can let oneself' go—tradit ion and et iquette allow i t . My unders wouldstop a fight ; they are so giddy and aredecorated wi th m y dragons and riceharvests . When I showed my purchasesto the family they opened their threemouths and gaped' w i th admiration .

Tart/zen uroshiz‘

des nai,said the

widow about fifty-six t imes to the

minute, whi le O Hana San and Kijuro

contented themselves wi th intermittentM aas

,which is the noise the Japanese

make when they are flabberga sted .

I put one of my kimonos on for myevening meal . The widow seemed to

admire me so much that she sat and

shrieked for the family to come an d

help in the admirat ion . They said themost flattering things

,and I believe

,

had I let them,they would have called

in all my fisher-folk and farmer neighbours to a private view . But I allowedthem as I usually did in the evening,

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to bring in the dominoes instead, and

we all sat round and played a game .

The Japanese know how to keep theirplace

,however lenient one i s w i th them .

The widow won that night,doubt less

because she had evoked the god of thegames of chance and we three

,being

younger,had been careless and for

gotten . She went to bed as happy asshe had the Derby .

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I HA' E had visitors — the firs t entertaining I have had to do in Japan . I twas my neighbour Baron Tsuj i and hislit tle flower of a daughter Kiku San ,eighteen years of age . To my un

bounded delight and relief’ they bothcould speak a little English

,as the

Baron had once visited Englan d,and

his daughter had learnt i t from foreignmission ladies in Tokyo .

They were very. delighted when Igave them an Engl i sh tea , which thewidow was now adept at making, andthey sat up and ate and drank it wi thperfect ease .

.We talked of many things—of Japan,of England, and their respective hab itsand cus toms . I learnt that the Baron

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I couldn ’ t understand . However,I

gleaned that the Baron was ari stocraticbut poor, and that his daughter was

very high collar,

” a curious expressionprevalent in Japan and used to describea person as being ultra -modern . I toriginated from the very h igh collarsthat the Japanese invariably wore whenthey returned from the West for the firs ttime . But whether the lady was highcollar or not I did not care—I onlyknew that she was one of the mostbeautifu l l i tt le flowers I had ever seen .

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I HA' E been up and paid a return callon my neighbours . They have a largeJapanese house standing among a greatmany enorm ous pine-trees and a gardenthat is ful l of miniature mountains andlakes and bridges . The old gentlemanreceived me in a charming room,

wherewe sat on crimson cushions and' s pokeof recent events . He showed me agreat many family swords and otherheirlooms until tea was served in prettyli ttle china bowls

,together w i th some

highly coloured,sweet cakes that ma de

one feel thoroughly sick .

His daughter Kiku made her appearance

,bearing the tea -things herse lf

,

and w ith many bows and l ittle nat ivenoises showed me that I was welcome .

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Her kimono w as of a very brightcolour

,w i th a golden obi or be lt around

it ; I do not think I have ever seensuch a delicately beautiful maiden .

She was as pink and white as a shellon the beach

,and her raven hair looked

blue in the bright sunlight . I feelsure

,however

,that her mind was full

of ridiculous little ideas,pretty in them

selves but eminently childish She didnot speak very much on this occasion ,smiled frequently as though to herself ,and

,as I thought , seemed to mak e

naughty li ttle eyes at me that nearlydrove me mad w i th a desire to kiss herNow kiss ing in the land of blossomsi s the unpardonable s in ; bes ides, Idisapproved of i t in others , and I hadno right to contemplate i t myself . Sowe continued to talk to the Baron of

dull things .

After the dainty repast her fatherinvited me to see his garden

,of which

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he was obviously proud,so the three of

us put on our foot attire and went outto see the mountains and lakes I t was

delightful . Trees,shrubs

,and flowers

grew as though they enjoyed it . Therewas nothing in row s as in my aunt ’sgarden at Ham'mersmi th, no geraniumsdrawn up like soldiers at the salute .

Everything seemed to grow w i th an easeand grace that was enchanting

,while

amid all this beauty the little Kikuflitted round like a gaily pa inted butterfly

,which indeed she was .

Providence was kind to me as we

wandered round this fair garden,be

cause the old Baron wa s cal led awayinto the house by the arrival of one ofhi s retainers from Tokyo

,who required

an interview . He was loathe to leaveus

,excus ing himself, but I assured

him that I should be quite happy inthe company of his fair daughter .

Left alone together,Kiku and I

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realized that we were to be friends .

She was j ust the little child I took herto be

,and prattled of flowers and the

sea and the moon and a hundred otherpicturesque sub jects . Yet she was agi rl of marriageable age

,talented in

that she sang and played little sad

songs on the koto,a k ind of recumbent

harp . The sam isen she despised ; i twas the trade ma rk of the Geisha

,and

Geishas had come to be what musicalcomedy actresses so often are .

She told me that there was a rabbi tin the moon

,that flowers had souls

,and

that there were bogies in the bamboogroves . Had she been an Eng lish girlof eighteen I should have shaken her ;as she was

,I wanted to take her in my

arms .

I told her that in England we saidthere was a man in the moon .

Then there i s a woman al so,she

answered, and I took her hand .

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AS I s tood looking out to sea from my

veranda to -day I realized that therewas considerable excitement on thesi lver crescent of sand and shells whichformed the beach . Little brown

,naked

figures ran hither and thither,and

snatches of‘

song and chat ter were waftedup to me by the breeze . Curiosi tyseized me

,so I took up my hat and

ran down the well -worn path which ledto the shore . When I arrived I foundthat the fisher-folk were pulling in theirnet s and chanting a quaint rhyt hmicalsong as they toiled . Both men andwomen were working

,the latter w i th

babies tied on their backs .

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friend w i th her elderly attendant . Shelooked very bright and gay in a yellowkimono

,and was smi l ing and chatting

w i th some little children that hadgathered round her .

I went over and greeted her inJapanese . ' ou are learning veryquickly our language

,she said as she

made her custom‘ary bows .

' But I am learning other thingsbes ides

,I answered th ings one

cannot easi ly learn in England .

' Oh,but are there any things you

cannot lea rn in England ' My fathertell me it i s wonderful place and everyone very rich . Perhaps I visit one

day,she said .

' ou would certainly enjoy yourself,

Kiku S an,because you are pretty and

speak English, bu t you could never bereally happy there . I t would all seemgrey and colourless after this beautifulland

,and we have no blossom trees in

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the marriage -market i s a prosperousone

, especially in Japan , where etiquettedemands a middleman who undoubtedlypockets a commission on each transaction . Yet somehow I felt sorry forl ittle Kiku San ; she did not seem torealize that her happiness was to besacrificed on the altar of filial duty .

A European girl under s imilar circumstances would have enacted a viol entscene before her pa rents and fled thehouse . I rather think I should havecontemplated something s imilar myself,but Kiku San merely awaited her fatein dutiful silence .

At last,wi th a shout of joy

,the nets

were landed high up on the beach , anda wr i thing

,glittering mass of beauti

ful,multi -coloured fish flashed in the

sun,

flapping themselves to deathagainst each other . From every sidepeople appeared w ith baskets , and soonthe marketing began . Such a happy

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scene of picturesque animation,for I

noticed an abs ence of anything ap

proaching quarrels or discontent 'Every one seemed highly satisfied w iththeir bargains

,and the whole episode

struck me as being more of an amusinggam e than serious business .

Kiku and her nurse bade me goodbye

,and so I sat down on the remains

of an old boat and wrote a little poem‘

to the fisher-folk on the back ofunpa id b i ll .

Happy little fisher-folk,

L aughing through the day,

As you pull your nets inIs it work or play '

Is life always sunlit'Is there never pain '

Is TO-day another' esterday again 'Merry little fisher-folk,P laying through the years ,

I have seen your happiness,Never once your tears .

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I t may not be correct from a poeticalpoint of view

,but it i s exact ly what

other line quite nicely

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K IK' SAN and I are sweethearts . Ithink that i s exactly the word to

describe our feelings towards eachother . I take her bunches of

‘ flowersthat I have labou red to pi ck

,and she

brings me,a great big man of thirty

two,sugary dragons . We are always

together on the hi ll s or the shore ;indeed

,I often wonder how a Japanese

girl i s allowed to wander w ith whom shelikes so freely . I asked Haru San

,

who to ld me that Japanese ladies arenow becom lng more emancipated, andespecially those who have been broughtup

,l ike Kiku

,in a foreign school .

The Baron seems to have little t imeto spa re for his daughter . He poursover the Chinese Classics from morning

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to night, and allows her to do muchas she likes

,wi thin reason . They are

both ultra-Western in their views,as

Haru San declared,and are very fond

of foreign people and things .

He has been very kind to me, and

many are the hours I spend in hisgarden w i th the little daughter infl irtatious idleness among the miniaturemountains and lakes .

Japanese hospitality is most complete .

There is littl e Of' that s i tt ing in thedrawing-room for ten minutes such as

delights the heart of‘ those at home inEngland . In Japan you are asked forthe day or half day at least , an d duringone ’s visit you are Offered a bath , adressing-gown ,

and as many mea l s asyou can conveniently fi t in . ' ery,

often you are treated to a Gei sha entertainment or to a display of the talentsof the family . I t i s al l highly enter

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There has been a lamentable catastrophe in my hous ehold arrangements .

A neighbour who sometimes vis its mebrought a magnificent specimen of' achicken to me

,and I asked him to come

and share i t d l ’anglaise He was

delighted,and on the fixed day arrived

,

in his best kimono . We possessed oursouls in patience for the roast chickento make i ts appearance

,for half an

hour,but i t never came —only a smiling

Haru San,who explained that the

honourable hen had perished beyondrecognition , burnt to a cinder . I askedfor an explanation

,but she Offered

none ; so,as one must never show

emotion before Japanese from whomyou w i sh to command respect

,I smi led

too,and substituted a tin of sardines

and some eggs .

I t was over our evening game of

domino es that I learnt the reason Theboy Kijuro told me that his mother has

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considerab le feeling s for a little manwho keeps the local tea -house

,and she

was so engrossed in writ ing an ode tohim that the chicken was forgotten andmet ‘

w i th its un fortunate fate . I wasdelighted wi th the story

,as I felt i t to

be so human . I could never pluck upany enthusiasm over Alfred and thecakes

,but Haru and the chicken fi lled

my soul w i th joy . Of course,had it

occurred in England I should havemade fearful throa ty noises

,sacked the

cook,and climbed up the wall -paper

wi th rage . In Japan one folds one ’ shands and trusts that the gods w i ll bemore clement the next time .

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priest next door,and also the um

comfortable feeling of sliding precipi tately t o the ground under a showerof loose tiles .

How strong the impulse is,when one

i s happy or thrilled,to make noise s '

Witness t he hen when she lays an eg ;

the cheering crowd ; the happy child ;the s inging housemaid ; or even theoverfed canary . They simply can

’ t helpmaking their respect ive noise for thejoy in their hearts .

The J apanese know tha t theirs i s abeautiful land ; they never cease toadmire it . On their public hol idays Mr .

and Mrs . an d the children go to somefamous pa rk or beauty spot, and theysit down to admire the scenery all day,and be happy . They. are even able toeat their meals in view of the pa rticularobject of their admirat ion, be it ShibaPark

,or Fuj i Sama, or the sacred i sland

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inn,and

,for the religiously incl ined, a

temple at hand .

I often think,

when I see theJapanese taking their s imple pleasures ,how differently we B rit ishers take ours .

On our holidays we hire a motor -carand tear down to B righton ; gorge inan overcrowded hotel

,then tear home

again . B righton,Bournemouth

,and

B reezy Somewhere -else are odiously ful lof the type of holiday-maker who i sworking hard in order to enjoy himself

,

by doing everything only to returnhome w i th tuppence and a heada che .

But I suppose it i s useless to makecontrasts, pa rt ly because East i s Eastand 'West i s West , as some fat andfoolish platitudinarian said in the yearOne . I prefer the East

,than k you

,

and the only things I w i sh to borrowfrom the West

,at least fro-m England

,

are the afternoon teas on an autumnor w inter ’s evening

,and an English

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cottage garden ; both I love wi th agran

de pass ion . Somehow you cannotget the firelight effects in Japan or thehot cakes

,while hol lyhocks and sun

flowers never seem to thrive .

I find a subt le delight in walkingthrough the maze of‘ rice-fields atevening . The red sun as i t s inkscasts a crimson reflection over thewatery fields

,staining them red’

. Theother evening as I s tood on the hillslooking down I

'

could not helpimagining that the pla in was a hugebatt lefield where men had fallen andshed their b lood . S ince that day Ihave seen a real battlefield

,one of the

many which covers Europe to -day . It

i s a very different s ight indeed . I donot wi sh to see the sun again when iti s in the mood to turn the fields or seainto blood . I hate blood now that Ihave seen so much of i t

,spilt on the

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THE unexpected oft en happens,but I

w i sh it would not catch one so unawares .

A thunderbolt has dropped from theblue and left me greatly embarrassedand not a little sad .

Yesterday a large gentleman paid mea call on private business . I felt surethat I had omitted to pay some obscuretax , but I was m i staken . The gentleman

,after a great many bow s and

salutations,explained that he was a

friend of a friend of a relation of theBaron ’ s

,who had bidden him come to

the honourab le house of the honourableforeigner (which was m e' an d honourably arrange a marriage between theaforesaid honourab le foreigner (stil lme', who, doubtless , was a great man

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in his own honourable land (I hadnever tried to give that impress ion

,but

all foreigners s tan d out in Japan wherethey are obscure in their own country',and the only daughter of the honourableB aron . Then my know ledge of thelanguage forsook me, because I was

dazed and bew i ldered . I t i s one thingto flutter in the sunshine wi th a 'dearlittle Japanese butterfly

,whom one has

no other intentions towards save thatof friendship . I t i s quite another thingto marry her

,how ever charming

,and

probably have a lot of children alllooking like Japan ese puzzles . How

could I declin e the kind Offer wi thoutoffendin g my friend the Baron

,and

especially my little playmate,Kiku San

herself ' And the large gentleman sa t ,

still bow ing,and waited for an answer

in the most distracting manner .

How could I possibly explain in mybad Japanese that English gentlemen

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did not marry in the same spirit as they,engage a valet or a housekeeper ' Oh Ihow could I explain all the hundredan d one d ifficulties that such a matchpresented ' Besides

,i t was w rong

,as

all the world decreed .

Then an inspirat ion came to me. TheBaron could speak better English thanI could Japanese . I would go to himand explain

,myself

, and w i th diplomacyand tact estab lish the old

‘ relationshipswhich I had before w i th the family . Itold the fat gentleman

,whose bowmgs

I became convinced would never end,

that I was overcome by such an honourable compliment which the honourablegent leman had taken upon himself to

arran ge for me,but that I would visit

myself the honourable house of thehonourab le Baron at once . At this thebow ings were renewed fourfold

,and we

bade each other sayonara .

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managed to satisfy the Baron,I felt

that Kiku would not understand,and

vice versa .

I seized my hat and wa lked quicklytowards the baronial pa per mansion

,

concoct ing the most fearsome tales en

route . I should have to persuade themthat my health was bad and that mydoctor had forbidden me to marry

,and

,

by way of demonstration,I should be

compelled to have an apoplet ic fi t onthe door -mat as I left .

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the form al proposal which her fatherhad made . I spoke of what had passed .

Do you understand why we cannotmarry ' ” I asked her

,and she looked

up and laughed .

Yes—marriage in Japan is verydifferent from marriage in England .

M y father wi sh me to be w ife of greatEnglishman

,

” she repli ed .

But I am not a grea t Englishman .

I am a vagabond a man who

wanders . In Englan d I am obscure ,I insisted .

That i s very sad,she replied .

My father thinks you a great man inyour coun try . He says your uncle isvery famous Englishman

, so you mustbe great too .

I laughed at her logic and repeatedmy assurance that

,although I had an

uncle who was an English lord andvery rich

,yet I myself was but an

obscure traveller who happened to bestopping in Japan

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Perhaps you,wi ll one day, ma rry a

Japanese, she said .

'

Not unless she loved me and Iloved her

,Kiku San , I answered .

What is it—your English loving 'she asked .

' ou must ask your rabbit in themoon, I replied

,and we talked of

other things .

As I returned I wondered if thiss trange little b lossom of Japan wouldever learn to love

,or whether she would

be given to some wealthy merchantwho would treat her just as one treatsa chattel . This

,doubtless

,would be her

lot,although she was made for love .

I f you are of the lower classes inJapan

,you can

,w i thin cert ain limita

tions,choose your mate . I f you are

born an aristocrat, you must be conten t

wi th what i s given you . Poor l i ttlepa tient Japanese ' Yet they are veryhappy all the same .

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THE ' E i s a new bond of sympathybetween Kiku S an and I . We arefirmer friends because we are morefrank w ith each other

,and there is no

fear of a further attempt by her fatherto catch me now he know s that I am

not rich . I have fallen,I fear

,in his

estimation — I am no longer the re

nowned fore igner that he thought I wasnevertheless

,he i s stil l courteous and

kind . Kiku San , who had no say in thematter

,t ook the whole thing in the

usual quiet,resigned spirit of the

Japanese lady . I f her father madeovertures to a foreigner, the Shah ofPersia or the Man in the Moon, it washer place to fold her hands and sayThank you very, much .

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t ended to chop her head off in orderto make soup

,i t would be her duty

,

according to the Japanese code,to

submit to it,however unpleasant the

proceeding . The ' omans understoodthis duty towards parents and called i tp

'iet‘as . Thank Heaven

,one i s wiser

nowadays and is ab le to punish theparent who neglect s his parental duties

,

or attempt s to chop off one ’s head .

I do not think I know anothercount ry where one can idle so sat isfac

torily as over here . My days are spentin doing exactly nothing,

and yet I donot feel in the least ashamed WereI in Europe I should be fu rious wi thmyself i f I pa ssed a morning bywithout w rit ing a poem or composinga song

,but here I do not even write

letters , and it i s an effort to keep thisdiary up to date . There is not muchharm in idleness real ly if you

’ve gotyour head screwed on the right way .

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I know. several people who have beenso busy all their lives that they havenot even had time to appreciate all thej oy and beauty God has placed aroundthem . I f to be busy prevents one

from enjoying the blue sea and thewhite c louds and the cherry blossom

,

then I ’m going to be idle .

To -day I am visiting a neighbouringvillage where there i s to be a templefestival . I am invited to it by theBaron—doubt less at the instiga t ion of

his daughter—and we are to stay for

the lantern procession in the evening .

.I forget which of the gods i t is thati s being feted

,but I believe he is

very powerful and fearfully ugly . S o

i t i s j ust as well to keep on the rightside w i th him . Haru San has fi tt ed meout wi th a wonderful paper fish whoseon ly entrails seem to be a nightlightand a piece of wi re . When the procession begins I light the nightl ight and

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j oin in the stream unti l I am violentlyjost led, which w il l ups et the nightlight,set fire to the fish

,and I shall have

to ret ire into the obscurity again , wi th,no doubt

,a couple of‘ burnt fingers .

But I am going to enjoy myself .

The pr ie st of the little temple downby the shore i s doing his darn

'

a’es t

on a big drum . I t i s the fi fteenth dayof the month

,an d to-ni'ght i s full

moon,which accounts for the noise I

believe,because I have not iced that in

a Buddhist temple they always beat adrum on the fi fteenth of every monthfor the whole day long . I cannotimagine anything more annoying or

depress ing ; it i s as bad as having aComm ination Service once a week in

the rain .

My litt le house is to look after itselfthis evening

,as Haru San is to go to

the festival wi th the tea -shop man andthe daughter and son are joining a

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merry company of uncles and auntsand strings of' cousins . I f the dreadeddorobo

,or burglar

,enters

,he i s welcome

to the remains of the fried cuttle -fishand lotus -root salad

,but I do sincerely

hope that he wi l l overlook my Hokusaiprints

,for which I have a grea t

affection .

The fear that the Japanese entertainfor the harmless burglar i s astounding .

I am told by an old foreign resident ofTokyo that if you wake up in the middleof the night and find a burglar on thedoor-mat you must call F ire 'because that wi ll bring your neighbours to your assistance . I f you callThief ' they pull the bedclothestighter round them and refuse to budge .

Nevertheless,the Japanese burglar is

a most polite fellow . The followingstory helps to illustrate this fact

'A foreign mission lady, resident inTokyo, woke up one night to find a

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' ' III

A L L the magic in the world might bemine to -night . The great white moonis looking down from a purple sky upona scene that must cause it pleasure .

The temple court i s thronged w i th ahappy

,careless crowd tha t wave glowing

lan terns and sprays of blos som likefairies in a fantast ic dream . The old

and yellow priests are droning away,

curious psalms , wi thin the temple , to

the beat of a drum,and pleasure and

prayer are meet ing in strange familiarity . Laughter

,s inging,

and theclapping of hands seem‘ to rise upfrom every side . The b lue haze ofromance lies everywhere .

Yet on this night I have determinedto say good -bye to Sakawa and toKiku San . I am going to leave the

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Paradise tha t I have found,because the

serpent has found it s way into it .

Love is an assailant from whom one

has to fly,especia lly when he attacks

the heart s of an Englishman and aJapanese maid .

Kiku San an d I had dri fted beneaththe shade of the temple

,out of the

crowd,to a little garden where lay

priests who had died . They each hada quaint lit tle grey stone to m ark theirresting -places

,and a few Old pine - trees

kept their guard .

How you enjoy to -night areyou happy ' ” she asked in her quaint

,

hesitat ing manner .

I think,Kiku San

,it i s the most

thrilling,intoxicat ing: thing I have ever

seen,I answered

,and

,laughing

,she

took my hand .

' There wi ll be better than this , shesaid

,later on in the year - then we w il l

come tog-ether .

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No,I shall never see anything

better than this,because because

I am going away .

She dropped my hand,and tea rs

started up in her brown eyes .

' ou are going away ' she repeated,but you are happy here .

'

I am going back to England,l i tt le

plum-blossom—it i s bett er for me togo soon very soon perhapsto -morrow .

She looked up into my face thenand said

,Why are you going

away ' '

I took her in my arms and held herclose .

Because,Kiku San ,

I am learningto love you

,and we may not love .

You are of the East and I am of theWest and and i t i s wi ckedfor us to marry do you not understand ' our little ones theywould be outcasts—pa riahs—scorned by

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the whole world—your world and minedon ’ t you see now how wrong. of

us i t would be 'She did not reply

,but moaned against

my arm,

' I love you I love youdon ’ t go awaySsh

,dearest

,

'do not say thati t i s hard enough already to leave you

,

but i t i s because we love that we mus tpart . Kiku San

,my love

,i f I do not

say good -bye to you to nigh t,I shall

never be able to leave . Say that youw i l l let me go .

Yes I understand you

had better go and her tea rsfell fast on my sleeve . I put my.cheek on her smooth hairLittle wi se butterfly

,I said

,al l

along I have thought of you as achi ld , but to night you are differentyou are a woman, and I love you ; Iw i ll a lways love you,

but we cannotmarry . Your father thought that if we

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had married and gone to England itwould not matter I mean aboutany children that might be bornbut in England they are scorned evenas here . ' ou do not know how sad

i t i s for them the world is verybitter and cruel .Yes

,

” she answe red,and to night

I thought i t would be kind to mebut I am unhappy I am

unhappy .

Then she lay very quietly againstmy heart—poor little t ired butterfly . Itried to comfort her in many littleways . I told her fairy tales that sheloved . I kissed her eyes and hair ,but st i l l she lay as though asleep .

Presen t ly she pointed up in to the skyat three littl e s tars tha t were closedown by the sea on the horizon . Sheloved stars and seemed to have fablesfor all of them .

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fully ; ' I think they are the soulsof our l ittle children that would

have come ifI we had beenmarried . They tell us I think

to leave them;

up in thesky always they are happyin the sky not ha ppy here .

I kissed her,and she accepted my

kisses .

Dearest,I said

,when I am gone

you can look up at those three l it tles tars—our little children—and sing them

,

at night,to s leep . They are happier

up there in the clouds than down here ,and w i ll be w i th us always .

I wi ll always sing them to sleep,

she said,and bade me say good-bye .

I held her in my arms and mutteredfooli sh things I have since forgotten .

Good-bye,li tt le b lossom your

petals w i l l lie on my heart for ever,I

said,and we kissed where the temple

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tombs that shone as s i lver in the moonlight .

Then I led her ba ck to where herold nurse awaited her

,and together

they passed out of the festive crowd .

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Fuji Sama, and disappeared again wi than equal abruptness .

The Baron has been to say good -byeand confide in me the new s that hehas successfully arranged a matchbetween his daughter and the son of

a Kobe banker . He was kind enoughto add that although he would havewelcomed me as his son - in -law

,yet

perhaps a mixed marriage would haveled to diffi culties

,as Eurasian chi ldren

are f ar from popular in Japan . Ichanged the subj ect

,and we talked

about foreign po licies , German philosophy

,and my

,wealthy uncle in

London . He was immensely impressedby the rich unc le

,and talked of him

unti l he took his leave .

I have said farewell to my neighbours and have bowed ti ll my backached . They are very sweet

,these

little Japanese allies of ours I couldlive among them’ always

,and be happy

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perhaps one day I wi ll return—when Iam old and tired of wandering , Ishould like to lie here

,when I am

dead,for ever under one of these gnarled

pine -t rees and listen to the st rangesong of the frogs , at even, in the ricefields .

Haru San and the two chi ldren aretaking me for a last wa lk to-nightat their special request . They havebeen very kind to me always

,and I

shall miss them,for they are my friends

,

and friends are few and far betweenin this difficult world . I wonder ifthere w i ll be any left in England whenI return '

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O' ' walk by the shore is over,and I

am going to bed in my quaint litt lebedroom for the last t ime .

The full moon is peeping at me

through the shutters,

and I think itwants to say good night - perhaps itw i shes to

say something else to mewhich i t can ’t quite express . The w i seold moon—it has seen so much

,and

everybody at some time or other tellsi t their secrets . To-night I told itmine .

‘As we walked back pa st the houseof the Baron we heard some one singinga sad li ttle song which sounded to melike a lullaby .

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I think i t i s Kiku San—do you hearit ' ” I asked .

Yes,Danna San i t i s Kiku

—but how strange she is s ingingthe song that m others sing to theirbabies to lull them to sleep .

I think it i s rather a sad song,I

answered,and

,looking up

,I saw three

l i ttle stars twinkling in the purple sky .

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ONCE more I am' sai ling on the bluewaters

,and my ship is bound for the

home shore .

As I s tand here on deck I can seethe fast -retreating streak of grey whichhas been the home of' so man y of myhappy hours . At the moment I fee l asi f I .can never be happy again

,for I

am leaving the people and things thatI care for

,and I do not know whether

I shall ever see them again . Yet allwounds heal w i th time , especially if youare a w anderer .

Around me there IS the usual crowd- a few business men returning onfurlough w i th their shabby w ives afew globe-trott ers , including Sir ’Emeryand Lady Something-or-other re

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cuperat ing their’

ealths a few noisychildren a few bar-loafers and a fewold ladies who gossip and coughalternatelyAt the moment everybody i s scurry ing

down,at the sound of a bugle

,to feed

their funny insides,but I am s taying

here,for I wi sh to see the last of the

grey streak that I love .

A big,b luff

,red-faced man has

already encroached on my misery .

Looking a bi t down in the dumps ,he said

,using the express ion that I

dis like intensely . I expect you ’veleft something on shore

,eh ' Why, bless

my soul,we ’ve al l left a l itt le gi rl

back yonder , ‘

an d he pointed a fatfinger towards Japan . Every Englishman leaves a girl in Japan - i t ’ s partof the fun

,and he roared wi th

laughter,then added

,Come and

have a drink,old man ; that ’l l put you

right .

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I declined as politely as I could,and

tried to appreciate his crude joculari ty .

To-morrow I shall determine to pullmyself together ; I wi l l t ry to be

j olly ; I wi l l make fourths at bridge ;I w i ll tear round the deck for prizesan d talk impossible platitudes to

dowagers after every meal . But to

n ight leave me to my thoughts , to the

swi sh -sw i sh Of' the tireles s

,restles s

ocean and the ca ll of the wi ld sea -bird .