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-- s.'Kr KATES OP A1VKKT1S1M.THE JOURNAL.
-- GTBuainess and professional car daISSUED EVERY WEDNESDAY, of five lines or less, per annum, five
"M. K. TURNER & CO., fbt; CMtwilitts tttpl dollars.137 For time advertisements, apply
Proprietor and Publishers. at this office.
XSTltegal advertisements at. statue$3-OFFI- Eleventh St., tip s' rates.
in Journal Building' transientj3TFor advertising, aaaterms: rates on third page.
Pcrvear J.ll.Three
U1UI11USmonths
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.voL.'Xnfe-Mjfe.T- i' COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 5, 1883. . WHOLE NO. 708. monthly.J2TA11 advertisements payable
Single copies
BTT8IHES8 CABDS.
All AM. SL04SE, (Yek Lee)
CHINESE LA UNDRY.
rtTUnder "Star Clothing Store "Ne-t.rak- a
3S-3-
Avenue, Columbus.
fl 1'. WOOD, M. .,
PHYSICIAN SVRGEON.
tSTIlas opened the office f rmerlyltf"m- -by Dr. Bonc.teel.
CENTAL PABLOR.
On Thirteenth St- - and Nebraska Ave.,over Friedhofs store.
jSTOfficc hours, a to 13 a. in.; 1 to 5 p. m.
Olla Ashbaugh, Dentist.
lOUSKi-M- ' & SUllVAH.ATTORNEYS-AT-L- A W,
Up-stal- rs in Gluck Building, 11th street,
Above the New bank.
TT J. HIIIiOI,NOTA 11 Y P UBLIC.
12th Street, i door, west of Uaamosd How,
Columbus. Neb. 491'y
rpilUKNTOf FOWEBNi
SURGEON DENTISTS,
t3T Office in Mitchell Block, Colum- -
bus Nebraska
HER Sc REEDEB,GATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Office on Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska.tf
M. D.,G. A. lirLLHOUsT.A.M.,C.H OMEOPA Till V PHYSICIAN,
333-T-wo Block- - south of Court House.
6-i- yTelephone communication.
V. A. MACKEN,DKALKK IN
Wines, Liquors. Cigars, Porters, Ales,e'c, etc.
Olive Street, next to First National Bank.
rcAIJJSTEB BROS.,1
A TTORNE YSAT LA W,
up.tair in McAllister's liiilld-ii- S.
Uth M. W. A. McAllister, otaryPublic
I- - R- - WWDEItY,J. M. MACFARL WO,Att:rro7 ird Heury Wt- - C:Ui:tor.
LAW ASH COLLECTION OFFICEOK
MACFARLA.ND& COWDERy.
Columbus. : --" Nebraska.
. WEKKY,pKO.PA INTER.
J"C:irriage, houe and -- ign. paiutinjj,"lazinir. paper haugin", kaltomiiiimr, etc.done iZ order. Shop on 13th St., oppositeEngine House, Columbus, Neb. 10-- y
1I.KI S IIF,F.llth St., opposite Lindcll Hotel.
sell Harness, Saddles, Collar, Whip,Blanket, Currv Comb, Bruhc8, trunks,valise, bujisv top, cuhion. carnageiriiiiiuingt, .Ve.. at the lowest possibleprices. Repairs pn mptl attended to.
JOIITV C. TASKER,
Heal Estate .Agent,Genoa, Nance Co., Neb.
LANDS and improved farmsWILD ale. Correspondence solicit-ed. Office in Youiiff building, up-stair- s.
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O. C. SHLAJSTNOlSr,MANUFACTURER OK
Tin and Sheet-Iro- n Ware !
Job-Wor- k, Hoofing und Gutter-ing a Specialty.
"TShop ou Eleventh Street, oppositeJJcintz's Hruii Store. 4G-- y
IV. CLARK,GLAND AND INSURANCE A GENT,
HUMPHREY, NEBR.IDs lands comprise some fine tracts
in the Shell Creek Valley, and the north-e- m
portion ot Jhtte county. Taxespaid for non-resideu- ts. Satisfactionguaranteed. --0 y
OI.IJIBUS PACKING CO.,c COLUMBUS, - NEB.,Packers and Dealers in all kinds of Hog
product, cash paid for Live or Dead Hogor grease.
Directors. R. H Henry, Prest.; John"Wiggins, See. and Treas.; L. Gerrard, S.Ccry.
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JTOTICE XO TEACHERS.J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt,
Will be in os' office at the Court Houseon the third Saturday of eachmonth for the purpose of examiningapplicants for teacher's certificates, anafor the transaction of any other businesspertaining to schools. 567--y
TAJIES 8ALMOX,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.
Plans and estimates supplied for eitherframe or brick buildings. Good workguaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, nearSt. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne-
braska. 52 6mo.
J. WAGNER,
Livery and Feed Stable.
Is prepared to furnish the1 public wfthgood teams, buggies and carriages for alloccasions, especially forjuncrals. Alsoconducts a sale stable. 44
D. T. Martyn, M. D. F. Schcg, 31. D.,(Deutscher Arte.)
Dre. XABTYH & 8CHUG,
U;S. Examining Snrgetns,Local Surgeons. Union Paciic and
O., X. & B. H. B. H's.
COLUMBUS, . NEBRASKA.
COLUMBUS
STATE BANK?!
SseeMMnto Ownrl its ui Tsrsn Ealtt.
COLUMBUS, HEB.
CASH CAPITAL, - $50,000
DIRECTORS:
Leander Gerbakd, Pres'i.
Geo. W. Htjlst, Vice PresH.
Julius A. Kekd.
Edward aJ. Gkbard..J. E. TA8uciuer- -
suit ExcltaaK
OHctlB Promptly ,Memil Plt.PT latereMt Time
It. , .27
DREBERT & BRIGGLE,
BA1STKEES!HUMPHREY,OiEIRASKA. - ;
BSTPrompt attention given to Col-lection- a.
erinauraHC. Seal Bitate, Loan,etc. f
J. H. GALLEY & BRO.,
Would respectfully ask their friends andpatrons to call anil examine
their stock of
Pall and 77inter Goods
Before purchasing their supplies, a theyhave their store full from, floor to
ceiling of Staple and Fancy
DRIG0ODS,CLOTHING,
For Men and Boys, at all Prices!
--all- iwi?t rn a TCI -- "-Price ' J 1Jj1jJJXXkJ i Price
UTS W UTS, BOOTS W SBOES.
WE AL80 'CARRY A LINE OFLA DIES' lFINE SHOES.
Blankets, Quilts and all kinds of Fan
igyRemember that we keep no shoddygoodn, and strictly OXK PRICK is ourmotto, which our twenty-liv- e years resi-dence in Columbus will sustain. 23-3-
LOUIS SGHKEIBER,
Bttmi aiWamMfe
All kinds of Repairing done onShort Notice. Biggies, Wag-
ons, etc., nade to order,and all work Guar-
anteed.
Also tell the world-famo- us Walter A.Wood Mowers, Beapers, Costein--
ed Machines, Harresters,and Self-hinde- rs the
hest made.
Shop opposite the "Tattersall." Ol-
ive St., COLUM BUS.
people are always on the
WISE lookout for chances toincrease their earnings,mif ' in time become
wealthy; those who do not improve theiropportunities remain in poverty. Weoffer a. great chance to make money. We.wait many men, women, boys and girlsto work for us right in their own localitiesAnyone can do the work properly fromthe first start. The 'usiiess will, paymore than ten time ordinary wages. Ex-pensive outMt 'furnished. No one whoengages fails to make money rapidly. Youcan devote yo'ur whole time to the work,or orilv your spare moments. Full infor-mation and all that .is needed .sent free.Addres STiysox,'& C6..rortland. Staine.
HUBERT MOTEL.HUBER, tbejolly auctioneer, lias
opened a hotel tin 13th St"., near Tiffa-ny & BouUon's, where' clean." beds audsquare meals will always be found by thepatrons of the bouse. I will in the fu-
ture, aa in the past, give my best atten-tion to all sales of goods or farm stock, asan auctioneer. t
iSrSatisfac'tion- - guaranteed; call andsee rae and will, be made welcome."--- : JOHSTHUBEB,;
Proprietor and Auctioneer.. Coluntbui, Neb., June 19, "S3. 9-- tf
rnLIIMIlINResUureUit'ajid Saloon!
E. D. SHEEHAN, '.Prtrieter.KTWholesale jnd Betail Dealer in For-elgnrWi-
Lloiond Cigara, Dub-lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales.tZTKimtudc Whiskies Specialty.
ITBMIb their seasea, ty tat esseaa .er dish.:
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" Csraenters Cektraeters.r JKavehidaf xUa4ai;ertieVaiV i trerl.All kiaai of repairiag dose ea shortBotlce., )OurraMtte-i,'iGMjwe.r- k
fair prices kv. Call aa. gffeafra' epportuaity teestlnate for y,v,T fiPBhopi ea13th 8U, eae deor weit ef1 Friedhef ACo'e. store, Columbus, Nebr. 483--y
V . v" t JFIRSTNational Bank!
- - $250,000Authorized CapiUl,Cash Capital, - - 50,000
otficrrs and directors.A. ANDERSON, Pres't.
SAM'L C. SMITH. Fice Pres't.O. T. ROEN", Cashier.
J. W. EARLY,ROBERT UHLIG,HERMAN OEHLRICH.W. A. MCALLISTER.Q. ANDERSON,1. ANDERSON.
Foreign and Inland Exchange. PassageTickets, Real
"Estate, Loan ana Insurance.
COAL 4 LIME!
J. E. NORTH & CO.,
DEALERS IN
Coal.Lime,
Cement.
lock Spriig Coal, ..$7.00 per toa
Ctrboi(Wyoniig) Coil. .. S.00
Eldoi (Iowa) Call .. 3.S0 "
o
Blacksmith Coal of best quality al-
ways on hand at low-
est prices.
North Side Eleventh St.,
COLUMBUS, NEB.14-3- m
UNION PACIFIC
LAND OFFICE.Improved and Unimproved Farms,
Hay and Grazing Lands and CityProperty for Sale Cheap
AT THE
Union Pacific Land Office,
On Long Time and low rateof Interest.
3TFinal proof made on Timber Claims,Homesteads and s.
jgyAli wishing to buy lands of any de-
scription will please call and examinemy list of lands before looking elsewhere
3J" All having lands to sell will pleasecall and give me a description, ,prices, etc.
sgI a'ao am prepared to insure prop-erty, as I have the agency of severalfirst-cla- ss Fire insurance companies.
F. W. OTT, Solicitor, speaks German.MAH1ITEL. C MITH,
30-t- f Columbus, Nebraska.
BECKER & WELCH,
PROPRIETORS OF
SHELL CREEK MILLS.
MANUFACTURERS. AND WHOLE-- ,SALE DEALERS IN
FLOUR AND HEAL.
OFFICE. COL UMB US. NEB.
SPEICE & NORTH.
Gen.ral Agents for the Sale of
REAL ESTATE.
Union Paciic, and Midland Paeilen T Tanr1sfnraall.lt from 13.00 toSlO.OOp'er acre forcaih,;or on-lre--
or tea yearstime, in amnuai pHcaia o suit pur-chasers. We have .also a large andchoice lot of other lands, improved anduaimproved, for sale at low price andoa reaaoaable terms. Alto buaiaesiaadresidence lots in the city. We-- keep acenplete abstract of title to all real es-
tate ia Platte Coaaty.
821 COLUMBUS IVEat.
HENRY GASS,
oaaaaaaaaBasaKo V fcW
COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES
XXV DKALKK IM
Fswpltsrss Chairs, ,JltoUada. Sa- -TMWB,'-Tat- ; !. Lavagaa,
. Praataa and' .itWldiM.:
t3TRepmiris9Ht kinds of UpholsteryGoods.
6--tf COLUMBUS, NEB.
THE DOCTOR.
Be Burden's sore for the best of men, hutfew can dream what a doctor bears;
For here I sit at the close of a day, whilst oth-ers have counted their pront and gain;
And I've tried as much as a man can do, in myhumble way, to soften pain:
I've warned them all In a learned way of care-ful diet, and talked of tone,
And when I have preached of regular meals,I've scarcely had time to swallow myown.
I was waked last nljrht in my first long sleep,when 1 crawled to bed from my rounds,dead beat:
Ah, the doctor's called!' and they turnedand snored, as my trap went rattlingdown the street."
M Upon my honor, we'ro not too hard on thosewho ean not afford to pay:
For nothing: I cured the widow and child; fornothing I've watched till the night turnedday:
I've earned the pray era of the poor, thankGod! and I've borne the sneers of thepampered beast;
I've beard confessions and kept them safe-a-
a sacred trust, like a righteous priest;To my duty I never have sworn, as these must
do In this world of woo.But I've found my way to the bed of pain,
through days of rain and through nightsOf snow."
London Punch.
A SWEET SUBJECT.
Bat It Is Badly DlsUgnrod by liberalAdulteration of Glucose and EarthThe Cheap Candy of the Present Day,and What It la Mado Of.
' Sweets for the sweet," it is written.Sugar is generally regarded as thesweetest thing that thero is, and candyis supposedly made of sugar. Littlechildren, when given a penny by thefond parent, generally run to the near-est candy store "to "buy something."That "something" is generally a stick,or a little mixed candy, .so-call- or apaper of lozenges. "Do you know,"said a gentlemau well known in themedical profession to a reporter for theTimes a few days ago, "that there area great many more children sufferingfrom diseases of the stomach andbowels than there ought to be?"
The reporter replied that he had nopersonal knowledge of the fact."Well," said the gentleman, "withinthe last few days I nave attended sev-eral little children whose diseases werecaused by and traceable to nothingelse than the eating of adulteratedcandy. The cheap candies sold at thelittle toy and confectionery stores inevery part of the-cit- are largely adul-terat- ea
with white eartn, or terra alba,which is also known as Fullers-eart- h.
This stuff irritates the coatings andmembranes of the stomachs and in-
testines of the children, and producesearly decay, nervous diseases and oftendeath. It is this sort of stuff thatshould be prohibited from being sold."
A retail confectioner !?aid: "There isno doubt about the adulteration of can-dies. When sugar costs eight and three-quart- er
cents a pound you can't expecta retailer to sell good candy at thirteencents a pound, or even at eighteen.There is mixed candy sold in someplaces at retail as low as twelve cents apound, and then there is some sold alittle higher.
"Plain candies can be sold at retailat a profit at twenty-fiv-e cents a pound,but no sort of line, fancy candy can bemade for much less than that sum perpound. I regard the dealing in theadulterated stuff as not only demoraliz-ing to the business, but decidely injuri-ous."
A well-knew- n wholesale manufacturersaid: "Every man who buys candy atwholesale knows what he is buying.There is no deceit practiced in thewholesale trade. It wouldn't pay themanufacturer to act otherwise thansquare with his customers. I doubt ifthere is a wholesale confectioner in theUnited States who would not like to seeadulteration stopped. It is a bare-face-d
fraud on the consumer, and the worst ofit Is the injury falls upon innocent littlevictims who are mainly the children ofthe poor. Let me see: There is investedin wholesale candy-makin-g- in Chicagosomewhere about $800,000, and some-thing like 83,000,000 worth of goods arcsold by the manufacturers every year.There are at least two concerns, whohave upward of from $115,000 to $135.- -000 in the business, and there are sever-al who run from $75,000 to $90,000each. Of course, a good many poundsof good candy is made, but there is alsoa large amount of villainous stuff put onthe market and consumed."
" Can't this adulteration be stopped?""It could by united action, but it
can't be prevented so long a there ismore money in making- the slush andfrothy stuff than in makiug pure goods.1 am satisfied that it is u Avrong thatought to be remedied."
"What enters into the adulteration?""Terra alba. I am bming sugar to-
day for nine cents, and I am sellingmixed candy at the same price. 1 askyou: What must the caudy be? Doyou suppose that I want to sell thatstuff? But what can 1 do? Here comesa man, and he .says: 'I want a car-loa- d
of candy, and I don't want to pay morethan eight and one-ha- lf cents a poundfor it?p What can I say to him? Iknow what he wants. He; says: 'Makeit as mean as you like, only mak'e itlook nice.' I don't cheat" him. 'Weonly put in a greater percentage ofterre alba, that's all: and lie knows it.If I refuse to sell him the stuff my com-petitor next door or over the way willsell him all he wants, aud I must seemy trade go. While he buys a big billof poor stuff, that class of customeralways buys a moderate amount ofgood goods."
"How great is the percentage ofadulteration?"
"There is a sort of graded stuff. Itruns from ten to thirty per cent., butthere is more than thirty per cent,adulterated candy sold. To seventypart of sugar there are thirty parts ofearth, and some candy is even meanerthan that. But don't make this mis-take and say that there is no purecandy made in Chicago. As much, andmore pure candy is made here as in anyother city in the United States. Youmust pav a good price for pure goods.As I said before, there is more moneyfor the manufacturer in the adulteratedgoods than in the pure stuff, and that iswhy the-marke- t is koptstockedwithit"
"Where does the adulterated stockmostly go to?"
"Therejis some sold here, but not somuch as some people would think, bnt agreat,deal.pf itgoes tqtte,Southwest,among' theJnegroes ana'NeV Mexicans,the latter seem to take kindly to earth-adulterat- ed
candies, for the greater it' isadulterated the readier sale it seems tohave there. Up in the Northwest,where there are lots of Yankees, Irish,Norwegians and Germans, they won'thave the adulterated stuff. The Ger-mans are great for rock candy, andthat has to De pure. The Norwegianstake more kindly to taffy or darkercandies, but these are nearly alwayspare. 'Now, "there are the Mormons.Do you know that they won't touch" any-thing that is'adulterated- - if they" knowitP They want bang-u- p jjoods, andthey are willing-J- o pay theprice. ' Cali-fornia is also good on that point"
"How afcoat ike stick-cand-y, so muchissrred by;cifldreB?''
"That ii adulterattd, too. It oetts
five-eight- hs of a cent to make this)candy, and eight and three-quarte- r'
cents for the sugar, and we sell thepure for nine and three-quart- er cents.Where is our profit in that, I ask youPBut an adulterated candy is made "andsold at nine cents a pound, and on thatwe make one cent a pound."
What does Fullers-eart- h cost?""Oh, that's cheap. It only costs a
cent a pound, and we can afford to beliberal with it in putting it in candy.Some candy-make- rs aon't care ifthey put "in three to ten norcent, more of earth. I have heard itstated that some candies havo as highas fifty per cent, of adulteration in them.I never have made any as bad as thatmyself, but I know that the best of it isbad enough."
"How about chocolates and thecream?"
"They are not, adulterated. Theyare made from the pure sugar exclu-sively, chocolate and cream. Corn-starch and flour and eggs are used insome candies, but these are in no sensean adulteration, but are used in thefinest and purest goods as a necessity inmaking them up."
"What do good candies cost tomake?"
"The highest-price- d goods that aremade are the sugared almonds. Theysell to jobbers at from thirty-fiv- e toforty cents a pound, according to thequality of the nut-mea- ts used, and theretailer pays an average of forty centsa pound for them at wholesale." Thatkind of stuff has to be made fresh con-
stantly, and old stock soon deteriorates.The average wholesale price of puregoods runs from eighteen totwenty-fiv-e cents a pound In largelots, and there is not a verylarge margin in it at that price. Goodcandy must be made cleanly and in acleau place, aud good labor commandsfair wages. The wholesale buyer knowsfull well what he is buying, and whenhe buys the adulterated stuff he does itwith a clear intent to deceive the custo-mer who is the consumer. If the adult-erations could be thrown from the mar-ket it would leave the trade in a bettercondition. There would be a marketfor standard goods, and there would bea standard price for them. I don'tthink that there is any body in the Westwho wants to continue the making ofadulterated goods. When Chicago commenced to go extensively into the candy-makin-g
business it sold pure goods at afair price. Then St. Louis came in tocompete, and she commenced the use.of adulterations. The big Easternmakers saw their trade slipping awayfrom them, and they put on the markettheir decoctions, which were far mean-er than any we are making here to-da- y.
We had to meet that devilish sort oftrade composition or close up shop. Aman don't like to sacrifice $100,000 incash which he puts in a business, andwe met those .Eastern fellows andlaid them out, and held and increased"our trade. We drove Philadelphia prac-tically out of tliis market, and left littleor nothing for New York."
"In regard to candy-colorin- g, whichcolor is regarded as the most injuri-ous?'"
"Since you ask me that, I will an-
swer the question in this way: The re-
tailer who makes, or professes to make,his own candy gcuerally only makes aportion. He "must buy some kinds, andthere will be in some places more orless stale stock on hand. But that isneither here nor there. The retailer isthe man for colors. He depends large-ly upon the pislache nut for green, butsome use almost an actual poison. Ialways advise against using or sellinggreen colored candy, and we don'tmake it unless we have to upon specialorders. The; red color is made fromthe nasty little cochineal bugs, and it isabout the onlv safe color. Blue, yellowand other colors I regard as bad. ofnecessity, and I believe in usiDg simplyplain candy. My children use the candy which we make, but it is good, pureand wholeome. and pure candy willnever dcoav a child's teeth or hurt itsdijrcst'on, I can tell vou that. It iswholesome."
" How alxnit gum and licoricedrop??"
"They are all right. They are main-ly composed of glucose, gum arabic andsugar."
Then you use glucose?"" We do use it largely.""Isn't that an adulteration?""No. Glucose is used in perfectly
straight goods. To be sure it is not assweet as cane sugar, and it only costsfour cents a pound, but it is used be-
cause it is wholesome, and it makes thecandies better. It is used largely inthe lady's favorite the caramel. Glu-cose is "put into them because they keepmuch better after, and they don't grainoff. We use glucose in all nice goodswhore we formerly used cream oftartar. It is so much better, and itcontains a sufficiency of acid to cut thegrain of the cane sugar. No caramelwould keep twenty-fou- r hours withoutglucose in it. I have now told you allthat I know about the adulteration ofcandies and the secrets of the trade. T
want to say this to you: If there couldbe some way devised by which all thisadulteration can be prevented, I willjoin the movement gladly. All it wouldrequire would be for candy-make- rs tojoin hands and do the square thing. Itwould help us all, and leave the tradp,in a short time, in a better condition,and there would be as much, if notmore, candy consumed." ChicagoTimes.
A Droll Trial of Memory.
Memory was a favorite subject withMacklin. He asserted that, by his s'S-te- m,
he could learn anything by rote atonce hearing it. This was enough forFoote, who, at the close of the lecture(Macklin was lecturing at the Great Pi-
azza Room, now the Tavistock Hotel),handed up the following sentences toMacklin, desiring that he would begood enough to read them, and after-wards to repeat them from memory.Here is the wondrous nonsense:
"So she went into the garden to cuta cabbage leaf to make an apple pic,and, at the same time, a great she bearcoming up the street pops his head intothe shop. What! no soap?' So he died,and she very imprudently married thebarber; and there were present the Pic-ninni- es
and the Joblillies, and the Gar-yuli- es
and the Grand Panjandrum him-self, with the little round button at top;and they all fell to playing the game ofcatch as catch can, until the gunpowderran out of the heels of their boots."
The laugh turned strong against oldMacklin; and, thejaugh has been echoedfrom the Great Piazza Room by thou-sands during the""' century that haselapsed since Foote's drollery put outMt&klin's monstrous memory withthrisfc straws of ridicule. .Y. I". Graphic
Sulphuric acid diluted with wateris said to be an excellent disinfectant foruse. in ponltry-yard- s tfbioh have beenvisited with cholera. --tt Y. Timss.
fSreealaai,
Bnt the truth is that Greenland,though scarcely an eligible place of resi-dence, has long been known to be notmerely a great field for hunting andfuhing, but also a locality by no meansunsuited to the miner, were it not forits inhospitable climate and the extremedifficulty of approaching the east coast,or at least the most southerly part of it.Jutting, as the country does, far out in-
to the Atlantic (Cape Farewell is in thesame latitude as the center of the Shet-land group), and curving, as it does atthe same time toward tho east, it catch-es the ice-dri- ft from the polar seas, andretains it all along its southeasterncoast. It therefore presents the specta-cle.singul- ar
in theNorthern hemisphere,of ice-bou- nd shores to the south and freewater northward. In addition to thesedrawbacks it ma be doubted whethereven the pressure of population in civil-ized countries will soon induce manyEuropeans to colonize Greenland. Andwithout European colonization the de-
velopment of such mineral wealth as itmay possess is impossible. Either theclimate of these regions, as is certainlythe case with Iceland, has positivelygrown worse during historic memory,or the human frame has become less en-
during, or-- which is more probablethe habits of advancing civilization havemade the human will less tolerant ex-
cept for purposes of sport or scientificinvestigation, of the sordid discom-forts of an Arctic winter. We savArctic for convenience sake, thoughin. fact Greenland stretches forhundreds of miles south of the Arcticcircle. We should be the last to denythe value of Arctic exploration, bothas what may be called national gym-nastics and as enlarging the sphere ofknowledge; but it may be doubtedwhether any practical result of market-able value is likely to come of it now.Baron Nordenskjold's own most famousachievement that voyage of the Vegawhich has really opened up a prospectof trade on the north Asiatic coastmay seem to.be an exception to this.But the value of this discovery dependson the existence of three great riverhighways from the Siberian Sea, and ifthe often talked-o- f trans-Siberi- an Rail-way, which would tap and connectthese highways at their head instead ofat their foot, be "ever carried out, it maybe questioned whether there would thenbe any temptation to ships to follow inthe tracks of tho Vega. The Macken-zie in America and the Petchora inEurope by no means supply the placeof the three Siberian rivers, and such awindfall as the fossil ivory of New Si-
beria, though it might recur, can notbe counted upon. Greenland, indeed,has the advantage over these distantand still more inhospitable coasts thatwhen its shores are once cleared thedistance to the great markets of theAtlantic seaboaruis trifling and the wayperfectly open. It has some trade as itis, and it may probably have more,though both geographical and politicalconsiderations are rather against anygreat development. London DailyNewt.
Decay of the Dude
Artemus Ward, returning to the"buzzum ov his family, at Baldwins-vill- e.
Injeanny," found his daughterseated atthe piano singing " Why Dothe Summer Roses Fade?" and hehazarded the opinion "bekoz it'sthare little biz let 'em fade."
Whether this is the correct answerto the conundrum or not, it is certainthat all fresh, tender young things mustwilt away and vanish.
So we are now notified that the Dudemust go.
Just as we have really learned toknow him, to become familiar with hissimple little ways and his harmlessidiocies of manner and costume, weare informed that fashion has decreedhis extinction. He has had. his littleday of bud and blossom, and is nowfading into the sere and yellow leaf.
Already the major part of the trueDudes have abandoned most of the dis-
tinctive garb and uniform of the order.The rolled-bri- m hat, the white gaiters,the tooth-pic-k shoes, and the abbrevi-ated "top-coat,- " are no longer signswhereby we may know with any de-
gree of" certainty the youth of betweentwenty and twenty-seve- n, whose in-
heritance of money and brains is clear-ly out of proportion.
The impecunious dry-goo- ds clerk, andeven the low-salarie- d elevator-bo- y has"caught on" to these peculiarities ofpersonal attire, and now appear arrayedas erstwhile were the listless and languidyoung drones, whose daily bread andfine raiment were provided for themby their fathers' frugality and thrift."This is sufficient. The Dude's com-
placency was never ruffled in the leastby the merciless flood of ridicule ponredout upon him, but he fades like morn-ing frost at the first sun, when he findshis little peculiarities successfully imi-
tated by " cads" who commit the crimeof earning their own living.
Not that we are rid of the young manhimself. We shall always have him, aslong as rich men go on doing as theyhave done since the beginning of timethat is, expending all their brains ingetting wealth, ami having none left tocommunicate to their offspring. Theonly difference will be that next yearthey will not be called Dudes, but bedesignated by some other bit of slang,just as they will be distinguished bysome other extravagances of dress anddeportment. Toledo Blade.
Money for Base-Bal- l.
A correspondent has made the following rough estimate of the expenses at-
tending the eight professional ball clubsin the country.Salaries of tirhty men (average) In-
cluding substitutes 90.00i)
"tr iuiC((,v ifAAjHotel expense while traveling 12,000Salary iu:na!eis 10.00JSalary umpires 5,000Traveling expenses of umpires and
managers 3.0C0Rental of grounds ,00oPrinting 7,000Scorers' pay 1.5l)Hats, uniform ami ball 2.500Hoard thilc clubs are home playing... 5.IJU0Expense of "busses, etc TWIncidentals IIUJO
This calculation, which has to dowith only one association, or eightclubs (called the League), is evidentlytoo small. It must be too small by atleast $18,000 in the first item, for onething, for salaries paid to base-ba- ll
players must average $1,500. One gets$1,500 or $2,500. Someof them get $3,000 a season. Some ofthe best editorial writers in New Yorkdo not command more. The time hasbeen when even a higher figure wouldhave expressed that average, bnt thelaw of demand and supply appears to begradually equalizing things, even inbase-bal- l. Our correspondent proba-bly underestimates the aggregate expen-diture for the Leagae; the truth, verylikely, would be $200,000 instead of
155,700.But even that 200,000 represents
only one association. There are others.In the association of which the Phila-delphia Athletic are "members, that clubis said to have expended or, which isfor our purpose practically the samething, its backers have expended for itthe sum of $31,000 this year, and yet itis said the club has cleared a profit of$70,000. This surprising statement be-
comes possible in the light of suchcrowds as that famous club has drawnin its encounters with other noted clubsin some of the cities, 18,000 being in at-
tendance, for example, to see one gameat St. Louis, representing $9,000 forthat one game, while gatherings of 10,-0- 00
have been noted in that and othercities. Probably $250,000 would be anunderestimate of the total expendituresby the association and individuals thatback np the various professional ninesin the three associations ot loou.
But that large expenditure representsonly one side of the question. On theother side are the unknown suras thathave been paid out by the base-ba-ll lov-ing public for the privilege of witnessingthe 370 games. That base-ba- ll "pays"financially is indicated by the continua-tion of the clubs and the widespreadpublic interest in the subject. If aquarter of a million has been paid outin keeping up the.clubs of 1883, a con-siderable larger sum. has been paid bythe spectators of the games. Six hun-dred thousand dollars would perhapsnot be an overestimate of the total ex-
penditures for base-ba- ll this year. Be-
sides the 392 League games, at fiftycents admission, the clubs wind up theseason with a series of half-pric- e "exhi-bition" games. The total expenditureno doubt exceeds $600,000. Hartford
Conn.') Times.
Measuring the Age of Trees.
The counting of the rings added byexogenous trees every year to their cir-cumferences can only, without risk ofgreat error, be. applied to trees cut downin their prime, and hence is uselessfor the older trees which are hollow anddecayed. Trees, moreover, often de-
velop themselves so unequally fromtheir center that, as in the ca- - of aspecimen in the museum at Kow, theromay be about two hundred and fiftyrings on one side to fifty on the other.Perhaps the largest number of ringsthat has ever been counted was in thecase of an oak felled in 1812. wherethey amounted to seven hundred andten; but De Candolle, who mentionsthis, adds that three hundred yearswere added to this number as probablycovering the remaining rings which itwas no longer possible to count. Thisinstance may be taken to illustrate howunsatisfactory this mode of reckoningreally is for all but trees of comparative-ly youthful age.
The external girth measurement is torthese re isons tho best we can have,being especially applicable where thedate of a tree's introduction into a coun-try or of its planting is definitely fixed,since it enables us to argue from theindividual specimen or from a numberof specimens, not with certainty, butwithin certain limits of variability, tothe rate of growth of that tree as aspecies. In these measurements oftrees of a century or more in age, suchas are given abundantly in Loudon's"Arboretum," lies our best guide,though even thenltlie growth in subse-quent ages must remain matter of con-jecture. The difficulty is to reduce thisconjectural quantity to the limits .fprobability; for, given the ascertainedgrowth of the lirst century, how shallwe estimate the diminished growth oflater centuries? The best way wouldseem to be, to take the ascertainedgrowth of the first century, and then tomake, say, the third of it the averagegrowth of every century. Thus, if wewere to take twelve feet as the ascer-tained growth of an oak in its firstcentury, four feet would he its constantaverage rate, and we might conjecturethat an oak of forty feet was about athousand years old. But clearly itmight be much less; for the reason fortaking the third is not so inuuh that; itis a more prohablu average than thehalf, as that it is obviously less likely toerr on the side of excess of rapidity.J. A. Farrar, in Popular ScienceMonthly.
Experiments with Bats.
" If you ever waut to study a hibernat-ing animal, by all means take a bat,"said the naturalist, as they are mosteasily handled. I have made some ex--
with veryJnteTCSting results,ast winter I placed one in a vacuum
receiver and kept it there for half anhour, the creature not waking up andshowing that suspension of the facultieswas almost absolute, and the mo-- t care-ful use of the stethoscope barely showedlife, even that sometimes failing. Thesame bat. suspended in a vacuum glass,was afterwards surrounded by gas thatif the animal was in its normal conditionwould be immediately fatal, but sosound was this remarkable sleep that ithad no effect upon it; even pure air thathad surrounded it for hours when care-fully examined and analyzed did notshow that it had even been breathed bythe animal. An instrument has beeninvented, however, that shows the respi-ration, each delicate movement beingmarked by an index,"
" About how much oxygen does a batconsume in this state?"
"Individuals differ greatly," was thereply. "One which I examined con-sumed ninety-si- x cubic inches in twenty-f-
our hours, while others use muchless.
"The numbers of bats that hibernatetogether," continued the speaker, "13marvelous, and not many miles fromPhiladelphia, a most remarkable in-
stance was shown not a longtime since.A gentleman connected with the Diplo-matic Corps at Washington purchased ahouse that had not been occupied formany years. On. the first night in thehouse," upon lighting the lamp, thej-wer-e
deluged with a swarm of bats,that seemed to dart from every crackand crevice of the room, to the terrorof the entire household. The assem-blage increased as the night wore on,ultimately driving the inmates out ofdoors. The next day a determined at-
tack was commenced upon them. Theroof of an L of. the building was brokenin, disclosing a scene almost incredible.The remains and guano of bats were
upon the floor of the garret to aepth of four feet, and out of the orifice
rushed a throng of bats composed ofthousands. In fact, in his. report to theSmithsonian, the gentleman expressedthe opinion that there were at least halfa million. Philadelphia Times.
The late Dr. William Miller, of NewYork, deeded his real estate to hissecond wife and bequeathed to her allbis personal property, the entire amountbeing $30,000. The widow adopted achild; 'to whom1 she left everything.'All three are now dead', and the" Surro-gate at Brooklyn has decided that theestate reverts to, four daughters by thadoctor' s'firit wife. N. T. Sun.
FACTS AND FIGURES.
Paris will gain $20,000,000 worthof land by the removal of her city walls,which are to como down.
Leadville. during the past.Ifivevears, has produced 28,000,000.. ouneiof 140.000 tons of lead, and 26,-0- 00
ounces of gold.It is estimated that Georgia alono
will produce 6,000 car-loa- ds of water-melons, aggregating 7,000,000, worth$1,500,000 to the State.
Siberia now ranks only barely be-
low the United States and Australia, asa gold-produci- country. The bestRussian authorities think its mines willyield nearly or quite $25,000,000 worthof the metal this year, aud the out-p- ut
is steadily increasing.Thev now number between 6, 500,-00- 0
and '7.000,000 of souls, having in-
creased thirty-fiv- e per cent, during thelast decade. At this rate, if the whitsnice w ere not kept up by immigration,the colored' race would n't the end of acentury outnumber it by twelve million.
Concord Monitor. fPerhaps the largest transactionof
cattle ever made in this country wasef-feete-d
at Forth Worth, Tex., recently,the sale being of seventy-fiv- e thousandhead of full-grow- n cattle. The pricepaid is kept private, but the figures areuuderstood to be about twenty-fiv- e dol-
lars a head, which would aggregate$1,775,000. -- Chicago Times. "l
A Savannah paper says: "Onesteamertook from Savannah for Balti-more lately 2,362 barrels of vegetables,while another left for Boston with, acargo of 875 crates. It is hy anticipat-ing the harvests of the North that1 theSouth can reap the advantages given byNature. This trade is bound to "growand to extend into territory yet"farcre-niove- d
from it." I
Tho "young blood" ofbe able to "box, fence, shoot, yacht andride, the expenditure for which is'esti-mate- d
at $25,000 a vear, itemized;asfollows: Club fees, "$200; clothing,$1,500; horses, entertainmentsof various kinds, $5,000: traveling ex-
penses, including hotel bill. $5:000;yacht, $3,000; pictures and bric-a-bra- c,
$2,000; miscellaneous, BostonJGlobe. ,
Mr. Mulhall, of the Royal Societyof London, estimates the value of allthe property in the United States at$52,000,000,000. This he states to 'bemore than $9,000,000,000 iu excess of theaggregate wealth of Gr.'at BritainThewealth proper of the latter hu estimatesto be $38,918,000,000, and the value, ofEnglish roads, public lands, etc.,
making a grand totaliof$40.6"10,000.000. Tiie wealth per, in-habitant is $1,160 in that country,against $995 in this.
WIT AND WISDOM. 01It is easy enough for a man to have
a temper of his own but the greatthing is to keep it.
It is perfectly proper and right fora man to kill off all his enemies by cou-verti- ujr
them into friend. :
The man who insists that there isuever anything lo- -t is respectfully re-
quested to bring back our umbrella."Norristotm Herald.
" I don't like to have my husbandchew tobacco," remarked a young,mar-rie- d
lady, "but I put up w'lli it, for thotin-fo- il is just too handy foranything'iudoiug up ury front crimps! Sohiir-vill- e
Journal. h tBlessings brighten as they take their
flight. So no sky-rocke- ts, for that mat-ter. Therefore, "why not let off yourblessings? They don't lighten up thisworld of sorrow until Uie arc used.A, i. Examiner.
A high-scho- ol girl has been tellingher friends that her "papa is going. tohave a four thousand dollar mortgageon their house." and she asked tlieriTalito call and see her when she gets'ir putup. Excliawjt:
A fence, rail was blown--righ- tthrough the bi.dy of a mule by the .Mis-sissippi cyclone. - the story goes. 'Pos-.-ib- ly
a cyclone 'might get tne- - best of amule, but it i almost too much to' ex-
pect. Hartford I'vvt. jWillie has a four-year-o- ld sLter
Mary, who complained to mamnia'ihather "button shoes were hurting" 'her."Why, Mattie. you have put them onthe wrong feet." Puzzled and ready tocry, she made answer "W hat'H I domamma? They're all the feet Tvagot." Idea of live Innocents.
No. young man, itdoseu'thurt.youa partible to sow your wild oats. Goahead and sow as "you wish. But it'sthe gathering in' of the crop that willmake you. howl. And you havo togather it, too. If you didn't it gathersvou in, and one is a great deal worsethan the other. N. Y. Baptist Weekly.
Dr. Schlieman, who has been1 dig-
ging at Thermoplyie. says he can not finda single trace of Leouidas aud his bravethree huudred Spartan-- . It is verystrange. But perhaps some Ohio grave-robbe-rs
were there before the Doctor.The outrage should be investigated aadthe guilty punished. Xorrstown Her-ald.
"The boy chimb the tree and madethe coon git,' ' wrote a Montana teacheron the blackboard. " Now,, . pupils,where's the bad grammar in that sen-tence?" Ndne (hired hazard a con-jecture. The pedagogue called' them aset of wooden heads, with brains as softas squash pie. Then he triumphantlyaltered the " git " into "get " and hadethem admire the pure, unadulteratedsentence- - as it stood fresh from thohands-o- f a master. Rome (N. F.) fleis--tinel. -
An Intelligent Dg.Mr. A. C. Collins, of the Connecticut
Rivr Lumber Company, owns a pointerdog of more than usual intelligence.! Bykindnes Mr. Collins has trained thisdog, not only to be a first-cla- ss hunter,but to do a "number of tricks, some ofwhich it would seem almost impossibleto teach a dog or any other animaL Atthe word of command the do will putone foot on a chair, either the "right orleft may be designated, it malces no
there is no failure: to ;put upthe one named; at the next command,up goes foot No. 2, then 3 and 4follow with the bodv, which then fliesover the back of the chair. The dogwill hand a person either the right orleft foot as asked for,yawn,gape,sneeze,
'kiss his master on face or hand as told,go and look out of the window, fetch orcarry papers, take a handkerchief -- oat
,of ,a pocket, walk lame on any footnamed, jump over anything tliat. isnamed to him, lie down, sit, or --standup; in fact, he will do almost anythinghe is quietly told to do, showing thatthe? dog understands many words. , Allthis was brought about by kindness'tothe animal, Mr. Collins never havinggiven the dog-- a blow with hand prwhiip.--vHor(ird (Conn. Times. :