The Brolly MagazineEASA009 ITALIA . DARFO BOARIO TERME . TUTTE LE NOTIZIE . SEMPRE! 30 JULY . ISSUE 5

Sangria mega-meltdown Party special We have no clue what those bloody Spaniards were thinking, but it’s obvious the idea was completely buzzcocked. 600 liters of the annoyingly sweetening fruitaliscious liquor to be distributed over 6 british blokes. Not before long the nipple twisting mania got started, eliminating all little that was left of everybodies inhibitions. Making it the perfect opportunity to test the new party spot: the Gym! After the roof failed to really pump up the jam and the tent is always finished at five to twelve, this was the ideal place for Billy to test his new dress and for UK to finally squeeze that package in some sexy tights. The gym proved to be a great place for those two elctrocutie dutchies, allthough apparently the french wished for some more salsa. Maybe they just did not drink enough, leaving the spanish with a wooping 300€ profit in their backpocket for another Sangria-Night! Does not matter spanjards, it was awesome, thanks for the mindmelting hangover.

Lost

reminder for the ladies: tights are not pants...

Sam Patterson (UK) lost his dignity, you may go look for it, but it most likely just died out of misery.

Billy Mooney (IR) lost his female Virginity right after the Auction- we only found one left nipple of his body!

Cecily Weeks (IR) lost her Green Cup, its the same huge thing Helen-Rose Condon (IR) is carring around the entire time during EASA.

Joe Frame (UK): If you find him high-5 him!

this also applies to Sam from the UK.

FoundTrue Romance. We believe lots of peo-ple found their EASA Flirt, since National evening is almost at the End, the Sangria Party even helped out with that!

One Green Cup half full of Sangria, claim it back or we ll drink it.

Too many racist remarks on the walls. Where’s the EASA-spirit in that?

The Question of the Giorno after Sangria PartyWHAT IS YOUR BEST HANGOVER CURE?

Olga (SER)Rakija - spirit made of plum (my grandmother makes it)

Pavle (SER)Not waking up. Ever

Rune (DK)A beautiful girl. And an English Breakfast.

Hugo (FR)2 Litres of water before bed and DDD. Wash your mouth, then the pill, then shower and massage your head. Then the spiciest kebab in town, and get rid of everything inside you. 30 mins. Toilet. A good one

Ralitsa Stoynova (BUL)There is none.

Thomas (BEL)Keep Drinking

Gamze (TUR)Taking showers

Hanna-Maria (FIN)Earl grey tea

Donnchadha (IRL)2 aspirin, 1 burnt toast, Lu-cozade, black and white pud-ding, and a shot of gin.

Matt (UK)Hair of the dog. A bit of guiness, I get gas from lager and I like thick things

Dijana (MKD)Something White.... like earplugs

Conor (IRL)Dioralyte before sleeping

(rehydration salts for diao-herra with electrolytes)

Matt (UK)Fried eggs, a coke, tea, and yogurt. Works everytime. Except here.

Sven (GER)Have a shower, brush my teeth, then “Konterbier”

Ciara (IRL)The blue crash mat in the gym

Sean Feenney (IRL)Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Clemes (AT)Water, 5 Litres minimum

Cecili (IRL)Ice berger Ice cream - vanilla ice cream sandwiched between 2 bis-cuits, its all cold and like hmmm, and your head is all hot and its all cold

Jan (NL)Waking up early with a newspaper and an expresso