> >did you find hard to find someone by the name dr. xyzabc singh, md, mbbs >?> >well the reason is put below :> >> >SARDAR IN MEDICAL SCHOOL> >> >Once upon a time, a sardar applied to a> >medical school - needless to say he never made it.> >> >You know why ????> >> >These are the answers he gave:> >> >Antibody - against everyone> >Artery - the study of fine paintings> >Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria> >Benign - what you be after you be eight> >Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u> >Caesarian Section - a district in Rome> >Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing> >Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty> >Chronic - neck of a crow> >Coma - punctuation mark> >Cortisone - area around local court> >Cyst - short for sister> >Diagnosis - person with slanted nose> >Dilate - The late British Princess Diana> >Dislocation - in this place> >Duodenum - couple in blue jeans> >Enema - not a friend> >False Labor - pretending to work> >Genes - blue denim> >Hernia - she is close by> >Hymen - greeting to several males> >Labor Pain - hurt at work> >Lactose - people without feet> >Lymph - walk unsteadily> >Menopause - I no wait> >Microbes - small dressing gowns> >Obesity - City of Obe> >Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize> >Protein - in favor of teens> >Pulse - grain> >Pus - small cat> >Red Blood Count - Dracula> >Rupture - Ecstasy> >Secretion - hiding anything> >Subcutaneous - not cute enough> >Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"> >Tablet - small table> >Tumor - extra pair> >Ultrasound - radical noise> >Urine - opposite of you're out> >Varicose - very close> >Vas Deferens - extremely different Vein at what time?> >Vitreous Humor - both witty & funn> >