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WiththesnowfallandseasonalcheercomesGarber’sannualholidayShow-Off.Amixtureofextraordinarymusicaltalents,dancersandentertainersmakestheirwaytothestagetoflauntwhattheyhavebeenpracticingformonthsonend.Entitled“AClassicCartoonChristmas,”thewidevarietyofactsshowcasessomeofGarber’smostcreativeindividualsandbroughtoutmanyasmileinthecrowd.Thisyear’saudiencewasincrediblyenthusiasticandjoinedintheactswhenevertheygotthechance,eithersinging“Hallelujah”withtheAlumniBandorclappingtothebeatofvariousothermusicalnumbers.

Garber’schoirs,handbellplayers,GarberGuysandLadiesGleeClubsharedthestagewithquiteafewnewfacesthisyear.The2013VarsityFootballTeamhelpedtheCheerteamtocreateanexquisitepresentationbyliftingandtossingmanyofthegirlstowardsthesky.Beginningwithafewcartwheels,theboysdidafantasticjobandtheCheerteam,asalways,wasspectacular.NextwehadmembersoftheGirlsCrossCountryTeam,whodemonstratedproofthatnotonlyaretheysuperbrunners,theycanalsoholdtheirownonthedancefloor.DancingtoaremixofthefamousLionKingopener“CircleofLife,”theteammadepowerfuluseofthefirstlyricsinthesongbyhavingcoachMarkKnappliftfreshmanJennaJeczmionkaoverhisheadtorecreatethemovie’smostfamousscene.

Theschoolboardmadequitethesplashonstagewiththeirperformanceof“Cups”fromthemoviePitchPerfectandtheirhilariousbutimpressivecostumes.ForeignLanguageDaydancersalsogottheirchancetohitthestagewitharenditionoftheiraward-winning“Señorita”dance.Thesehard-workingindividualsbroughtanexcellentbitofLatinspicetothisyear’sshow.

JohnVanDenBoom,CoordinatorandDirectoroftheHolidayShow-Off,gracedtheaudiencewithhispresencebyactingalongsideLaurenOuellette,SpencerSmigiel,AubrieSmithandothersinaCharlieBrownChristmasnumber.Playingpianoandconductingthescene,VanDenBoomwasabletogiveanincredibleperformance.RoundingofftheactswerebrilliantfluteandsaxsolosbyAmandaBrantleyandCarterSpearstadtoBeyonce’s“Halo”aswellasLydiaGreaniaplayingherbaritonetothetuneof“Demons”byImagineDragons.Garber’sdanceteamperformedalyricalroutinetotheholidayclassic,“AllIWantForChristmasIsYou.”

Allinall,thisyear’sperformancesbroughtholidaycheertoallandleftthecrowdwithsmilesallaround.Withtheadventofafewnewfaces,wehopethatthisyear’sshowwasthestartofsomenewtraditionsonthestage.

Showing Off: Garber’s Talent Hits The Stage

By Brady Kenniston

2 LOCALTheDimension-December2013

2013-2014 Dimension StaffLayout:BradyKenniston

Staff: HannahNelletBreaSiegristSienaStetsonMelanieThomasElizabethTraver

StevenAxtellCarlyGrillsOliviaGrillsAdamGuntherSpencerJohnsonAlexWhiteKaraBadour Advisor:Mrs.Bromberg

Where Have All the Bears Gone?Opinion: The Standardized Testing

Inrecentyears,bothpoliticiansandscientistshavediscussedthetopicofglobalwarming.It’sapressingissueonitswaytobeingsolved,butit’saslowprocess.Theoriginofourcurrentclimateclimbcomesfromus,humans.

Wehaveemittedsomuchcarbondioxideandhaveallowedsomuchofthegreenhousegasestobuildupinouratmospherethatthereisnowaholeinourozonelayer.Itnolongercanprotectthatareaofearthfromtheharmfulraysoftoomuchsun.Icethatwasnormallyreflectingheatbackintospaceisnowmelting.Thelandandwateritexposestrapsinheatandcausesmoreicetomelt.It’sadownwardspiral.

ThemostconcerningpartofitisthatithasaffectedthewildlifefoundneartheArcticCircle.Particularlyupsetarethelivesofpolarbears.

PolarbearsarerelativesofthegrizzlythatliveshereintheUnitedStates.Theyfeedmostlyonseals,butalsoconsumethecarcassesofwhalesandthelike.Denstypicallyaren’tapartoftheirlifestyle,althoughwhenabearhascubs,theymakethewarmabodesforthem.Theyswimbetweenicefloessearchingforfood,normallypullingsealsthathavesurfacedforairontotheicetoconsumethem.Theproblemisthattheiriceismelting.

Likethemajorityofmammals,whenpolarbearshavetoswimfortoolong,theygetexhausted.Thishasledtodrowninginsomecases.ANationalWildlifeFederationarticlestatesthat,“Afemalepolarbearreportedlyswamforninedays-nonstop-acrosstheBeaufortSeabeforereachinganicefloe,costingher22percentofherweightandhercub.”Surelythisisnottheonlycaseofitskind.

In2008,thepolarbearbecamethefirstvertebratetojointheU.S.endangeredspecieslistduetobeingatriskfromclimatechange.Themoreicemelts,thelargerthedistancethereisbetweensheets.Fewersealscanbeseenbythenewiceedge.Thebearsarebeginningtostarveforlackoffood.PolarbearswholivesouthoftheArcticCirclehavetowaitlongerforicetofreezesotheycanhunt.Inthistimetheymustfast,butthespanbetweenmealsisgrowingtoogreat.

Tolearnmoreaboutwaysyoucanhelpthisdwindlingpopulationofmagnificentbears,goonlinetohttp://bit.ly/1iNae2t

It’snottoolatetohelp;everysmallchoicemakesadifference.

Standardizedtesting.Everystudent,teacherandfacultymemberatGarberisfamiliarwiththesebeasts.Throughoutourtimeinthedistrictwearegivenanumberofthesetests,theMEAP,ACT,SAT,MME,theAPexams,andeventhosedreadedpre-testsweallgrumbleourwaythrough.Andalloftheseservesomegoodpurpose.Idounderstandthattheprogressofteacherandstudentdoesneedtobemeasured,andIfindnofaultwiththat,butatwhatpointisitbecomingjusttoomuch?

PerhapsmymainproblemlieswiththeMEAP,oratleasthowearlywestartit.Fromthetimeweareinthe3rdgrade(8yearsold)wearefocusingnearlytwowholemonthsononetest.Andtheworstpartisthattheteacherswilltellustogetagoodnight’ssleep,andeatagoodbreakfast,andwillgiveusallsortsofstudytools,andheck,weevengotagranolabarandjuiceboxonthemorningofthetest.It’sasifastarving8-year-oldkidworkingonnobreakfastand4hoursofsleepdoesn’tmatteranyotherdaybesidesMEAPday.Whenthestandardizedtestscomeout,apparentlysodoesourempathy.

Donotgetmewrong:Idon’tblameourschooldistrictorourteachershereoratanylevel;Iblamethewaytheentiresystemissetup.Wearefocusingallthisattentionononeobjective,randomizedtest.Notallkidsaretheperfectpieceinthestandardizedtestingpuzzle,andbyquiteliterallytryingtoforceourkidstospendalloftheirtimeonthiswearelimitingtheirabilitytodiscoverothertalents,findnewinterests,readnewbooks,andjustbecuriousandinquisitivekids.

Iunderstandtheneedforsometrackingofprogress,butourobsessionwiththesetestsreallyscaresme…Anditshouldscareyoutoo.

By Kara Badour

By Adam Gunther

3TheDimension-October2013

Humanshaveaproclivitytojumptoconclusionsaboutpeoplebasedonhowtheylook.It’sthefirstperceptionreceivedofaperson;thefirstclueofwhetherornotyou’dgetalongtogether.Thisbasicconceptpeakedourinterest.Whatifweweretodressandactdifferentlythanourusualselves?

WetestedourtheoryattheBayCityMall,showingupinbaggysweatshirtsandjeans.Inthisoutfit,wewereessentiallyignored.Peoplepracticallylookedthroughusaswewalkedfromstoretostore.Wequicklyabandonedthatoutfitandchangedintoourmostfemininegetup.Westruttedaroundthemall,talkinginloudvoicesaboutalltheshoppingwehaddoneovertheweek. WhilewalkingoutofMarshall’s,weoverheardpeoplemockingourhigh-pitched,squeakytonesthroughtheirsnickering.Ofcoursetherewereoddglancesexchangedwhenweheardthem,buttheykeptontheirway.AtDeb’s,wewerewelcomedwarmly;howeverwecouldn’tsaythesameforSpencer’s.Afterafewminutesofconfusedeyesstaringatus,theemployeesgotbacktotheirwork,stiflinglaughteraswepointedtoaposterofamarijuanaleafandnoisilyaskedeachother,“Whyaretheremapleleavesalloverthisstore?Thisisn’tCanada!”

Thefinalensemblewasanalternative-punkoutfitjustdarkenoughtofrightenseveralgroupsofpre-teengirls.Mallemployeestriedtheirbesttoavoiduscompletely--exceptforClaire’s,thatis.InClaire’s,wesawapersonworkingformallsecurity,whomadeeyecontactwithusandimmediatelypickeduphisradioandstartedtalking.Afterbrowsingthroughthegauges,wenoticedanothermallsecuritycophadbeensummonedintothestore.Takingthehint,weshuffledout.

Butthemostsubstantialoccurrencewaswhenwewentintothebathroomtofixourmakeup.Afterweheardawomanmuttertoherfriendthatwe“lookedlikeHarryPotter”,anelderlywomanapproachedthemirrorwestoodinfrontof.Weexpectedamuchmoreshockedreactionfromapersonherage,but,instead,shesmiledatusandsaidwelookedverypretty.Shetoldusthatshewasyoungonce,too,andthatsheunderstood.Aftercommentingthatwehadmadeherdayandutteringablessing,thewomanwalkedoutoftherestroom.

Ifanythingistobetakenfromthis,itistoenforcetheoldsaying“don’tjudgeabookbyitscover.”Inreality,weactnothinglikethepersonalitiesweportrayed.Hadthepeoplewhosnickeredatourpitchyvoicesandstaredinhorroratourblacklipstickcameuptochat,theywouldhaveseentherealpeoplepeekingoutthroughourfalseidentities:twoteensjustasaverageastherest.

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Costumes at the Mall Gives Wearers a Taste of Bullying

Social Experiments:By Elizabeth Traver & Brea Siegrist

4TheDimension-December2013

Overthepastyears,Garberhashadmanyhomecomingqueensenjoythespotlightforaday.Thistime,oneofourhomecomingqueensgetstoenjoythespotlightasecondtime,NATIONALLY.Thisyears’homecomingqueen,SummerSharrard,wasselectedbytheAutoZoneLibertyBowltojointhemforthegameinMemphis,Tennessee,alongwithotherselectedhomecomingqueens.

Itallstartedfromjustthecompletionofoneform.Mrs.King,ascienceteacheratGarberaswellastheStudentCouncilAdvisor,informedSummeraboutthisopportunity.Summerfilledintheforms,whichbasicallyaskedaboutherinvolvementinthecommunity,school,gradesetc.Itwasanoverallevaluation.

Shesaidthatshewasn’treallyexpectingit,butshewassuperexcitedwhenthecongratulatorylettercamehome.“Everyoneinmyfamilyisexcited.MyparentsandoneofmysisterswillbejoiningmedowninMemphis.”

Familyisn’ttheonlyfactorthatsupportsSummer.Herfriendshereatschoolalsosupportheralot.“Allmyfriendsareexcitedandreallyhappyforme.WhenIgottheletter,Itexted[myfriend]ThressabecauseIhadtoldheraboutthiswhenIsentitin.” Summerwillbejoiningotherhomecomingqueensfromdifferentpartsofthecountry,participatinginmanyfun-filledactivities,fromtakingpartinaparadetovisitingSt.Jude’sChildren’sHospital.Asidefromtheseperks,shewillbeparticipatingintheHalftimeShowoftheAutoZoneLibertyBowl,whichwillbetelecastonESPN.

SummerhasraisedthenameofGarbertoanationalplatformbydemonstratingleadershipinhercommunityandbeingacommittedstudent.SoifyouseeSummerinthehallway,congratulateheronreceivingsuchanamazingopportunity.She’sastudentofwhomwecanallbeproud.

Mrs. Bromberg

“WhenIwassix,myparentsbribedmygreat-uncleandmycousintocomeovertomyhouseonChristmasEveandpretendthattheywereSantalandingonmyroofwithhisreindeer.Hethrewsnowballsontotheroofandbangedonthewallsandthedoorwhileringingsleighbells.MysisterandIwerescreamingwithexcitement,butwhenthenoisesdiedout,wewereterrifiedthatSantahadleftwithoutcominginbecauseweweren’tasleep.Ourparentstoldusthathemightcomebackifwewenttobedrightaway.InthemorningwediscoveredSantahadreturnedandleftpresentsforeveryone.Yearslater,Ifoundouttherealstory.ThesadpartisImanagedtoconvinceanon-believingboyinmythirdgradeclassthatSantaClausisreal,basedonthisstory.Hewasprobablycrushedandshockedwhenhedidn’tgetanythingfromSantathatyear.”

Mr. Discher

“ItwasthedaywhenSantapulledupina1968green,rustyChevyvan.WhenIaskedhimwherethereindeerwhere,hesaidtheywereresting.Heproceededtoopenthetrunkofhiscarandhandmeatoy,ashrunkenheadkit.“

Mr. Shannon

“WhilewatchingHowtheGrinchStoleChristmas,mydadturnedofftheTVbeforetheGrinchgothisheart.So,IthoughtthattheGrinchneverhadaheartsohewasajerkandendedupruiningChristmasforeverybody.”

Mr. Knapp

Mr.Knapp’sfavoriteChristmasmemoryisonefromhishighschoolyears.It’sreallyquiteaninterestingstory.Hesaysthathisfamily’ssumppumpquitworkingonChristmasEve.Theyallwenttochurchthatevening,butuponreturninghomediscoveredthebasementfloortobesubmersedinwater.Thebestsolutiontothisuntimelymess,itwasdecided,wastosweepalloftheoneandonehalfinchesofwaterbackintothesumppump.TothisdayhestillregardstheoccasionasbeingpossiblythebestChristmasmemoirthusfar.Itisn’texactlyatraditionalChristmas-eysortofmemory,butdefinitelyoneworthhearing.

Summer Sharrard to Memphis!By Melanie Thomas

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