Digital Booklet - Catch Me if You Can

Margo Lion Hal Luftig

Stacey Mindich Yasuhiro Kawana Scott & Brian Zeilinger The Rialto Group The Araca Group

Michael Watt Barbara & Buddy Freitag Jay & Cindy Gutterman/Pittsburgh CLO Elizabeth Williams

Johnny Roscoe Productions/Van Dean Fakston Productions/Solshay Productions Patty Baker/Richard Winkler

Nederlander Presentations Inc. and Warren Trepp

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Remmel T. Dickinson Paula Herold/Kate Lear Stephanie P. McClelland Jamie deRoy Barry Feirstein Rainerio J. Reyes

Rodney Rigby Loraine Boyle Amuse Inc. Joseph & Matthew Deitch/Cathy Chernoff Joan Stein/Jon Murray

The 5th Avenue Theatre

PRESENT

Norbert Leo Butz Aaron Tveit

THE MUSICAL

Based on the DreamWorks Motion Picture

BOOK BY MUSIC BY LYRICS BY

Terrence McNally Marc Shaiman Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman

STARRING

Tom Wopat

Rachel de Benedet Linda Hart Nick Wyman Jay Armstrong Johnson

Joe Cassidy Timothy McCuen Piggee Brandon Wardell

Sara Andreas Alex Ellis Will Erat Jennifer Frankel Lisa Gajda

Bob Gaynor Kearran Giovanni Nick Kenkel Grasan Kingsberry Michael X. Martin

Aleks Pevec Kristin Piro Rachelle Rak Joe Aaron Reid Angie Schworer

Sabrina Sloan Sarrah Strimel Charlie Sutton Katie Webber Candice Marie Woods

AND

Kerry Butler

SCENIC DESIGN COSTUME DESIGN LIGHTING DESIGN SOUND DESIGN

David Rockwell William Ivey Long Kenneth Posner Steve Canyon Kennedy

CASTING WIG & HAIR DESIGN ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR ASSOCIATE CHOREOGRAPHERS

Telsey + Company Paul Huntley Matt Lenz Joey Pizzi Nick Kenkel

PRODUCTION STAGE MANAGER MUSIC COORDINATOR TECHNICAL SUPERVISOR

Rolt Smith John Miller Chris Smith/Smitty

ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS ADVERTISING PRESS REPRESENTATIVE GENERAL MANAGER

Brian Smith T. Rick Hayashi SpotCo The Hartman Group The Charlotte Wilcox Company

ARRANGEMENTS BY ORCHESTRATIONS BY

Marc Shaiman Marc Shaiman & Larry Blank

MUSIC DIRECTION BY

John McDaniel

CHOREOGRAPHED BY

Jerry Mitchell

DIRECTED BY

Jack OBrien

The World Premiere of Catch Me If You Can was produced by The 5th Avenue Theatre,

David Armstrong, Executive Producer and A

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Frank Abagnale, Jr. - AARON TVEIT

Agent Carl Hanratty - NORBERT LEO BUTZ

Frank Abagnale, Sr. - TOM WOPAT

Paula Abagnale - RACHEL de BENEDET

Brenda Strong - KERRY BUTLER

Roger Strong - NICK WYMAN

Carol Strong - LINDA HART

The Frank Abagnale, Jr. Players:

SARA ANDREAS, JOE CASSIDY, ALEX ELLIS,

WILL ERAT, JENNIFER FRANKEL, LISA

GAJDA, BOB GAYNOR, KEARRAN GIOVANNI,

JAY ARMSTRONG JOHNSON, NICK KENKEL,

GRASAN KINGSBERRY, MICHAEL X. MARTIN,

ALEKS PEVEC, TIMOTHY McCUEN PIGGEE,

KRISTIN PIRO, RACHELLE RAK, JOE AARON

REID, ANGIE SCHWORER, SABRINA SLOAN,

SARRAH STRIMEL, CHARLIE SUTTON,

BRANDON WARDELL, KATIE WEBBER,

CANDICE MARIE WOODS

Conductor - JOHN MCDANIEL

Associate Conductor/Synth 2 - LON HOYT

Reeds - TODD GROVES, RICK HECKMAN, ALDEN BANTA

Trumpets/Flugels - DAVE TRIGG, TREVOR NEUMANN, TONY KADLECK

Trombone - ALAN FERBER

Piano - JASON SHERBUNDY

Guitar - LARRY SALTZMAN

Synth/Guitar - BRIAN KOONIN

Drums - CLINT DE GANON

Percussion - JOE PASSARO

Timpani - BEN HERMAN

Concert Master - RICK DOLAN

Violins - BELINDA WHITNEY, MICHAEL ROTH, ROB SHAW, DALE STUCKENBRUCK, MARTIN AGEE, JOYCE HAMMANN, CENOVIA CUMMINS

Celli - CLAY RUEDE, JESSE LEVY, RICHARD LOCKER

Bass - VINCE FAY

Organ - KEITH COTTON

Music Coordinator: John Miller

Keyboard Programmer: Synthlink LLC, Jim Harp

CAST

ORCHESTRA

1. LIVE IN LIVING COLOR (Frank, Jr. and Ensemble)

2. THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE (Frank, Sr., Frank, Jr., Ladies)

3. SOMEONE ELSES SKIN (Frank, Jr. and Ensemble)

4. JET SET (Frank, Jr. and Ensemble)

5. DONT BREAK THE RULES (Hanratty and Ensemble)

6. BUTTER OUTTA CREAM (Frank, Sr., Frank, Jr.)

7. THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES (Hanratty)

8. CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR (Hanratty, Frank, Jr., Frank, Sr., Paula)

9. DOCTORS ORDERS (Nurses)

10. DONT BE A STRANGER (Paula, Frank, Sr.)

11. LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN (Frank, Sr., Hanratty)

12. SEVEN WONDERS (Frank, Jr., Brenda)

13. (OUR) FAMILY TREE (Carol, Roger, Brenda, Frank, Jr. and Strong Family Singers)

14. FLY, FLY AWAY (Brenda)

15. GOODBYE (Frank, Jr.)

16. STUCK TOGETHER (STRANGE BUT TRUE) (Frank, Jr., Hanratty and Company)

17. FIFTY CHECKS (Frank, Sr.)BONUS

TRACK LIST

WHEN I WAS 16, I had no idea Id have written a book, had a movie made, or have

a musical open on Broadway that followed my adventures as a teenager. At 16, a run-

away and alone, I went day to day with whatever opportunity presented itself. A door

closes, a window opens, right? In my case, those windows were cracked just wide

enough to allow me to squeeze through to get me to the next day.

After I served my time in prison, a bigger window opened up. This one allowed me

to pay back society ten-fold. For nearly 40 years Ive been helping corporations and

government agencies make committing forgery and counterfeit much more dificult.

Through the technologies Ive created, your birth certiicate, your drivers license, cash,

and the checks you write are much safer and more secure. No system, of course, is

foolproof and anyone who thinks so fails to take into consideration the creativity of

fools take it if from a guy who was very foolish from ages 16-21.

Enjoy the memorable music from this show. Its my music, from my time. I remember

hearing the irst four songs when this show was being developed, and I was blown

away. I thought all the music was fantastic. Jet Set is my favorite. Butter Outta

Cream is another favorite because they take one of my dads expressions and make it

into an incredible song. Dont Break the Rules just stops the show, Goodbye is so

very powerful, and Kerry Butlers Fly, Fly Away gives me goosebumps. The music and

the story really carry with it a message that I hope comes across and that is a message

of redemption. No matter what has gone before, you can start again.

Its the opportunity that this great country gives you and its waiting for you.

FRANK ABAGNALE, JR.

In the late 1960s at Miami International Airport, FBI Agent Carl Hanratty inally apprehends his

most elusive suspect. A single warning shot is enough to halt the infamous Frank Abagnale, Jr.

in his tracks, but appealing to his audience, the young con man has one last trick up his sleeve.

Frank transforms the airport into the glittering set of a television variety special, using his own

special brand of magic to tell his story LIVE IN LIVING COLOR.

Everything is swept away as Frank, Jr. explains his storyeven Agent Hanratty is persuaded

to allow him his say, with the promise that at the end, Frank will tell him anything he wants

to know. As the host of his own T.V. spectacular, like Hullaballoo, or The Dean Martin

Show, Frank sets up the perfect version of his early suburban life in New Rochelle, N.Y. and

explains how his fathers inluence taught him that a uniform and appearance can make all

the difference: THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE.

When I.R.S. debts force his father to close the family store and move his family from their

home to an apartment, Frank, Jr. also soon learns of his mothers inidelity. These rev-

elations land the young man in family court without warning, when his parents decide

to separate. Unable to accept the situation and refusing to choose between his parents,

Frank runs away to New York City to live in SOMEONE ELSES SKIN. His surprising skill at

evasion and newfound knack for passing bad checks allow the 16 year-old to survive and

almost thrive.

It also attracts the eventual interest of the FBI. As Agent Hanratty puts the pieces together

and begins to draw a bead on the up-and-coming counterfeiter, fate brings a beautiful

bevy of airline stewardesses directly into Franks path. Deciding to move on from his life of

petty crime, he passes himself off as a Pan Am pilot, escaping into the excitement of the

JET SET. Infuriated by his inability to pin down the elusive mystery man, Hanratty explains

why he became an FBI Agent with his dogged determination to catch his target: DONT

BREAK THE RULES. Meanwhile, Frank impresses his father, Frank, Sr. with his glamorous

new life as a pilot, encouraging him to win back his business and his wife, and rebuild the

family they have lost: BUTTER OUTTA CREAM.

SYNOPSISACT ONE

As Frank, Jr. criss-crosses the globe, living the high life, Agent Hanratty and his men follow

his trail from motel to motel, trying to discover more about THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES.

Finding an uninished letter that proves an important clue, the FBI agents follow Frank,

Jr. to Los Angeles, where Hanratty inally comes face-to-face with his man. However, once

more, Frank pulls a fast one, passing himself off as a Secret Service Agent and slipping right

out of Hanrattys grasp. Humiliated, Hanratty and his men return to D.C., followed, this

time, by Frank, who telephones Hanratty from a phone booth on Christmas Eve: CHRIST-

MAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR. After catching a glimpse of Frank through the window

on the snowy street outside his ofice, Hanratty realizes for the irst time that this master

con-artist is just a kid.

Feeling the hot breath of the FBI down his neck, Frank, Jr. escapes to Atlanta, where he

immediately falls in with the crowd of young, hard-partying doctors and nurses who

populate the apartment complex he now calls home. Characteristically, he pretends to

be a doctor, quickly inding innocuous work as the overnight E.R. supervisor at Atlanta

General Hospital: DOCTORS ORDERS. With the new identity of Dr. Frank Connors, he inally

encounters the girl who will change his life, the honest and innocent Brenda Strong, and

is instantly smitten.

In the meantime, Agent Hanratty has begun to tighten the noose, and inds Franks now-

remarried mother, Paula: DONT BE A STRANGER. Subsequently, Hanratty locates Franks fa-

ther, Frank, Sr., in a local dive bar and prods him for information on his sons whereabouts:

LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN. Learning that neither parent intends to help apprehend their son,

and deeply disturbed by their lack of parental responsibility, Hanratty begins to feel con-

cern for the welfare of this brilliantly gifted, if obviously misdirected, young man.

Frank Jr., meanwhile, has fallen in love with Brenda, and intends to marry her and give up

his life as a doctor: SEVEN WONDERS. The pair travel to New Orleans to meet her parents,

narrowly missing Agent Hanratty and the FBI, who have now tracked Frank to Atlanta Gen-

ACT TWO

eral. Enamored with the wholesome and stable Strong family, Frank convinces Brendas

father, a District Attorney, that he is not only a doctor, but a lawyer as well, and, in a rare

moment of honesty, persuades the Strongs of his true feelings for Brenda. They accept his

proposal to their daughter and welcome them into their happy household: (OUR) FAMILY

TREE. Frank settles into life as a lawyer working for his father-in-law to-be.

After phoning Agent Hanratty to tell him hes ready to quit the game and end the chase,

Frank lets slip that he is now engaged to be married. Hanratty, who has been waiting for

Frank to make such a mistake, pursues the boy to his engagement party in New Orleans

but arrives a moment too late: Frank has confessed the truth to Brenda and led out a win-

dow. Hanratty begs Brenda to tell him where to ind her ianc, but she resolves to cover

his tracks so she can join him later in Miami, as he begged her to do: FLY, FLY AWAY.

A gunshot brings us back to to the moment we began at Miami International Airport,

as Hanratty sends the other agents away and tries to bring Frank in on his own. In one

last desperate attempt, the young trickster not only tries to escape, but virtually blows

away the entire conceit hes so cleverly constructed, while learning from Hanratty of

Brendas unintended betrayal and the devastating news that his father, Frank Sr., has

died: GOODBYE.

Everyone has disappeared except for the intrepid Agent Hanratty, who refuses to give

up on the talented young man. Cornered and defeated, Frank agrees to turn himself

in, only to have Hanratty offer the support and the guidance he has been denied for so

long. The FBI Agent promises to help Frank secure an early release from prison with the

promise of a second career: helping Hanratty catch other counterfeiters and forgers

as a member of the FBI. Frank, Jr. acknowledges both the loss of his father and his un-

likely newfound friendship as he accepts Hanrattys offer of a new life: STUCK TOGETHER

(STRANGE BUT TRUE).

LIVE IN LIVING

COLOR

FRANK JR.

LIVE IN LIVING COLORLET ME TAKE YOU FOR A RIDEYES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLORSO SIT BACK AND LET ME BE YOUR T.V. GUIDE!

I GOTTA STORY ID LIKE TO TELLBUT IM GONNA NEED HELP TO TELL IT WELLI GOTTA STORY ABOUT FAME AND MONEYAND ITS GOT MORE CURVES THAN A PLAYBOY BUNNYI WANNA LIVE NOT JUST SURVIVEI WANNA TELL MY STORY LIVEAND IN LIVING COLOR!

FRANK JR. & ENSEMBLE

LIVE IN LIVING COLORSOMETHING SPECIALS UP TONIGHTYES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLORLIFE AINT LIVED IN BLACK AND WHITE!

FRANK JR.

I GOTTA TALE OF A GREAT ROMANCERAND ITS GOT MORE MOVES THAN A GO-GO DANCERI GOT A STORY THATS FAST AND SLICKAND ITS GOT MORE TWISTS THAN A PEPPERMINT STICK

I DONT HAVE THE TIME FOR THE NINE TO FIVEI GOTTA TELL MY STORY LIVEAND IN LIVING COLOR!


LIVE IN LIVING COLORAND ITS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MEYES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLORTHIS WONT FIT IN YOUR T.V.!

FRANK JR.

WHATS A NAME?JUST WINDOW DRESSINGEVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ITS THE CLOTHES THAT MAKE THE MAN

PLAY THE GAMEJUST KEEP EM GUESSINGMIX AND MATCH METRY TO CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

I GOTTA STORY THATS STRANGE BUT TRUESO COME FLY WITH ME FOR A BIRDS-EYE VIEW IVE GOT THE WORLD AT MY COMMANDAND ILL BE YOUR ONE-MAN DISNEYLAND

I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR THE COPS TO ARRIVE I WANNA TELL MY STORY LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR


LIVE IN LIVING COLORTUNE ME IN AND TURN ME ONYES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLORBLINK YOUR EYES AND ILL BE GONE

YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLORTUNE ME IN AND TURN ME ONYES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLORBLINK YOUR EYES BLINK YOUR EYES AND ILL BE GONE!

AARON TVEIT & COMPANY

THE PINSTRIPESARE ALL THAT THEY SEE

FRANK SR.

WHEN YOUR MOTHER WALKED INTOTHAT DANCEHALL IN MONTRICHARDWHAT DID SHE SEE?THROUGH THE HAZE OF CHAMPAGNEDID SHE NOTICE MY BRAINOR MY COLLEGE DEGREE?

KID, WHAT SHE SAWWAS THE UNIFORM!THROUGH THE DIRT AND DEBRISYES, THOSE LADIES GAVE THANKSTO US VISITING YANKSCAUSE THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE

WHEN A PILOT WALKS ONTO THE PLANEALL THE PASSENGERS SMILE AND RELAX

GIRLS

SMILE AND RELAX

FRANK SR.

DO THEY KNOW HES STILL TIGHTFROM THAT PARTY LAST NIGHTOR THE BACK TO BACK JACKS?

GIRLS

STEWED TO THE MAX

FRANK SR.

NO! WHAT THEY SEE IS THE UNIFORM

AARON TVEIT & TOM WOPAT

HOW IT FITS TO A TLIKE THE VISITING TEAMTHAT THE YANKEES WILL CREAMTHE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE

IF YOU WANNA BE A SOMEONEYOU CANT LOOK LIKE A BUMA BOOKS JUDGED BY ITS COVERTHATS THE FIRST RULE OF THUMB

I WANNA SEE YA TAKE OFFSTRAIGHT TO THE TOP FLOORSTART DRESSIN TO IMPRESS EMAND SON YOULL STROLL IN THE FRONT DOORA KID IN A MANS CANDY STORE

EVERY LAWYERS BESPOKE TO THE NINES TO A JURY HES SMART AND REFINED

GIRLS

SMART AND REFINED

FRANK SR.

DO THEY SEE WITH ONE LOOK THE DEFENDANTS A CROOK OR THAT JUSTICE IS BLIND?

GIRLS

WATCH THE WHEELS GRIND

FRANK SR.

WHAT THEY SEE IS THE UNIFORMAS HE BARGAINS A PLEATHEY ALL CEASE AND DESISTHES SO HARD TO RESISTCAUSE THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE

FRANK SR. & FRANK JR.

YES, WERE GONNA HIT THE HIGH LIFEWEVE ONLY JUST BEGUNWERE GONNA BE TOGETHER

FRANK SR. AND SONDINE AT THE LATIN QUARTERA NIGHT CAP AT TOOTS SHORYEAH, WERE GONNA BE AT RINGSIDEAND LIFE WILL BE BETTER THAN BEFOREFOR TWO KIDS IN A MANS CANDY STORE

SOMEONE ELSES SKIN

FRANK JR.

THERES NO PHONE BOOTHTHERES NO CAPETHERES NO STEVE MCQUEENTO HELP ME MAKE MY GREAT ESCAPE

HOW CAN I FLYLIKE A HERO IN THE SKY?BE A SHOOTING STAR OUT IN THE STRATOSPHERE

WHERES THE SHADOW?HE MIGHT KNOWWHERES THAT SEARCHLIGHT IN THE SKYTO POINT THE WAY TO GO?

THROUGH SOME NEW CLOUDTO DISAPPEAR INTO THE CROWD

THOUGH THE FUTURES DARKTHERES ONE THING CRYSTAL CLEARTHAT THERES NO HOME HERE

SO MANY VOICES TELLING ME TO CHOOSEITS LIKE A GAME WHERE EITHER TEAM I LOSETHIS KINDA NOISE JUST MAKES ME WANNA SHOUTID LIKE TO BUY A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT

RULES OF THE ROAD SAY DONT LOOK BACKEYES STRAIGHT AHEAD, DONT JUMP THE TRACKTRY A NEW GAMEAND PRAY THAT I CAN WIN

CAUSE I JUST DONT FEEL AT HOME IN MINESO ILL SLIP NOWINTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN

I SEE THE MAPS FROM EVRY BOOK IVE READTHE WORLDS THAT I HAVE LIVED INSIDE MY HEADI THOUGHT A LOVE LIKE THEIRS COULD NEVER DIEIF IT CAN FADE AWAY THEN SO CAN I

YEAH, FIRST YOU SEE ME, THEN YOU DONTDONT LOOK FOR MEYOU KNOW I WONT EVEN BE THERESO LET THE GAMES BEGIN

CAUSE I JUST DONT FEEL AT HOME IN MINESO ILL SLIP NOWINTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN

RUN DOWN THE STREETRUN OUT OF TOWNIM GONNA RUN FROM THE HOME TEAMAND NEVER TOUCH DOWN

RUN FROM THE BOOKSCAUSE ITS ALL BEEN A FAKEIM GONNA RUNFROM THE CHOICESTHAT I DONT WANNA MAKE

SCHOOLS NOT OUT BUT I CANT WAITITS THE PERFECT TIME TO GRADUATE TODAYIM GONNA RUN AWAY NOWIVE GOT TO RUN AWAY

I KNOW THEYLL SEE THE TRUTH WHEN I MOVE ONTHEYLL NEED EACH OTHER MUCH MORE ONCE IM GONE

AND WHEN IM FLUSHAND HES BACK ON HIS FEETILL PICK HIM UP AND RIDEDOWN EASY STREET

NO TIME TO CRY FOR ALL THE YEARSA RUSTY GAS TANK FULL OF TEARSGETS YOU NOWHERE NOT THE PLACES I WANT IN

AND I JUST DONT FEEL AT HOME IN MINESO ILL SLIP NOW

INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKININTO SOMEONE ELSES SKININTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN

THE JET SET

STEWARDESSES

WOKE UP IN BROOKLYNWITH A FROWN UPON MY FACEJUST LEFT WISCONSINWHERE THERES CHEESE ENOUGHTO START THIS RAT RACEBUT THANKS TO THE BROTHERS WRIGHTWE DONT KNOW WHERE WELL SLEEP TONIGHTYEAH, IM A BIRD IN THE SKIESAND TOMORROW WHEN I RISE

ILL WAKE UP IN PARISWITH A NEW LOVE IN MY HEARTOR MAYBE GERMANYWITH THAT BRAND NEW PET I MET IN STUTTGARTSKYS THE LIMIT, TIME TO PLAYILL PUT DOWN ROOTS SOME OTHER DAYNO NEED TO BE A LONELY JOETHE JET SET IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO

WOULDJA LIKE NEW MUSIC AND MYSTERYEACH AND EVERY DAYLOSE THE SAME OLD MUSIC AND HISTORYMAKE A NEW FRIEND THENFLY AWAY

AND WAKE UP IN TEXAS

WHERE THEY TREAT THEIR WOMEN RIGHTAND THEN TRY HOLLYWOODWHERE THE STARS GET LITOUT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

ANY CITY, NEAR OR FARFEELS TWICE AS GOOD AS WHERE YOU AREWHEN YOURE SICK OF THE STATUS QUOTHE JET SET IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO

PILOTS

WOULDJA LIKE A SLEIGH RIDE?A HAYRIDE?THEN KIDDO, JUST STAY HOMEBUT, IF YOU WANT JET SET THEN GET SETTO LEAVE BEHIND KANSASTHERES NO PLACE LIKE ROME

STEWARDESSES

WAKE UP IN RIOHAVE YOUR COFFEE IN BRAZIL

PILOTS

WHEN REAL LIFE GETS YOU DOWNTAKE A

PILOTS & STEWARDESSES

FAR-OUT, ONE-WAYTRIP TO SPLITZVILLE

PILOTS

SWEDISH, GREEK OR JAPANESE

STEWARDESSES

A STEWARDESS IS TRAINED TO PLEASE

PILOTS & STEWARDESSES

SO IF YOUVE GOT WHAT IT TAKES BELOWWELL THEN FLY THIS BIRD LIKE CUPIDS BOWCAUSE THE JET SETS JUST A HOLIDAYYEAH THE JET SET GOESUP, UP AND AWAY...SO FLY!

FRANK JR.

RIGHT DOWN TO ITALY FOR LA BELLA FEMMINAJUMP IN A FOUNTAIN FOR A...

ALL

BIG DOSE OF LA DOLCE VITA

FRANK JR.

IF YOUR TASTES RUN MORE RISQU

STEWARDESSES

WELL THEN WE KNOW A JOINT IN OLD BOMBAY

ALL

SO HANG ON TIGHT, LETS LOOP DE LOOPITS TIME TO FLY THIS CHICKEN COOP

SO, PACK UP YOUR SUITCASECHECK YOUR WORRIES AT THE GATECOME OUT AND PLAY BOYCRUISE THE WORLD TO FINDYOUR PERFECT PLAYMATE

FRANK JR.

THINGS LOOK BETTER FROM ABOVESO BUCKLE UP, NEXT STOP IS LOVE

ALL

FROM TIMBUKTU TO TOKYOFROM MOZAMBIQUE TO MEXICOYEAH THE JET SET IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO

DONT BREAK THE RULES

HANRATTY

IT STARTS VERY EARLYONCE THE BABY TOYS ARE GONEA KID ON THE PLAYGROUNDHAS TO CHOOSE WHAT SIDE HES ON

ITS THE BULLIES OR THE GOOD GUYSBOY, THERE AINT NO MIDDLE GROUNDTHOUGH HOODLUMS TRY TO BLUR THE LINEAND TWIST THE TRUTH AROUND

THEN THEY CALL THEMSELVES A WINNERBUT THEYRE SELF-DECEIVING FOOLSCAUSE THE GAME AINT WORTH WINNINGIF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES

THE LAW IS LAYED UPON USWHEN AS KIDS WE FIRST ASK WHY?OUR PARENTS SET THE RULESWHEN CAUSE I SAID SO, THEY REPLY

AND THOUGH I THOUGHT I HATED THEMAND SCREAMED WITH ALL MY MIGHTTHE NEXT TIME THAT I HAD A CHOICEGEE WHIZ! I DID WHATS RIGHT

YOU KNOW I NEVER SNUCK A DRINKI NEVER STOLE A PACK OF KOOLSCAUSE THE GAME AINT WORTH WINNINGIF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES

BRANDON WARDELL, TIMOTHY McCUEN PIGGEE, NORBERT LEO BUTZ & JOE CASSIDY

HANRATTY

OR ELSE WERE LIVINGIN THE WILD, WILD WEST

GODS KEEPING SCOREAND YOU DONTWANNA FAIL THAT TEST

YOU THUMB YOUR NOSERIGHT AT THE LIFE FOR WHICH I STRIVE

BUT THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS KEEP US ALIVE

WELL IT STARTED BACK WITH MOSES WHEN HE LED AROUND THE JEWS

AND CLIMBED WAY UP THAT MOUNTAIN TO PICK UP GODS DAILY NEWS

HE SCHLEPPED UP OLD MT. SINAI CRIED AND BEGGED ON THEIR BEHALF

HE ALMOST DROPPED THOSE TABLETS WHEN HE SAW THAT GOLDEN CALF

NOW WE TEACH THE TEN COMMANDMENTSEVERY SUNDAY IN OUR SCHOOLS

MEN




BUT THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS KEEP US ALIVE

THE JEWS!

TELL ME THE NEWS!

OH LORD!

WHAT?

EVERY SUNDAY IN OUR SCHOOLS

HANRATTY (CONT.)

CAUSE THE GAME AINT WORTH WINNING IF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES

I GUESS THE CONSTITUTION, BOYS, TO SOME IS TOO COMPLEX

THEY THINK OUR FOUNDING FATHERS FOUGHT SO THEY COULD FORGE SOME CHECKS

THEY SEE THEMSELVESAS ROBIN HOOD JUST STEALING FROM THE RICH

NOT PAYING BACKTHE THINGS THEY TAKE WELL, PAY BACK IS A BITCH

CAUSE THE WORLD AINT SHERWOOD FORESTYOU CANT GIVE AWAY THOSE JEWELS

CAUSE THE GAME AINT WORTH WINNING IF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES

MEN (CONT.)

AND BABY...I GUESS

WERE THINKINTHEY THINK

AND NOW ITS LOOKINTHEY SEE THEMSELVES

AND DONCHA KNOW THEYRENOT PAYING BACK

POW!!

YOU CANT GIVE AWAY THOSE JEWELS


HANRATTY (CONT.)

OR ELSE WERE LIVING IN THE WILD, WILD WEST

GODS KEEPING SCORE AND YOU DONT WANNA FAIL THAT TEST

YOU THUMB YOUR NOSE RIGHT AT THE LIFE FOR WHICH I STRIVEBUT THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS KEEP US ALIVE!

WHEN YOU STEAL SOMEBODYS MONEY SCREW HIS DAUGHTER OR HIS WIFE

YOU DONT THINK OF REPERCUSSIONS AS YOU TAP DANCE THROUGH YOUR LIFE

THOUGH YOU SMILE LIKE YOURE A HEROYOURE AN OUTLAW THROUGH AND THROUGH

BUT THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR, MAN AND ONE DAY ILL CATCH YOU

SO, GO SNEAKINTO A MOVIERUN A RED LIGHT, SELL SOME POT

MEN (CONT.)



BUT THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS KEEP US ALIVE! US ALIVE!

WOP!

BOP! OOH-OOH

YOURE AN OUTLAW THROUGH AND THROUGH

AND ONE DAY ILL CATCH YOU

SO, GO SNEAK

HANRATTY (CONT.)

ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME YOURE EITHER GUILTY OR YOURE NOT

IF WE ALL DID WHAT WE WANTED EVERY TIME WE FELT THE URGETHE WORLD WOULD BEIN TOTAL CHAOS

ITS ALREADY ON THE VERGE

YES, ITS LAWS THAT KEEP US HUMANCAUSE WITHOUT THEM WERE JUST MULES

ANDTHE GAME AINT WORTH WINNINGYESTHE GAME AINT WORTH WINNINGNOTHE GAME AINT WORTH WINNINGIF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES

OR ELSE WERE LIVING IN THE WILD, WILD WEST

GODS KEEPING SCORE AND YOU DONT WANNA FAIL THAT TEST

MEN (CONT.)

DOO-WOP, DOO-WOP!

DOO-WOP, DOO-WOP, WOW!

THE WORLD WOULD BEIN TOTAL CHAOS

BOP!

CAUSE WITHOUT THEM WERE JUST MULES

THE GAME AINT WORTH WINNING






HANRATTY (CONT.)

YOU THUMB YOUR NOSE RIGHT AT THE LIFE FOR WHICH I STRIVE

BUT THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS KEEP US

KEEP US

KEEP US ALIVE!

MEN (CONT.)

BUT THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS

THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS

THOSE RULES, THOSE LAWS KEEP US ALIVE!BOP!

NORBERT LEO BUTZ & COMPANY

BUTTER OUTTA CREAM

FRANK JR.

REMEMBER THAT STORY I LEARNED AT YOUR FEET?WELL NOW ITS MY TURN, TAKE A SEAT

TWO LITTLE MICE OF GREAT RENOWNFELL IN SOME MILK AND ONE PROCEEDED TO DROWNTHE OTHER ONES STILL THE TOAST OF THE TOWNCAUSE HE MADE BUTTER OUTTA CREAM

HE LOOKED AROUND, DEDUCED HIS PLIGHTSAID THIS IS NO WAY TO SPEND A SATURDAY NIGHT!BUT HE HAD THE STYLE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHTSO HE MADE BUTTER OUTTA CREAM

HE KICKED HIS LEGS UPHE TOSSED AND TURNEDSO NOT TO END UP A GHOSTHE DID THE HOKEY-POKEYTILL THE CREAM WAS CHURNEDTHEN BABY, HE WALKED RIGHT OUTAND BUTTERED HIS TOAST

NOW HES ON TOP FOR GOODNESS SAKESYEAH, HES THE BIG CHEESE UP AT LAND O LAKESHES LIVING PROOF THAT POP ALL IT TAKES

IS A SCHEMESO IF YOU LAND IN THE GUTTERJUST MAKE BUTTER OUT OF CREAM

FRANK SR.

THERE WAS A COCKROACH IN BRAZILGOT DRUNK AT HIS LOCAL COFFEE MILLHE THOUGHT HIS TIME WAS UP UNTILHE MADE COFFEE OUTTA BEANS

WHEN HE CAME TO HE HEARD SUCH A SOUND

THEN MUCH TO HIS SHOCK WHEN HE LOOKED AROUNDHE HAD BEEN SCOOPED AND WAS ABOUT TO BE GROUNDSO, HE MADE COFFEE OUT OF BEANS

HE MARCHED TO THE SOUTHAND HE STOMPED TO THE NORTHHE HAD TO RACE AGAINST FATEHE DID THE CUCARACHA TIL THE TEARS POURED FORTHTHEN SEOR, THINGS BEGAN TO PERCOLATE

SARA ANDREAS, TOM WOPAT & ANGIE SCHWORER

HE HELD HIS BREATH AND SWAM TO THE TOPHE BORROWED BEANS FROM HIS MOM AND POPAND OPENED UP HIS OWN COFFEE SHOP OUT IN QUEENS!WHEN HIS LIGHTS WERE ALMOST OFF, HEJUST MADE COFFEE OUTTA BEANS

SO THINK OF THOSE TWO WHEN LIFES THE PITS

FRANK SR.

THE BUG

FRANK JR.

AND THE MOUSE

BOTH

AT THE END OF THEIR WITSTHEY KNEW THE KEY TO LIFEIS THAT ITS WHA CHA DREAM

SO IF LEMONS CLOG YOUR SINK UPDONT JUST STAND AROUND AND SCREAMSPIKE SOME LEMONADE AND DRINK UPAND MAKE BUTTER OUT OF CREAM

FRANK SR.

JUST MAKE BUTTER OUT OF CREAM

FRANK JR.

MAKE SOME BUTTER OUT OF CREAM

FRANK SR.

I HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING SON

ILL MAKE BUTTEROUTTA CREAM

FRANK JR.

SHA-DOO-BAH-DWEE-LEEYAH-DOO-BAH-DWEE-LEEYAH-DOO-BOP!*

THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES

HANRATTY

SOME COMIC BOOKSA MISS JULYA MATCHBOOK FROM THE FLAMESOME CHEWING GUMA MISMATCHED PAIR OF SHOES

A LETTER HOMEBUT NEVER MAILEDA CHECK WITHOUT A NAMEYEAH, THEYLL BE MY GUIDE TO THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES

A BOBBY PINTWO BASEBALL CARDSSOME DAY-OLD CHINESE FOODTWO TICKET STUBSTHE RED SOX ALWAYS LOSE

A VALENTINEBUT NEVER SENTA SCENT TO SET THE MOODWHEN I TAKE A RIDEWITH THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES

DO NOT DISTURB IS ON THE DOORTHE MAID, SHE NEVER COMESHE LOCKED THE DOOR BUT I DONT NEED A KEY

THERES ONLY GARBAGE ON THE FLOORTO OTHERS, THEYRE JUST CRUMBSTHOSE CRUMBS LOOK LIKEA FIVE-COURSE MEAL TO ME

I USED MY HEADTO GET IN HISSO I CAN THINK LIKE HIMI SEE HE FLIESAND ALSO CRIES THE BLUES

BUT IF I LOOKAT MY OWN LIFEIM OUT HERE ON A LIMBYEAH, ITS BEST TO HIDESTAY THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES

IVE LOOKED INTO SO MANY LIVESBUT NEVER AT MY OWNTHE TRAIL I LEFT IS SUCH A DAMN CLICH

THE LONELY WIFE, THE HOUSE FOR SALEA MILLION NIGHTS ALONETO WISH YOU HAD THE THINGS YOU THREW AWAY

LIKE A FRONT DOOR KEYA HOME COOKED MEALTHE HAPPY BRIDE AND GROOMTHEN LIFE KICKS IN AND MAKES YOU PAY YOUR DUES

AND THEN YOU FINDYOURE BY YOURSELFIN A SINGLE MOTEL ROOMTHATS BEEN OCCUPIEDBY THE MAN INSIDETHE CLUESTHE CLUES

CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR

HANRATTY

YEAH, DONTCHA LOVE THE YULETIDE FUN?THERES JOY AND CHEER FOR EVERYONE I WAIT FOR SANTA WITH A GUNYES, CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR

FRANK JR.

SOME SUGAR PLUMS I HAVENT KISSEDBUT MISTLETOE I MUST RESIST

CAUSE IM ON ST. CARLS MOST WANTED LIST

HANRATTY & FRANK JR.

YES, CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR

HANRATTY, FRANK JR.,

FRANK SR. & PAULA

AND THERES A HOME WHERE YOU CANT GOAND THERES A LIFE THATS FULL OF LOVEYOU USED TO KNOW

HANRATTY

FOR ME ITS TRUE

FRANK SR.

BUT KID, NOT YOU

PAULA

CAUSE YOUR FAMILYS HERE...

FRANK SR. & PAULA

YEAH, THEYRE STILL YOURS TO HOLDIF YOU

FRANK SR., PAULA &

HANRATTY

COME IN FROM THE COLD

HANRATTY

SO, IF TOMORROW SANTAS FLOWNTHE TREE IS DOWN AND YOURE ALONE IM ALWAYS HERE, RIGHT BY THE PHONE

FRANK JR. & HANRATTY

YES CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR

FRANK JR.

ILL CALL YOU SOON, BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN

HANRATTY

AND, FRANK, I HOPE WELL MEET AGAINLIKE WHEN YOURE SERVING EIGHT TO TEN


YES, CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR

NORBERT LEO BUTZ

DOCTORS ORDERS

NURSES

HEY DOCTOR, ARE YOU ON CALL?IM NOT FEELING SO WELL AT ALL I KEPT THINKING ABOUT YAAS I COULD NOT SLEEP A WINK LAST NIGHT

I TOSSED AND TURNED THE WHOLE NIGHT LONG

KEPT FEELING LIKE SOMETHINGS WRONGI NEED A CHECKUPTO MAKE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT

SO I...MADE THIS APPOINTMENTAND I CLEARED YOUR AFTERNOONYES, I...NEED ME A LITTLE T.L.C.AND I GOTTA GET SOME SOONLET ME TELL YA THAT...

MAYBE I NEVER LISTENED GOODI NEVER DID THE THINGS I SHOULDBUT IM READYTO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS!

BABY, I NEVER FELT SO BADI NEED SOMETHING I NEVER HADAND IM READYTO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS!

HEY DOCTOR, I NEED REPAIRI NEED INTENSE INTENSIVE CAREI BETTER TAKE HEED

CANDICE MARIE WOODS, AARON TVEIT & COMPANY

OF THE SURGEON GENERALS WARNING

AND IF YOURE TIRED AND LOOKING PALEILL BE YOUR FLORENCE NIGHTINGALEAND IF ONE WONT DOTHEN PLEASE, TAKE TWOAND CALL US IN THE MORNING

YES I...LIKED PLAYING DOCTORWAS MY FAVORITE GAME INDOORSAND ISTILL LIKE TO PLAY AROUNDILL SHOW YOU MINE, IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS MAYBE I NEED YOUR REMEDY DOC, ITS AN EMERGENCY SO IM READY TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS BABY I NEED THE ANTIDOTE YOURE HIDING UNDER THAT WHITE LAB COAT YES IM READY TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS

I KNOW WHAT THEY SAYABOUT AN APPLE A DAYTO BE THE STRONGEST GAL IN TOWNBUT IF AN APPLE A DAYKEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAYIM GONNA BURN THAT ORCHARD DOWN!

AW, BABY DONT STOP UNTIL IM HEALED

IVE GOT BLUE CROSSAND IVE GOT BLUE SHIELD AND IM READY TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS

BABY TAKE OUT THAT STETHOSCOPEYOU MAY BE MY ONLY HOPESO IM READYTO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS

BABY, YOUD BETTER OPERATETHEN TO MIAMI TO RECUPERATE YES IM READYTO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS

(TALKIN BOUT WHAM-BAM, HOT DAMN!)

OXYGEN PLEASE, CANT CATCH MY BREATHDOCTOR YOU GOT THE KISS OF DEATH

AND IM READYREADYCOME ON, LETS ROCK STEADYYES IM READY...FOR DOCTORS ORDERS!

DONT BE A STRANGER

PAULA

I ALWAYS KNEW ID SEE THIS DAYI CANT SAY ITS A SHOCKWHATS THAT EXPRESSION? QUEST-CE QUE CEST?HES A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCKBUT IF YOU SEE HIMPLEASE PASS ON THIS PLEADONT BE A STRANGERTELL HIM THAT FOR ME

MY FRANKIE HAD A CLEVER MINDHE COULD SPEND HOURS ALL ALONEI WOULDNT HAVE BEEN SURPRISED TO FINDHE CHANGED HIS DIAPER ON HIS OWNCOULD I HAVE BEEN THERE MORE?WELL, CEST LA VIEDONT BE A STRANGERTELL HIM THAT FOR ME

THOUGH I TRIED, I COULDNT HIDEWHEN LOVE HAD FLOWN AWAYCHILDREN CLOSE THEIR EYESBUT STILL THEY SEEI TOOK A CHANCE, A NEW ROMANCEIS IT A CRIME TO SAYI MADE A CHOICEAND CHOSE WHATS BEST FOR ME

HIS FATHER HAD A HEAD FOR DREAMSBUT NOT THE MIDAS TOUCHHIS FATHER HAD A MILLION SCHEMESBUT DOLLARS? NOT SO MUCH

YOU WANT THE APPLEGO LOOK FOR THE TREEAND DONT BE A STRANGERTELL HIM THAT FOR ME

FRANK SR.

I USED TO HAVE WHAT MADE HER SMILEBUT NOW, ITS ALL BEEN SPENTIVE TONS OF CHARM, IM LOUSY WITH STYLEBUT THAT DONT PAY THE RENTSO IF YOU SPOT HER OUT THERE ON A SPREETELL HER DONT BE A STRANGERTELL HER THAT FOR ME

I USED TO BE A PRINCE TO HERTHIS PRINCE HAS LOST HIS CROWNI BROUGHT HER LAUGHS, SHE WANTED FURNO WONDER LOVE FELL DOWNARREST THE CLOWN WHO SAID THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREETHEN, DONT BE A STRANGERTELL HER THAT FOR ME

ONE MORE ROUND AT THE LOST AND FOUNDTHATS IF YOUVE GOT THE DOUGHHAPPY HOUR IS SUDDENLY LAST CALL

PAULA

MY EYES ARE DRY, I SAID GOODBYESO MANY TEARS AGO

BOTH

THE PAST IS JUST A PHOTO ON THE WALL

RACHEL de BENEDET & GRASAN KINGSBERRY

FRANK SR.

I GUESS TO YOU I SEEM A SCHMUCKWELL, ILL JUST BIDE MY TIME

PAULA

IN LOVE, ALLS FAIR

FRANK SR.

CAUSE I BELIEVE THAT LADY LUCKCAN STILL TURN ON A DIME

PAULA

COMME A LA GUERRE

FRANK SR.

AND MAYBE ONEWILL ONCE AGAIN BE THREE

PAULA

CEST CQUE JAI TOUJOURS DIT

FRANK SR.

DONT BE A STRANGERTELL THEM THAT FOR ME

PAULA

DONT BE A STRANGERTELL HIM THAT FOR ME

BOTH

(NO) DONT BE A STRANGERTELL HIM (THEM) THAT FOR ME

LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN

FRANK SR.

LITTLE BOY, BE A MANYEAH, THAT WAS POPS ONLY PLANHE NEVER KISSED MEOR SANG BABY MINE SURE, ID HAVE LOVED A HUGBUT HEY, I CAME OUT JUST FINE

AND IF I EVER WOULD CRYHED SMACK THE TEAR FROM OUT MY EYEHE TOLD ME GROW UP, KID, YOURE NO PETER PAN.LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN

HANRATTY

LITTLE MAN, GROW SOME BALLSTHAT MOTTO RANG THROUGHOUT THE HALLSON MY TENTH BIRTHDAYHE SHOWED ME A GUNTHEN TOOK ME TO THE CORNFIELDSAND SAID OKAY...RUN!

HIS SENSE OF HUMOR WAS LAMELUCKY FOR ME, SO WAS HIS AIM!IF HE HAD SEWN SOME NEEDLEPOINTTHAT HUNG ON THE WALLSIT WOULDA SAID LITTLE MAN, GROW SOME BALLS

BOTH

BALLGAMES THAT HE MISSEDNIGHTS HE CAME HOME PISSEDWELL, I DONT THINK ABOUT THAT ANY LONGER

HANRATTY

NO ONE IN THE BLEACHERS

FRANK SR.

FISTFIGHTS WITH MY TEACHERS

BOTH

IM LIVING PROOF WHAT DOESNT KILL YAMAKES YA STRONGER!

FRANK SR.

LITTLE MAN, LITTLE METHEY COME WITH NO WARRANTYI TRIED TO FIX ITBUT WHO WOULDVE GUESSEDITS HARD TO SAY BUT FATHER

BOTH

DOESNT ALWAYS KNOW BEST

FRANK SR.

SO CARL, WHEN YOU HAVE A KID

HANRATTY

MY EX SAID HEAVEN FORBID

FRANK SR.

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DID

BOTH

LIKE DAD AFTER DAD AFTER DAD AFTER DADSINCE THE WHOLE MESS BEGAN

FRANK SR.

YOU DO THE BEST THAT YOU CAN

HANRATTY

LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN

SEVEN WONDERS

FRANK JR.

IVE SEEN THE SEVEN WONDERSIF YOU GIVE OR TAKE A FEWBUT ALL THEM SEVEN WONDERSWELL, THEY CANT COMPARE TO YOU

IVE BEEN A LOTTA PLACESYES, IVE TRAVELED NEAR AND FARBUT NOW I KNOWTHAT HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE

NIAGARA FALLS?

A LEAKY FAUCET THAT A PLUMBER OUGHTA FIXTHE PYRAMIDSARE REALLY JUST A DUSTY PILE OF BRICKS

THE TAJ MAHAL?A FIXER-UPPER.THE GRAND CANYON?JUST A HOLE.THE GRAND CANAL IN VENICE?AN EYE-TALIAN TOILET BOWL

IVE SEEN THE SEVEN WONDERSIF YOU GIVE OR TAKE A FEWBUT ALL THEM SEVEN WONDERSWELL, THEY CANT COMPARE TO YOU

IVE BEEN A LOTTA PLACESYES, IVE TRAVELED NEAR AND FARBUT NOW I KNOWTHAT HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE

BRENDA

THE AURORA BOREALIS?

FRANK JR.

JUST A NIGHT LIGHT ON THE FRITZ

BRENDA

AND STONEHENGE?

FRANK JR.

JUST A BUNCH OF ROCKS

BRENDA

LA BREAS TAR?

FRANK JR.

THE PITS

BRENDA

HOW BOUT THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA?

FRANK JR.

LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING UP AND BROKE

BRENDA

MOUNT RUSHMORE!?

FRANK JR.

SOMEONE CLIMB UP THERE AND TELL THEM BOYS A JOKE!

FRANK JR. & BRENDA

YES, MY TRAVELIN DAYS ARE OVERGET THE CHECK, ILL PAY THE BILL

AARON TVEIT & KERRY BUTLER

CAUSE I SEE ALL THE WONDERSIN YOUR EYES, JUST STANDING STILL

FRANK JR.

IVE BEEN A LOTTA PLACESBUT IVE LEARNED NOW NEAR AND FARTHERES NO NEED TO ROAMCAUSE HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE

BRENDA

THERES NO NEED TO ROAMCAUSE HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE

FRANK JR.

YES, NOW I KNOW

FRANK JR. & BRENDA

THAT HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE

(OUR) FAMILY TREE

CAROL

I FEEL A MIGHTY QUAKETHE SOUTH BEGINS TO SHAKEUNDER OUR FAMILY TREE

THE LEAVES BEGIN TO BLOWGONE WITH THE WIND THEY GOALL THROUGH OUR FAMILY TREE

UP TOP MAGNOLIAS BLOOMTHEY SPREAD THEIR SWEET PERFUMEFOR THIS ANCESTRAL JUBILEE

NOW EVERY BOUGH MUST PULL ITS WEIGHTITS TIME TO PRUNE AND PROPAGATESO WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY TREE

RACHELLE RAK, LINDA HART, KERRY BUTLER, AARON TVEIT, NICK WYMAN & BOB GAYNOR

ROGER

I HEAR THE DOGWOODS BARKA SEEDS BEGUN TO SPARKINSIDE OUR FAMILY TREE

A TWIG BEGINS TO POKEFROM OUT THAT MIGHTY OAKTO JOIN THE JAMBOREE

AND LIKE A SLIDE TROMBONEHE GLIDES OUT FULLY GROWN A DIXIELAND R.S.V.P.

AND NO ONE MINDS AN EXTRA LIMB

CAROL

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE HIM!

ROGER & CAROL

SO WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY TREE

BRENDA & LADIES

I FEEL A BURST OF SPRINGMY TRUNK BEGINS TO SWINGJUST LIKE OUR FAMILY TREE

THE COUSINS COME TO CALLTHEYLL STAY UNTIL NEXT FALLCAUSE THERES LOTS OF FIXINS AND THEYRE FREE

MEN

SAVE SOME OF THAT GUMBO FOR ME

BRENDA & LADIES

THE KIN FOLK GATHER ROUNDTHEYVE COVERED LOTS OF GROUND

THERES NOT A SOUL LEFT IN TENNESSEE

BRENDA

THEYVE ALL ARRIVED TO GERMINATETO FERTILIZE AND

BRENDA & LADIES

CULTIVATEAND POPULATE OUR FAMILY TREE

FRANK JR.

ILL GIVE A REBEL YELLTO EVERY SOUTHERN BELLEUNDER OUR FAMILY TREE

ILL SWING THE SECOND LINEWHEN OUR TWO CLANS COMBINEFOR SOME BIG

FRANK JR. & ALL

EASY HARMONY

FRANK JR.

TRUMPETS BEGIN TO SHOUTTO WELCOME YOUR NEW SPROUTYOUVE CHARMED THIS YANKEE REFUGEE

YOURE ALL SO LUSH AND OVERGROWNBUT I KNOW ILL NEVER BE ALONEIM GLAD TO CLIMB YOUR FAMILY TREE

FRANK JR. & THE

STRONGS

YOUR LOVE HAS RAISED THE BARIM SWINGIN ON A STAR

FRANK JR.

FOR THAT WHO NEEDS A LAW DEGREE?!?

LADIES

THE TREES THAT BEAR THE RIPEST FRUITS

MEN

ARE TREES THAT HAVE THE DEEPEST ROOTS, SO

ALL

WELCOME TO OUR FAMILYWELCOME TO OUR FAMILY

FRANK JR.

IM

ALL

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY TREE!

FRANK JR.

LOOK OUT OLD FRANKIE IS HOME!

ALL

YEAH!

FLY, FLY AWAY

BRENDA

WHEN I WAS A CHILDMY EYES WERE CLEAR, I SAW THE GOOD SIDETHATS THE KIND OF SECOND SIGHTTHAT DOESNT LAST TOO LONG

BUT WHEN I WAS LOSTI HEARD A VOICE THAT BROUGHT ME HEALINGTHATS THE KIND OF SPECIAL HOPEHE BROUGHT ME WITH HIS SONG

PEOPLE ONLY SAW THE DOCTOR,LAWYER, INDIAN CHIEFBUT HE WAS JUSTA LONELY LITTLE BOY TO ME

WITH HIS SWEET AND GENTLE TOUCH,HE SURE UNLOCKED MY SOULSO IN RETURN,I SURELY WANT TO HELP TO SET HIM FREE

YEAH, NOW I WANNA SEE HIMFLY... FLY...ILL BE YOUR ALIBI MY BABYFLY, FLY, FLY AWAY

I DIDNT GET TO SAY GOODBYE, GOODBYENO NEED TO TELL ME WHY MY BABYMAYBE ITS BECAUSEYOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME ONE DAY

KERRY BUTLER

MEN WHO YOU CALL REALWERE REALLY FAKES AND LEFT ME NOTHINGBUT THIS MAN YOU CALL A FAKEGAVE ME SOMETHING REAL

IVE KNOWN CRUEL, CRUEL MENWITH CHRISTIAN NAMES WHO TAUGHT ME MANNERSBUT THIS MAN WITHOUT A NAMETAUGHT ME HOW TO FEEL

THEY ONLY SAW THE MAGIC TRICKSTHE SMOKE AND MIRRORSWAS I THE ONLY ONETO EVER SEE THE BOY?

SO NOW THEY WANNA CLIP HIS PRECIOUS WINGSAND BRING HIM DOWNBUT IN HIS HEART AND SOULSTHE KIND OF GOOD THEY CANT DESTROY

YEAH, NOW I WANNA SEE HIM FLY,FLYILL BE YOUR ALIBI MY BABYFLY,FLY, FLY AWAY

WE DIDNT GET TO SAY GOODBYE,GOODBYENO NEED TO TELL ME WHY MY BABYMAYBE ITS BECAUSEYOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME ONE DAY

BABY WHEN YOURE IN THE CLOUDS

PLEASE KEEP A LOOKOUTMAYBE DARLING FIND A HIDEAWAYFOR YOU AND IYOU AND I

NOW ILL SEE HIM FLYFLYILL BE YOUR ALIBI MY BABYFLY, FLY, FLY AWAY

WE DIDNT GET TO SAY GOODBYE,GOODBYENO NEED TO TELL ME WHY MY BABYMAYBE ITS BECAUSEYOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME ONE DAY MAYBE ITS BECAUSEYOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME ONE DAYMAYBE ITS BECAUSEYOULL FLY BACK HOME TO MEONE DAY

AND ILL BE WAITING FOR YOU THEREYOU WILL FLY BACK HOME TO ME ONE DAY

GOODBYE

FRANK JR.

ITS MY HAPPY ENDINGNOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOODNIGHTWE CAN STOP PRETENDINGTELL THE SPOTLIGHT MAN TURN OFF MY LIGHT

CAUSE THE SHOW IS DONE NOWAND ITS TIME TO LEAVE THE STAGEYEAH, THE GOOD GUY WON NOWAND THE BAND HAS NO MORE SONGS TO PLAYITS A HAPPY ENDING SO ILL SAY

GOODBYEGOODBYE TO ALL THE MAKE BELIEVEGOODBYETHERES NO MORE MAGIC UP MY SLEEVE

THERES NOTHING LEFT TO ACT UP HEREILL TAKE MY BOW AND DISAPPEARNO QUESTIONS LEFT FOR ANSWERINGTHERES ONLY ONE WORD LEFT TO SINGGOODBYE

ITS A HAPPY ENDINGTO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTHNOW THE CURTAINS DESCENDINGAND I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR MONEYS WORTH

GONNA STOP THE SHOW NOW CAUSE I WANNA LEAVE ON TOPSO GET UP AND GO NOWCAUSE THERES NOTHING LEFT INSIDE MY HEADEVERYTHING THATS LEFT TO SAYS BEEN SAID

BUT GOODBYEGOODBYE TO ALL THE SONG AND DANCEGOODBYEOFFSTAGE I STAND A BETTER CHANCE

THE SHOW IS THROUGH, THE PARTS BEEN PLAYEDNO STANDING IN THE WINGS AFRAIDNO VIOLINS OR PHONY TEARSTHE WORD THATS MUSIC TO MY EARSIS GOODBYEGOODBYEGOODBYEGOODBYE

IM NOT AFRAID OF STOPPINGTHIS END COULD BE MY STARTI WANNA LIVE A LIFEAND NOT JUST PLAY A PART

ILL WALK INTO THE SUNSETILL SAIL ACROSS THE SEATHE FINAL WORD THE LAST YOULL HEAR OF MEOF ME

IS GOODBYEGOODBYE TO EVERY NIGHT ALONEGOODBYE

AARON TVEIT

GOODBYE TO LIVES THAT I DONT OWN

IM TIRED OF LIVING ON THE STAGEA LIFE THATS ONLY ON THE PAGETHE EMPTY LIVES ARE IN THE PASTIVE TRIED BEFORE, BUT HERES THE LASTGOODBYEGOODBYEGOODBYEGOODBYE!

STUCK TOGETHER (STRANGE BUT TRUE)

HANRATTY

STOP YOUR SOBBIN KID, BEFORE I SHOOTYOUR NOSE IS RUNNING ON MY ONLY SUITWHOD OF THOUGHT ID SHARE THIS DANCE WITH YOULOOKS LIKE WERE STUCK TOGETHERWHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE

FRANK JR.

GUESS YOU CAUGHT ME, NOW THE CHASE IS DONEYOU MUST ADMIT I GAVE YOU QUITE THE RUNMISTER TORTOISE, HERES YOUR RABBIT STEW

LOOKS LIKE WERE STUCK TOGETHERWHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE

HANRATTY

TELL MISTER RIPLEY AT BELIEVE IT OR NOT


THE SHOW IS OVER AND HES ALL THAT I GOT

HANRATTY

HARD TO BELIEVE IT BUT WERE TYING THE KNOT TODAY

FRANK JR.

THATS OKAY

HANRATTY

FRANK, THANK YOUR PUBLIC WHILE YOURE STILL IN YOUR PRIMETHEY WONT BE SEEING YOU FOR QUITE A LONG TIMEAND AFTER YOUVE PAID FOR YOUR LIFE OF CRIMEWELL KID WELL SEE WHAT GOOD BEHAVIOR CAN DO


TIL THEN WERE STUCK TOGETHERWHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE.

FULL COMPANY

HEY, MISTER LAWYER, MISTER TWO-ON-THE-AISLEYOU NEVER CAN PREDICT WHEN FORTUNE MAY SMILE

HANRATTY

IN FACT, I THINK IM GONNA BREAK WITH TRADITION.AND TELL J. EDGAR HOOVER, BABY IVE GONE FISHIN!

FRANK JR.

IF YOU HAD READ THIS, YOUD HAVE SAID NO WAY!I ALMOST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE CRIME DOES PAYTHERES LOTS OF FOLKS THAT I MISS EVERY DAY


BUT NOW A NEW DUET HAS MADE ITS DEBUTAND NOW WERE STUCK TOGETHER

FULL COMPANY

OH YEAH!


IN AND OUT OF LUCK TOGETHER!

FULL COMPANY

OH YEAH!


IM GLAD WERE STUCK TOGETHERWHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE

FRANK JR.

YOUR JUNIOR PARTNER CAME THROUGH

HANRATTY

A SIMPLE CASE OF MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO

FRANK JR.

IM GLAD TO BE ON YOUR TEAM

HANRATTY

LETS MAKE SOME BUTTER OUT OF CREAM!

BONUS SONG

FIFTY CHECKS

FRANK SR.

FIFTY CHECKS DONT FEEL LIKE MUCHWHEN YOU FIRST HOLD THEMNOTHING SPECIAL TO THE TOUCHBUT LOOK INSIDE

EVERY DIGIT POINTS THE WAYEVERY DATES YOUR LUCKY DAYEVERY CHECKS A MINI MAGIC CARPET RIDE

CAN YOU THINK OF FIFTY DREAMS?THEYRE IN YOUR HAND NOWAND WITH YOUR HEART AND MIND

THERE AINT NOTHING YOU CANT DOCAUSE YOU

GOT FIFTY CHOICESFIFTY CHANCESCOLD HARD CASHOR HOT ROMANCESFIFTY CHECKSCAN HELP THOSE DREAMS COME TRUE

FIFTY CHECKS DONT LOOK LIKE MUCHBUT LISTEN FRANKIEIN THE PROPER HANDS, THEYRE SUCH A WORK OF ART

CAUSE EVERY ONE OF THEM UNLOCKSYOUR OWN PERSONAL FORT KNOXEVEN ROCKEFELLER HAD TO GET HIS START!

USE THAT DO-RE-MITO GET YOUR FUTURE SWINGINGYOU MIGHT STRIKE IT RICHOR JUST FIND STRAIN AND STRIFEOR A WIFE!

YES, THESE FIFTY CHANCESFIFTY CHOICESBUY LITTLE GIFTSLIKE BIG ROLLS-ROYCESFIFTY CHECKSCAN HELP YOU CHANGE YOUR LIFE

YES, IVE ARRIVED EACH CHECK ANNOUNCESEACH ONE GOLD UNTIL IT BOUNCES!FIFTY CHECKS, THE RIDE HAS JUST BEGUNMERRY CHRISTMASTO MY ONE AND ONLY SONMERRY CHRISTMASTO MY ONE AND ONLY SON

This is the irst number we

wrote for Catch Me If You

Can. Although it ended

up getting cut, we wanted

to share the song and

Tom Wopats sensational

performance of it with you.

Marc & Scott

AARON TVEIT, NORBERT LEO BUTZ & COMPANY

Produced for Records by Marc Shaiman and Scott M. Riesett Album Executive Producer: Kurt DeutschRecorded and mixed by Lawrence ManchesterAlbum Associate Producers: Noah Cornman and Steve NormanRecorded on April 4th and 18th, 2011, at MSR Studios, Studios A and B, NYCPro Tools engineers: Derik Lee and Ryan KellyAdditional engineering by Ian KageyAssistant Engineers: Gloria Kaba, Brett MayerMastered by Greg Calbi at Sterling Sound, NYCArrangements by Marc ShaimanOrchestrations by Marc Shaiman & Larry BlankMusic Copying by Joann Kane Music Service/Russ Bartmus, Mark GrahamProduction Photography by Joan MarcusArt Direction by Jessica Disbrow TalleyCompany Manager: James LawsonAssistant Company Manager: Katrina ElliottProduction Stage Manager: Rolt SmithStage Manager: Andrea O. SarafianAssistant Stage Manager: Lisa Ann ChernoffAlbum Production Assistants: Jacob Porter, Allie Keller, Ross Baum

Special thanks to: Stewart Adelson, Joseph and Matthew Deitch, Jay and Cindy Gutterman, Stacey Mindich, Matthew Rego, Michael Rego and Hank Unger/The Araca Group, Warren Trepp, Scott and Brian Zeilinger, Brett Snacky Pierce, Richard Read, Zach Orts, Deniz Cordell, Holly Coombs, Carly J. Price, Seth Marquette, and Harry Connick, Jr.

* Thanks to Billy Stritch for the scat words.

Music by Marc Shaiman, Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. 2004-2011 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP). All rights reserved. Catch Me If You Can opened on Broadway April 10th, 2011 at the Neil Simon Theatre.

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